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Program Guide

Week 9

Sunday February 23rd, 2014

5:00 am Weatherwatch And Music - A continuously updated weather report, bringing viewers the latest weather conditions from around Australia, and featuring a selection of quality music.

5:20 am Latin American News - News via satellite from Television National de Chile, in Spanish, no subtitles.

5:50 am Urdu News - News via satellite from PTV Pakistan in Islamabad, in Urdu, no subtitles.

6:20 am Indonesian News - News via satellite from TVRI Jakarta, in Indonesian, no subtitles.

7:00 am Russian News - News via satellite from NTV Moscow, in Russian, no subtitles.

7:30 am Polish News - Wydarzenia from Polsat in Warsaw via satellite, in Polish, no subtitles.

8:00 am Maltese News - News from Public Broadcasting Services Limited, Malta, in Maltese, no subtitles.

8:30 am Macedonian News - News via satellite from public broadcaster MRT in Skopje, in Macedonian, no subtitles.

9:05 am Croatian News - News via satellite from HRT Croatia, in Croatian, no subtitles.

9:40 am Serbian News - News via satellite from Serbian Broadcasting Corporation, in Serbian, no subtitles.

10:15 am Portuguese News - News via satellite from RTP Portugal (Lisbon), in Portuguese, no subtitles.

11:00 am Hungarian News - News via satellite from Duna TV (DTV) Budapest, in Hungarian, no subtitles.

11:30 am Dutch News - News via satellite from BVN, in Dutch, no subtitles.

12:00 pm Life Is Beautiful - Singing for a Deaf Man. (From the Netherlands, in Italian) (Short) G

12:05 pm Into The Universe With Stephen Hawking - The Story of Everything - In a remarkable two-part finale, Stephen Hawking reveals the wonders of the cosmos to a new generation. With the aid of stunning CGI, he explores the splendour and majesty of the universe as never seen before. Hawking explains how the universe began, how it creates stars, black holes and life - and how everything will end. (From the UK) (Documentary Series) (Part 3 of 4) (Rpt) G CC

Sunday February 23rd, 2014

1:00 pm Into The Universe With Stephen Hawking - The Story of Everything - In the final program, Stephen Hawking reveals the wonders of the cosmos to a new generation. With the aid of stunning CGI, he explores the splendour and majesty of the universe as never seen before. Hawking explains how the universe began, how it creates stars, black holes and life - and how everything will end. (From the UK) (Documentary Series) (Final) (Rpt) G CC

1:55 pm Tropfest Snacks - To celebrate the broadcast of Tropfest at its new home in SBS 2, we're showcasing some of the best films from the world's largest short film festival.

2:05 pm Foodie Planet - Destination Cameroon - Globetrotting French gourmet Julie Andrieu takes a culinary tour of some of the world's most interesting and scenic places. In this episode, Julie sets off for Cameroon where she learns how to prepare n'dole, a local speciality with a groundnut oil base consisting of crayfish, onions, garlic, pike and the leaves of the n'dole, a sort of bitter spinach, which is served up with fried plantain. (From France, in French) (Food Series) (Rpt) PG(W,A)

3:05 pm No Kitchen Required - Louisiana - Join three top chefs, Michael Psilakis, Madison Cowan and Kayne Raymond, as they prepare dishes from ten very different and remote locations. The three must work with the locals to hunt, forage and collect ingredients for a locally-inspired meal. In this episode, the chefs find themselves in the backwater swamps of Louisiana where they must honour one of the most revered American culinary traditions: Cajun cooking. (From the UK) (Food Series) (Rpt) PG

4:00 pm SBS PopAsia - Features back-to-back videos from artists across Asia and all the latest news and interviews from the Korean, Japanese, Mandarin and Cantonese pop scenes. (An SBS Production) (Entertainment Series) PG

6:00 pm G * Wars - Each week, two teams of five contestants devise and challenge each other to a series of physical and not so physical feats, including 'ping pong face block', 'water sprinting', 'mid-air giant rubber band wrestling' and 'precision karaoke'. (From Japan, in Japanese) (Entertainment Series) PG

6:55 pm Iron Chef - The Iron Chef is not a program for learning how to cook. It is a feverish competition among world-class chefs "with the over-the-top appeal of pro-wrestling". The ingredients are unconventional; the preparations are sheer genius. The Iron Chef pushes the boundaries of taste. (From Japan, English narration) G CC

7:40 pm If You Are The One - With a viewing audience of up to 50 million per episode, this popular Chinese dating show is a cultural phenomenon. A lone male suitor has to impress a panel of 24 single women, who can then register their interest or disinterest in the man through the use of their podium lights. Popular host Meng Fei oversees the action in front of a large studio audience. (From China, in Mandarin) (Entertainment Series) G

Sunday February 23rd, 2014

8:35 pm Russell Howard's Good News - Filmed in front of a live studio audience, Russell Howard’s Good News combines Russell’s stand-up routines with funny clips from the internet and quick-fire sketches, as he presents a brand new perspective on the big stories dominating news outlets across the world. (From the UK) (Comedy Series) M (S,L) **2 Hour Double Episode**

9:10 pm Russell Howard's Good News - Filmed in front of a live studio audience, Russell Howard’s Good News combines Russell’s stand-up routines with funny clips from the internet and quick-fire sketches, as he presents a brand new perspective on the big stories dominating news outlets across the world. (From the UK) (Comedy Series) M (S,L) **Season Final**

9:45 pm South Park - The Coon - ‘The Coon’ rises from the garbage and takes his place as a lone vigilante who wipes out crime in the town of South Park. (From the US) (Animated Comedy Series) (Rpt) M(A) CC

10:10 pm Bunk - John Gemberling, Alex Borstein And Andy Daly - A game show spoof featuring a rotation of comedian contestants performing comedy challenges. (Final) (From the US) (Comedy Series) PG(L) **Season Final**

10:40 pm Film: Kinyarwanda - At the time of the 1994 Rwandan genocide, the Mufti of Rwanda issued a fatwa forbidding Muslims from participating in the killing of the Tutsi. As the country became a slaughterhouse, mosques became places of refuge where Muslims and Christians, Hutus and Tutsis came together to protect each other. Kinyarwanda is based on true accounts from survivors who took refuge at the Grand Mosque of Kigali and the madrassa of Nyanza. (From the US, in Kinyarwanda and English) (Film) (Drama) (2011) M(V) **Premiere**

12:30 am The Phone: Netherlands - In this hectic reality series, two contestants are plucked off the street to take part in a live television game. The two are the first to answer one of two hidden mobile phones. Once they answer the phone, they are asked if they would like the chance to win 25,000 euros. If they accept, they will need to complete five assignments for a chance to win the cash. (In Dutch, English subtitles) (Entertainment Series) (Rpt) M(L)

1:20 am The Phone: Netherlands - In this hectic reality series, two contestants are plucked off the street to take part in a live television game. The two are the first to answer one of two hidden mobile phones. Once they answer the phone, they are asked if they would like the chance to win 25,000 euros. If they accept, they will need to complete five assignments for a chance to win the cash. (In Dutch, English subtitles) (Entertainment Series) (Rpt) M(L)

2:10 am Weatherwatch Overnight - A continuously updated weather report, bringing viewers the latest weather conditions from around Australia, and featuring a selection of quality music.

