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Georgetown JWB SMUTT Final round packet by Georgetown

October 25, 1998

1. He was scheduled to face The Godfather, but the Godfather said that instead of fighting he could spend the night with three fine hoes. He accepted, but then was knocked out by another wrestler. He comes * from the rocky mountains, and is one of the largest wrestlers in the WWF. In a recent E! special on wrestling, he was quoted as saying "Wrestling is not rocket science," which is surprising because usually all he usually says is "It's (blank) time," with blank being his name. FTP, name this wrestler, nicknamed the mastodon, who shares his name with a character on Star Wars.

The man they call VADER

2. "I will not buy this record; it is scratched." "I am * no longer infected." "You great poof." "My hovorcraft is full of eels," and "drop your panties sir William, I cannot wait till lunchtime." These are all lines from, FTP, what flawed book created by Monty Python.

The dirty HUNGARIAN PHRASE BOOK

3. Chris, 29, graduated from Carleton and enjoys kayaking and canoeing. * Martin, who has lived through 32 generations of short-tailed shrews, graduated from Duke and enjoys scuba diving. They began making nature films while in college and they have extensive knowledge of chimp language and tool using as well as animal defenses. All of this despite spending their childhoods in New Jersey. FTP give the last name of these brothers who've been creature adventuring since they were as big as a wombat and star in their own PBS kids' show.

KRATT (accept Kratt's Creatures)

4. Mr. Obscene. Buttons. Tiger. Fire Eyes. * Jon Burrows. Alan. These are all nicknames and codenames for this man, inducted into the Country Music Hall of Fame at this year's CMA awards. FTP name the singer whose other nicknames include the Atomic Powered Singer, Poor Man's Liberace, Whirling Dervish of Sex, Sir Swivel Hips, the King of Love, the King of Swoon, the King of Country and the King of Rock'n'Roll.

ELVIS Presley

5. It was published by Rhino and TCF music publishing, and includes such songs as There she sits, broken hearted, * New Orleans, South of the Border, Honey Roasted Peanuts, Saved by the Bell, Baby on board, In-a-gadda-da-vida, Your wife don't understand you, 9 versions of the end credits theme, We do, New Orleans, Capitol City, The Monorail Song, and Chimpan A to Chimpan Z. FTP, name this compilation of music from the Simpsons.

SONGS IN THE KEY OF SPRINGFIELD (prompt on 'Simpsons')

6. In the quarter finals, St. Louis beat Southern Methodist * in quadruple overtime, Indiana beat South Florida, UCLA beat Clemson, and Virginia beat American in overtime. In the semifinals, UCLA beat Indiana in triple overtime, and Virginia beat St. Louis. In the finals, UCLA beat Virginia 2-0. These were the results of the men's 1997 NCAA tournament of, FTP, what sport.

SOCCER

7. In 'Sunset Vista,' he avoids flames and bats. * In 'Road to Nowhere,' he crosses a dangerous icy bridge. In 'Hog Wild,' he rides a pig over pits and under other pigs. His goal is to save Tauna from the clutches of Dr. Neo Cortex. FTP, name this Australian marsupial, Sony's answer to Mario and Luigi, who sounds like a film by David Cronenberg.

CRASH bandicoot

8. She was sitting in a small cafe in Rickmansworth when suddenly she realized * what it was that had been going wrong all this time. Sadly, before she could tell anyone about it, a terrible, stupid catastrophe occurred, and the idea was lost forever. Later, she poofed out of existence during a warp flight she was taking with Arthur Dent. FTP, name this heroine of So Long and Thanks for all the Fish, who was named after the train station she was conceived in.

FENCHURCH

9. It only aired for 7 episodes in 1992, and is now best * known for appearing on a tombstone in one of the Simpsons Halloween episodes. It starred Bobcat Goldwaith as the voice of Muggle, and Neil Patrick Harris as the voice of Max. FTP, name this cartoon about mice living in Washington.

CAPITOL CRITTERS

10. "Maybe it's third daughter syndrome. My parents really wanted a boy." * Her parents finally got their wish, at least for a day. After donning a breast minimizer and a fake waist and shoulders, this actress spent a day as petulant punk Jay Martin for an assignment for Marie Claire magazine. FTP, name the actress, more famous for the role of Carol Hathaway on ER.

