Trash

 In one scene, this man chastises his taller friend’s decision to use salami to fix one of fifteen holes on a roof before claiming in a surrealist turn that “Salami is the breath of life.” This man once derailed a scene by noting “We’ll be right back to Happy Waldo and the Salty Monkey.” After repeatedly being asked “what do I look like?” this man snaps and says “I’ll tell you what you look like, a big stick with a big nose” A snafu during an (*) irish drinking song resulted in this man continuing a running joke of saying “meow.” This man usually plays the director in Hollywood Director, the field reporter in the game Newsflash and in Helping Hands, serves as Ryan Stiles’ arms. For 10 points, name this Canadian improv comedian, who is frequently the butt of bald jokes on Whose Line is it Anyway?ANSWER: Colin (Andrew) MochrieDescription acceptable In this play, Charles “sarcophagus walks” upstairs before being hit by a shield after a guest notes his smile was merely a “fa - kade.” Characters in this play tell Miss Calimore to “stop shouting” and that she’s “acting hysterical” while she lies unconscious on the floor. This play’s antagonist Cecil affirms Inspector Carter that the portrait of a Cocker Spaniel is indeed his father. The director of and in this play, Chris Mead, is excited for the “day-boo” assuring the audience it will outperform his underfunded works: the summer musical Cat, his Christmas production Lion and the Wardrobe and last year’s production Roald Dahl’s James and the...Peach. (*) For 10 points, name this play in which props are misplaced, actors break character, and lines of dialogue are forgotten / repeated, a staged adaptation of Murphy’s Law. ANSWER: The Play that goes horribly Wrong [accept descriptions; accept The Murder at Haversham Manor ]In a parody of infomercials on this channel, a demon possesses one of the hosts to announce that “these shirts are gonna change some lives” to which the other host responds “even demons know!” In one episode on this channel, a guest rants about his inability to “feel intimacy” after his mom left him in the bathtub to watch a three hour movie while the water went cold only for us to discover he was actually thirty-one at the time. That guest, Dan Harmon, played the (*) Wii version of Cat in the Hat on this show and was the executive producer of a Youtube Red series on this channel called Good Game that parodies eSports. In 2013, it was announced the singer from Ninja Sex Party would join this channel to replace Jontron. For 10 points, name this comedic youtube channel consisting of Arin Hanson and Dan Avidan, whose name refers to Arin’s sulky attitude towards video games. ANSWER: Game GrumpsOne actor in this play attempts to escape to Rio de Janeiro resulting in another actor passing time with by playing the William Tell overture on his neck. The characters of this play elect to call a female audience participant “Bob” while coaching her through a scream by having a section of the audience represent her Id and chant “Maybe, maybe not” while one Superego section of the audience chants “My biological clock is ticking, and I want babies now!” Poisoned on the one yard line in this play, (*) King John gives up the crown to King Lear who is disqualified for being a fictional character in an adaptation of a certain author’s histories. This play ends with ever decreasing runtimes of Hamlet before performing it backwards. For 10 points, name this play that cuts down the oeuvre of the Bard to an hour and thirty minutes. ANSWER: The Complete Works of Shakespeare: Abridged [by Reed Martin, Austin Tichenor, Adam Long]On this website, Eric tries to fit in but it is “becoming obvious he is a dinosaur” and despite accidentally killing Mark, he’s deemed to be a chill guy with some “sick shoes.” Another dinosaur appearance on this Reza Farazmand webcomic series includes one about how they “were just like us” showing four stills of “Food, Love, Taxes, and Racism.” (*) Ernesto the bear and Kevin the bird make frequent appearances on this comic. A meme template about the “search for intelligent life” began with this webcomic that is currently is featured in John Ketzkorn’s user profile picture on the quiz bowl forums. For 10 points, name this webcomic whose name erroneously implies the art is low quality. ANSWER: Poorly Drawn LinesNOTE: Full name not required. This man walks into his English III class to discover he needs three textbooks by tomorrow that cost $3000 and despite the class being English, today is the day of the “pop final in statistics described by various relationships.” In one sketch, a math tutor thinks this man is more of a “situational learner” before taking out a glock and shouting “let’s start subtracting.” A teacher in a sketch by this man criticizes the misspelling of “disaster” and a run-on sentence of a student’s suicide note. Many of this (*) Taco-Tuesday loving youtuber’s sketches end with “Up Against the Wind” by Lori Perri playing while he declares that he’s “going home.” For 10 points, name this comedic, black youtuber from Long Beach, California. ANSWER: LongBeachGriffy or Anthony Griffin [accept either]One track on this album samples a Wayne Fontana and the Mindbenders song and includes a verse that warns “Unless you’re Andrea Yates, don’t ask me for a date, don’t be late” and “You want an intimate date, I wanna intimidate.” In a Kendrick Lamar verse on this album, he claims “I want you