Monday February 24th, 2014

5:00 am French News - News via satellite from FT2 Paris, in French, no subtitles.

5:50 am Urdu News - News via satellite from PTV Pakistan in Islamabad, in Urdu, no subtitles.

6:20 am Indonesian News - News via satellite from TVRI Jakarta, in Indonesian, no subtitles.

7:00 am Russian News - News via satellite from NTV Moscow, in Russian, no subtitles.

7:30 am Polish News - Wydarzenia from Polsat in Warsaw via satellite, in Polish, no subtitles.

8:00 am Dutch News - News via satellite from BVN, in Dutch, no subtitles.

8:30 am Macedonian News - News via satellite from public broadcaster MRT in Skopje, in Macedonian, no subtitles.

9:05 am Croatian News - News via satellite from HRT Croatia, in Croatian, no subtitles.

9:40 am Serbian News - News via satellite from Serbian Broadcasting Corporation, in Serbian, no subtitles.

10:20 am Portuguese News - News via satellite from RTP Portugal (Lisbon), in Portuguese, no subtitles.

11:05 am Japanese News - News via satellite from NHK Tokyo in Japanese, no subtitles.

11:40 am Hong Kong News - News via satellite from TVB Hong Kong, in Cantonese, no subtitles.

12:00 pm Chinese News - News via satellite from CCTV Beijing, in Mandarin, no subtitles.

12:30 pm Korean News - News via satellite from YTN Korea, in Korean, no subtitles.

12:55 pm Italian News - News via satellite from RAI Rome in Italian, no subtitles.

1:35 pm German News - News via satellite from DW Berlin, in German, no subtitles.

2:05 pm Spanish News - News via satellite from RTVE Madrid, in Spanish, no subtitles.

3:05 pm Greek News - News via satellite from CyBC Cyprus, in Greek, no subtitles.

4:00 pm Bang Goes The Theory - In the series that puts science to the test, this episode looks at the science behind the devastating Japanese earthquake and the tsunami it triggered. The program explains what happened and examines the technology that attempts to protect us from the shocking power of our planet. (From the UK) (Entertainment Series) G

Monday February 24th, 2014

4:30 pm Beyond Survival - The San Bushmen of the Kalahari - Survivorman's Les Stroud explores various cultures around the globe and learns about the survival techniques and practices of indigenous people. The ritual of the trance dance serves as a direct communion to the spirit world for the San Bushmen of the Kalahari. Les will be the first outsider to participate in a trance dance, practice the deadly art of poison arrow hunting, track porcupine, and gather honey from desert bees. (From Canada) (Documentary) (Rpt) PG

5:20 pm Iron Chef - Carp - Join Takeshi Kaga, founder of the Gourmet Academy, and his Iron Chefs in this cult cook-off series. In each episode, one of the Iron Chefs is challenged by a guest chef and their skills are put to the test. (From Japan, English narration) (Food Series) (Rpt) G CC

6:05 pm Ninja Warrior - Witness as the finest athletes, fighters and wrestlers from around the world attempt to overcome the most diabolical Japanese obstacle course ever created and strive for true ninja greatness. (From Japan, in English and Japanese) (Entertainment Series) PG

6:35 pm If You Are The One - With a viewing audience of up to 50 million per episode, this popular Chinese dating show is a cultural phenomenon. A lone male suitor has to impress a panel of 24 single women, who can then register their interest or disinterest in the man through the use of their podium lights. Popular host Meng Fei oversees the action in front of a large studio audience. (From China, in Mandarin) (Entertainment Series) G

7:35 pm The Feed - Marc Fennell, Patrick Abboud, Jeanette Francis and Andy Park discuss the latest in news, technology and culture, adding a fresh perspective on the latest local and international headlines. (An SBS Production)

8:05 pm 30 Rock - Stone Mountain - Jack forces Liz to travel to Georgia with him so that they can find new talent that represents the "real" America, Tracy is scared that he will be a victim of the celebrity "rule of threes," and Jenna makes friends with the writers. (From the US) (Comedy Series) PG **New Episode**

8:30 pm Life Support - Spoof lifestyle program taking a satirical, sometimes dark look at Australian society. (Comedy Series) (Rpt) M(A)

9:00 pm Wilfred - Dog of a Town (Part 2) - Adam and Sarah have taken Wilfred to Nambour, Queensland, so that Adam can ask Sarah's dad for her hand in marriage. Thing is, Sarah's folks are nudists. They are also proud owners of Wilfred's disapproving dad, Arthur. Stars Adam Zwar, Cindy Waddingham and Jason Gann. (Commissioned by SBS) (Comedy Series) (Rpt) MA (N,L) CC

9:30 pm A-League Highlights Show - Catch up on all the highlights and latest football action from this week's Hyundai A-League matches. (Sport)

Monday February 24th, 2014

10:30 pm The Feed - Marc Fennell, Patrick Abboud, Jeanette Francis and Andy Park discuss the latest in news, technology and culture, adding a fresh perspective on the latest local and international headlines. (An SBS Production)

11:00 pm Comedy Bang! Bang! - Andy Richter Wears a Suit Jacket & a Baby Blue Button Down Shirt - Host Scott Aukerman and musical cohort, Reggie Watts visit the big apple. Special guest stars Andy Richter and Mike Hanford. (From the US) (Comedy/Sketch Series) M(A) **New Episode**

11:25 pm Don't Tell My Mother... - Iran - Host Diego Buñuel travels to some of the world's most dangerous places to reveal their true heart and soul. In this episode, Diego travels to Iran, which is the Middle East's second largest oil exporter and strongly anti-American. This could explain Diego's surprise at uncovering rappers, basketballers, fashionistas and even a ‘Quran Idol’. (From France, in English and Spanish) (Documentary Series) (Rpt) PG

12:25 am Aqua Teen Hunger Force - Ezekial - The misadventures of a milkshake, an order of fries, a meatball, and their retired next door neighbour in the suburbs of New Jersey. Shake takes on the greatest role of his life: that of a father. (From the US) (Animated Comedy Series) MA(V,S,A) **New Episode**

12:40 am MXC - Combining comedy and disastrous spills, MXC is the ultimate take on reality sports. In the true spirit of Japanese game shows, two teams of contestants are put through a series of crazy physical challenges, accompanied by the hilarious rapid-fire commentary of comedians and hosts Kenny Blankenship and Vic Romano. (From the US) (Entertainment Series) (Rpt) M(S)

1:10 am Weatherwatch Overnight - A continuously updated weather report, bringing viewers the latest weather conditions from around Australia, and featuring a selection of quality music.

Tuesday February 25th, 2014

5:00 am French News - News via satellite from FT2 Paris, in French, no subtitles.

5:50 am Urdu News - News via satellite from PTV Pakistan in Islamabad, in Urdu, no subtitles.

6:20 am Indonesian News - News via satellite from TVRI Jakarta, in Indonesian, no subtitles.

7:00 am Russian News - News via satellite from NTV Moscow, in Russian, no subtitles.

7:30 am Polish News - Wydarzenia from Polsat in Warsaw via satellite, in Polish, no subtitles.

8:00 am Dutch News - News via satellite from BVN, in Dutch, no subtitles.

8:30 am Macedonian News - News via satellite from public broadcaster MRT in Skopje, in Macedonian, no subtitles.

