THE TEN-POINT SHOOTOUT: Packet 1 (OPERATION …



THE TEN-POINT SHOOTOUT: Packet 1 (OPERATION BARBOSAROSSA)

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Note: for reasons of quizbowl orthography, either team locations or names are acceptable in all cases except if specified otherwise. Players’ last names or nicknames are acceptable unless specified otherwise. For specific games and seasons, the year is required unless the requirement is overtly waived. For playoff series, answering with team names only (i.e., Warriors – Cavaliers) will be accepted only in cases when the teams met in only one playoff series.

Author commentary: The overall intent was to have this tournament be relatively easy for anyone who followed basketball closely across various media, and to be at least moderately accessible for those without deep background in the subject. In general I aimed to avoid coyness in most clues and to have every clue either be potentially buzz-able or at least entertaining.

I lean towards the forgiving end of the power spectrum, and wanted knowledge to be rewarded with extra points wherever possible. It was clear early on that, given the rarity of questions on basketball, the known answer space of the field was a crapshoot. Transparency could (and would) be an issue, but, especially considering that this tournament was unlikely to be played in a high-stakes setting, I wanted to err on the side of rewarding players with extra points rather than penalizing them.

One problem I did anticipate was that answer lines referring to specific games/years/series were going to be a tall order to process and spit out at game speed. It was in this field that I resolved to be a little less generous – with the answer lines definite and unambiguous, you either had to know it or not. I wrestled with ways of allowing more vague answers, but these were also met with various problems: in occasions where two teams played an answer-worthy, often those teams had played in multiple series; most of the time, important games did not have memorable nicknames. Years also mattered: frequently teams played each other in consecutive years, so potential answers such as “the Lakers-Celtics series” could never work. Players could (and occasionally did) offer answers along the lines of “the series where Paul Pierce went off”, but these blitz-esque buzzes, if allowed, would quickly threaten self-parody. At some point you have to draw a line between vague descriptions and accurate and definitive answers, and I did so in favor of requiring a fairly specific description of the answer. In practice I occasionally allowed an answer outside of the bolded space, when I found the proffered answer sufficiently umambiguous.

A problem I didn’t anticipate was the limitations on answer and question-content space when writing on the NBA as a whole. A significant fraction of the total answers were team names themselves, and unique, clearly identifying information on them tended to overlap with information about important players which I also wanted to include. In these cases I tried to minimize overlapping data, but acknowledged that it was impossible to avoid. For instance, Seattle’s victory in the 1979 championship comes up at least twice. I knew about this, but tried to structure information to make the multiple references to this fact state it in different ways that would be less obviously repetitive at game speed. And if the player learned something, I didn’t count that as a problem. This issue with the limitations of answer space meant that, were I to have attempted to expand the tournament, ten packets might have been nigh-impossible. As it were, we saw multiple appearances of even minor players such as Jim Cleamons and Flynn Robinson.

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1. In response to this game, Jerry Vinokurov wrote on his Facebook wall “This is bullshit. Basketball is bullshit. I want Carlisle’s head on a pike.” Commentator Kevin McHale repeatedly used the phrase “rim-run” to refer to two easy baskets scored by one team’s power forward in this game, and the key part of this game started with a rolled-in three-pointer at the end of the third quarter which made it 67-49 in favor of the visiting team. The winning team in this game would lose the series in six despite 32 points from Gerald Wallace in the clincher. The comeback in this game was nearly ruined by a leak-out three from Jason Terry that hit off back rim as time expired, and its central player tied the game at 82 with a four-point play and scored the winning basket on a banked-in pull-up shot over Shawn Marion. For ten points, identify this playoff game featuring a 19-point fourth-quarter comeback, the last noteworthy game for a Blazers player who would retire early due to cartilage problems with his knees.

