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Greetings Citizen,Batman Industries is excited to invite you to the grand opening of Joker’s Joke Emporium! Together with Edward Nigma, the Joker has put together some of the finest jokes for miles in all directions. Some toys you may choose to enjoy at Joker’s Joke Emporium:Scarecrow’s scardy crow. This lovable doll is the life of any party! Just give the doll a little squeeze and he’ll dose anyone within 5 feet with a mixture of a potent hallucinogen and mild skin irritant that provides hours of fun! Bane’s Big Muscle Blaster. This super sour juice can be poured into any punchbowl to add hours to days of giggles. Not only does it cause extreme lemon face, but it also causes almost instantaneous diarrhea. Just make sure your friends are facing you when they take their first sip!Catwoman’s back scratcher. Never again experience that irritating feeling of an itch in the middle of your back. With just a single use, you can remove all the nerve endings in your back, thus eliminating that itchy feeling forever! (Surgeon General’s Warning: This product has been directly linked to people never walking again.)Our grand opening will feature some great top of the line talent show worthy acts. Watch Harley Quinn’s superb standup sally featuring jokes you’ll just DIE for! But you can’t miss out on Two-Face’s epic coin toss challenge. I don’t like to give away the outcomes, but I’ll tell you this much: Heads, you live! And Penguin’s trained penguin dance-off will leave you wanting ballroom lessons of your own; that is, until you realize your wallet feels a little lighter than it did before the show!I'm the Batman. Crack snap boom screeeeam zoink pow koom kerplunk pow thwok. Thwok smack pok smack smack wham snap crash bam snap! Kaboom roar snap tonk zzzip thwok ping wallop blam twak crash! Twak bam blam zzzip pop smack crash! Kerplunk zoink crash wallop twak gadzooks screeeeam snap crash vroom ping ping boom. Da-Bam thwok crash snap koom gadzooks crackle crackle bam wallop wallop. Koom pok bam zoink crack vrooaaaa screeeeam bam bwom kerplunk zoink screeeeam zzzip bwom screeeeam roar. Vroom thwok roar snap snap wallop wallop pok crack snap snap kaboom. Smack da-bam smack pop twak boom roar vrooaaaa bam blam smack pop boom vroom! Snap zoink pop koom vroom whack crash screeeeam. Ping snap blam twak pop snap bwom snap bwom bwom pow da-bam roar zzzip. And as the Joker says “Introduce a little anarchy, upset the established order and everything becomes chaos. I'm an agent of chaos. Oh, and you know the thing about chaos? It's fair.” And we have prices so fair, they’re chaotic!I hope to see you there.Love and Kisses,Bruce WayneCEO, Batman Industries ................
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