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ABBA is mentionedSmoke machines are go!Traditional national costumePresenter laughs at own jokeSinger kneels on stageCeltic-style flute musicSomething in the interval that tries to be the “new” RiverdanceLyrics are literally demonstrated in the performanceThe hosts change their outfitPerformer forgets words of their songSinger is lifted by background dancer(s)Sings in language other than native tongue (eg. Spain sing in English)381002540FREE SPACE00FREE SPACEEco song about saving the EarthUse of props during a performanceAct where the attractiveness of the performer(s) is the only thing going for itPerformer sheds clothing while singingAerial shots of the host country are shownSinger winks at the cameraRevealing or figure-hugging costume Someone sings out of tuneDryice!Sequinned outfitGlitter or fireworks or flamesSomeone falls over on stageRULES: First to get five in a row: across, up, down or diagonally, yell DOUZE POINTS!Someone looks like Bjorn, Benny from ABBASmoke machines are go!Traditional national costumeExtreme make-upKey change!Song about childhood or something that happened years agoSong with message of peaceSong is completely devoid of meaningful lyrics: just consists of shouts and lalalalasThe hosts change their outfitPerformer forgets words of their songWind machine nearly blows someone’s extensions out!Sings in language other than native tongue (eg. Spain sing in English)381002540FREE SPACE00FREE SPACEVelcro costume changeUse of props during a performanceSinger isn’t actually from the country they’re singing forPerformer sheds clothing while singingSilver streamers fall on stageSinger winks at the cameraLederhosen!Someone sings out of tuneRevealing or figure-hugging costumePerformer makes Victory sign at cameraGlitter or fireworks or flamesSomeone falls over on stageRULES: First to get five in a row: across, up, down or diagonally, yell DOUZE POINTS!ABBA is mentionedSmoke machines are go!A woman is barefootSax offenderFemale vocalist dressed entirely in whiteExtended violin sequenceMulti-lingual songLyrics rhyme in a cliched manner (I love you, your eyes are blue.)The hosts change their outfitPerformer forgets words of their songSinger runs off to a smaller stage in the audienceSings in language other than native tongue (eg. Spain sing in English)381002540FREE SPACE00FREE SPACEBackground singers go “shoop shoop!”Use of props during a performanceCrying with joyPerformer sheds clothing while singingTrapeze/aerial performanceSinger winks at the cameraDryice!Someone sings out of tuneRevealing or figure-hugging costumeSinger makes wavy arms movementsGlitter or fireworks or flamesZumba-style dancingRULES: First to get five in a row: across, up, down or diagonally, yell DOUZE POINTS!ABBA is mentionedSmoke machines are go!Traditional national costumeMid-song rapMale vocalist dressed entirely in whitePiano on-stageDisturbing intro video for a countrySinger demonstrates skill by singing several octaves in one noteThe hosts change their outfitPerformer forgets words of their songContestant makes a political statement in some wayLooks/acts like Madonna381002540FREE SPACE00FREE SPACESong is punctuated by “Hey!” or “Ho!”Use of props during a performanceTechnical difficultiesPerformer sheds clothing while singingAerial shots of the host country are shownSinger winks at the cameraRevealing or figure-hugging costumeSomeone sings out of tuneDryice!Sequinned outfitGlitter or fireworks or flamesCross dressingRULES: First to get five in a row: across, up, down or diagonally, yell DOUZE POINTS!ABBA is mentionedSmoke machines are go!Space costumesLove balladDancers make puppy dog eyes at cameraBoy bandAcrobatics:somersaults, backflipsPiano introThe hosts change their outfitPerformer forgets words of their songToo much hair gelLooks/acts like Lady Gaga381002540FREE SPACE00FREE SPACESong is punctuated by: “Ole!” or “Ola!”Use of props during a performanceUnnecessary props Performer sheds clothing while singingLeather trousersSinger winks at the cameraSinger wears a blue dressSomeone sings out of tuneRevealing or figure-hugging costumePart of song stolen from 1980s power balladGlitter or fireworks or flamesSomeone falls over on stageRULES: First to get five in a row: across, up, down or diagonally, yell DOUZE POINTS!ABBA is mentionedSmoke machines are go!Background dancers change costume mid-songSingle musician on stageFeathers10-second solo by