ANSWER: The “Brandon Roy” Game (or 2011 Western Conference First Round, Dallas at Portland, Game 4 – answers along the lines of “The playoff game vs. Dallas where Brandon Roy went off” are acceptable without precise year)

It took at least 10-20 minutes of scrolling back on Jerry’s Facebook to confirm this quotation, which I remembered from the time it happened. He later informed me that he negged on this clue. The McHale clue comes from a Youtube video of this game I have watched multiple times. Probably one of the more difficult single-game questions, and certainly a result of the author’s Blazer bias.

2. An urban legend that this player originated the phrase “my bad” has been discounted by internet sleuths. While playing for the 76ers in 1993, this player drained six second-half threes in a losing effort that tied his career high for points, 18. Drafted 31st in 1985, he made the playoffs his first three years as a Bullet, and tallied four points and nine blocks in his first playoff game in 1986. He only played 19 games over his final three seasons, partially due to knee injury and partially because his physique made him unplayable in the post. One web highlight had him blocking four straight layup attempts by the Orlando Magic in 1992. For 10 Points, identify this Sudanese center whose blocks per minute remains the highest in NBA history.

ANSWER: Manute Bol

I imagined that the three-pointer clue would be a major buzzpoint, which seemed to play out in practice. Bol’s statistical impact was so unusual that I doubted the entire question would ever hit the giveaway.

3. A point guard with this last name played for the San Diego Rockets and Celtics while sporting the nickname “Hambone”. Another player with this last name was nicknamed “The Wizard” and served as a three-point specialist for Sacramento, Portland, and Houston. One player with this last name was a bespectacled three-time All-Star for the Nets and is 16th all-time in games played. One player with this name went unsigned for an entire season due to weight issues, and picked a name to distinguish himself from a similar long-term center for the Cavs – those were “Hot Rod” and “Hot Plate”. One player with this last name was “the Junkyard Dog”, and another was the shooting guard who, with Dennis Johnson, led Seattle to its lone championship. For 10 Points, identify this last name of Walt, Buck, and Gus, currently represented in the league by players named Mo, Lou, Marvin, and Deron.

ANSWER: Williams

Walt Williams played for the late-90s Blazers, which was the genesis of this question; Buck Williams played for them earlier in the decade. I doubt any young player would know anything about Hot Plate or Hot Rod except perhaps their names.

4. This person endorsed Sketchers Shape-Ups in an awkward commercial with Kareem Abdul-Jabbar in 2010. One impersonation of this player had him recommending changing the term “diabetes” to “live-a-betes” and touring his home state of Louisiana while always describing himself in the 3rd person; those segments were from the Man Show and were performed by Jimmy Kimmel. This player starred in a match at WCW’s Bash at the Beach in 1998, teaming up with Diamond Dallas Page vs. a team of Hulk Hogan and Dennis Rodman. In one reported conversation, this player, while wearing a cowboy getup, told a teammate’s wife that he was “hunting little Mexican girls”. For 10 points, name this two-time MVP, a relatively humorless power forward for the Utah Jazz.

ANSWER: Karl Malone (full name necessary: the NBA’s full of Malones)

One difficulty with this question was an appropriate leadin which didn’t reference the Kimmel impersonation. This one isn’t great. Who knows if young players would recall the Man Show, but it would be instant recognition for anyone who’d ever watched ti.

5. This team set an NBA record by having 27 different players see game action in 1996-7. Erick Strickland played his first four years for this team, which in 1997 traded a popular small forward for the incomparable Sasha Danilovic, as well as a short deal for Kurt Thomas. Long after a lineup called the “Three Js”, in 2000-1 this team posted its first winning record in 12 years, in a year where they acquired Calvin Booth and Juwan Howard, as well as roster gimmick Wang Zhizhi. They made the second round in 2002 after trading for Raef Lafrentz and Nick Van Exel, with an all-offense strategy until their coach was replaced by Avery Johnson in 2005. Replacing Shawn Bradley, Erick Dampier served as their center during a season where they suffered a disappointing Finals loss. For 10 Points, name this Southwest Division team that experienced a mid-2000s reign of glory under players like Josh Howard, Michael Finley, Steve Nash, and Dirk Nowitzki.

