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Bible Party QuirksHe told a parable to those who had been invited, noticing how they were choosing the places of honor at the table. “When you are invited by someone to a wedding banquet, do not recline at table in the place of honor. A more distinguished guest than you may have been invited by him, and the host who invited both of you may approach you and say, ‘Give your place to this man,’ and then you would proceed with embarrassment to take the lowest place. Rather, when you are invited, go and take the lowest place so that when the host comes to you he may say, ‘My friend, move up to a higher position.’ Then you will enjoy the esteem of your companions at the table. For everyone who exalts himself will be humbled, but the one who humbles himself will be exalted.” Then he said to the host who invited him, “When you hold a lunch or a dinner, do not invite your friends or your brothers or your relatives or your wealthy neighbors, in case they may invite you back and you have repayment. Rather, when you hold a banquet, invite the poor, the crippled, the lame, the blind; blessed indeed will you be because of their inability to repay you. For you will be repaid at the resurrection of the righteous.” (Luke 14:7-14)A Pharisee that shows off when he worships GodA beggar that swears he still can’t see after Jesus healed himConvinced today is the last day in the worldDoubting Thomas that doesn’t believe anything the party host says until provenLazarus that keeps dying and resurrectingA sheep that keeps getting lostA rabbi that really wants to stone someoneAn old, widow that lost her only two coins, and is in a hurry to donate to the TempleA cheerleader welcomes Jesus into JerusalemA priest who thinks everyone needs an exorcismA contagious leper that rings his bell to avoid contact with peopleCan only speak in Latin, and is trying to find his way to RomeA possessed man that doesn’t believe he is possessedA young woman that brings her candle to the party and at all costs doesn’t want it to go outA camel practicing to pass through the eye of a needleThinks the party host will baptize himAdam and Eve after they just recognized they are naked, and are hiding from God (2 volunteers)Jonah in the belly of the whaleA rooster with an attitudeThe Holy Spirit just gave you the gift of tonguesThe angel Gabriel nervously practicing for his announcement to MaryA sower that wants to use the host’s home to sow his seed, and doesn’t want anyone to step on his seedA tax collector doesn’t seem to get enough tax payments from everyoneAn Olympic gold-medal swimmer trying to walk on waterA sword keeps piercing your heartA possessed pig that wants to jump off of things (aka, a cliff)A woman with a veil that wants to wipe everyone’s faceA demon that wants to do good, but just can’tCould swear he had the stigmata a minute agoThinks the party host is going to betray him somehowis convinced today is the last day of the worldSome other Party Quirksa chicken with an attitudeoverly dramatic private investigator finding ridiculous clues to a murderlobster trying to talk his way out of being cookedhas a metal plate in your head and can only speak radio frequenciesa robot who recharges by tickling people's earsa skier who keeps skiing into thingsDesperately wants everyone to like themThinks real life is facebookneanderthal caveman defrostingturns in and out of the Incredible HulkConvinced it is his/her surprise birthday partyAn overly touchy person who has no sense of personal spaceastronaut with an alien insideParanoid the police are going to crash the partyConvinced he’s/she’s a great singer, and everyone likes their singing, but really isn’t, and nobody doesDrunk but trying to play it coolThinks s/he?s going out with the party host, and was for some reason uninvitedIs convinced that one of the party guests cheated with their boyfriend/girlfriendThinks everyone has a crush on them, but s/he only wants to be friendsNew kid at school that wants to impress everyoneThe most pointless transformer everin a slow motion fight scene (2 volunteers)Cheerleader who makes up a cheer for everything she seesrecently arrived alien learning behavior from othersReally needs to go to the bathroom but is trying to play it cool. Thinks someone's a vending machinehas a personal vendetta against the neighbors downstairsthinks s/he is a body builder competing against the hostis magnetic to anyoneThinks he is a fish being reeled in by the party hostBaby learning to walkFireworks displayThinks everyone in the living room is on a raft white water raftingWoman riding a rollercoasterLarge and hyper dog in a car ................
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