Top 10 Things You Don't Want

10. Long expeditions in dungeons make even umber hulks look sexy. 9. Constantly have to explain you are wearing a robe and NOT a dress! 8. Always losing games, lackluster fans, haven`t made the playoffs in over 10 years, overshadowed by Michael Jordan's presence. Oh, I'm sorry, that's Top 10 Downsides of being a Washington Wizard. 7. ................
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