ANSWER: The Dallas Mavericks

I wanted a reference to the Mavericks during the early Dirk years, which seem to have been more or less forgotten. The first sarcastic joke about execrable NBA players. Don Nelson comes up in this tournament at least twice more, hence his name not being mentioned here.

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6. Before this season, this team ditched coach Joe Mullaney and acquired third-stringers Flynn Robinson and Leroy Ellis. Only Phoenix managed to beat them more than once during the season, going 2-4 vs. them. In the playoffs they swept the Bulls in the opening round and then trounced a Kareem-led Milwaukee squad that had beaten them the year before. Their bench included Happy Hairston and a young Pat Riley, and they were led in scoring by sixth-year guard Gail Goodrich. Their star center shot 65% for the year and slapped up a 24-29-8 with 8 blocks while playing with a broken hand in Game 5 of the Finals. Former star Elgin Baylor retired 9 games into the season. For 10 Points, identify this NBA champion that went 69-13 in the regular season, who notched the league’s longest-ever winning streak at 33 and defeated the Knicks for the championship behind Wilt Chamberlain and Jerry West.

ANSWER: The1971- 1972 Los Angeles Lakers

One challenge with the 12/0 Pioneers, and even early ‘70s questions, was accessibility for the field. I endeavored to choose among the most obvious and knowable answerlines possible. For instance, a tossup on the 1971 Milwaukee Bucks might have been answered only by the Mike Cheynes, Tejas Rajes, and Naveeds of the world.

7. This team’s classic logo was known as the “Pac-Man”; in recent years their arena has featured a virtuoso trap organist known as Sir Foster who commonly performs versions of pop and rap songs mid-game. During the Grantland years, writer Rembert Browne unceasingly championed this team in his articles. One owner of this team was pushed to sell it after a leaked email of his argued that black fans were scaring away white fans from their games; that man is Bruce Levenson. This team briefly employed a center known as the Macedonian Muckraker, Pero Antic, and its former GM Danny Ferry drew flak for claiming Luol Deng had “a little African in him”. The current employer of former Spurs assistant Mike Budenholzer, For 10 Points, name this Southeast Division team who play their home games at Phillips Arena.

ANSWER: The Atlanta Hawks

Most of this question comes from Grantland content. I didn’t realize that the Pac-Man logo was so famous, which led to a ton of early buzzes.

8. In one clip, this announcer lambasted guard John Long for punching Rick Carlisle in a “yellow” manner, laying into Pacers coach Jack Ramsay as well. He often referred to players dribbling as “fiddling and diddling” and then “daddling”, and called the end of games “nervous time”. He used of the phrase “high above courtside” to describe his perch over the action, and gave two opposing players the nicknames “McFilthy and McNasty”. When Gerald Henderson made a game-saving steal in Game 2 of the 1984 Finals, he afterwards claimed that he could hear this man’s voice describing his actions. For years he referred to Magic Johnson as “Crybaby”, and instituted a tradition of rampant homerism that would continue with his successor Tommy Heinsohn. For 10 Points, name this raspy-voiced radio announcer who covered Celtics games for forty years.

ANSWER: Johnny Most

This question mostly came from clicking through Youtube videos of Johnny Most; his descriptions of the Detroit Bad Boys also surface in the question on them.

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9. One team in this game missed 15 of 35 free throws, and had earlier taken an unexpected 2-0 lead in the series; they would wind up dropping the last four. This game featured 17 big points from reserve Anthony Mason, and the player most remembered for this game previously spent his first four years with the Clippers and would retire due to injury in 1997. On the previous play, Stacey King’s shot attempt had been rejected, and one team’s only three-point make was converted by B.J. Armstrong, to give his team a two-point lead with 76 seconds remaining. After its most famous play, the opposing team played keep-away to run out the clock: that play included one block each by Horace Grant and Michael Jordan, and two by Scottie Pippen. Patrick Ewing dropped 33 and 9 in, for 10 points, what contest in the Eastern Finals where a Knicks roleplayer was stuffed on multiple chances at the game-winning shot?

