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PACKET ONENever Say Never: Anything GoesSchmeliza Schrames and Schmelanie Schmeating Disclaimer: This tournament should not be played sober. It is intentionally bad and unedited. Please direct all hate mail and pictures of quokkas to Gaurav Kandlikar. One song with this title opens with the line “when the truth is found to be lies”. Anne Hathaway sung this song in Ella Enchanted in a pub with giants. Usher sang another song with this title, that claims he would “tell the violins, it’s time to sink a swim”, though the Justin Bieber version is more famous. For 10 points, name this song by Queen that asks “can anybody find me” this title phrase.ANSWER: Somebody to LoveThis athlete voiced Captain Charles "Chuck" T. Baker in Planet 51 and voices Cliffjumper in Transformers: Prime. He told Patricia that her books helped him through his divorce at the end of Why Did I Get Married Too? and played the title role in Tooth Fairy. He played the de facto head of KAOS and rival of Agent 86 in Get Smart and drove teenagers Sara and Seth in Race to Witch Mountain. For 10 points, name this former wrestler who played the title role in The Scorpion King. ANSWER: Dwayne “The Rock” Johnson [accept any combination]This character is released from a freezer at the Sizzler and attacks Dog Poo before Al-Qaeda come to the rescue and Bin Laden is captured. This character's third novel, Gorilla Beach, was released a year after she spoke at Rutger's University. Often parodied by Bobby Moynihan on SNL, this character was punched by Brad Ferro and recently launched a spin-off with Jennifer Farley, or JWoww. For 10 points, name this guidette who starred on Jersey Shore.ANSWER: Nicole "Snooki" PolizziA K-pop band with this name sings the songs “Be My Shine” and “Melody of Eyes.” The music video for a Big Time Rush song with this name features Snoop Dogg living in the year 2099. An Ashlee Simpson song with this title is about a love triangle and includes the lyrics “hey, how long till the music drowns you out?” Another singer of a song with this title sings “so say hello to falsetto in 3, 2, swag” and if he was this person he’s “never let you go.” For 10 points, name this title word, the counterpart to a girlfriend.ANSWER: “Boyfriend”In this movie, Alex is tased while carrying a stolen burrito. An amputee reminisces about his dog Mustard while hiking with Sam prior to taking out the communications tower on Oahu. Rihanna swims dramatically and retired veterans take over the USS Missouri near the end of this film to fight the aliens that have landed near Hawaii. For 10 points, name this awful 2012 film named for a game in which players attempt to sink naval vessels.ANSWER: BattleshipSlade broke up with Jo De La Rosa on Season 2 of this show and they both later appeared on Date My Ex. And now Slade is engaged to Gretchen Rossi. Lydia McLaughlin is the most recent main addition to this show and Vicki Gunvalson is the only person in all eight seasons. Spinoffs are set in New York City, Atlanta, New Jersey, D.C., Beverly Hills, Miami, and most recently Vancouver. For 10 points, name this reality show on Bravo about wealthy women.ANSWER: The Real Housewives of Orange CountyWhen one contestant is asked to describe her perfect one of these in Miss Congeniality, she names one where all you need is a light jacket. In a movie titled for these, Grant shoots rejected bachelorettes and proposes to Julia while Frodo attempts to auction off engagement rings. Rosalee wins one of these with Tad Hamilton. Peter and Ethan are kicked off a plane and travel across the country to be present at the birth of ?Peter’s first child. For 10 points, name these events that come in “blind” and “speed” varieties. ANSWER: dateWhen this show first started in 1991, it was produced by MoPo Productions. Some episodes help people confront their fears with the help of Gary Coxe or Boris Cherniak and Trisha Goddard has been a guest consultant on episodes dealing with out of control teenage girls. The host of this show hosted A Current Affair before this eponymous show that frequently uses the phrase “you are not the father!” For 10 points name this talk show that commonly deals with paternity tests and lie detectors.ANSWER: Maury (accept the Maury Povich Show)At a hurricane party at their boss’s house DJ Tobias thinks up a scheme that eventually gets Adam in trouble when he leaves ecstasy at a sorority party. Dallas is the owner of Xquisite and Tarzan wears a knee brace during his routine. The