Transitional Video #2 - Mountain Grove Church



Transitional Video #2 (Live Option)SFX: “Scotland the Brave” on bagpipesM.C. Haggis and Shamus McFamus (in Scottish garb) enter doing a little dance. They are dead serious. When the music is cut (abruptly) they strike a tragically awkward hip-hop pose. Then, Haggis comes downstage towards the audience to speak while Shamus stays behind.M.C. HAGGISHello. My name is M.C. Haggis and I am the world’s greatest Scottish rapper. That’s right. I got rhymes so sick you’ll need a bottle of Pepto? to keep listening. And back there behind me is the meanest, coolest, most talented beat boxer in Scotland, Shamus McFamus. Isn’t that right, Shamus?SHAMUS MCFAMUSAye.M.C. HAGGISGive ’em a wee taste of what you can do.Shamus does one second of bad beat boxing.M.C. HAGGIS (CONT’D)Whoa! That was pretty good. And, between you and me, he seems to have the spitting problem under control now. (To Shamus) Way to say it and not spray it. Now when we’re rappin’ you won’t spit in my—SHAMUS MCFAMUSAye?M.C. HAGGISYep. SHAMUS MCFAMUSAye.M.C. HAGGISAnywho, Shamus and I were talkin’, ain’t that right, Shamus?SHAMUS MCFAMUSAye. M.C. HAGGISAnd we were talkin’ about givin’ gifts to each other at Christmas time, ain’t that right, Shamus?SHAMUS MCFAMUSAye.M.C. HAGGISAnd we discovered we both like to wrap our Christmas gifts, ain’t that right, Shamus?SHAMUS MCFAMUSAye!M.C. HAGGISWho doesn’t, right?SHAMUS MCFAMUSAye.M.C. HAGGISI thought you just said you did.SHAMUS MCFAMUSAye.M.C. HAGGISOh. Sorry. Misunderstood you for a second. I thought you were sayin’ … never mind. Anywho, Shamus and I started talking about wrapping a gift and realized that the kiddos out there might not know why it’s important to wrap a gift, or even HOW to wrap a gift. Isn’t that right, Shamus?SHAMUS MCFAMUSAye?M.C. HAGGISSo we thought, who better to teach the kiddos how to wrap … than a rapper? When we were on our recent 7-block tour, we had this great idea.SHAMUS MCFAMUSAye.M.C. HAGGISShamus, let me tell it! When he gets excited he just keeps talkin’. Anywho, we’re going to drop a rhyme on you for Christmas that is going to be on our first album, our next tour, and my second cousin’s house. Hit it!“MC Haggis Wrap It Up (BGV)” - (provided)Shamus beat boxes while Haggis raps.M.C. HAGGIS(spoken to rhythm)Alright … Kick it!One, two, three, four!Come on! Come on!Now put your hands up, now put ‘em down.Put your hands up, now put ‘em down.Okay now, keep them down ‘cause I’m about to start rappin’. Alright?So keep your ears open.M.C. HAGGIS(rapping)First I get a gift for my mama or a friendThen I bring it home, don’t forget it at the store againBut I gotta find a way to hide the giftIn a way that’s really, really festive’Cause the box the item that I bought came inGives away the present hidin’ deep within’SHAMUS MCFAMUSAye!M.C. HAGGIS(rapping)Want my gift to be a big surpriseSHAMUS MCFAMUSAye.M.C. HAGGIS(rapping)Need to give it a nice disguiseSHAMUS MCFAMUSAye.M.C. HAGGIS(rapping)Wanna put it ’neath the Christmas treeSHAMUS MCFAMUSAye.M.C. HAGGIS(rapping)Wanna cover it in red and green.Wrap it up!SHAMUS MCFAMUSAye! Aye!M.C. HAGGIS(rapping)Wrap it up! Wrap it up!SHAMUS MCFAMUSAye! Aye!M.C. HAGGIS(rapping)Wrap it up! Wrap it up!SHAMUS MCFAMUSAye! Aye!M.C. HAGGIS(rapping)Wrap it up!To give someone a Christmas gift you got to wrap it up!M.C. HAGGIS(spoken interjection)Ha, ha! Did you get that?The rapper’s talkin’ about wrappin’.That’s a pun. Kind of funny, right?No? Oh, well.M.C. HAGGIS(rapping)Gift wrappin’s easy; get a roll of Scotch? tapeBuy a pair of scissies and cut a square of some pape-ERThen you fold the paper overThen put some tape on every cornerDon’t forget the most important partThe gift goes on the paper before you startSHAMUS MCFAMUSAye!M.C. HAGGIS(rapping)Wanna hide the gift that hides insideSHAMUS MCFAMUSAye!M.C. HAGGIS(rapping)Wanna it to be a big surprise!SHAMUS MCFAMUSAye!M.C. HAGGIS(rapping)Gonna put it ’neath the Christmas tree.SHAMUS MCFAMUSAye!M.C. HAGGIS(rapping)Gonna still make it look prettyWrap it up!SHAMUS MCFAMUSAye! Aye!M.C. HAGGIS(rapping)Wrap it up! Wrap it up!SHAMUS MCFAMUSAye! Aye!M.C. HAGGIS(rapping)Wrap it up! Wrap it up!SHAMUS MCFAMUSAye! Aye!M.C. HAGGIS(rapping)Wrap it up!To give someone a Christmas gift you got to wrap it upM.C. HAGGIS(spoken)Now you can use many things to wrap a gift like newspaper or tinfoil … large sheets of burlap … a quilt … maybe even very, very bendy metal. But never, ever use kale.SHAMUS MCFAMUSAye?M.C. HAGGIS(spoken)Yeah, it doesn’t keep. And it smells like old toes.SHAMUS MCFAMUSAyyyyyyeee!M.C. HAGGIS(spoken)Or you can use some wrapping paper to, you know … do this.M.C. HAGGIS(rapping)One, two, three, four—wrap it up!SHAMUS MCFAMUSAAAAAYYYEEEE!M.C. HAGGIS(rapping)Wrap it up! Wrap it up! SHAMUS MCFAMUSAAAAAYYYEEEE!M.C. HAGGIS(rapping)Wrap it up! Wrap it up! SHAMUS MCFAMUSAAAAAYYYEEEE!M.C. HAGGIS(rapping)Wrap it up!To give someone a Christmas gift you got to wrap it upWrap it up!SHAMUS MCFAMUSAAAAAYYYEEEE!M.C. HAGGIS(rapping)Wrap it up! Wrap it up!SHAMUS MCFAMUSAAAAAYYYEEEE!M.C. HAGGIS(rapping)Wrap it up! Wrap it up!SHAMUS MCFAMUSAAAAAYYYEEEE!M.C. HAGGIS(rapping)Wrap it up!To give someone a Christmas gift you got to wrap it up!M.C. HAGGIS(spoken)Yeah, wrap it up like a rapper. You gotta keep wrappin’. Wrap, wrap, wrappin’.Hey, by the way, if you use scissors or ‘scissies’, make sure to keep the point down children. ‘Cause if you fall down it could hurt. It could hit ya right in the …SHAMUS MCFAMUSAye.M.C. HAGGIS(spoken)That’s right Shamus! So safety first. Okay … WORD!Strike a pose.After song, M.C. Haggis and Shamus exit. ................
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