ANSWER: The “Charles Smith Game” (or Chicago Bulls – New York Knicks, 1993 Eastern Conference Finals Game 5)

I’m not sure how uniquely identifying the first clue is, but there’s a limit to what can come out of Basketball Reference material; full games, or even thorough highlights, are not available for many classic games. I doubt his own family remembers Charles Smith for anything other than this.

10. Lance Stephenson achieved this feat versus the Heat in Game 1 of the 2014 Eastern Conference Finals, while David Lee accomplished this in a December 2006 game against the Bobcats at the end of regulation, winning the game. A player for the Knicks did this via game-winning jump shot against the Bulls in 1990, leading to the institution of a rule named for him, the Trent Tucker Rule, making the play he pulled off impossible. Most recently, Trevor Booker of the Utah Jazz accomplished this versus the Thunder via a backwards two-handed “patty-cake” maneuver, although he started with double the lowest allowable amount. For 10 Points, identify this basketball feat, done by scoring with the minimum possible time displayed on the shot-clock timer.

ANSWER: Scoring (or equivalent) with .1 on the clock (prompt on “tip-in” until the end of the first sentence) (technically, the Trent Tucker rule states that you need .3 seconds to take a jump shot, so answers along the lines of “scoring with .2 or .3 on the clock” should also be accepted before the giveaway)

A fun trip down the Youtube wormhole. This answer is probably vulnerable to lateral thinking, but only around the middle. One issue that seemed to emerge is that players recall obscure modern anecdotal evidence better than famous, but old, evidence; players were able to buzz on the David Lee clue, if I recall correctly. Wonders never cease.

11. Before taking his most famous basketball role, this man had served as Chairman of the Democratic National Committee as well as Postmaster General. Under his guidance the league settled an antitrust suit brought by Oscar Robertson, ending the option clause and granting teams the “right of first refusal”. In his job he was preceded by Walter Kennedy, and before him Maurice Podoloff. He negotiated an agreement which resulted in the nonexistence of the Kentucky Colonels and the Virginia Squires, the ABA-NBA merger of 1976. His reign saw the introduction of the salary cap as well as the three-point line, as well as the NBA’s first appearance on cable. For 10 Points, name this third NBA commissioner, the predecessor of David Stern and for whom the championship trophy is currently named.

ANSWER: Larry O’Brien

Mike Cheyne told me he was able to answer this question due to having taken a political science class where his name came up. Seems fair to me. Since old commissioners didn’t seem like something the field would know much about, this question basically tells the history of the league office.

12. This player shares with Wilt Chamberlain the record for most free throws made in a game, with 28. Nicknamed “The Teacher”, he served a short stint as coach of the Nuggets in 2010 due to George Karl’s illness. Drafted 6th overall by the Buffalo Braves in 1976, after a Rookie of the Year season he was traded to the Indiana Pacers, then to the Lakers and Jazz in short order. He led the league twice in scoring, in 1981 and 1984, and was notable for drawing absurd numbers of foul shots, leading to imbalanced box scores which Bob Ryan named for this player. He led his team in scoring in the 1988 Finals at 21 a game versus the Lakers but would be traded to Dallas the following year for Mark Aguirre. For 10 Points, name this six-time All-Star, an undersized post player who provided scoring for Utah and for the pre-championship Detroit Pistons.

ANSWER: Adrian Dantley

Surprisingly tricky to come up with interesting and buzzable early clues for Mr. Dantley, a star whose memory faded rather rapidly. I really would only be able to buzz off the Pistons clues, myself.

13. The player involved in this March 1996 action scored a career-high 51 points versus the Utah Jazz in December 1995. That player won the Most Improved Player award in 1994, and in a related action covered up the Nike logos on his shows after his shoe deal expired. As a result of this action, two local disc jockeys were sued after blaring “The Star Spangled Banner” in a mosque. The player involved stated “My beliefs are more important than anything. If I have to give up basketball, I will.”, and this incident ended with a compromise where we would join his teammates but look downward and recite a prayer instead. The central player involved was born Chris Jackson and claimed a particular symbol “stood for tyranny and oppression.” For 10 Points, identify this incident where a Denver Nuggets point guard refused to participate in pre-game pro-America pageantry.