title character tries to get a loan from the bank to start a custom furniture business and becomes interested in Adam’s sister, Brooke. For 10 points, name this film about strippers starring Alex Pettyfer, Matthew McConaughey, and Channing Tatum.ANSWER: Magic MikeThe end credits for one episode of this title only acknowledge "Jane Smith" and "John Smith". In one story of this title, Bridget is revealed to be allergic to cherries but bakes a cherry pie for a visiting midget. Nicole Kidman and John Travolta attempt to persuade Tom Cruise to leave this title state after he believes Stan is the reincarnation of L. Ron Hubbard. In one story of this title, Gwendolyn's visiting brother Twan is shot soon after Sylvester returns from his affair with a pastor's wife. For 10 points, name this R. Kelly hip hopera in which he hides in the title location.ANSWER: Trapped in the ClosetEND OF PACKET ONEPACKET TWONever Say Never: Anything GoesSchmeliza Schrames and Schmelanie Schmeating Disclaimer: This tournament should not be played sober. It is intentionally bad and unedited. Please direct all hate mail and pictures of narwhals to Gaurav Kandlikar. The original fifth member of this group was Jason Galasso. Their first single, “I Want You Back”, was released in Germany in 1996. In one song they ask “would you be so nice to me, if I didn’t have cheese like everyday?” The songs “Space Cowboy” and “Just Got Paid” are featured on their album No Strings Attached. For 10 points, name this boy band featuring Justin Timberlake and Lance Bass, famous for the song “Bye Bye Bye”.ANSWER: *NsyncThis person was born on September 10, three before her mother turned 19 and Irina tried to kill her a few weeks later. She is played by Mackenzie Foy in the movie adaptation of the book where she appears. Her first name is a combination of her grandmothers’ names and her middle name is a combination of her grandfathers’ names. She is a dhampir and goes by the nickname “Nessie”. Right after she is born is creepily imprinted on by Jacob. For 10 points, name this daughter of Bella Swan and Edward Cullen.ANSWER: Renesmee CullenThis actor went on a tour called "My Violent Torpedo of Truth/Defeat is Not An Option" and hosted the 12th annual Gathering of the Juggalos. This advocate of the 9/11 Truth Movement voiced Dex Dogtective in Foodfight! and played Topper Harley in Hot Shots!. This actor overdosed on Viagra as Tom Logan in Scary Movie 4 and played the drug addict who kisses Jeanie in Ferris Bueller's Day Off. For 10 points, name this actor who had a psychotic meltdown and was removed from Two and a Half Men.ANSWER: Charlie SheenAfter being attacked by a live chicken in a subway, Felix Cedeno sued this film's producers as did Jeffrey Lemerond who ran away when the title character tried to hug him. This film's title character throws money at cockroaches while running away from Jewish bed-and-breakfast owners. One character in this film believes that Pearl Harbor and Texas are in California and later steals a bear from his companion when the two quarrel over Pamela Anderson. For 10 points, name this film about a fictitious Kazakh journalist played by Sacha Baron Cohen.ANSWER: BoratHilary Duff plays Vanessa's roommate in Season Three of this show which featured Tyra Banks as Ursula Nyquist. The title character of this show, voiced by Kristen Bell, is almost discovered by Georgina Sparks but regains the stolen laptop in "Raiders of the Lost Ark" and is later revealed to be Dan Humphrey. Each episode begins by asking "Where has she been?" in reference to Serena, the best friend of Blair Waldorf. For 10 points, name this teen drama set in the Upper East Side. ANSWER: Gossip GirlThis artist will be part of a collaboration album called Lipsha with the band that sings the songs “This Here Giraffe and “The Golden Path.” In her song D.I.N.O.S.A.U.R. ?she sings “you should be prowling around the old folks home.” She is featured on the 3OH!3 song “My First Kiss.” A music video for one of her songs involves a fight with James Van Der Beek in a club with unicorns. For 10 points, name this singer of “Tik Tok” and “Die Young” known for using excessive glitter.ANSWER: Ke$haThis man has a line of fragrances that includes “Instinct” and “The Essence”. He asks for a strawberry banana smoothie in Burger King commercial. He has an eponymous video game for Game Boy Advance called Go! Go! “this man”! Adventure on Soccer Island. In a recent ad this man runs after a van in his underwear to promote his line for H & M. For 10 