9:05 am Croatian News - News via satellite from HRT Croatia, in Croatian, no subtitles.

9:40 am Serbian News - News via satellite from Serbian Broadcasting Corporation, in Serbian, no subtitles.

10:20 am Portuguese News - News via satellite from RTP Portugal (Lisbon), in Portuguese, no subtitles.

11:05 am Japanese News - News via satellite from NHK Tokyo in Japanese, no subtitles.

11:40 am Hong Kong News - News via satellite from TVB Hong Kong, in Cantonese, no subtitles.

12:00 pm Chinese News - News via satellite from CCTV Beijing, in Mandarin, no subtitles.

12:30 pm Korean News - News via satellite from YTN Korea, in Korean, no subtitles.

12:55 pm Italian News - News via satellite from RAI Rome in Italian, no subtitles.

1:35 pm German News- News via satellite from DW Berlin, in German, no subtitles.

2:05 pm Spanish News - News via satellite from RTVE Madrid, in Spanish, no subtitles.

3:05 pm Greek News - News via satellite from CyBC Cyprus, in Greek, no subtitles.

4:00 pm Bang Goes The Theory - In the series that puts science to the test, Liz Bonnin follows two couples undertaking IVF and explores new research that may dramatically increase success rates. Jem Stansfield sets out to become the first person to go 360 degrees on a playground swing, and Dr Yan Wong confuses shoppers with the help of a special mirror. (From the UK) (Entertainment Series) (Rpt) G

Tuesday February 25th, 2014

4:30 pm The World Game - All the latest football news, features and match results as well as player and club profiles from around the world. Join panellists Les Murray, Craig Foster, David Zdrilic, David Basheer, Mariana Rudan and special guests for expert analysis and local perspective on all things football. (An SBS Sport Production)

5:00 pm A-League Highlights Show - Catch up on all the highlights and latest football action from this week's Hyundai A-League matches. (Sport)

6:05 pm Ninja Warrior - Witness as the finest athletes, fighters and wrestlers from around the world attempt to overcome the most diabolical Japanese obstacle course ever created and strive for true ninja greatness. (From Japan, in English and Japanese) (Entertainment Series) PG

6:30 pm If You Are The One - With a viewing audience of up to 50 million per episode, this popular Chinese dating show is a cultural phenomenon. A lone male suitor has to impress a panel of 24 single women, who can then register their interest or disinterest in the man through the use of their podium lights. Popular host Meng Fei oversees the action in front of a large studio audience. (From China, in Mandarin) (Entertainment Series) G

7:30 pm The Feed - Marc Fennell, Patrick Abboud, Jeanette Francis and Andy Park discuss the latest in news, technology and culture, adding a fresh perspective on the latest local and international headlines. (An SBS Production)

8:00 pm 30 Rock - Audition Day - Liz unsuccessfully tries to rig the audition process for a new cast member, and Jack is shunned because he has "bedbugs." (From the US) (Comedy Series) PG **New Episode**

8:30 pm Orphan Black - Entangled Bank - Sarah's actions pit the orphans against each other as she tries to plan her next move. As Paul tries desperately to cover up Sarah's existence, Alison takes vengeance on her suspected monitor, which could cost her everything she holds dear. (From Canada) (Drama Series) M(S,A,D,L) **New Episode**

9:20 pm The Returned - Julie - Determined to come out of hiding and return to something resembling normal life, Camille invents a new identity for herself as 'cousin Alice'. Her sister Lena finds a strange, fast-spreading scar on her own body. Simon gets closer to Adele; she finally accepts having him around again and opens up, announcing that they have a daughter, by the name of Chloe. Life around town is getting more and more disturbed; as for Julie, her old fears rear their ugly head once more but she is saved in the nick of time by Victor, the young boy she is sheltering. (From France, in French) (Drama Series) M(V,S,N) **New Episode**

10:20 pm The Feed - Marc Fennell, Patrick Abboud, Jeanette Francis and Andy Park discuss the latest in news, technology and culture, adding a fresh perspective on the latest local and international headlines. (An SBS Production)

Tuesday February 25th, 2014

10:50 pm Comedy Bang! Bang! - Sarah Silverman Wears a Black Dress with a White Collar - Scott gets tongue-tied during his interview with Sarah Silverman. Also starring Reggie Watts, Joe Lo Truglio and Adam DeVine. (From the US) (Comedy/Sketch Series) M(V) **New Episode**

11:15 pm Film: One Last Dance - An assassin is hired to kill the men responsible for kidnapping an important man's son. With every death, the killer gets closer to the last kidnapper's name. Nominated for the World Cinema Grand Jury Prize at the Sundance Film Festival in 2006. Written and directed by Max Makowski and stars Francis Ng, Ti Lung and Vivian Hsu. (From Singapore, in Cantonese and English) (Action) (2007) (Rpt) MAV (V)

1:10 am Tim And Eric's Awesome Show, Great Job! - Presidents - Ben Hur hosts The Ben Hur Show Awesome and lets us into his mind. Inside, we meet The White Boys, see an advertisement for The Pusswhips Bangang, and Michael Ian Black interviews Tim and Eric. (From the US) (Comedy/Sketch Series) M(S,D,L) **New Episode**

1:25 am MXC - Combining comedy and disastrous spills, MXC is the ultimate take on reality sports. In the true spirit of Japanese game shows, two teams of contestants are put through a series of crazy physical challenges, accompanied by the hilarious rapid-fire commentary of comedians and hosts Kenny Blankenship and Vic Romano. (From the US) (Entertainment Series) (Rpt) M(S)

1:55 am Weatherwatch Overnight - A continuously updated weather report, bringing viewers the latest weather conditions from around Australia, and featuring a selection of quality music.

Wednesday February 26th, 2014

5:00 am French News - News via satellite from FT2 Paris, in French, no subtitles.

5:50 am Urdu News - News via satellite from PTV Pakistan in Islamabad, in Urdu, no subtitles.

6:20 am Indonesian News - News via satellite from TVRI Jakarta, in Indonesian, no subtitles.

7:00 am Russian News - News via satellite from NTV Moscow, in Russian, no subtitles.

7:30 am Polish News - Wydarzenia from Polsat in Warsaw via satellite, in Polish, no subtitles.

8:00 am Dutch News - News via satellite from BVN, in Dutch, no subtitles.

8:30 am Macedonian News - News via satellite from public broadcaster MRT in Skopje, in Macedonian, no subtitles.

9:05 am Croatian News - News via satellite from HRT Croatia, in Croatian, no subtitles.

9:40 am Serbian News - News via satellite from Serbian Broadcasting Corporation, in Serbian, no subtitles.

10:20 am Portuguese News - News via satellite from RTP Portugal (Lisbon), in Portuguese, no subtitles.

11:05 am Japanese News - News via satellite from NHK Tokyo in Japanese, no subtitles.

11:40 am Hong Kong News - News via satellite from TVB Hong Kong, in Cantonese, no subtitles.

12:00 pm Chinese News - News via satellite from CCTV Beijing, in Mandarin, no subtitles.

12:30 pm Korean News - News via satellite from YTN Korea, in Korean, no subtitles.

12:55 pm Italian News - News via satellite from RAI Rome in Italian, no subtitles.

1:35 pm German News - News via satellite from DW Berlin, in German, no subtitles.