ANSWER: Mahmoud Abdul-Rauf not standing during the national anthem (accept clear-knowledge equivalents)

Similarly, not a ton to say about Mr. Abdul-Rauf other than this incident. I thought about writing a TU on Denver upsetting Seattle, but ruled against it, especially since this type of tossup (about a specific, non-basketball moment) doesn’t occur that often in the set.

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14. This shot tied the game it was in at 102, in a game where Happy Hairston scored 6 and Bill Bradley 7. It was followed by an overtime period which the road team won, 9-6; the maker of this shot missed five other shots in overtime. The play preceding this short was a heavily contested made jumper by Dave Debusschere with three seconds remaining. Elgin Baylor fouled out of the game this shot occurred in, which was played in the Great Western Forum, and one team’s leading scorer was Willis Reed with 38. Los Angeles lacked any timeouts, so Wilt Chamberlain inbounded the ball to his team’s shooting guard near the free throw line immediately after Debusschere’s make. For 10 Points, identify this shot, a miraculous heave which tied Game 3 of the 1970 NBA Finals.

ANSWER: Jerry West’s 60-Foot Shot (or halfcourt shot, or descriptor that indicates it was a very long shot attempt)

One crutch I did fall back on several times this tournament was listing stats for bench players when writing tossups on specific games. This is largely because I thought bench players’ names would likely provide more helpful cluing than watching the games and trying to describe specific plays, especially for a 45-year-old game that I’ve never watched, and which I doubt a single member of the field ever has either.

15. This coach once quipped that Tim Frazier’s injury would leave him out for 2 ½ years and that his team needed a “voodoo doctor” when many injuries struck them in 2016. His first lengthy stint was as an assistant under Kevin Loughery in Miami in the early ‘90s, followed by his first head coaching job in Detroit, losing in the first round both years. On a recent Lowe Post, he revealed that Draymond Green owed him money after he managed to dunk by jumping off a padded wall. After serving as an assistant to a championship team, he proclaimed “Tell Mike D’Antoni he’s vindicated! We just kicked everyone’s ass [playing his way]”. He led the Clippers to their short-lived resurgence in the early 2000s, but gained more fame as an assistant and later head coach of the Seven Seconds or Less Suns. For 10 Points, name this current coach of the New Orleans Pelicans.

ANSWER: Alvin Gentry

I didn’t realize at the time that the “voodoo doctor” reference held some relevance to the fact that he was coaching the New Orleans franchise at the time.

16. In Game 6 of this series, one team scored 46 in the 4th quarter to nearly erase a 31-point deficit but still lost by 10. Big man Scott Williams missed the 7th game of this series for elbowing an opposing star in the throat, and Bill Simmons called this the “Earnie Shavers” of crooked series for being memorable if second-rate. Tim Thomas hit 4 threes in a losing effort in Game 4, and Game 6 featured a teammate of his hitting a then-record 9 three-pointers. In Game 5, one team got 18 points from 6th man Eric Snow and won by a single point when Glenn Robinson couldn’t hit from eight feet out as time expired. For 10 Points, what Eastern Conference series saw 44 in Game 7, and 190 points altogether, from MVP Allen Iverson in a matchup between the Bucks and the Sixers?

ANSWER: The 2001 Eastern Conference Finals

One of the several tossups in this set whose idea came right out of Simmons’ TBOB. Unabashedly. I noticed that I wrote fewer specific game TUs about Eastern Conference teams, possibly because I watched mostly Western basketball. And because the East has been mostly hot garbage for the better part of 20 years.