points, name this metrosexual football heartthrob that plays for the L.A. Galaxy.ANSWER: David BeckhamIn Dinotopia this person is the granddaughter of Norah and has a dinosaur companion named Kalyptra. One person with this name made the solo albums Northern Lights and Stages after the break-up of the group she was is typically associated with. Tippi Hedren named her daughter this after the name of her character in her film debut with Alfref Hitchcock. Eddie Murphy fathered a child with a person named this. For 10 points, name the first name shared by two spice girls and one of the writers of this tournament.ANSWER: Melanie ??????????????One of these people was the first celebrity voted off of Season One of Dancing with the Stars. The first non-American one of these people mourned Julien Hug's death. The leader of Team We Hate Vienna Girardi was one of these people who left the first show on which she appeared for a job with Facebook. Jen Schefft is the only one of these people to reject both proposals. For 10 points, name these women who participate in rose ceremonies on their namesake reality dating show. ANSWER: The BacheloretteThe main character of this novel receives a first edition of Tess of the D’Urbervilles after her finals. The main character works at Clayton’s, a hardware store, and her photographer friend, José, has a crush on her. Elliot, the brother of the male main character, dates Kate, who makes her roommate interview a redhead billionaire. ?That man is the owner of a Red Room attempts to convince Ana Steele to sign a contract with him. For 10 points, name this kinky romance novel by E.L. James.ANSWER: 50 Shades of GreyEND OF PACKET TWOPACKET THREENever Say Never: Anything GoesSchmeliza Schrames and Schmelanie Schmeating Disclaimer: This tournament should not be played sober. It is intentionally bad and unedited. Please direct all hate mail and pictures of kinkajous to Gaurav Kandlikar. During the sequel to this film, one character performs a parody of Buffalo Bill's dance from The Silence of the Lambs to "Goodbye Horses" by Q Lazzarus. One song on this film's soundtrack exclaims "Chewbacca - what a wookie!". A Norwegian in this film rhymes "my love for you is like a truck" with "would you like some making fuck" in the song "Berserker." "Got Me Wrong" plays when Randal first appears in this film where he works at RST Video next to the Quick Stop convenience store. For 10 points, name this Kevin Smith film about Randal and Dante who work in the title occupation.ANSWER: ClerksOne person on this TV show wrote the autobiography My Teenage Dream Ended. Catelynn and her stepbrother, Tyler, get tattoos in honor of their daughter, Carly. Amber from this show is currently in jail for drug possession. Derek Underwood died in a car accident before the birth of his child with Farrah Abraham. For 10 points, name this MTV show that follows the lives of the girls from 16 and Pregnant after they give birth.ANSWER: Teen MomIn a 2005 film, this actress played Maggie Peyton, daughter of Ray Peyton Sr. played by Michael Keaton. In her first movie appearance she goes to Camp Walden. McFly sings several songs for the soundtrack of Just My Luck, which she stars in with Chris Pine. In one movie she sang the song “Ultimate” and Chad Michael Murray sings “Hit Me Baby (One More Time)” to her mother after the fortune cookie incident. For 10 points name this actress who played Cady Heron in Mean Girls.ANSWER: Lindsay LohanDavid must avoid these creatures in Venice in order to save his girlfriend after he discovers the long-lost fortune of the Medici. One of these creatures dubbed the "Ancient Snow Beast" is shown about to eat a family building a snowman in one film. A tornado composed of these creatures is accompanied by the tagline "Enough said" in an upcoming film by the Asylum. Pheromones bring one of these creatures to battle with a giant octopus in a series in which the same "mega" creature also battles crocosaurus. For 10 points, name these animals that star in Jaws. ANSWER: sharksThis singer was called “a disgrace” by Margaret Cho who said that she “made some chinky eyes standing behind an Asian guy.” A twerking unicorn is revealed to be this pop star who is the originator of the “Hoedown Throwdown”. This singer got in a fight with Tyra Banks over a pair of shoes and painted a chicken coop with Travis in her self-titled movie that features her song “The Climb”. For 10 points, name this Disney pop star whose alter ego is Hannah Montana.ANSWER: Miley CyrusA Colorado first