2:05 pm Spanish News - News via satellite from RTVE Madrid, in Spanish, no subtitles.

3:05 pm Greek News - News via satellite from CyBC Cyprus, in Greek, no subtitles.

4:00 pm Bang Goes The Theory - In the series that puts science to the test, Dallas Campbell meets the team behind a 1,600 km/h car, while Jem Stansfield explores what makes things sticky and prepares three glues to test on the other presenters. Plus, Dr Yan Wong puzzles commuters with an optical illusion. (From the UK) (Entertainment Series) (Rpt) G

Wednesday February 26th, 2014

4:30 pm Beyond Survival - The Sea Gypsies Of Malaysia - Their entire lives are lived in boats on the sea and Stroud learns ocean survival from the Sea Gypsies (Bajau) of Malaysia. He practices the dangerous art of compression diving, makes shelter from braided palm leaves, and experiences the struggle of hand-to-mouth existence when survival depends on bounty from the sea. (From Canada) (Documentary) (Rpt) PG

5:20 pm Iron Chef - Octopus - Join Takeshi Kaga, founder of the Gourmet Academy, and his Iron Chefs in this cult cook-off series. In each episode, one of the Iron Chefs is challenged by a guest chef and their skills are put to the test. (From Japan, English narration) (Food Series) (Rpt) G CC

6:05 pm Ninja Warrior - Witness as the finest athletes, fighters and wrestlers from around the world attempt to overcome the most diabolical Japanese obstacle course ever created and strive for true ninja greatness. (From Japan, in English and Japanese) (Entertainment Series) PG

6:30 pm If You Are The One - With a viewing audience of up to 50 million per episode, this popular Chinese dating show is a cultural phenomenon. A lone male suitor has to impress a panel of 24 single women, who can then register their interest or disinterest in the man through the use of their podium lights. Popular host Meng Fei oversees the action in front of a large studio audience. (From China, in Mandarin) (Entertainment Series) G

7:30 pm The Feed - Marc Fennell, Patrick Abboud, Jeanette Francis and Andy Park discuss the latest in news, technology and culture, adding a fresh perspective on the latest local and international headlines. (An SBS Production)

8:00 pm 30 Rock - The Problem Solvers - The Jack plays hardball with Liz when she rejects his offer for a talk show and signs with an agent instead. Meanwhile, the new cast member arrives and threatens to disturb Kenneth's role with the talent. (From the US) (Comedy Series) PG **New Episode**

8:30 pm Film: Anything For Her - When his wife is wrongfully imprisoned for murder, and all legal avenues exhausted, unassuming school teacher Julien conspires to bust her out of prison. However, Julien soon finds himself well out of his depth as he falls deeper and deeper into the criminal underworld. Nominated for Best First Film at the 2009 César Awards. Directed by Fred Cavayé and stars Vincent Lindon, Diane Kruger and Lancelot Roch. (From France, in French) (Thriller) (2008) (Rpt) M

**Movie Mayhem with Marc Fennell**

10:15 pm UEFA Champions League 2013/2014 - Coverage of Olympiacos V Manchester United in Matchday 7 of the UEFA Champions League at Stadio Georgios Karaiskakis, Piraeus, Greece. (Football)

11:45 pm The Feed - Marc Fennell, Patrick Abboud, Jeanette Francis and Andy Park discuss the latest in news, technology and culture, adding a fresh perspective on the latest local and international headlines. (An SBS Production)

Wednesday February 26th, 2014

12:15 am Robot Chicken - Day at the Circus - From creators Seth Green and Matthew Senreich, Robot Chicken is stop motion animation with a demented twist. Medusa at the hairdresser. Snow Job is mercilessly taunted by his GI Joe cohorts. An apple a day. Dorothy and her friends have some trouble on the yellow brick road. Thing from the Addams Family tries to make it on his own. Stripper pole problems. A man meets a leprechaun in a bar. The Hall of Memory game show. The Black Stallion learns a lesson in race relations. Oprah and Dr. Phil star in "Tough Love". (From the US) (Animated Comedy Series) MA(S,A) **New Episode**

12:30 am MXC - Combining comedy and disastrous spills, MXC is the ultimate take on reality sports. In the true spirit of Japanese game shows, two teams of contestants are put through a series of crazy physical challenges, accompanied by the hilarious rapid-fire commentary of comedians and hosts Kenny Blankenship and Vic Romano. (From the US) (Entertainment Series) (Rpt) M(S)

1:00 am Weatherwatch Overnight - A continuously updated weather report, bringing viewers the latest weather conditions from around Australia, and featuring a selection of quality music.

Thursday February 27th, 2014

5:00 am French News - News via satellite from FT2 Paris, in French, no subtitles.

5:50 am Urdu News - News via satellite from PTV Pakistan in Islamabad, in Urdu, no subtitles.

6:20 am Indonesian News - News via satellite from TVRI Jakarta, in Indonesian, no subtitles.

7:00 am Russian News - News via satellite from NTV Moscow, in Russian, no subtitles.

7:30 am Polish News - Wydarzenia from Polsat in Warsaw via satellite, in Polish, no subtitles.

8:00 am Maltese News - News from Public Broadcasting Services Limited, Malta, in Maltese, no subtitles.

8:30 am Macedonian News - News via satellite from public broadcaster MRT in Skopje, in Macedonian, no subtitles.

9:05 am Croatian News - News via satellite from HRT Croatia, in Croatian, no subtitles.

9:40 am Serbian News - News via satellite from Serbian Broadcasting Corporation, in Serbian, no subtitles.

10:20 am Portuguese News - News via satellite from RTP Portugal (Lisbon), in Portuguese, no subtitles.

11:05 am Japanese News - News via satellite from NHK Tokyo in Japanese, no subtitles.

11:40 am Hong Kong News - News via satellite from TVB Hong Kong, in Cantonese, no subtitles.

12:00 pm Chinese News - News via satellite from CCTV Beijing, in Mandarin, no subtitles.

12:30 pm Korean News - News via satellite from YTN Korea, in Korean, no subtitles.

12:55 pm Italian News - News via satellite from RAI Rome in Italian, no subtitles.

1:35 pm German News - News via satellite from DW Berlin, in German, no subtitles.

2:05 pm Spanish News - News via satellite from RTVE Madrid, in Spanish, no subtitles.

3:05 pm Greek News - News via satellite from CyBC Cyprus, in Greek, no subtitles.

