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Planner & Divorce Guide

lt;The Sweet Potato Queens' Wedding PlannerYou are cordially invited to attend...The Sweet Potato Queens are bona fide experts at planning a marvelous marriage (and ending one, look below if you're looking for advice on dumping a deadweight hubby!), so who better to provide this handy wedding planner? And even if you're not planning your own nuptials, surely you have dreamt about your perfect day, regardless of whether you've met Mr. Right yet! In this essential manual, you'll learn:How to plan a truly regal wedding What to wear (and what not to wear) to your own wedding, or to anyone else's How to organize the sassiest games and sauciest entertainment for the occasion How to plan and prepare the greasiest, tastiest wedding vittles for your big-ass guestsThe Sweet Potato Queens' Divorce GuideYou are hereby summoned to appear...The Sweet Potato Queens know a thing or two about ending a marriage (and beginning one, look above if you're planning on attaching yourself to the ol' ball and chain!), so who better to provide this crucial divorce guide? Besides, whether you're getting your own personal divorce or not, chances are you'll be calling Mr. Right Mr. I-Don't-Think-So sometime in the future! In this practical handbook, you'll learn: How to survive even the nastiest divorce while maintaining your queenly composure Why it's appropriate, and necessary!, to throw divorce showers and send out divorce announcements Why love is even better the second, third, or fourth time around

Audible Audio Edition Listening Length: 3 hours? and? 10 minutes Program Type: Audiobook Version: Abridged Publisher: Random House Audio Release Date: December 21, 2005 Language: English ASIN: B000E1MW6A Best Sellers Rank: #37 in? Books > Crafts, Hobbies & Home > Weddings > Showers, Parties & Receptions #615 in? Books > Audible Audiobooks > Politics & Current Events > Freedom & Security #1604 in? Books > Politics & Social Sciences > Politics & Government > Specific Topics > Intelligence & Espionage

This hilarious reference is a one-stop relationship shopper's dream: start from the front and it's a

wedding planner; flip the book over and it's a divorce guide. Boasting "around thirteen marriages and eight divorces?"so far?"not to mention more than 300 combined years of valuable experience," Browne and her fellow Queens offer sage advice, dire warnings and sidesplitting anecdotes for women who could use "some sympathy, some understanding, some refreshments and a little f*cking help around here." Between offering tips on how to save money on weddings and avoid manslaughter charges during divorces, Browne also teaches her own language course in Southern-speak, which she dubs "Y'allbonics," and shares recipes encouraging "balloonia" over bulimia.As funny as Browne can be, her powerful underlying message has always been preaching empowerment to women who feel they have no options ("Quit investing your life in a relationship that's bringing you only minimal returns. Don't be skeert of going for more").AND NOW A REVIEW OF THE AUDIOBOOK READ BY JILL CONNER BROWNE:Brown's fifth outing shows no sign of wearing out her welcome as the Southern fried guru of belles past 40 but never past their prime.Browne justifies her one-stop shopping approach to relationships (which combines advice on planning nuptials as well as tearing them asunder) by quipping, "Statistically, 100% of all divorces do start with weddings."Browne's audiobooks are laugh-out-loud, steer-your-car-off-the-road listening experiences. But the reason there are nearly 4,800 worldwide chapters of Sweet Potato Queens is because she uses her wild and irreverent humor to empower and embolden her readers.

Sweet Potato Mama Cookbook: The Savory Gluten Free Healthy Ecofriendly Side of the World's Most Nutritious Food: The Cholesterol Free Sweet Potato (Sweet Potato Mama Cookbooks Book 1) One Potato! Two Potato!: Family Favorite Potato & Sweet Potato Recipes! (Southern Cooking Recipes Book 17) The Sweet Potato Queens' Wedding Planner & Divorce Guide Wedding Planning : Every Bride's Essential Wedding Guide: Plan The Perfect Wedding And Avoid Potential Mistakes (Wedding Planning Guide, Wedding Planner, Wedding Tips, Wedding Celebration) Make Your Wedding Budget Go Further: Learn Wedding Planner Secrets To High Quality, Cheap Weddings Through Effective Wedding Planning (wedding favors, ... wedding magazines, wedding bouquets,) A Collection of the Best Sweet Potato Recipes: Tasty and Healthy Sweet Potato Recipes Wedding Planning Guide: A Practical, on a Budget Guide to a Sweet and Affordable Wedding Celebration: Wedding ideas, Wedding tips, Step by Step Wedding Planning Wedding Planning: Affordable and Practical Wedding Guide for Planning The Best Wedding Celebration - Creative Wedding Ideas Wedding Decorations - Wedding ... Accessories (Weddings by Sam Siv Book 1) Wedding Planning: How To Plan Your Dream Wedding - The Ultimate Guide To Planning An Affordable, Beautiful Wedding On A Budget (Wedding, Wedding Ideas Decorations, Wedding Budget) Wedding Planning

on a Budget: The Ultimate Wedding Planner and Wedding Organizer to Help Plan Your Dream Wedding on a Budget: Weddings by Sam Siv, Book 24 Wedding Planning - 25 Essentials: The Ultimate Guide for Selecting Dresses, Cakes and Decorations on a Budget (Wedding Planning, Wedding Registry, Wedding ... Rings, Wedding Reception, Getting Married) The Michigan Divorce Book: A Guide to Doing an Uncontested Divorce Without an Attorney Without Minor Children (Michigan Divorce Book Without Minor Children) The Girlfriends' Guide To a Crystal Clear Bride: No-Nonsense Wedding Tips and Advice from an Expert Wedding Planner for the Ultimate Wedding Experience Divorce & Money: How to Make the Best Financial Decisions During Divorce (Divorce and Money) Ask the Wedding Planner: What Everyone is Asking about Weddings, Wedding Planning and Wedding Etiquette Vintage Recipes: 46 Delicious Potato Recipes - Potato Recipes from 1945 Wedding Decoration Ideas - Wedding Planning On A Budget, Cheap Wedding Decorating Ideas DIY Outdoor or Indoor Wedding Book The DIY Wedding: How to Bootstrap Your Way to the Perfect Wedding (Wedding Dress, Wedding Planning, Invitations, Centrepieces, Favours) The Wedding Ceremony Planner: The Essential Guide to the Most Important Part of Your Wedding Day Bride's Wedding Planner: The Perfect Guide to the Perfect Wedding

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