grader was suspended for singing this song which was performed as a church worship song in Joplin. Reportedly a favorite of Bashar al-Assad, this song’s music video features a speedo-wearing man ride a skateboard down a bar and a man wearing a gold box on his head. The singer of this song tries to tan his cheeks at the beach and claims he has passion in his pants. For 10 points, name this song whose singer proclaims “I work out” by LMFAO.ANSWER: “(I’m) Sexy and I Know It”In one movie with this word in its title, Hogan makes out with his professor Glady Goodbey, played by Carrie Fisher. In an episode of 30 Rock named for this animal, Liz Lemon goes on a date with Jamie, a coffee delivery man. A reality show hosted by Vivica Fox on TV Land was called this and the contestants were called cubs. Courtney Cox stars in a show that is named “this” town. For 10 points name this slang term that refers to an older woman seeking a much younger man.ANSWER: cougarEura did not speak until the final episode of this series which replaced Maxxie Oliver with a lesbian cheerleader named Tea. In the first episode of this series, Stanley purchases $900 worth of weed but loses it when he accidentally drives a stolen car into the river on the way to bring the overdosing Cadie to the hospital. A squatter locks Chris out of his house after a party in one episode of this series which was not renewed for a second season in the US despite its popularity in the UK. For 10 points, name this short-lived MTV show accused of child pornography. ANSWER: SkinsIn this event, Trina McKay and Bobby Pietrick gave conflicting descriptions of the accuser. Lindsey McKinney testified that the accuser in this case was taking anti-psychotic drugs and had overdosed on sleeping pills twice. Prominent clothing during this event included dirty yellow underwear and a t-shirt with the accuser's blood on it. After this event, the subject appeared with wife Vanessa and confessed to adultery. For 10 points, name this scandal involving number 24 for the Lakers.ANSWER: Kobe Bryant sexual assault [or equivalents]Katie Couric launched a segment asking viewers “What’s your?” followed by this. This phrase opens a Lecrae song featuring Suzy Rock and is preceded by “now she want a photo, you already know though” in “The Motto.” The singer recommends to “bury all your money in the backyard like a beagle” in a song that calls this phrase “the battle cry of a generation” by The Lonely Island. For 10 points, name this phrase that means carpe diem for dumb people.ANSWER: YOLOEND OF PACKET THREEPACKET FOURNever Say Never: Anything GoesSchmeliza Schrames and Schmelanie Schmeating Disclaimer: This tournament should not be played sober. It is intentionally bad and unedited. Please direct all hate mail and pictures of snakes to Gaurav Kandlikar. The music video for this song includes Love at First Sight (Men In Uniform) and Skylar's Outlaw. In 2007 the singer of this song placed fifth in Canadian Idol. Cookie Monster stars in a parody video of this song where he shares cookies at the office and the Miami Dolphins cheerleaders made a lip dub video. During the music video for this song the singer falls off a car and thinks she is in a romance novel. For 10 points, name this catchy song by Carly Rae Jepson.ANSWER: “Call Me Maybe”Funny or Die auctioned off some of these signed by James Solomon after he appeared with them, a wheelbarrow, and a hammer. The singer repeats “bring that funky trunk back” in a 69 Boyz song titled for these things. In “Gold Trans Am”, Ke$ha claims to give boys whiplash when she wears them. “Nice legs” and these things make a man whistle according “Starstrukk” by 3OH!3. Katy Perry says California girls wear these and “bikinis on top”. For 10 points, name these clothes popularized in The Dukes of Hazzard.ANSWER: daisy dukesBeer-infused ice cream creates super soldiers in one movie titled for these creatures. Chris sacrifices himself to these creatures to save strippers who work at the Grindhouse. Martin accidentally kills Hanna and cuts off his own arm with a chainsaw before trying to return stolen gold to a Nazi one of these creatures in “Dead Snow”. Enjoying the little things, avoiding bathrooms, and checking the back seat are rules to deal with these creatures. For 10 points, name these undead creatures that eat brains.ANSWER: zombiesA tumblr devoted to this object calls it “an American treasure” and features a photoshopped image of the owner as Free Willy. Eminem called this object’s owner a bitch and threatened to