4:00 pm Bang Goes The Theory - In the series that puts science to the test, Jem Stansfield demonstrates what a calorie is by making the team take part in a rowing challenge, and Dr Yan Wong visits the Houses of Parliament to test MPs' abilities to calculate risk. Meanwhile, Liz Bonnin investigates whether the supply of antibiotics is running out, and the potential consequences if it does. (From the UK) (Entertainment Series) (Rpt) G

Thursday February 27th, 2014

4:30 pm Beyond Survival - Sri Lanka - Les travels to Sri Lanka to study post-Tsunami survival methods of the Singhalese fishermen and hunt with the original inhabitants of the island, the Veddah Tribe. The first outsider to participate and film two dramatic exorcisms known as Devil Dances, he will study the demons of Sri Lanka while exorcising his own. (From Canada) (Documentary) (Rpt) PG

5:20 pm Iron Chef - Oyster - Join Takeshi Kaga, founder of the Gourmet Academy, and his Iron Chefs in this cult cook-off series. In each episode, one of the Iron Chefs is challenged by a guest chef and their skills are put to the test. (From Japan, English narration) (Food Series) (Rpt) G CC

6:05 pm Ninja Warrior - Witness as the finest athletes, fighters and wrestlers from around the world attempt to overcome the most diabolical Japanese obstacle course ever created and strive for true ninja greatness. (From Japan, in English and Japanese) (Entertainment Series) PG

6:30 pm If You Are The One - With a viewing audience of up to 50 million per episode, this popular Chinese dating show is a cultural phenomenon. A lone male suitor has to impress a panel of 24 single women, who can then register their interest or disinterest in the man through the use of their podium lights. Popular host Meng Fei oversees the action in front of a large studio audience. (From China, in Mandarin) (Entertainment Series) G

7:30 pm The Feed - Marc Fennell, Patrick Abboud, Jeanette Francis and Andy Park discuss the latest in news, technology and culture, adding a fresh perspective on the latest local and international headlines. (An SBS Production)

8:00 pm 30 Rock - Sun Tea - Liz tries to get an upstairs tenant to move out so she can have his apartment, Jack and Tracy consider having vasectomies, and Kenneth is put in charge of making sure the office goes green. (From the US) (Comedy Series) PG **New Episode**

8:30 pm Thursday FC - An exciting new live weekly football entertainment show combining the latest football news and views with entertainment, interviews and live performances. Each week will include a look at each of the upcoming A-League games for the round as well as special guests including players, celebrity tipping and live music acts. Hosted by Matt Okine, Lucy Zelic and David Zdrilic. (An SBS production) (Sport) **Live**

9:30 pm American Weed - War Over Weed - A Fort Collins resident encourages passing motorists to vote for Question 300, which would force the closure of all Fort Collins dispensaries. (From the US) (Documentary) M(A,D) **New Episode**

10:25 pm The Feed - Marc Fennell, Patrick Abboud, Jeanette Francis and Andy Park discuss the latest in news, technology and culture, adding a fresh perspective on the latest local and international headlines. (An SBS Production)

Thursday February 27th, 2014

10:55 pm Comedy Bang! Bang! - Bill Hader Wears a Grey Button Down Shirt & Sneakers - Host Scott Aukerman and musical cohort Reggie Watts with guest stars Bill Hader and Bobby Moynihan. (From the US) (Comedy/Sketch Series) M(D) **New Episode**

11:20 pm The Returned - Julie - Determined to come out of hiding and return to something resembling normal life, Camille invents a new identity for herself as 'cousin Alice'. Her sister Lena finds a strange, fast-spreading scar on her own body. Simon gets closer to Adele; she finally accepts having him around again and opens up, announcing that they have a daughter, by the name of Chloe. Life around town is getting more and more disturbed; as for Julie, her old fears rear their ugly head once more but she is saved in the nick of time by Victor, the young boy she is sheltering. (From France, in French) (Drama Series) M(V,S,N) **Encore**

12:20 am Aqua Teen Hunger Force - Carl Wash - The misadventures of a milkshake, an order of fries, a meatball, and their retired next door neighbour in the suburbs of New Jersey. Two floating brains - calling themselves Carl - hire Meatwad to advertise their dilapidated car wash. He is unable to attract customers, so with Shake's help, they get Carl to take his car in. The brains wreck his car, gas him, and remove his brain. (From the US) (Animated Comedy Series) MA(V,S,A) **New Episode**

12:35 am MXC - Combining comedy and disastrous spills, MXC is the ultimate take on reality sports. In the true spirit of Japanese game shows, two teams of contestants are put through a series of crazy physical challenges, accompanied by the hilarious rapid-fire commentary of comedians and hosts Kenny Blankenship and Vic Romano. (From the US) (Entertainment Series) (Rpt) M(S)

1:00 am Weatherwatch Overnight - A continuously updated weather report, bringing viewers the latest weather conditions from around Australia, and featuring a selection of quality music.

Friday February 28th, 2014

5:00 am French News - News via satellite from FT2 Paris, in French, no subtitles.

5:50 am Urdu News - News via satellite from PTV Pakistan in Islamabad, in Urdu, no subtitles.

6:20 am Indonesian News - News via satellite from TVRI Jakarta, in Indonesian, no subtitles.

7:00 am Russian News - News via satellite from NTV Moscow, in Russian, no subtitles.

7:30 am Polish News - Wydarzenia from Polsat in Warsaw via satellite, in Polish, no subtitles.

8:00 am Dutch News - News via satellite from BVN, in Dutch, no subtitles.

8:30 am Macedonian News - News via satellite from public broadcaster MRT in Skopje, in Macedonian, no subtitles.

9:05 am Croatian News - News via satellite from HRT Croatia, in Croatian, no subtitles.

9:40 am Serbian News - News via satellite from Serbian Broadcasting Corporation, in Serbian, no subtitles.

10:20 am Portuguese News - News via satellite from RTP Portugal (Lisbon), in Portuguese, no subtitles.

11:05 am Japanese News - News via satellite from NHK Tokyo in Japanese, no subtitles.

11:40 am Hong Kong News - News via satellite from TVB Hong Kong, in Cantonese, no subtitles.

12:00 pm Chinese News - News via satellite from CCTV Beijing, in Mandarin, no subtitles.

12:30 pm Korean News - News via satellite from YTN Korea, in Korean, no subtitles.

12:55 pm Italian News - News via satellite from RAI Rome in Italian, no subtitles.

1:35 pm German News - News via satellite from DW Berlin, in German, no subtitles.

2:05 pm Spanish News - News via satellite from RTVE Madrid, in Spanish, no subtitles.

3:05 pm Greek News - News via satellite from CyBC Cyprus, in Greek, no subtitles.

Friday February 28th, 2014

EASTERN STATES SCHEDULE (NSW, VIC, ACT & TAS)

4:00 pm Massive Moves - Titanic Townhouse - Teams of engineers and truckers face some daunting challenges as they transport monstrous structures that were never meant to leave their foundations. Pam and Ron Kupidy love their neighbourhood but are not so keen on their own house – they need more space. The couple finds the answer to their problems in the shape of a 97 ton, two-storey local landmark, an empty home earmarked for relocation. They call in experienced house hauler Dwayne McCann and his team of movers to take this towering structure through the streets of Calgary to the Kupidy’s unused lot. But will it survive the neighbourhood’s steep slopes and narrow twisting streets? (From the UK) (Documentary) G CC **New Episode**

4:25 pm Beyond Survival - The Hewa And The Secret Hidden Ceremony - Stroud returns to the wilds of Papa New Guinea with special permission to carry out the ‘Cumoutin’ death ceremony with a tribe called the Hewa. Ingesting betelnut and hiking treacherous mountain jungle terrain, this ceremony has never been filmed, photographed or even seen by an outsider before. Until now. (From Canada) (Documentary) (Rpt) PG

5:15 pm Iron Chef - Chicken - Join Takeshi Kaga, founder of the Gourmet Academy, and his Iron Chefs in this cult cook-off series. In each episode, one of the Iron Chefs is challenged by a guest chef and their skills are put to the test. (From Japan, English narration) (Food Series) (Rpt) G CC

