AUDI- Always Unsafe Designs Implemented



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Classic Car Name Jokes

AUDI- Always Unsafe Designs Implemented.

BMW-Big Money Works.

* Brutal Money Waster.

* Bimbette Motor Weapon.

* Break My Window.

BUICK-Big Ugly Indestructible Car Killer.

CHEVROLET- Can Hear Every Valve Rap On Long Extended Trips.

* Cheap, Hardly Efficient, Virtually Runs On Luck Every Time.

* Cheap Heap, Every Valve Rattles, Oil Leaks Every Time.

*Condition Hopeless, Entire Vehicle Relies On Leftover Engine Technology.

DODGE-Drips Oil, Drops Grease Everywhere.

*Dem Old Dudes Go Everywhere.

*Dead or Dying Gas Eater.

*Dear Old Dad's Geriatric Express.

FIAT- Failure in Italian Automotive Technology.

*Fix It All the Time.

*Fix it again, Tony!

FORD - First On Recall Day.

*Fixed Or Repaired Daily.

*First On Rust and Deterioration.

*Fix Or Repair Daily.

*Found On Road, Dead.

*Fast Only Rolling Downhill.

*Features O.J. and Ron's DNA.

*Found On Russian Dump.

GM- General Maintenance.

* Great Mistake.

*Government Motors

* GMC- Garage Man's Companion.

* Got A Mechanic Coming?.

HONDA - Had One Never Did Again.

HYUNDAI-Hope You Understand Nothing's Driveable And Inexpensive...

MAZDA- Most Always Zipping Dangerously Along.

OLDSMOBILE-Old Ladies Driving Slowly Make Others Behind *Infuriatingly Late Everywhere.

Overpriced, Leisurely Driven Sedan Made Of Buick's Irregular Leftover Equipment.

PINTO - Put in new transmission often.

PONTIAC - Poor old Neanderthal thinks its a Cadillac.

SAAB-Send Another Automobile Back.

*Swedish Automobiles Always Breakdown.

*Sorry Arsed Auto Builders.

TOYOTA-Too Often Yankees Overprice This Auto.

VOLVO- Very Odd Looking Vehicular Object.

*Vehicles Of Low Velocity Owners.

VW-Virtually Worthless.

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What advertising terms REALLY mean!

Needs Minor Work - Needs significant work.

Needs Nothing - Except a tow truck.

Easy Project Car - Completely disassembled, bring many boxes.

Minor Rust - Don't sit down!

Minor Rust - Major rust you can’t see.

Low Mileage - Only 170,000.

Convertible - After driving under truck.

Runs Great - Too bad it doesn’t roll.

Alarm - Wires are cut to sell stolen.

Nice Stereo - To overcome exhaust noise.

Needs Paint - To cover rust.

New Paint - Beautifully covers rust.

Fully Loaded - Seller is too.

All Options - 8-track player.

Only 59,000 Miles - Actually 359,000 miles.

Rare Model - One of 500,000 made.

Must Sell - Before the law finds seller.

Must Sell - Need bail money.

Summer Fun - Roof leaks in winter.

Summer Fun - Won't make it to fall.

Reliable - Don't leave the neighborhood.

Daily Driver - 400 miles a day.

Only Driven Sundays - Sunday is race day.

Engine Rebuilt - Engine degreased to look it.

Doesn’t Smoke - No oil to burn, or 90wt oil.

Trans. Rebuilt - Fine sawdust used to make it quiet.

4 Speed Gearbox - 5th gear is dead.

Hurry, Won't Last - Neither will car.

New Tires - Retreads years ago.

Well Maintained - Oil changed every other leap year.

Drives Like a Dream - Nightmare.

Car Cover - To help keep out rats.

Always Garaged - Embarrassed to leave it outside.

Family Owned - Driven by 6 teenagers.

Fully Restored - Nothing original.

Smog Exempt - DMV doesn't think so.

Tags Till Next Year - Stolen year sticker.

Moving, Must Sell - Off to jail, need bail money.

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