make her “run a triathlon” with the assistance of a spiderman mask and a strap-on. The New York Post referenced this object when calling a 72-day long marriage with Kris Humphries a “sham”. This object is reportedly “going South” while it’s owners head is “going North” in “I Hit it First” by Ray-J, who formerly dated its owner. For 10 points, name this body part of a woman currently dating Kanye West.ANSWER: Kim Kardashian’s ass [accept any logical equivalents]In 2009 this person was paired with Karina Smirnoff on Dancing with the Stars. His album Another Earthquake includes the songs “Summertime” and “To All the Girls”. In an episode of Lizzie McGuire, Lizze, Miranda, and Gordo sneak past security to be in his music video. In one song he puts his “new white Nikes to the test” after a lamp from France is broken. For 10 points, name this singer of “That’s How I beat Shaq” and the younger brother of Backstreet Boy, Nick.ANSWER: Aaron CarterKathy, a character on this show, carries her teddy bear everywhere, but gives it to the main character during his birthday party. Scooter McNutty and Miss Etta Kette live in a tree outside the main location of this show. The main character’s favorite foods are peanut butter sandwiches, vegetables, pumpernickel bread and pistachios. Gianna and Angela are played by Selena Gomez and Demi Lovato. Riff is a newer character, and is the cousin of B.J. and Baby Bop. For 10 points, name this children’s TV show about a friendly purple dinosaur.ANSWER: Barney & FriendsWith her horse Roanie Pony, she won three American Painted Horse Association Reserve World Championships. This woman’s uncle, Fred, is a U.S. Representative for Michigan. She makes a cameo as Mr. Hightower’s Mistress in the movie Tower Heist and in 2012 she plays the nun Sister Bernice in the The Three Stooges. A video directed by Terry Richardson of her dancing the “Cat Daddy” in a bikini went viral. For 10 points, name this Sports Illustrated swimsuit model.ANSWER: Kate UptonThe director of this film appears as Mr. Creepy in an elevator and Carrot Top appeared in a cameo as a cocaine addict. One character in this film embezzles $3500 from school field trip funds and later flees the scene after Eddy is shot by gangsters searching for Leslie. Jade returns a Holocaust ring to Stu, who pulled out his own tooth during the search to find Doug. For 10 points, name this movie about drunken adventures in Las Vegas featuring Zach Galifianakis as Alan.ANSWER: The HangoverThis celebrity was featured in Kim Jang-Hoon's music video for "Nothing" and her own album features the tracks "Screwed" and "Stars Are Blind." This actress trades sex for Zydrate and ultimately inherits GeneCo as Amber Sweet in Repo! The Genetic Opera. She was impaled in the head with a spear as Paige Edwards in House of Wax and starred as Cristabel in The Hottie and the Nottie. Her reality TV career was launched as a farm worker in The Simple Life along with Nicole Richie. For 10 points, name this hotel chain heiress.ANSWER: Paris HiltonListerfiend and Pillowpants are two of these creatures that prevent Elias from kissing Myra in Clerks II. A Muslim who has filmed musk oxen before replaces Kalle after he is eaten by these creatures in a Norwegian film about a man who hunts them. Malicious vegetarians attempt to transform the Waits into plants and eat them in a movie dubbed as a sequel to a film of this title which was dubbed the worst movie ever made. For 10 points, name these creatures, one of which taunted the Three Billy Goats Gruff.ANSWER: trollEND OF PACKET FOURPACKET FIVENever Say Never: Anything GoesSchmeliza Schrames and Schmelanie Schmeating Disclaimer: This tournament should not be played sober. It is intentionally bad and unedited. Please direct all hate mail and pictures of lemurs to Gaurav Kandlikar. Alisha and Phil are friends with the main character of this movie and they are all part of group “The Promise.” Ryan becomes injured in this movie when he answers a phone call at an inopportune time. The main character, Dawn O’Keefe, panics during her appointment with Dr. Godfrey. After her mother dies, the main character gets revenge on her stepbrother, Brad, by seducing him and subsequently maiming him. For 10 points, name this film about a woman who has the title objects in her vagina.ANSWER: TeethPeople on this show have participated in “Arizona Gold Coast” competition in two seasons. In “Circle City Wild West Showdown” the contestants compete for a puppy. This show is controversial due to the costumes worn