SCENE 11 #11 WHAT IF PUGSLEY WHAT IF SHE NEVER TORTURES ME ANYMORE ...
SCENE 11
(IN-ONE WITH PUGSLEY AND GRANDMA)
#11 WHAT IF
PUGSLEY
WHAT IF SHE NEVER TORTURES ME ANYMORE? HOW WOULD I MANAGE? WHAT IF SHE NEVER NAILS MY TONGUE TO THE BATHROOM FLOOR?
l WHAT IF SHE WALKS AWAY
LEAVING ME A-OK,
a HIDING EACH POWER TOOL
WHY WOULD SHE BE SO CRUEL?
s n I COULD STAB MY ARM MYSELF u COULD RIP MY TONSILS OUT er tio COULD SET MY HAIR AFLAME
I COULD SPRAY MY EYES WITH MACE BUT FACE THE FACT, WITHOUT HER, IT WOULDN'T BE THE SAME...
P c (GRANDMA enters, pulling her wagon of u vials and bottles.)
GRANDMA
W d (a cappella)
ALWAYS LOOK ON THE BRIGHT SIDE OF LIFE
o (Whistling)
R r START
[MUSIC CONTINUES]
T p Hi, Grandma.
PUGSLEY
r Hey, stud. How's life?
GRANDMA
fo Too long.
PUGSLEY
ot Tell me about it.
GRANDMA
N[MUSIC OUT]
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PUGSLEY Hold on. What're you doing?
GRANDMA Restocking. Grandma's Private Stash. Herbs, potions and remedies. Nature's candy, no prescription needed.
What's that one?
PUGSLEY
l Peyote.
GRANDMA
a What's it do?
PUGSLEY
s n GRANDMA
Makes you run around naked in the woods.
eru tio What about this one?
PUGSLEY
GRANDMA
P c Bookoo leaf. You got someone giving you a hard time?
u Maybe.
PUGSLEY
W d GRANDMA
Sprinkle a little of this on his toast, an hour later he's
o in a padded room, screaming "I am Spartacus!"
R r PUGSLEY T p Grandma ?
[MUSIC IN] what if there was this girl who met this person and he's
r all like "Hey, it's the Pugster. What up, little man?" and
she's all like "golly" and "we're gonna go now" and they're
fo running away together. What would you give her?
GRANDMA Nothing. She's your sister. Be happy for her.
t PUGSLEY o But what if she doesn't get rid of him? What if all the N good times are already behind me?
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GRANDMA That's life, kid. You lose the thing you love.
PUGSLEY Tell me about it.
(picks up another bottle from the cart) What's this one?
GRANDMA
(grabs bottle from Pugsley) Acrimonium!
You wanna stay away from this baby.
al Why?
PUGSLEY
GRANDMA
s n Takes the lid off the id. Brings out the dark side.
eru tio Whaddaya mean?
PUGSLEY
GRANDMA One swig of this and Mary Poppins turns into Medea.
P c PUGSLEY u I don't understand your references.
W d GRANDMA
Well, stop the damn texting and pick up a book once in a
while.
o (then) R r Now, quit whining about your sister. Start thinking about
you
and how you're gonna live your life.
T p (waxing rhapsodic)
Time, my dear, is a thief. She'll steal your soul and flee
on little fairy wings.
r (then, abruptly)
And stay outta my shit or I'll rip your leg off and bury it
fo in the back yard.
(and) I love you.
t END
(As GRANDMA exits, PUGSLEY swipes the Acrimonium from her cart.)
o PUGSLEY
WEDNESDAY WILL DRINK AND THEN
N SHE'LL BE HERSELF AGAIN
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