Juliana MARGULIES

11. An evil chemical company has developed a bacteria that will turn PCB into harmless ionic chloride, planning to use it to clean up their chemical spills. But the bacteria mutates, and instead starts to turn ionic chloride to PCB's. This is a very bad thing, as it will convert the oceans into a deadly chemical. It's all up to an Eco-terrorist with an attitude to save the world. This is the plot of what book named for a type of boat, and written by Neil Stephenson.

ZODIAC

12. Detroit residents are the nation's top consumers of this product, while Canadians consume more of this concoction per capita than any nation in the world. Flavors include Pink Lemonade, Watermelon, Peach, Banana, Grape, Mountain Dew and Coca-Cola. Halloween flavors include Orange Scream and Berry Bury. FTP, name this beverage which is often copied, but never duplicated by cheap imitators such as Slush Puppies, Arctic Ice and Icees, and spews from the machine at 28 degrees Fahrenheit.

Answer: SLURPEE

13. Warning: This question has absolutely nothing to do with Monica Lewinsky. We wouldn't recommend it, but if you do it right, you can safely put this in your mouth. Last year, a student at Worcester misunderstood this, and tried to drink it, causing his lung to collapse and massive scarring of his digestive tract. In the first episode of the miniseries V, the aliens showed their good will by running through a cloud of this to rescue some trapped people. It looked like it had killed the T-1000, but it only slowed him down. FTP, name this 77 Kelvin substance.

LIQUID NITROGEN

14. Born in 1941 in Emden, Germany, this director began his career making German TV movies. In the 80's he began directing disparate movies in America, such as Enemy Mine in 1985 and The Neverending Story in 1984. More recently, however, he has turned to directing political thrillers, such as In The Line of Fire and Air Force One. FTP, name this director of Das Boot (The Boat).

Wolfgang PETERSEN

15. Reform Party candidates are generally lucky to capture 10% of the vote. The gubernatorial candidate in Minnesota could change that this year because of his fame in several areas. FTP, name this radio talk show host, actor from 'The Running Man,' and former professional wrestler who went by the nickname "The Body."

Jesse "the body" VENTURA

16. FAQTP, do the happy dance.

(accept any Dance, but they actually have to get up and do it)

17. The most effective way to clean these is by attaching a water hose to one end. Typically served fried, they are generally boiled first. FTP, name this soul food pork product enjoyed throughout the south.

CHITTERLING (chit-lins)

18. Warning: Remember this is a trash question. "First to report that Lewinsky had signed an affidavit denying an affair with the president. First to report that there were tapes. First to report that Starr had moved in. First to report the dirty dress. First to report that the president had invoked executive privilege. First to report the cigar, the sex before church on Sundays." These are all claims to fame made by this man, who has seen visits to his website increase 10-fold since he first broke the Lewinsky scandal.

Matt DRUDGE (accept Drudge Report on early buzz)

19. Lou and Corrine Jeffries are celebrating their anniversary when Lou is unexpectedly killed. 23 years later, Lou comes back as Alex, a recent Yale graduate. Peter Cetera and Cher sing the love theme, After All. FTP, name the Cybil Sheperd and Robert Downey Jr. film.

CHANCES ARE

20. "The ball is tipped. There you are. You're running for your life. You're a shooting star. And all the years. No one knows. Just how hard you worked. But now it shows." These are the opening lines of this song, which traditionally ends CBS' coverage of the NCAA basketball tournament. FTP, name that song.

ONE SHINING MOMENT (prompt on NCAA tournament or similar answers)

21. "[blank] has done for America what panty-hose did for finger-fucking" was a slogan against this man. He starred in Tugboat Annie Sails Again, Swing Your Lady, Girls on Probation, and Cowboy from Brooklyn. FTP, name this man, who was the target of the slogan, "Jane Wyman was right."

Ronald REAGAN

Bonuses

1. How well do you know your internet porn? For five points each, state whether the following world wide web sites are porn, something else, or nothing.

a. * - PORN

b. (that's amazom with an m on the end) - SOMETHING ELSE

c. - PORN

d. - NOTHING

e. - SOMETHING ELSE

f. - SOMETHING ELSE

2. In the season finale and premieres of Hercules and Xena, many major characters died. Answer the following F5PE.

* F5PE, name the mother daughter pair that fell into a volcano in the season finale of Xena.

GABRIELLE and HOPE

She was laughing about Gabrielle's death, until Xena stabbed her with a dagger coated with hind blood.

CALLISTO

In the season finale of Hercules, she died of natural causes.

ALCMENE (prompt on Hercules' mother)

This longtime nemesis of Hercules was thrown down a bottomless pit.

HERA

This major character died in the Season premiere of Hercules.