6:05 pm Bang Goes The Theory - The team investigates why petrol costs so much, and whether we can use science to make fuel for free. Liz experiences life on an oil rig, Jem and Dallas compete to make their own DIY fuel alternatives, and Jem discovers the link between fossil fuels and a recent earthquake in Lancashire. (From the UK) (Documentary) G **Series Return**

6:35 pm UEFA Europa League Highlights - Highlight's and updates from all the latest action in the UEFA Europa League. (From Switzerland, in English) (Sport)

7:30 pm A-League Live - Round 21: Brisbane Roar V Perth Glory - The Hyundai A-League, Australia’s premier domestic football competition, continues on free-to-air TV as Brisbane Roar take on Perthy Glory at Suncorp Stadium, Brisbane, and will broadcast live and in high definition on SBS HD. This live coverage will be presented by SBS host and former Socceroo David Zdrilic, joined by SBS Chief Football Analyst Craig Foster. David Basheer will provide match commentary with Lucy Zelic reporting live pitchside. (An SBS Production) (Football) **Live**

Friday February 28th, 2014

SOUTH AUSTRALIA SCHEDULE

4:00 pm Massive Moves - Titanic Townhouse - Teams of engineers and truckers face some daunting challenges as they transport monstrous structures that were never meant to leave their foundations. Pam and Ron Kupidy love their neighbourhood but are not so keen on their own house – they need more space. The couple finds the answer to their problems in the shape of a 97 ton, two-storey local landmark, an empty home earmarked for relocation. They call in experienced house hauler Dwayne McCann and his team of movers to take this towering structure through the streets of Calgary to the Kupidy’s unused lot. But will it survive the neighbourhood’s steep slopes and narrow twisting streets? (From the UK) (Documentary) G CC **New Episode**

4:25 pm Beyond Survival - The Hewa And The Secret Hidden Ceremony - Stroud returns to the wilds of Papa New Guinea with special permission to carry out the ‘Cumoutin’ death ceremony with a tribe called the Hewa. Ingesting betelnut and hiking treacherous mountain jungle terrain, this ceremony has never been filmed, photographed or even seen by an outsider before. Until now. (From Canada) (Documentary) (Rpt) PG

5:15 pm Iron Chef - Chicken - Join Takeshi Kaga, founder of the Gourmet Academy, and his Iron Chefs in this cult cook-off series. In each episode, one of the Iron Chefs is challenged by a guest chef and their skills are put to the test. (From Japan, English narration) (Food Series) (Rpt) G CC

6:05 pm UEFA Europa League Highlights - Highlight's and updates from all the latest action in the UEFA Europa League. (From Switzerland, in English) (Sport)

7:00 pm A-League Live - Round 21: Brisbane Roar V Perth Glory - The Hyundai A-League, Australia’s premier domestic football competition, continues on free-to-air TV as Brisbane Roar take on Perthy Glory at Suncorp Stadium, Brisbane, and will broadcast live and in high definition on SBS HD. This live coverage will be presented by SBS host and former Socceroo David Zdrilic, joined by SBS Chief Football Analyst Craig Foster. David Basheer will provide match commentary with Lucy Zelic reporting live pitchside. (An SBS Production) (Football) **Live**

10:10 pm Bang Goes The Theory - The team investigates why petrol costs so much, and whether we can use science to make fuel for free. Liz experiences life on an oil rig, Jem and Dallas compete to make their own DIY fuel alternatives, and Jem discovers the link between fossil fuels and a recent earthquake in Lancashire. (From the UK) (Documentary) G **Series Return**

Friday February 28th, 2014

QUEENSLAND SCHEDULE

4:00 pm Massive Moves - Titanic Townhouse - Teams of engineers and truckers face some daunting challenges as they transport monstrous structures that were never meant to leave their foundations. Pam and Ron Kupidy love their neighbourhood but are not so keen on their own house – they need more space. The couple finds the answer to their problems in the shape of a 97 ton, two-storey local landmark, an empty home earmarked for relocation. They call in experienced house hauler Dwayne McCann and his team of movers to take this towering structure through the streets of Calgary to the Kupidy’s unused lot. But will it survive the neighbourhood’s steep slopes and narrow twisting streets? (From the UK) (Documentary) G CC **New Episode**

4:20 pm Beyond Survival - The Hewa And The Secret Hidden Ceremony - Stroud returns to the wilds of Papa New Guinea with special permission to carry out the ‘Cumoutin’ death ceremony with a tribe called the Hewa. Ingesting betelnut and hiking treacherous mountain jungle terrain, this ceremony has never been filmed, photographed or even seen by an outsider before. Until now. (From Canada) (Documentary) (Rpt) PG

5:10 pm Iron Chef - Chicken - Join Takeshi Kaga, founder of the Gourmet Academy, and his Iron Chefs in this cult cook-off series. In each episode, one of the Iron Chefs is challenged by a guest chef and their skills are put to the test. (From Japan, English narration) (Food Series) (Rpt) G CC

5:55 pm Bang Goes The Theory - The team investigates why petrol costs so much, and whether we can use science to make fuel for free. Liz experiences life on an oil rig, Jem and Dallas compete to make their own DIY fuel alternatives, and Jem discovers the link between fossil fuels and a recent earthquake in Lancashire. (From the UK) (Documentary) G **Series Return**

6:30 pm A-League Live - Round 21: Brisbane Roar V Perth Glory - The Hyundai A-League, Australia’s premier domestic football competition, continues on free-to-air TV as Brisbane Roar take on Perthy Glory at Suncorp Stadium, Brisbane, and will broadcast live and in high definition on SBS HD. This live coverage will be presented by SBS host and former Socceroo David Zdrilic, joined by SBS Chief Football Analyst Craig Foster. David Basheer will provide match commentary with Lucy Zelic reporting live pitchside. (An SBS Production) (Football) **Live**

9:40 pm UEFA Europa League Highlights - Highlight's and updates from all the latest action in the UEFA Europa League. (From Switzerland, in English) (Sport)

Friday February 28th, 2014

NORTHERN TERRIOTY SCHEDULE

4:05 pm Massive Moves - Titanic Townhouse - Teams of engineers and truckers face some daunting challenges as they transport monstrous structures that were never meant to leave their foundations. Pam and Ron Kupidy love their neighbourhood but are not so keen on their own house – they need more space. The couple finds the answer to their problems in the shape of a 97 ton, two-storey local landmark, an empty home earmarked for relocation. They call in experienced house hauler Dwayne McCann and his team of movers to take this towering structure through the streets of Calgary to the Kupidy’s unused lot. But will it survive the neighbourhood’s steep slopes and narrow twisting streets? (From the UK) (Documentary) G CC **New Episode**

4:30 pm Bang Goes The Theory - The team investigates why petrol costs so much, and whether we can use science to make fuel for free. Liz experiences life on an oil rig, Jem and Dallas compete to make their own DIY fuel alternatives, and Jem discovers the link between fossil fuels and a recent earthquake in Lancashire. (From the UK) (Documentary) G **Series Return**

5:05 pm UEFA Europa League Highlights - Highlight's and updates from all the latest action in the UEFA Europa League. (From Switzerland, in English) (Sport)

