Trash Quizbowl Packet Archive



COMMUNITY: It’s Streets Ahead!All questions by Drew Scheeler.tossups plus a written quiz activity.1. This song describes a little boy who can’t go where the others do because of his looks and earlier mentions a man in a silk suit who hurries by. An unintentional parody of this song describes how “Annie believes in me” and mention “standing in the bookstore line, waiting for the bell to chime.” Pierce plagiarizes this song’s piano melody for the new Greendale school song, which is also heavily sampled in the Tupac song Changes. For 10 points identify this song that describes how “some things will never change… but don’t you believe them,” the most lasting hit for Bruce Hornsby and the Range.ANSWER: The Way it Is2. One behind-the-scenes video about a guest star appearing in a scene with these urges viewers to watch Community “on if the recession got u for ur cable.”One song about these is taken from the Songs in the Key of Realness album and describes putting on one’s highest heels and shortest skirt. That song is performed by Urbana Champaign, as played by television drag personality Shangela who sings “I’ve got a pocket full of [these items.]” These are the best device for concealing one’s penis. Pierce’s family makes their fortune, for 10 points, by selling what sanitary product? ANSWER: Hawthorne Wipes or Hawthorne Moist Towlettes or Hawthornes3. The first of these reveals the subject had to pay late fees on a BluRay copy of Dan in Real Life he kept for a few extra days and laments that video jockeys don’t watch movies anymore. That work also mentions an unseen “outfit of the day” companion series. The second of these reveals that “Sexy Dreadlocks Guy” lives with a certain student and features a potato chip shaped like a duck. One subject of these works is $5.99 at Kroger and leads the tester to exclaim “the cheese is good, the sauce is good too!” For 10 points, Eugenio’s Frozen Four Cheese Pizza and Let’s Potato Chips have been the subjects of what internet segment hosted by a curmudgeonly Greendale student?ANSWER: Leonard’s Youtube Food Reviews [or any clear knowledge equivalent]4. During a montage set to the second movement of Layla, this character leaves a note saying “you should have appreciated me.” This character first appears after Troy asks this character “isn’t it cool being friends with the biggest man on campus”? Troy later says “he has more lactic acid than us” and “you’ll be begging for his company come Tuesday.” This character can do whatever he wants with his Twitter account and was named following a contest. It’s not Ben Chang but this character has lived in the Greendale vents where he stole the group’s pen. For 10 points, identify this character played by Crystal, a monkey named for Alison Brie’s character’s mammaries.ANSWER: Annie’s Boobs5. After a conflict concerning this issue is resolved a character opens a drawer to reveal a gun and a book featuring Fred Berry on the cover. This idea was the subject of a critical interpretation that traces a character’s genealogy all the way back to Caesar and an argument over this idea leads Professor Peter Sheffield to exclaim “I am not a fan, I am not a groupie, I am an academic.” That Stephen Topolowski character is upset after Abed posits the answer to this question as “Angela, not Tony Micelli” as most viewers assume. For 10 points identify this title question of a Tony Danza television series.ANSWER: Who’s the Boss? [or Who Was the Boss? or any question mentioning the Boss]6. Jeff admits “you can banter if you want to banter, but I’m leaving for lunch” shortly after the first appearance of this phrase which is described as verbal wildfire and first applied to Abed’s social skills. Annie questions if this phrase means “cool, or refers to miles” to which another character responds “if you have to ask you’re” the opposite of this; that character also announces he’s “been there, coined that.” For 10 points, identify this attempted catchphrase of Pierce that refers to upcoming roads, the opposite of streets behind.ANSWER: streets ahead7. One person at this event asks “which way is the picnic?” after he mentions “ants, who vomit chemicals into each other’s mouths to communicate”; that character confesses to calling a phone sex line and saying he weighs 400 pounds to feel loved. A recount of the death of Chad is pivotal to this event, where one character orders a spritzer. During this event one character delivers a monologue explaining a fateful trip to California in which he visits the set of Cougar Town and poops his pants. Occurring at the same time as a Pulp Fiction party, for 10 points identify this event featuring Joel McHale and Danny Pudi, an homage to a film featuring Wallace Shaun and Andre BretonANSWER: ANY clear knowledge equivalent mentioning Jeff and Abed’s dinner during the Pulp Fiction party which is actually a parody of My Dinner with Andre from the Critical Film Studies episode.