a musicianMartial arts-style dancingSong about world peaceThe hosts change their outfitPerformer forgets words of their songWind machine nearly blows someone’s extensions out!Sings in language other than native tongue (eg. Spain sing in English)381002540FREE SPACE00FREE SPACEAccordionUse of props during a performanceSnarky comment from an SBS presenterMultiple vocalists try to hog the limelightSomething AMAZING happensSinger winks at the cameraFancy dressSomeone sings out of tuneRevealing or figure-hugging costumeSinger makes dramatic facesGlitter or fireworks or flamesDry iceRULES: First to get five in a row: across, up, down or diagonally, yell DOUZE POINTS!Folk dancingSmoke machines are go!A country is booed!Long flowy gownTraditional instrumentOver-long tedious Intermission ActRadical mid-song costume changeLyrics are literally demonstrated in the performanceThe hosts change their outfitPerformer forgets words of their songA country “highlight” features a fountain.Poor hair maintenance381002540FREE SPACE00FREE SPACESong in the same genre that won the year beforeUse of props during a performanceSnarky comment from host country’s presenterPerformer sheds clothing while singingAerial shots of the host country are shownSinger winks at the cameraA presenter’s joke bombsSomeone sings out of tuneRevealing or figure-hugging costumeABBA is mentionedGlitter or fireworks or flamesSomeone falls over on stageRULES: First to get five in a row: across, up, down or diagonally, yell DOUZE POINTS!Part of song stolen from ABBASmoke machines are go!WingsDryice!AccordionSomeone’s bathed in fake tanGreat intermission actSinger shouts “I love you!” at end of songThe hosts change their outfitPerformer forgets words of their songA presenter gets the gigglesPunchable381002540FREE SPACE00FREE SPACEHippysinger/musiciansUse of props during a performanceToken rock actPerformer sheds clothing while singingGimmicks: water, robots, etcSinger winks at the cameraHeavy metal Someone sings out of tuneRevealing or figure-hugging costumeSequinned outfitGlitter or fireworks or flamesSomeone falls over on stageRULES: First to get five in a row: across, up, down or diagonally, yell DOUZE POINTS!Someone looks like Frida from ABBASmoke machines are go!Strobe lightsSinger attempts accent that isn’t theirs (eg. attempting to sound Irish/American)ConfettiAn act has a stage full of cute kids singing alongGreased-up topless maleAudience sings alongThe hosts change their outfitPerformer forgets words of their songSexual chemistryDancing Intermission Act381002540FREE SPACE00FREE SPACESequinned outfitUse of props during a performanceDiva alert!Performer sheds clothing while singingPop Intermission ActSinger winks at the cameraLasersHard-core fiddle playingRevealing or figure-hugging costumeVelcro costume changeGlitter or fireworks or flamesSomeone falls over on stageRULES: First to get five in a row: across, up, down or diagonally, yell DOUZE POINTS!Intense bongo playingSmoke machines are go!Traditional national costumeDryice!Boring songStairs added as a prop for singer to walk onMale singer with very bleached hairLyrics are literally demonstrated in the performanceThe hosts change their outfitPerformer forgets words of their songSings in language other than native tongue (eg. Spain sing in English)Someone falls over on stage381002540FREE SPACE00FREE SPACESomeone looks like Agnetha from ABBAUse of props during a performanceSinger shouts out: “Come on [insert country name]”Performer sheds clothing while singingEveryone at home pines for Terry WoganSinger winks at the cameraHeavy metalSomeone sings out of tuneRevealing or figure-hugging costumeAccordion Glitter or fireworks or flamesWind machine nearly blows someone’s extensions out!RULES: First to get five in a row: across, up, down or diagonally, yell DOUZE POINTS!ABBA is mentionedSmoke machines are go!Traditional national costumeMulletAccordionSnow effectHalf naked dancersLyrics are literally demonstrated in the performanceThe hosts change their outfitPerformer forgets words of their songWind machine nearly blows someone’s extensions out!Sings in language other than native tongue (eg. Spain sing in English)381002540FREE SPACE00FREE SPACEVelcro costume changeUse of props during a performanceEveryone at home pines for Graham NortonPerformer sheds clothing while singingAerial shots of the host country are shownSinger winks at the cameraNon-English country sings nonsensical English