IOLUS

3. Answer the following questions about cheese FTPE.

A. This * coloring agent, used to color cheeses ranging from English Cheddar to French Maroilles, comes from a South American plant.

ANNATO

B. The part of the cheese that remains after all the moisture is removed

DRY MATTER

C. An early stage in cheesemaking where the milk is left to coagulate after the introduction of rennet

CURDLING

4. How well do you remember this year's MTV Video Music Awards? During the broadcast, we watched as the nominees for the Viewer's Choice Awards duked it out in, you guessed it, a celebrity death match. * You'll get 5 points for each person depicted in clay you can name with a 5 point bonus for all correct. Or, if you wimp out and need the song titles, you'll get 5 points for naming 3 artists, 10 for 4, and 15 for all 5. Hint: Band names don't count. We need to know who was in the death match.

Song titles: My heart will go on, Time of your life (good riddance), Gettin Jiggy with it, 3 am, and It All About the Benjamins

celine DION, BILLY JOE armstrong, will SMITH, rob THOMAS, PUFF DADDY (or Sean Puffy Combs)

5. We all know that Susan Lucci is the perennial loser at the Daytime Emmies. Answer these questions about actresses who've defeated Lucci in her quest for the coveted Lead Actress in a Drama Series award FTSNP.

A. * 5: Jess Walton, the 1997 winner, won for her role as Jill on which highest-rated daytime soap.

THE YOUNG AND THE RESTLESS

B. 10: This 1996 winner's One Life to Live character of Victoria Lords has gone through several surnames and multiple personalities through the years

Erika SLEAZAK

C. 15: This Guiding Light star won in 1998 for her role as the deranged Annie Dutton

Cynthia WATROS

6. A question about Al Lowe's one and only Leisure Suit Larry in the Land of the Lounge Lizards. 5 points each.

a) How * many women does Larry sleep with if you complete the game?

3

b) What is the maximum bet at the Blackjack table at the Casino?

20 DOLLARS

c) What girlie magazine must Larry buy at the convenience store?

JUGGS

d) 5PE, Give the names of the three women Larry sleeps with, one of whom he marries.

FAWN, EVE, and whatever (the hooker doesnt have a name)

7. F15PE, identify the following cheesy products advertised on commercials on basic cable.

a. It * costs $19.95 and comes from Canton, Ohio. The commercial did not once mention the film Titanic, although its presence was felt throughout.

The BLUE HEART JEWEL

b. This music compilation features songs by Paul Anka and Dean Martin. Songs are taken from movies such as Married to the Mob and Donnie Brasco.

MOB HITS

8. How much do you know about home run hitters that have moved around a lot? Three players in Major League History have * hit 100 Homers for 3 1different teams. I will give the teams, you name the players. 5-10-15 basis.

a) Orioles, Mets, Dodgers

EDDIE MURRAY

b) Yankees, As, Angels

REGGIE JACKSON

c) Giants, Braves, Tigers

DARRELL EVANS

9. Doom was one of the most significant advances in 3D video games, but it was also a series of novels. Answer these questions about the novelization of the video game Doom.

First, * FTP, name either of the two authors of the books.

Dafydd AB HUGH or brad LINAWEAVER (accept any vaguely close pronunciation. Prompt on 'Boffo's Brother.')

Now, F5PE, name the subtitles of the 4 books. If you're completely lost, you can at least get 10 points from the hint that the first two books share subtitles with the games Doom and Doom 2.

KNEE DEEP IN THE DEAD, HELL ON EARTH, INFERNAL SKY, ENDGAME

10. The same word is missing from each of the following film titles. Supply the common word. 10 points each.

a) * Orpheus, Narcissus, Beauty - BLACK

b)Free, Yesterday, First - BORN

c) Trouble, Business, Shines - MONKEY

11. It's the game show that's much better than Jeopardy. That's right, it's Win Ben Stein's Money. Answer these questions related to it.

First, the best * part of the show is Ben's wise-cracking co-host. F5P for his first name, and 10 for his first and last name, name him.

JIMMY KIMMEL

Jimmy Kimmel got his start as Jimmy the Sports Guy on, FTP, what Los Angeles Radio Station?

KROQ

For a final 10 points, KROQ was also the original home of what popular MTV talk show?

LOVELINE

12. FTPE, give the actor given a list of works.

a. * The movie Executive Decision, the play Freak, the TV show House of Buggin'.

John LEGUIZAMO

b. The movie The Graduate, and the shows St. Elsewhere and Knight Rider.

