“Everyday Use (for your Grandma’s Bowling Balls)”

When my little sister and I gave Grandma Ann 75 king-sized Hershey’s bars to celebrate her 75th birthday, we had no doubt she would probably consume most of them in one sitting. Mom always said Grandma Ann would outlive all of us – and our repeated pleas for her to stop smoking and to improve her diet – just to be able to say, “Screw ... ................
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