17. Bill Musselman served as coach of this team twice in the early ‘80s. Bill Fitch served as this franchise’s coach in their first season in 1970, on a team headed by Jim Chones and Jim Cleamons. A series of lucky breaks for this team in the 1975-6 season, including Dick Snyder’s last-second shot to beat the Bullets in Game 7 of the Conference Semifinals, was known as the “Miracle of Richfield”. Over the 1982-3 seasons, this team compiled what was, at the time, an NBA-record 24-game losing streak. In the late ‘80s they achieved a run of success after the acquisition of Larry Nance and the drafting of Mark Price, and took Brad Daugherty as the first overall pick in 1986. Their 1989 playoff run featured Craig Ehlo failing to stop a last-second double-pump jump shot that gave the Bulls the series. For 10 Points, name this perennially dismal Central Division Eastern team, the victims of “The Shot” by Michael Jordan.

ANSWER: The Cleveland Cavaliers

If you know this team once played at Richfield Coliseum, that’s a power for you. I believe Naveed answered this question before that clue, which reveals a terrifying knowledge of ‘70s basketball.

18. One player in this game later remarked that the opposition was “on another level-a galaxy far, far away”. One team’s leading scorer was Jean-Jacques da Conceicao (CON-SAY-SOW), who would later play for Benfica Lisboa. This game included an elbowing match between Charles Barkley and Herlander Coimbra; the technical on Barkley would be the only point for one team in a 46-1 run. One team in this game was coached by Victorino Cunha, leading players who mostly played professionally in Portugal; the other by Chuck Daly, and their second-leading scorer in this game was Karl Malone with 19. While this game was deadlocked at 7 early on, at halftime the margin was 64-16. For 10 Points, identify this 116-48 victory, the first basketball game played by a team of professional players from the United States in Olympic basketball.

ANSWER: Dream Team-Angola 1992 (or the America/USA/US-Angola 1992 Olympic basketball game)

Another jittery lead-in, since it was tough to track down information about the Angolan players and their careers. Giving away a Dream Teamer’s name too easy, or revealing the setting outright, would ruin it. Linguistic clues only point to Angola indirectly. A tougher one for the younger players, it seemed.

19. This player was traded as compensation for his former team signing Jim Cleamons and spent the final three years of his career in Cleveland. For seven years he was both an All-Star and 1st team All-Defense at the point guard position, and garnered a nickname based wearing hats reminiscent of a 1967 Warren Beatty and Faye Dunaway film. He was involved in “The Rolls Royce Backcourt” after being paired with fellow guard Earl “the Pearl” Monroe in the early ‘70s. In retirement he took a commentating job opposite Mike Breen where he displays his extensive vocabulary, including rhyming phrases like “dishing and swishing”, “posting and toasting”, and “spinning and winning”. He dropped 36-19-7-5 in the deciding game of the 1970 Finals, the Willis Reed game. For 10 Points, name this star PG for the championship Knicks teams.

ANSWER: Walt “Clyde” Frazier

We continue our Jim Cleamons theme from tossup 17, although it doesn’t affect the course of the question much or reveal anything of note. If you knew Clyde was an excellent defensive PG, you can deduce this fairly quickly. If anything, the film clue should probably have preceded that one.

20. One Slate article traced the origins of most of this phrase to Agatha Christie’s 1922 The Secret Adversary, as well as various business communiqués of the 1980s and 1990s. Paul Pierce used a version of this phrase in a 2011 tweet, before saying “on to Memphis”. Of the six definitions of this phrase on Urban Dictionary, one is astoundingly literal, one is “to fuck someone over”, and the others refer either to masturbation or defecation. In context, this phrase followed a question from Jim Gray after Gray said “You’ve had everybody else biting their nails – so I guess it’s time for them to stop chewing.” Bill Simmons called this “a jack-of-all-trades phrase” which came out of “the most narcissistic television event of the decade”. For 10 Points, what exceedingly malleable phrase emerged out of Lebron James’ free-agency decision to join the Miami Heat?

ANSWER: “Taking my talents to South Beach” (Allow some leeway, but a verb form of “take” must be present)

This answerline was a fun one to google. The first part refers to the subphrase “taking one’s talents”, which can be found a million places before The Decision. I don’t know if it was apparent, but I saved my favorite questions for the ends of packets.

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