6:00 pm A-League Live - Round 21: Brisbane Roar V Perth Glory - The Hyundai A-League, Australia’s premier domestic football competition, continues on free-to-air TV as Brisbane Roar take on Perthy Glory at Suncorp Stadium, Brisbane, and will broadcast live and in high definition on SBS HD. This live coverage will be presented by SBS host and former Socceroo David Zdrilic, joined by SBS Chief Football Analyst Craig Foster. David Basheer will provide match commentary with Lucy Zelic reporting live pitchside. (An SBS Production) (Football) **Live**

9:10 pm Beyond Survival - The Hewa And The Secret Hidden Ceremony - Stroud returns to the wilds of Papa New Guinea with special permission to carry out the ‘Cumoutin’ death ceremony with a tribe called the Hewa. Ingesting betelnut and hiking treacherous mountain jungle terrain, this ceremony has never been filmed, photographed or even seen by an outsider before. Until now. (From Canada) (Documentary) (Rpt) PG

9:55 pm Iron Chef - Chicken - Join Takeshi Kaga, founder of the Gourmet Academy, and his Iron Chefs in this cult cook-off series. In each episode, one of the Iron Chefs is challenged by a guest chef and their skills are put to the test. (From Japan, English narration) (Food Series) (Rpt) G CC

10:45 pm Shot By Kern - Seasoned photographer Richard Kern, best known for his images of scantily-clad, amateur models, travels around the globe to interview and shoot hundreds of women in their homes and apartments, capturing them even during their most intimate moments, including everything from brushing their teeth topless to lying naked in bed. (From the US) (Documentary Series) (Rpt) MA(S,N,A)

Friday February 28th, 2014

NORTHERN TERRIOTY SCHEDULE

11:15 pm Orphan Black - Entangled Bank - Sarah's actions pit the orphans against each other as she tries to plan her next move. As Paul tries desperately to cover up Sarah's existence, Alison takes vengeance on her suspected monitor, which could cost her everything she holds dear. (From Canada) (Drama Series) M(S,A,D,L) **Encore**

12:05 am South Park - Pinewood Derby - It's Pinewood Derby time in South Park, and Stan and Randy are working furiously to build the best car possible. While working on the Derby car, Randy has acquired a very special component, a superconducting magnet, to help Stan secure a first place victory. (From the US) (Animated Comedy Series) (Rpt) M(A) CC

12:30 am Human Giant - Duffel Bag of Death - A collection of recklessly hilarious, fast-paced, hard-hitting short films, Human Giant brings viewers innovative comedy with a distinctive style and direction. Stars Aziz Ansari, Rob Huebel and Paul Scheer. (From the US) (Comedy Series) M(A,S)

1:00 am SBS PopAsia - Features back-to-back videos from artists across Asia and all the latest news and interviews from the Korean, Japanese, Mandarin and Cantonese pop scenes. (An SBS Production) (Entertainment Series) PG

3:00 am Weatherwatch Overnight - A continuously updated weather report, bringing viewers the latest weather conditions from around Australia, and featuring a selection of quality music.

Friday February 28th, 2014

WESTERN AUSTRALIA SCHEDULE

4:05 pm Massive Moves - Titanic Townhouse - Teams of engineers and truckers face some daunting challenges as they transport monstrous structures that were never meant to leave their foundations. Pam and Ron Kupidy love their neighbourhood but are not so keen on their own house – they need more space. The couple finds the answer to their problems in the shape of a 97 ton, two-storey local landmark, an empty home earmarked for relocation. They call in experienced house hauler Dwayne McCann and his team of movers to take this towering structure through the streets of Calgary to the Kupidy’s unused lot. But will it survive the neighbourhood’s steep slopes and narrow twisting streets? (From the UK) (Documentary) G CC **New Episode**

4:30 pm A-League Live - Round 21: Brisbane Roar V Perth Glory - The Hyundai A-League, Australia’s premier domestic football competition, continues on free-to-air TV as Brisbane Roar take on Perthy Glory at Suncorp Stadium, Brisbane, and will broadcast live and in high definition on SBS HD. This live coverage will be presented by SBS host and former Socceroo David Zdrilic, joined by SBS Chief Football Analyst Craig Foster. David Basheer will provide match commentary with Lucy Zelic reporting live pitchside. (An SBS Production) (Football) **Live**

7:40 pm UEFA Europa League Highlights - Highlight's and updates from all the latest action in the UEFA Europa League. (From Switzerland, in English) (Sport)

8:35 pm A-League Live - Round 21: Brisbane Roar V Perth Glory - The Hyundai A-League, Australia’s premier domestic football competition, continues on free-to-air TV as Brisbane Roar take on Perthy Glory at Suncorp Stadium, Brisbane, and will broadcast live and in high definition on SBS HD. This live coverage will be presented by SBS host and former Socceroo David Zdrilic, joined by SBS Chief Football Analyst Craig Foster. David Basheer will provide match commentary with Lucy Zelic reporting live pitchside. (An SBS Production) (Football) **Replay**

Friday February 28th, 2014

All Markets Rejoin (except Northern Territory)

10:40 pm Shot By Kern - Seasoned photographer Richard Kern, best known for his images of scantily-clad, amateur models, travels around the globe to interview and shoot hundreds of women in their homes and apartments, capturing them even during their most intimate moments, including everything from brushing their teeth topless to lying naked in bed. (From the US) (Documentary Series) (Rpt) MA(S,N,A)

11:10 pm Orphan Black - Entangled Bank - Sarah's actions pit the orphans against each other as she tries to plan her next move. As Paul tries desperately to cover up Sarah's existence, Alison takes vengeance on her suspected monitor, which could cost her everything she holds dear. (From Canada) (Drama Series) M(S,A,D,L) **Encore**

12:00 am South Park - Pinewood Derby - It's Pinewood Derby time in South Park, and Stan and Randy are working furiously to build the best car possible. While working on the Derby car, Randy has acquired a very special component, a superconducting magnet, to help Stan secure a first place victory. (From the US) (Animated Comedy Series) (Rpt) M(A) CC

12:25 am Human Giant - Duffel Bag of Death - A collection of recklessly hilarious, fast-paced, hard-hitting short films, Human Giant brings viewers innovative comedy with a distinctive style and direction. Stars Aziz Ansari, Rob Huebel and Paul Scheer. (From the US) (Comedy Series) (Rpt) M(A,S)

12:55 am SBS PopAsia - Features back-to-back videos from artists across Asia and all the latest news and interviews from the Korean, Japanese, Mandarin and Cantonese pop scenes. (An SBS Production) (Entertainment Series) PG

2:55 am Weatherwatch Overnight - A continuously updated weather report, bringing viewers the latest weather conditions from around Australia, and featuring a selection of quality music.

Saturday March 1st, 2014

5:00 am French News - News via satellite from FT2 Paris, in French, no subtitles.

5:50 am Urdu News - News via satellite from PTV Pakistan in Islamabad, in Urdu, no subtitles.

6:20 am Indonesian News - News via satellite from TVRI Jakarta, in Indonesian, no subtitles.

7:00 am Russian News - News via satellite from NTV Moscow, in Russian, no subtitles.

7:30 am Polish News - Wydarzenia from Polsat in Warsaw via satellite, in Polish, no subtitles.

8:00 am Dutch News - News via satellite from BVN, in Dutch, no subtitles.

8:30 am Macedonian News - News via satellite from public broadcaster MRT in Skopje, in Macedonian, no subtitles.