bad as the head shattered on George Zimmerman after the dillinger hit’em diligently and killing him.” One track on this album features Nate Ruess and was written as an apology to the artist’s (*) mom Debbie for songs like “Cleanin’ Out My Closet.” This album features a song that once held the record for most words in a song and includes a notoriously fast rap that begins “(JJ Fad) summa-lumma, dooma-lumma, you assumin’ I’m a human.” For 10 points, name this album that includes songs “Love Game,” “Headlights” and “Rap God” a sequel to an album featuring tracks “Stan” and “The Real Slim Shady.” ANSWER: Marshall Mathers LP 2 [do not accept or prompt on Marshall Mathers LP]On a podcast with Jake and Amir, this artist noted that being perceived as unattractive is the reason “straight men are still terrified of being perceived as gay” and that he “wouldn’t be a hard no” if a friend begged him for a “Bro job.” This artist’s website alarmingly notes he will “die on January 17th, 2024” which he explained will happen as a result of his dog Bruce dying. This artist’s four years in Catholic school and 20 minutes in GarageBand resulted in the song (*) “Rant.” and in another Kanye-inspired rant, this artist complains about the size of pringle cans and overfilled burritos from Chipotle. A 2018 film by this artist follows Kayla Day in her final week of middle school. For 10 points, name this comedic artist of the film Eighth Grade and songs like “I’m bo yo” and “Oh Bo.” ANSWER: Robert Pickering “Bo” BurnhamPerhaps the most groovy tune to come out of this game is a reprise of Nina’s theme that occurs when you polish her tombstone. A homeless man in this game is followed by flies named Brad and Janet and will attempt to steal food from you that you can prevent by raising the affection level of your dog. Despite how much money you give Murrey from Po-Po Valley, he’ll never actually leave (*) Forget-Me-Not Valley where this game takes place. Fishing around noon is a bad idea in this game as you’ll be interrupted by Van setting up shop and marriage proposal is done with a blue feather. You are given the choice of marrying Nami, Muffy, and Celia, and also apparently Lumina. Takakura kind of leaves you own your own to run your father’s farm in, for 10 points, what 2003 video game whose spinoff is called “Another Wonderful Life.” ANSWER: Harvest Moon: A Wonderful Life [prompt on Harvest Moon]The first time this action was performed was by future mayor of St. Louis, Brad Robinson, assisted by Jack Schneider in a game against Carroll College. Eddie Cochems, the coach for St. Louis, was considered “the father of [this action], leading his team to an 11-0 record using this action. A Chicago Tribune report of 18 deaths and 159 injuries resulted in (*) Teddy Roosevelt personally intervening to save the central sport and create a rule for this action. Restrictions after adopting this action included a “five yard from the center” rule and automatic 4th down. For 10 points, name this action that was allowed in the 1906 football season, long advocated for by coaches like John Heisman to make the game more safe.ANSWER: The Forward PassChoosing to name your character “Bpants” in this game results in the game telling you that “you’re really scraping the bottom of the barrel” while choosing the name “MURDER” results in this game remarking “that’s a little on-the-nose, isn’t it…?” A nearly impossible bullet hell sequence in this game begins with a character remarking that “the birds are singing” and “on days like these, kids like you should be burning in hell.” One route in this game results in the music (*) getting ever more demonic as “Chara” takes possession of your character. LV is your “LOVE” that you can increase with “EXP” according to a sentient flower, but the acronyms are later revealed to mean “Level of Violence” and “Execution Points” by a skeleton who only talks in comic sans. For 10 points, name this Earthbound-spinoff RPG by Toby Fox about “Frisk”, a human who falls into a monster realm below the surface.ANSWER: UndertaleIn one sketch, this actor uses a lightbulb, a tennis ball, a rolled up sock, and some pencils to recreate a “sexy” bowl of fruit that he and his roommates all want to jerk off to only because of a sticky note that told them not to. In another sketch, this actor describes how “he’s a complicated man” before delving into sexual escapades involving a dwarf with horns glued to her head and “the kid who wrote chocolate rain.” Besides that (*) tiger woods sketch, this actor’s time with comedy troupe Hammerkatz resulted in a sketch in which Wendy’s brothers mistake Black Peter Pan for Allen Iverson. At the close of the episode “Spanish 101,” this actor begins a rap “Donde está la biblioteca, mi llamo T-Bone.” For 10 points, name this American actor who played Troy Barnes on Community and whose musical alter ego is Childish Gambino. ANSWER: Donald GloverDuring a TEDMED talk, this man realized “naturally, the only way out of the slump that [he] could think of” was calling Oprah. In that talk, this man describes his real competition was the Beaver and how his ex-girlfriend was sifting through his texts as he broke a Guinness world record. In one sketch, a Mikey Day character notes this man is a (*) demon. In that sketch, this man appears in a home video to give $100 to Evan when he was a baby and turns orange soda into cheez-its. This magician is known for week long survival stunts