[NOTE TO MODERATOR: Be prepared to immediately respond with “His Name is Alex!” once the following tossup is answered.]8. This character makes Amanda cry after he tells her she can’t fix anything because she’s a musical theatre major and later faces trouble from the ‘Pantalones Caliente.’ This character teams with Abed and plays a certain prince in a series of videos for Chang’s Spanish class. He loses his seat in Biology class after asking Professor Kane if they could go “Breaking Bad” together and gave Magda herpes. In his most recent appearance this character is seen with blond hair and a book reading “How to Fake Your Death” in reference to a recent meth lab explosion in the back of his car. Played by Dino Stamatopolous, for 10 points identify this middle-aged Greendale student, lizard handler and drug dealer. ANSWER: Alex Osbourne [begrudgingly accept Starburns but emphatically respond with “HIS NAME IS ALEX!”] 9. In one appearance these are mentioned as being “awkwardly avoided” by Jonathan, whose homosexuality is confirmed when he shows no interest in these. In addition to that essay from Worst Laid Plans, one internet exclusive video reveals a “kinship” between these and their performer, leading that actress to wish she could experience these outside her body as well. These are featured in the lower half of various scenes set at the study table and an internet search suggests that these have a 32C measurement. Inspiring the name of an aforementioned monkey character, for 10 points identify this pair on a certain actress. ANSWER: Annie’s Boobs [or Alison Brie’s Breasts or any clear knowledge equivalent]10. This character is the subject of a comic book that sees him defeat the Snake Man which was included with the Season One DVD box set. At Troy’s 21st birthday party, Troy receives a Detroit-set sequel featuring this character, who wears a metal gauntlet and lives in the future year of 2006 on an Earth ravaged by nuclear war. For 10 points identify this fictional action hero in the Community universe, a cybernetically enhanced police officer who punches with the power of kicks.ANSWER: Kickpuncher11. WARNING, EXACT ANSWER REQUIRED. This first appears shortly after Leonard asks “where’s all the white women at” and Chang introduces a character who was almost named Poochie. This is the answer to “so you’re saying you did check out a key but it was inside your backpack, but someone stole it off a table in the library while you were using the bathroom and you haven’t seen it since”? This phrase alternates with Leonard’s burps in “the political showdown of the century” and is partially uttered after the speaker sacrifices himself by jumping over a paint bomb. This quote originates from a one man “par-tay” who raises his hands in the air. For 10 points, identify this repetitive, onomatopoeic phrase associated with Magnitude, something that might happen if you heat up two corn kernels in rapid succession. ANSWER: Pop! Pop!12. People associated with this collective are stronger, faster and have higher sperm counts… even in their women. One person acting on behalf of this organization shoots Pavel and falls victim to Pierce who claims he is having a heart attack. This employer of the Black Rider has a logo featuring three buildings in a phallic arrangement. Troy and Abed steal a goat from this place and star debater Jeremy Simmons attends classes here. For 10 points identify this chief enemy of Greendale, another community college run by Dean Stephen Spreck and named for its urban location. ANSWER: City College13. This causes one character to remark “pack yourself with peanuts and really be satisfied” for snickering, while one element of this work symbolizes the crossroads of ideas. Annie confesses that the Greendale Seven were responsible for the winning anonymous submission, which contains three intersecting black arrows in the middle of a pink field with the words “E Pluribus Anus.” For 10 points, identify this school banner and representation of the human asshole.ANSWER: the Greendale school Flag14. Sailboats are followed by Canadian geese and snowy mountains towards the end of this scene. This scene opens with a character promising “this is going to be fun, or else” and threatens his companion with doing the same thing next Saturday if he doesn’t cooperate. One character is seen making paint angels and playing the piano with hula dancers at his side while this song plays while another character sings “Jesus loves marijuana… and drinking human blood” in counterpoint. This montage features sublime imagery of mountains appearing behind Jeffrey and the Dean