9:05 am Croatian News - News via satellite from HRT Croatia, in Croatian, no subtitles.

9:40 am Serbian News - News via satellite from Serbian Broadcasting Corporation, in Serbian, no subtitles.

10:20 am Portuguese News - News via satellite from RTP Portugal (Lisbon), in Portuguese, no subtitles.

11:05 am Japanese News - News via satellite from NHK Tokyo in Japanese, no subtitles.

11:40 am Hong Kong News - News via satellite from TVB Hong Kong, in Cantonese, no subtitles.

12:00 pm Chinese News - News via satellite from CCTV Beijing, in Mandarin, no subtitles.

12:30 pm Korean News - News via satellite from YTN Korea, in Korean, no subtitles.

1:00 pm A-League - Round 21: Brisbane Roar V Perth Glory - The Hyundai A-League, Australia’s premier domestic football competition, continues on free-to-air TV as Brisbane Roar take on Perthy Glory at Suncorp Stadium, Brisbane. This coverage will be presented by SBS host and former Socceroo David Zdrilic, joined by SBS Chief Football Analyst Craig Foster. David Basheer will provide match commentary with Lucy Zelic reporting live pitchside. (An SBS Production) (Football) **Replay**

3:00 pm World B-Boy Championships - Japan - This series follows the progress of the top breaking crews from around the globe as they battle it out to try and reach the world finals in London. Tonight, the qualifying series stops off in Kawasaki, where over 300 Japanese crews have been whittled down to a final 16 in a bid to make it to the London finals. (From the UK) (Entertainment Series) (Part 2 of 6) (Rpt) G

Saturday March 1st, 2014

3:25 pm Dexpedition - Oslo - A travel show with a twist as Dex Carrington and his Italian friend Fab explore hot destinations with the sole purpose of having fun! Thinking they would meet polar bears and Eskimos in Oslo, Dex and Fab find a city consisting of sexy women, naked statues and the world’s largest graduation party. In between racing rally cars and dominating culturally strange party buses, they join in on Norway’s constitution day. (From Norway, in English) (Documentary Series) (Rpt) PG(A,S)

3:50 pm Rhod Gilbert's Work Experience - Policeman - Stand-up comedian Rhod Gilbert is always told he has the toughest job in the world, but now he is facing his hardest ever audience as he goes on patrol with South Wales Police. Rhod dons a bite suit and feels the full force of the jaw at police dog training. He also saddles up with the mounted police and helps keep the crowds safe on match day in Cardiff. Can Rhod really walk the thin blue line or is he just not PC? (Part 4 of 4) (From the UK) (Documentary) PG **New Episode/Final**

4:25 pm The Art Of Survival - Four artistic adventurers compete in a gruelling contest to travel from Greece to Scotland using only their creative talents. Two cellists, an opera singer and a portrait painter are dropped into Athens with no money and no credit cards and a deadline to make their way across Europe to Edinburgh. By painting and performing, the four have just their art and inspiration to survive on, with the winners being the pair that make the most money throughout the trip. (From Denmark, in English) (Documentary Series) (Part 2 of 6) (Rpt) G

5:20 pm Departures - Cook Islands - Follows best friends Scott Wilson and Justin Lukach as they search for unique experiences through some of the most beautiful and remote places on the earth. While visiting four of the Cook Islands, Scott is challenged about his commitment to the year-long trip, while Justin learns from the locals how to live off the land. That is until his love for animals is challenged by ‘the head hunters’ - the local school boys, who take the guys on a traditional pig hunt. (From Canada) (Documentary Series) (Rpt) PG(A)

6:15 pm The Feed: Best Stories Of The Week - Marc Fennell, Patrick Abboud, Jeanette Francis and Andy Park discuss the latest in news, technology and culture, adding a fresh perspective on the latest local and global headlines. (An SBS Production)

6:45 pm The Witch Doctor Will See You Now - Peru: Hallucinogenic Healing - Piers Gibbon sets about uncovering the science and secrets of non-Western health treatments. He is joined by two volunteer patients as they experience a range of unusual treatments in a bid to find a cure to their illnesses. In this episode, Piers and the two volunteers test a range of unusual remedies sourced from the Peruvian jungle in a bid to use shamanic medicine to treat their medical issues. (From the US, in English and Spanish) (Documentary Series) (Part 2 of 4) (Rpt) PG(A,D)

Saturday March 1st, 2014

7:45 pm Bare-Faced Cheek – Paris - Nans and Mouts, two intrepid adventurers, face and unlikely challenge: to cross the country in order to reach their destination in the heart of one of France's most picturesque regions. The complication? They start the journey naked and will depend on the hospitality and generosity of everyone they meet along the way. This episode they complete their journey in their country's capital city Paris. (Final) (From France, in French) (Documentary/Travel) (class tba) **Final**

8:40 pm RuPaul's Drag Race All Stars - The Grand Finale - For the final challenge, RuPaul sends her All Stars on a whirlwind junket that culminates with a stand-up routine at L.A.'s famous Comedy Store. Cheri Oteri is their comedy coach and is joined on the judge's panel by The Gossip's Beth Ditto. (Season Finale) (From the US) G **Final**

9:30 pm Vikings - All Change - At the behest of King Horik, Ragnar assembles a small party to travel to Gotaland - modern day Sweden - to resolve a land dispute with the area’s leader, Jarl Borg. Ragnar’s renown precedes him and Jarl Borg is intrigued - has he found a new ally or is Ragnar just a puppet of the king? Meanwhile in Kattegat, with a plague taking its toll on the village, the people look to Lagertha to help appease the gods. (Final) (From Canada) (Drama Series) (Part 9 of 9) (Rpt) M(N,V,S) CC **Final**

10:20 pm Shameless - After nearly a decade of drama, debauchery, sex, drugs and anarchy it's time for The Chatsworth Estate to throw one last party. (Series Finale) (From the UK) (Drama Series) MA(L) **Series Finale**

11:15 pm Benidorm Bastards - They’re up to their old tricks again! Seven senior citizens (played by actors) head out into the streets with only one thought in mind - to pull pranks on young people. This is a hidden camera show with a difference; the skits are absurd and hilarious - and the unsuspecting victims haven’t got a clue what hit them. (From Belgium, in Dutch) (Comedy Series) (Rpt) PG CC

11:40 pm Shorts On Screen - Curfew: At the lowest point of his life, Richie gets a call from his estranged sister, asking him to look after his nine-year old niece, Sophia, for a few hours. Pentecoast: When Damian is forced to serve as an altar boy at an important mass he faces a difficult choice: conform to the status quo or serve an extended ban from his passion in life...football. (Short Film) M(A,L)

12:15 am Film: 800 Bullets - Carlos, a 12-year-old Spanish boy, discovers that both his deceased father and his grandfather, Julian, were stuntmen in the 'Spaghetti Western' films shot in Spain in the 1970s. He travels to Almeria where he encounters a group of ex-stuntmen living in an old Western film set, where they perform Wild West stunt shows for tourists - and searches for his grandfather. Directed by Alex De La Iglesia and stars Luis Castro, Sancho Gracia and Carmen Maura. (In Spanish, English subtitles) (Drama) (2002) (Rpt) M (V,S,L)

2:30 am Weatherwatch Overnight - A continuously updated weather report, bringing viewers the latest weather conditions from around Australia, and featuring a selection of quality music.

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