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Summaries of The No Agenda Show

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Origin of the Project

I began listening to No Agenda toward the beginning of 2013 on the recommendation of a nowman-overboard coworker. This was in the days of the FBI Six-Week Cycle, out-of-control TSA shenanigans, and Constitution-hating Democrat gun-grabbers crawling out of the woodwork in the aftermath of Sandy Hook.

I was inspired in 2014, at the mention of ? on Show 518, I believe ? summaries of the very earliest shows by KD "Bubba" Martin, to consider doing my own series of transcripts as a way of exploring the history of No Agenda. An early pilot project convinced that such task would be insurmountable via solo effort, after three hours of work on Show 10. So I decided to shoot for a bronze medal instead.

This project aims to be a resource that at least partially answers the questions "when did John and Adam play that funny clip about [insert topic here]?", and "how did that funny [insert meme here] thing get started?" I'm not really here to give you the punch line, I'm here to tickle your memory. In simplest terms: this is not a substitute for The Real Thing.

Suggestions and corrections will of course be welcomed. I often fail to get the timestamp for the opening one-liner, so anyone who can cough one of those up will be heartily congratulated.

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1372 Grope Line (2021-08-12)

0:00:00 JCD: "What?? My, my Sparky died?" (2:46:21) 0:00:35 JCD 3x3: ABC football/TikTok fashion and Bobby Flay, NBC celebrity interviewer Al Roker,

CBS "COVID questions answered" all-in on vaccinating children and boosters 0:06:23 Stanford institutes weekly testing in spite of vaccine mandate; Austin "running out of ICU

beds" thanks to bonehead Gov. Abbott fired hospital workers, "there are eighteen cars in the parking lot"; "harsh measures" in China over one case; ABC "hospitalizations are up 1000%" hysteria; CDC "shielding approach" FEMA camp document; seven-day lockdown in Australian Capital Territory over a single case; producer note on Australians as compliant rule-followers; Newsy R-naught "contagious ladder" report, JCD placebo theory revisited 0:23:41 Hysterical ABC report on potentially nonexistent "pediatric intensive care units getting overwhelmed" in Florida; Anthony Fauci all-in on local vaccine mandates for teachers; Peter Doocy grills Jen Psaki about failure to nominate FDA head; Mika Brzezinski whines about "begging" people to get vaccinated, Fauci asserts vaccines are "as good as fully approved", "guaranteed, it's gonna happen"; breathy-voiced NPR report featuring hysterical Phoenix doctor with daughter "exposed to the virus" and plenty of anti-GOP vitriol; "just stop doing that" message for African-Americans making reference to Tuskegee Syphilis Study; "screw your freedom" message from Arnold Schwarzenegger, ACC: "maybe a star sign, Arnold"; profanityladen anti-vaccine "psych!" rant from Tom Hank's son Chet; JCD on 20,000:1 infection long shot, producer note on nursing home switching between antigen and PCR testing 0:46:59 Dr. Dan Stock's "contrary to all the rules of science" speech to Indiana school board unable to propagate due to its 18-minute length; court hearing in case of hospital refusing to honor ivermectin prescription; radio host Kate Dalley's struggle to get hospital to abandon useless protocol to treat her husband's "COVID pneumonia"; producer denied ivermectin by pharmacy, ACC "universal basic healthcare" theory, NHS Liverpool Protocol "death panel" 1:04:20 St. Louis County Executive Sam Page warns "more children will become ill with vaccine"; CDC finally acknowledges menstrual issues triggered by vaccine; James Corbett Who Is Bill Gates documentary on the vaccine fiascos perpetrated by the Bill and Melinda Gates Foundation; three US airlines stop short of vaccine mandates for "team members" 1:15:16 Dogs Are People Too: COVID-19 in cats at UC Davis, bizarre "unless they're wild animals" 1:17:55 Revealing COVID documentary on 2019 closure of Fort Detrick and vaping pneumonia outbreak characterized by "ground glass opacities", 90% of vape liquid from China; nonexistent August 11 internet outage predicted by the "Trump Republicans", Kamala Harris apparently not detained at Guant?namo Bay, "the plan" moved up to August 25; Mike Lindell's Cyber Symposium "worse than a local cable telethon", 20-minute analysis of CCP election meddling; JCD's history of MSNBC and ACC's story of Tom Brokaw's Bill Clinton interview, evidence of Tucker Carlson guests wired into control room 1:41:59 New York Times "sheep dipping" with South African Daily Maverick "insurrection" story identified in the wild; Biden administration's equity-oriented infrastructure bill; Heritage Foundation expert on bill's skewed public transportation priority 1:51:03 Producer Segment: first-ever insta-Duchess; "magical shapeshifting Jews" origin story 2:48:13 No Agenda pizza; M5M Andrew Cuomo "one of the heroes on the front lines" compilation; "final straw" butt rubbing account from executive assistant Brittany Commisso; Lieutenant Governor Kathy Hochul throws Cuomo under the bus; Cuomo attorney Rita Glavin: "the

