Here's my collection of favorite quotes

"Who are these kids, and why do they keep calling me Mom?" "I was raised by a pack of wild corn dogs." "You can say any fool thing to a dog, and the dog will give you . this look that says, 'My God, you're RIGHT! I NEVER would've . thought of that!'" Dave Barry "It's not the *gun* that kills you . . . it's these LITTLE HARD THINGS!" ................
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