lyricsSomeone sings out of tuneRevealing or figure-hugging costumeSequinned outfitGlitter or fireworks or flamesSomeone falls over on stageRULES: First to get five in a row: across, up, down or diagonally, yell DOUZE POINTS!ABBA is mentionedSmoke machines are go!Clown in backgroundHeavy metalAccordionCeltic-style flute musicAnybody rapsLyrics are literally demonstrated in the performanceThe hosts change their outfitPerformer forgets words of their songWind machine nearly blows someone’s extensions out!Sings in language other than native tongue (eg. Spain sing in English)381002540FREE SPACE00FREE SPACEVelcro costume changeUse of props during a performanceSomeone wears their country’s flagPerformer sheds clothing while singingAerial shots of the host country are shownSinger winks at the cameraDryice!Someone sings out of tuneRevealing or figure-hugging costumeSequinned outfitGlitter or fireworks or flamesSomeone falls over on stageRULES: First to get five in a row: across, up, down or diagonally, yell DOUZE POINTS!ABBA is mentionedSmoke machines are go!Traditional national costumeHeavy metalAccordionCeltic-style flute musicThe woman centre-stage isn’t actually singingLyrics are literally demonstrated in the performanceThe hosts change their outfitPerformer forgets words of their songWind machine nearly blows someone’s extensions out!Sings in language other than native tongue (eg. Spain sing in English)381002540FREE SPACE00FREE SPACEVelcro costume changeUse of props during a performanceAn entry makes an over-the-top appeal to the cameraPerformer sheds clothing while singingAerial shots of the host country are shownSinger winks at the cameraDryice!Someone sings out of tuneRevealing or figure-hugging costumeSequinned outfitGlitter or fireworks or flamesSomeone falls over on stageRULES: First to get five in a row: across, up, down or diagonally, yell DOUZE POINTS!Part of song stolen from ABBASmoke machines are go!Traditional national costumeHeavy metalBagpipesCeltic-style flute musicAnyone uses made-up words (la la la)Lyrics are literally demonstrated in the performanceThe hosts change their outfitPerformer forgets words of their songWind machine nearly blows someone’s extensions out!Sings in language other than native tongue (eg. Spain sing in English)381002540FREE SPACE00FREE SPACEVelcro costume changeUse of props during a performanceAct where the attractiveness of the performer(s) is the only thing going for itPerformer sheds clothing while singingAerial shots of the host country are shownSinger winks at the cameraDryice!Someone sings out of tuneRevealing or figure-hugging costumeSequinned outfitGlitter or fireworks or flamesSomeone falls over on stageRULES: First to get five in a row: across, up, down or diagonally, yell DOUZE POINTS!ABBA is mentionedSmoke machines are go!Traditional national costumeHeavy metalAccordionCeltic-style flute musicHigh note held WAY too longLyrics are literally demonstrated in the performanceThe hosts change their outfitPerformer forgets words of their songWind machine nearly blows someone’s extensions out!Sings in language other than native tongue (eg. Spain sing in English)381002540FREE SPACE00FREE SPACEWonderbrasUse of props during a performanceSinger is good-looking but can’t actually singPerformer sheds clothing while singingAerial shots of the host country are shownSinger winks at the cameraDryice!Someone sings out of tuneRevealing or figure-hugging costumeSequinned outfitGlitter or fireworks or flamesSomeone falls over on stageRULES: First to get five in a row: across, up, down or diagonally, yell DOUZE POINTS!ABBA is mentionedSmoke machines are go!Traditional national costumeCapesAccordionCeltic-style flute musicAttempt at operaPerformer makes “heart” hand gesture The hosts change their outfitPerformer forgets words of their songWind machine nearly blows someone’s extensions out!Sings in language other than native tongue (eg. Spain sing in English)381002540FREE SPACE00FREE SPACEVelcro costume changeUse of props during a performanceCountry and Western-style songPerformer sheds clothing while singingAerial shots of the host country are shownSinger winks at the cameraDryice!Someone sings out of tuneRevealing or figure-hugging costumeSequinned outfitGlitter or fireworks or flamesSomeone falls over on stageRULES: First to get five in a row: across, up, down or diagonally, yell DOUZE POINTS! ................
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