thanks to a green screen. For 10 points, identify this karaoke performance set to a song from the Batman and Robin soundtrack, orignally performed by Seal.ANSWER: Jeffrey and the Dean performing Kiss From a Rose at karaoke15. These are the perfect beginning to the first day of class according to Jeff, who later suggests that Abed find a nice girl and take her to a place that makes these. Britta is called the new Pierce because of these, while Abed is instantly able to count thirteen of these after they fall on the floor. Britta tells Troy she is an expert on these because she lived in New York and Shirley first brings these to the study room one morning with coffee. Britta is incapable of pronouncing, for 10 points, the name of what round foodstuff, a bread often served toasted with cream cheese? ANSWER: Bagel 16. Outside of Community, Wikipedia implies that Charles Revson and John Barry Ryan III have performed this action, while John McDonald is presumed to have performed this action prior to the birth of his daughter. The switch of season three’s third and fourth episodes leads to a slight continuity error in the reaction to the first mention of this event. In the prime timeline, Troy says that Jeff sucks harder than the toilet in an airplane bathroom, reminding Pierce of this incident. For 10 points, identify this action which Pierce swears happened between him and the singer of Santa Baby, a torrid airplane bathroom romance with one of television’s Catwomen.ANSWER: having sex with Eartha Kitt17. The leader of this group is described as “human fro yo” and asks you “don’t call [him] late to dinner unless you’re serving Brussels sprouts!” Jeff remarks that this group’s leader let himself down after leaving home in a sweater vest. During the first paintball assassin game, these people hide in a tree on the quad, luring players like Annie who responds “that is uninspired” after being shot. Members of this collective are last seen at Westside Hospital recovering from a collective nervous breakdown and this club is always this close to Regionals. For 10 points, identify this school club run by Cory Radison, whose members died in a bus crash and who perform “Hit Me With Your Best Shot” in their first appearance leading Jeff to question why they don’t sing original material.ANSWER: Greendale Glee Club18. This non-Community character is first invoked by Professor Slater who cannot remember Britta’s name asking if “the blonde’s name is bitter or butter” while in the following season this character is once again referenced when Britta asks if Jeff will wear another “stripy, turquoise number” inspired by this character. Along with NPR podcasts, the soundtrack to this film is on Britta’s iTunes and this character walks behind Annie after the third mention of his name. For 10 points, identify this Michael Keaton film character who, like in a Tim Burton film, appears in the background after his name is invoked three times. ANSWER: Beetlejuice19. One newspaper discussing these items features a “headline in reference to Watergate, not the 1994 Sci-Fi film.” Abed describes the gang as wolves after they have enough of these to prove it and, after explaining supply and demand, Jeff describes victory as tasting like these. The Greendale seven stop being a family and start being a family (in italics) because of these. Troy posits that if God were edible –and if it were cool to eat God – then God would be one of these, while Annie thinks these are the only good thing in the cafeteria. For 10 points identify this foodstuff central to Contemporary American Poultry.ANSWER: Chicken Fingers<halftime>20. This production is directed by Professor Garrity and features a man rapping “someone drop an Old Testament beat” shortly before yelling driedel. The only number revealed from this show mentions how “it’s hard to be Jewish in Russia, yo” and is performed by Troy. For 10 points identify this Greendale premiere work, an all-black adaptation of a Broadway musical about Yente and Tevye.ANSWER: Fiddla Please!21. Warning: two answers required. The first class is described as like a “redhead who drinks scotch and loves Die Hard… you should all get her number” and is Jeff Winger’s second semester pick for best blowoff class. The second class takes place on the Nosecandy, recently purchased from government auction, and taught by Professor Slaughter. The former class’s professor calls his students “my little blueberries” and describes how he will not tolerate “guy on girl, girl on guy, or guy on guy.” As captain of the later class, Shirley leaves Pierce out at sea to die. For 10 points, identify these two concurrent classes, one that takes place on a boat in the parking lot, the other in a studio where the only rule is “no reenacting the scene from Ghost.”ANSWER: Sailing and Beginners Pottery 22. Jeff notes his favorite holiday tradition of “trimming the hellraiser” when this character appears dressed for the holidays and early versions of this character were inspired by a falcon with a penis and Pierce as the Vitruvian man. This character’s outfit falls somewhere between Seal and Seal’s teeth and this character replaces a grizzly bear because the Dean thinks that Greendale students have been called animals their entire lives. This character reflects the diversity of our species and, thanks to Pierce’s direction, this character does not have pan-asian eyefolds or an Irish chin. For 10 points, identify this person in a white zentai suit, the ethnically-neutral and politically correct Greendale school mascot. ANSWER: Greendale Human Being23. An oil painting of a forest lies above a sofa at this character’s childhood home while in another appearance this character explains that all creatures die which results in “something.” This character tells Garrett to “go kill John Lennon again, you loser” and describes a “good ole fashioned tantrum” as the expected result of this character’s principle. This character and Chang each have a restraining order on the other. He replaces June Bauer despite not knowing what anthropology means and this former resident of Islington frequently and erroneously announces that he has stopped drinking. For 10 points name this psychology professor, a British expatriate played by John Oliver. ANSWER: Dr. Ian Duncan 24. One member of this group is described as a bucket of “piss and secrete, a dog’s sneeze in Reeboks” and these characters are entranced by the SkullCracker 2000 and a free college credit. These people are frightened off by black lights and glow paint, ride on scooters, use stun batons and have misplaced sexual frustrations. Britta tells one member “I’ve got a new flavored lip balm, meet me at Chili’s in ten minutes” and is told to never seduce a child again. For 10 points, identify this security detail first hired at a bar mitzvah party, the underlings of a certain Greendale Spanish prof-turned-dictator.ANSWER: the Changlourious Basterds or Chang’s Guard [or clear knowledge equivalents]25. One member of this group named Pablo was huffed up on paint thinners and arrested for forging church relics. The first person seen in this group made the change from coffee to green tea because of the antioxidants. One person with this distinction “has nothing to prove or disprove about himself, or to himself,” and had a bolt lodged in his brain that makes him unable to feel shame, the carnival worker Blade. Despite being freakbuddies, Jeff has never officially become a member of this group. For 10 points, identify these men, paramours of a certain pseudo-feminist. ANSWER: exboyfriends of Britta26. This character was the President of Greendale’s Ceramics Club in 1993 and Jeff films his scenes for the new Greendale video with this character who asks “what the fuck is that?” after seeing the possum in the Dean’s office and later causes the Dean to burn his diploma. He loves Greendale because he “got laid like crazy” and Abed wants to ask this character about “Carlito’s Way, The Cowboy Way, The Hard Way and Q and A.” Dean Pelton tells this man “I loved you in… IMDB.” A golden effigy of this “celebrated actor and model Puerto Rican American” stands on Greendale’s quad. For 10 points, identify this most notable Greendale alum. ANSWER: Luis Guzman 27. Wearing rainbow suspenders and a light-up tie does not accomplish this task, but asking for a birthday cake at the coffee shop does. Another character is warned she’ll “die alone with sweater-wearing cats who are trained to use human toilets“ if she can’t do this. A John Michael Higgins character promises “only when we stop stopping our lives can we begin to start starting them “when espousing this. This idea first appears after a character tells his class to “open your textbooks to page 37, now close them and throw them away” and Professor Whitman grades his classes based only on a student’s ability to do this. For 10 points, identify this action that Jeff almost fails accounting over, a common English translation of carpe diem. ANSWER: seizing the day [accept word forms like seize the day and day seizing also accept living in the moment and carpe diem until mentioned]28. General description okay. Pierce listens to a Wesley Snipes-narrated audiobook here. Britta used to “pray” here in high school, while Shirley notes its designers were probably on cocaine. Abed’s father never allowed him to visit here because of threats to his falafel stand. Jeff notes that this survived both “the 1980s and a transient who likes to collect severed doll heads.” It’s not Hawkthorne but this place is controlled by an 8-bit character, a