William DANIELS

c. The movies Casino Royale, The Muppet Movie, and Transformers: The Movie.

Orson WELLES

13. FTPE, identify the coach of the winning team in the following superbowls. You'll get 5 points if you need the Team.

10: * Superbowl 3

5: New York Jets

weeb EUBANK

10: Superbowl 17

5: Washington Redskins

Joe GIBBS

10: Superbowl 11

5: Oakland Raiders

John MADDEN

14. What do you know about King of the Hill? At the end of last year, it had a cliff hanger season finale, * in which the possibility was raised that 1 of 4 characters might have died. F5PE, name them.

HANK hill, LUANNE, BUCKLEY, CHUCK-MAN JONES

For a final 10 points, at what store was the explosion that killed Buckley?

The MEGALOMART

15. So if you don't rate/just over compensate/At least you'll always know/you can go on Ricki Lake. Answer these questions about the latest hit from the Offspring, FTPE.

a. * What is the name of the song?

PRETTY FLY (for a white guy)

b. Off of what upcoming Offspring album, that will be released November 17, is Pretty Fly?

AMERICANA

c. Complete the following lyrics: "He needs some cool tunes/Not just any will suffice/But they didn't have Ice Cube/So he bought..."

VANILLA ICE

16. Show me that smile and answer these questions about Growing Pains on a 5-10-15 basis.

(5) * Carol meets this boyfriend while doing research at the library. Played by Matthew Perry, this character dies after a drunk-driving accident

SANDY

(10) Played by Kevin Wixted, he was Carol's football player boyfriend during much of the show's second and third seasons

BOBBY

(15) This actress plays Rhonda in the requisite "message" episode of the second-season. Mike, Boner and Eddie attend a party with an old friend. Unbeknownst to them, Rhonda and all the cool kids there are into cocaine.

Kristy SWANSON

17. Identify the following political assassination movies from descriptions, FTPE.

a. * Secret Service man Charles Bronson protects the first lady Jill Ireland.

ASSASSINATION

b. Alienated veteran Travis Bickle tries to shoot a presidential candidate.

TAXI DRIVER

c. Terrorists train dolphins to blow up the president's yacht.

DAY OF THE DOLPHIN

18. Given a lyric, identify the Metallica song, FTPE.

a. * "So be it, threaten no more."

DON'T TREAD ON ME

b. "I'm waking up; I cannot see that there's much left of me."

ONE

c. "Blinded by me you can't feel a thing."

MASTER OF PUPPETS

19. Voiceovers, TV voiceovers more specifically. On a 5-10-15 basis, give the person who provided the following voices.

a) * KITT on Knight Rider - WILLIAM DANIELS

b) Narrator on The Wonder Years - DANIEL STERN

c) Charlie on Charlies Angels - JOHN FORSYTHE

20. How much do you know about British Comedy of the 70's that's not Monty Python. F10PE, name the character from Faulty Towers given the line.

a. * "Mr. Faulty, he take my hamster."

MANUEL

b. "Don't mention the war. I mentioned it once but I think I got away with it."

BASIL faulty

c. "When Mr. Faulty said 'he's dead,' I though he said 'he's still in bed.'"

POLLY

21. BONUS (10-15-5)

"I cooked your food, I cleaned your house, and this is how you pay me back for all my kind, unselfish, loving deeds -- Huh? Well you just wait, they'll find you yet and when they do they'll put you in the ASPCA, * you mangy mutt!" FTP, identify the song from which this is taken?

THEY'RE COMING TO TAKE ME AWAY

For 15 points, identify the artist who wrote and recorded "They're coming to take me away."

NAPOLEON XIV

For five points, Napoleon XIV's experienced a renaissance when it was featured on which syndicated radio show hosted by Barry Hansen?

DOCTOR DEMENTO

22. Around 125 million people tuned in to watch this most watched episode in TV history. For fifteen points each, answer these questions about the final episode of M*A*S*H..

a) * What was it titled?

GOODBYE, FAREWELL, AND AMEN

b) On what date did the episode first air?

FEB 28, 1983

Physical Challenges

1. The person who called for the physical challenge has to stand on one foot for a while. You'll get 10 pts for each full tossup and bonus that you stand on one foot for, for the next 3 questions. No breaks in between, and no holding anything for support. You can, however, hang onto your buzzer and answer questions.

2. The moderator will give you 3 balls. Pick a member of your team to juggle them. You'll get 10 pts for every 5 seconds, up to 30 points.

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