by some of the contestants. One spin-off includes sisters with the nicknames Pumpkin, Chickadee, and Chubbs and centers on the life of Alana Thompson. For 10 points name this TLC show about child beauty pageants that made a star of Honey Boo Boo.ANSWER: Toddlers in TiarasThese are the last words said in “Scream and Shout” by will.i.am and precede “Don’t hang your shit on me” in “Human Nature” from the Sticky and Sweet Tour Remix. After uttering this phrase, its speaker said “I see you and I just want to dance with you.” This phrase is said following the first occurrence of “Baby let me blow your mind tonight” in the Remix of “Til the World Ends.” For 10 points, name this self-referential phrase said at the beginning of “Gimme More” by the singer of “Oops... I Did It Again.” ANSWER: “It’s Britney, bitch”One character in this movie jumps into a hot tub and says “Oh, crap! This isn't where I parked my car!” a line that he repeats throughout the movie. On a double-decker bus on their way to a Manchester United game, the main characters meet twins Jenny and Jamie who later make out at a night club in Bratislava. Matt Damon sings “Scotty Doesn’t Know” in this movie during the graduation party at the beginning. For 10 points, name this movie where Scott and Cooper go to Europe to meet Mieke.ANSWER: EurotripThis woman is from Willows, Wisconsin where she is neighbors with the Heart family. Francie and Jazzie are two of her cousins and she briefly dated Blaine, an Australian surfer. Her best friend is Midge, who had a controversial pregnancy. Her younger siblings are the twins Kelly and Todd, Stacie, and Skipper. For 10 points, name this doll commonly associated with her boyfriend Ken.ANSWER: BarbiePLB Sports terminated this man's beef jerky line after his actions led to the resignation of Jerry Blash who claimed a "drunken bitch" accused him of rape. Barravecchio left that woman at the Capital City club before this man sexually assaulted her in a restroom, which Edward Joyner denied. Antonetti said her coworker bragged about being pregnant with this man's child after being called to fix his television at Harrah's Lake Tahoe. For 10 points, name this sex-scandal-plagued quarterback for the Pittsburgh Steelers. ANSWER: Ben RoethlisbergerIn one movie this actress goes to Peach and Pear’s coming out party and the chandelier breaks after too much dancing. In Hairspray she sings “in my ivory tower life was just a hostess snack.” In All That she did a skit called “Space Sketch” and later had her own TV show. In Easy A she plays Marianne, the preachy president of the Cross Your Heart Club. For 10 points, name this actress who starred in She’s the Man, but has recently gone off the deep end with crazy tweets.ANSWER: Amanda BynesBeam Me Up Scotty is a mixtape by this artist that features the tracks “Get Silly” and “Slumber Party”. In one song this singer says “if he got a mandingo, then I buy him a dashiki.” She is featured on the track “Monster” by Kanye West and says “I gotta keep an eye out for Selena” in a song with Justin Bieber. Sophia Grace and Rosie first gained fame on the Ellen Degeneres Show by singing a song by this artist. For 10 points name this singer of “Super Bass” and “Starships.”ANSWER: Nicki MinajIn the third movie in a film series named for this location, the investigation the death of Inspector Todd leads the main character to Wonder World. Brandon and Brenda Walsh move from Minneapolis to this location in a TV show popular in the 90s. The CW currently airs a spinoff of that show that includes some of the original cast members, such as Jennie Garth and Shannon Dohery. Jed Clampett and his family move to this location after oil is found on their land. For 10 points, name this California location that has zip code 90210.ANSWER: Beverly HillsThis action was compared to shooting Gandhi and called a “mistake” by its perpetrator. Forbes reported that this action induced 35,000 people to sign up for TiVo. Bob Barker was shocked by this action when Yolanda Bowersley was chosen as a contestant on The Price is Right. Katie Price has performed this action twice - once at a book signing of Jordan: Pushed to the Limit and again at her marriage to stripper Kieran Hayler. This action occurred at P. Diddy’s birthday party in 2004. For 10 points, name this action perpetrated by Janet Jackson during the Super Bowl Halftime Show. ANSWER: nip slip [or wardrobe malfunction or other equivalents] END OF PACKET FIVE ................
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