such as “burying himself alive” and being “frozen in ice.” For 10 points, name this magician who popularized street magic with his television show. ANSWER: David BlaineOccuring at my first ever baseball game when I was just five years old, this incident was compared to a George Brett incident from 20 years ago both of which involved chief crew umpire Tim McClelland. This controversy was described as getting in trouble at 8 o’clock and your mom telling you to wait for your dad to get home at 4 o’clock by manager (*) Dusty Baker. The central figure of this incident, which occured against Devil Rays pitcher Jeremi Gonzales, used the questionable, but possibly true excuse of grabbing the bat he uses for batting practice. For 10 points, name this controversy, revealed by a broken bat, whose central figure used to be in a “home run record chase” with Mark McGwire.ANSWER: Sammy Sosa using a cork in his batMitch Ross, the owner of Sports with Alternative to Steroids, told Sports Illustrated that this man had used IGF-1 from deer-antler velvet extract to get over a tricep injury. This man noted that a power outage must have been a conspiracy because “You’re a zillion dollar company and your lights go out? No. No way.” This man received 12-month probation after testifying against Reginald Oakley and Joseph Sweeting while also (*) pleading guilty to obstruction of justice. The NFL also levied against him a $250,000 for that Atlanta murder incident. This man retired after receiving assistance from Ray Rice and Joe Flacco to win the “Harbaugh Bowl.” For 10 points, name Baltimore linebacker who was the Super Bowl XXXV (35) and XLVII (47) MVP. ANSWER: Ray Lewis [Raymond Anthony Lewis Jr.]Stress from this show has resulted in Coolio passing out in the green room for an hour, RiFF RAFF dry heaving into a bathroom sink, and Bobby Lee accidently shitting himself. When asked about if he’s ever experienced a setback or “even missed a highway exit one time,” DJ Khalid on this show claimed “he doesn’t take Ls” (*) despite losing 30% of the way through the show. One part of this show has guests give more context to pictures pulled from their instagram account while it’s tradition for guests on this Sean Evans show to “dab a little extra” onto their last bite. For 10 points, name this First We Feast production about celebrities answering questions while eating spicy chicken wings. ANSWER: Hot OnesOnion articles noted how the central figure of this event “hasn’t said single word in past 17 days” and commented on an “unnerving Adidas commercial” of a player “just sitting there.” By Any Means Basketball noted that this event occurred due to a player’s tendency to kick up his legs on finishes. A pick and roll play guarded with a switch by (*) Spencer Hawes resulted in this event that was criticized for even occurring as the 76ers were down by 12 with 2 minutes left in the fourth quarter. This 6 year old event spawned one of the first memes where Simba mourns over the fallen player. For 10 points, name this injury to the 2010-2011 NBA MVP that ruined the Bulls 2012 playoff run. ANSWER: Derrick Rose tearing his ACL or knee injuryThis man expresses concern over his friend’s weight gain telling him if he doesn’t try to lose weight it’s a “self-fulling prophylactic.” Flashbacks to this man’s childhood show his adult head on a child’s body including at his birth and as an adult this man works at the Powers brothers aviation factory with his coworker Ernie. This title character appears in the opening credit jumping to (*) “Low Rider” by WAR and when angered, this man repeats what was said to him before shouting “Sta Loca!” For 10 points, name this ABC sitcom title character, married to Angie and father to Max and Carmen, who is played by a Hispanic comedian with the same name.ANSWER: George LopezThis actor regrets not “cling filming” the maltesers he brought to one event which were stolen by Rob Beckett resulting in a two minute rant about how he dealt with five long years of “fuckers like you” “stealing my sweets.” He’s not Russell Brand, but this man is frequently paired with Noel Fielding on Britain’s Big Fat Quizzes. A character played by this actor writes an email that reads “Dear Sir/Madam. Fire (exclamtion point) Fire (Exclamation point) Help me (exclamation point) Looking forward to hearing from you.” That character played by this actor works with (*) Roy and the “hopelessly nontechnical” Jen. For 10 points, name this British actor and geek who replaced Stephen Fry as the host of Gadget Man and played Maurice Moss on the sitcom The IT Crowd. ANSWER: Richard AyoadeChubby_boye’s error and/or typo on this subreddit cost him over 2100 karma. In 2017, members of this subreddit commented /u/WaterGuy12’s name over 60,000 times to make sure he didn’t miss good memes when he was without internet. On June 11th, 2018, this subreddit celebrated “Post 2012 Memes day.” A sequence of comments consisting only of (*) capital N, “Nice.” followed by one lone lowercase N “nice.” resulted in several memes on this subreddit. Many of the top posts on this subreddit are either “will you do x if I post to [this subreddit] and get 10,000 upvotes” or a frog announcing the arrival of Wednesday. For 10 points, name this subreddit that uses an underscore and implies it’s about people as they truly are in the world. (I mean me too thanks)ANSWER: me_irl ................
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