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governor was at a public event and he was working a grope line"; Cuomo's cowardly "I didn't realize the extent to which the line has been redrawn", JCD: "bull-shit!"; nursing home coverup co-conspirator Howard Zucker quietly resigns 3:00:28 NPR obsesses over Batman sidekick Robin coming out of the closet as bisexual, ACC: "investors like this stuff"; Woke, Inc. author Vivek Ramaswamy on Obama Department of Justice allowing banks to offset fines with donations to woke nonprofits after 2008 recession 3:11:29 Climategate: new IPCC report issues "code red for humanity warning"; Heritage Foundation podcast on rich history of climate change mispredictions; prediction reference; Michael Mann to George Stephanopoulos: "we can see the impacts of climate change playing out now in real time on our television screens and in our newspapaer headlines", ACC: "we're not gonna see it in the real world", "restoration of leadership" with Orange Man out 3:27:50 Donation Segment: JCD's Santa Barbara wind farm survey 3:45:28 "The focus should be on saving lives!" iso; Antony Blinken channels Obama in blaming Iran for drone attack on cargo ship off Oman; Biden administration's counterproductive postinauguration attempt to erase Trump's 1776 Commission 3:52:37 New Hunter Biden hooker video references another laptop in Russian hands

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1371 Bald Nancy (2021-08-08)

0:00:00 JCD: "Jeffrey Toobin's gonna be on a Zoom call, you might get lucky!" (0:44:02) 0:00:32 Party horns for JCD's and Mimi's 33rd wedding anniversary 0:02:33 ACC declares "mass hysteria mode", author of unfortunately-titled A State of Fear: How

the UK Government Weaponised Fear During the Covid-19 Pandemic Laura Dodsworth on impending shift in "nudge" campaign to climate change by Behavioural Insights Team 0:15:40 Arkansas Department of Public Health PSA featuring possible pimp or drug dealer; Biden cites "unvaccinated community"; 4chan #AskMeWhy campaign; CNN alarmed at "sharp decline in vaccination ads on television", "that is a decline right at the time that you don't want a decline because there are so many people who need to hear this message"; Jim Acosta rebukes Missouri Sen. Josh Hawley with "he seemed okay with fear and intimidation on January sixth"; Lester Holt cites "56% of grownups" as receiving vaccine; CBS in 2020 accusing Gov. Kristi Noem of incurring $12bn Sturgis rally cost; CNN points to 463 cases tracked by CDC; CBS nonetheless anticipates "something like a superspreader event" for 2021, Michael Osterholm predicts scenario "just as bad if not worse"; Jen Psaki denies Osterholm's advisory role, ACC: "who's he working for??"; Osterholm likens virus to forest fire and plants fake shortage seed 0:41:44 Bill Gates envisions a world in which "all countries ... could be more like Australia" with Anderson Pooper; NBC agitates for global COVAX rollout; ACC's Remarkable People interview with Guy Kawasaki, JCD "conflict of interest" story, surprise end-of-show vaccination question; Rochelle Walensky contradicts herself on transmission by the vaccinated in the space of two weeks; TikTok "just do it, okay, it's the right thing!" skit (CotD); Offspring drummer Pete Parada dropped by band for declining vaccine under medical advice; Internet Archive torches ; CNN hit piece on "ultimate superspreader" Joseph Mercola, sketchy "65% of all anti-vaccine messaging" from UK-based Center for Countering Digital Hate 1:02:12 Producer note on vaccine mandate coercion under FSIS Food Safety and Inspection Service; France denies unemployment benefits to the unvaccinated; CVS promotes Italian COVID Pass as "golden ticket"; NYC Covid Safe app fine with a photo of Mickey Mouse as proof of vaccination; Democracy Now on impending passport requirement to do anything in New York City; Democracy Now up in arms over case spike in children, JCD on kids using CocaCola or orange juice to fake positive results; Boris Johnson back in quarantine lest he irk the public; Obama's 60th birthday celebration scaled back under intense scrutiny, ACC: "Michelle was supposed to do a gender reveal"; NPR on employers' use of "honor code" attestation without verification; producer note on implosion of short-staffed Spirit Airlines; Anthony Fauci contrasts short-term "Pfizermectin" approach to long-term HIV prophylaxis 1:28:17 Producer Segment: JCD's blurb for Mike Riley's FrUNology: 10 Years of I Taste Sound 2:15:05 ACC OTG: Linux on old Surface Go, MotU server under Wine; Apple's plan to scan messages against Child Sexual Abuse Material CSAM hash database, JCD: "just a foot in the door" 2:25:55 Jeff Pegues on guilty plea from Capitol rioter Scott "Wildman" Fairlamb 2:30:49 JCD recommends Ken Burns documentary Hemingway, account of suicidal depression vs 1961 news of his "fatal accident" read by authoritative-sounding Edwin Newman 2:41:24 ABC on war of words between Biden administration and "Governor who?" DeSantis; Pfizer Export BV taking advantage of Dutch tax haven; news report mocks "Randy Santis" 2:47:15 Dogs Are People Too: NIAID-funded study infected 28 beagles with parasites 2:49:05 $3.5T "reconciliation bill" vs infrastructure bill designed to be voted down, SMART Strength-

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