systematic android named SANDERS who seals the door just as KFC seals in a chicken’s flavor. For 10 points, identify this former exhibit at the Greendale County Museum, acquired to compete with City College’s Cosmic Pioneer.ANSWER: The Kentucky Fried Chicken Eleven Herbs and Space Experience [accept the Greendale space shuttle simulator or any clear knowledge equivalent]29. During an interview before season three Joel McHale jokes that this character was to be played by former UN Secretary General Boutros-Boutros Ghali. During a roleplay exercise Britta, speaking on behalf of this character, suggests this character is a closet homosexual who wears a wig. This character marries Doreen Fitzgerald and was born in Oklahoma City, 1945, most recently residing in Dorchester. Dan Harmon wanted this character to be played by Bill Murray and Jeff describes this character as a two-bit conman of little substance, leading him to beat up Pierce who hides in a towncar impersonating this man. For 10 points identify this so-far-unseen relative.ANSWER: William Winger [or Jeff’s Father but not Jeff himself]30. This character wonders “so, do you go to school nearby?” and later asks “would you mind passing me the pepper?” because “this salmon is really good.” Britta reveals she was nostalgic from a very early age when discussing VHS tapes with this character, who first appears after Jeff claims that money can’t just make people magically appear. Another character screams “set phasers to love me” and “a picture can’t disappoint” in reference to this actor. After a companion is too scared to eat, this actor states “more fish for Kunte.” For 10 points, identify this guest star who terrorizes Troy and sings “butterfly in the sky, I can go twice as high,” the former host of Reading Rainbow.ANSWER: LeVar Burton31. WARNING: TWO ANSWERS REQUIRED. An event featuring these cost hundreds of dollars and resulted in over twelve transfers. Britta initiates a devious sexual act without Subway’s consent in one of these, while these first come to the Dean’s attention after he searches for the record lengths of things. One commander says “they have drawn first blood, we will draw first blood part two“ during this conflict which is solved by magical friendship hats. For 10 points identify these competing construction methods featured in a Ken Burns parody, garrisons made using soft materials found in bedrooms including Blanketsburg and Pillowtown. ANSWER: Blanket Forts and Pillow Forts [either order]32. A cease and desist letter sent to Travis Richey has cancelled non-canon appearances of this character who sometimes works with Geneva and Rosamund. This character is said to know that which is unknown and is duty bound to protect the innocent unremarkables. This character’s primary enemies yell “eradicate”! This character rides the X7 dimensioniser, calls on the assistance of Constable Reggie and his catchphrase is “the question isn’t where, but when.” For 10 points, identify this professional who defeats the Blorgons, a fourth-dimensional intergalactic traveler inspired by Doctor Who.ANSWER: Inspector Spacetime33. This event includes a character that jump on a series of cars ending with the subject getting tasered while the theme music plays. During this event, one character’s sarcasm leads him to be eaten by bugs for being a “smug douche” and a “greedy shallow hipster.”A wizard appears to lead an expedition to a planet with a 7% cinnamon atmosphere during this event. Ending in the Cave of Frozen Memories and featuring Brittabot, Troy Soldier and Jeff in the Box, for 10 points identify this psychotic break homage to Rankin Bass stop motion.ANSWER: Abed’s (Stop Motion) Uncontrollable Christmas34. Distillation through logic and recombination through objective observation leads to over 7000 uses for this place, while a tissue box introduces empathy into this system, “breaking” Abed. Troy and Abed use this to de-whimsify themselves in advance of Shirley’s Wedding. This place is able to simulate Troy and Britta’s lunchdate and this room is black with orange tape stripes forming a grid pattern but can transform into any imaginable place. For 10 points identify this fantasy room in Troy and Abed’s apartment, an emporium for dreams. ANSWER: Abed and Troy’s Dreamatorium35. He plays the trumpet in Kelvin and the Zeroes and this character grows a beard and a ponytail while he’s going through “some stuff.” In his first appearance this character is blasted for purchasing a new cappuccino machine for the break room before he reveals that alumni donations from his division compose 80% of the school’s total. This character is killed by Murray after Murray creates a Freon leak. For 10 points identify this Vice Dean of Greendale’s Air Conditioning Repair annex, played by John Goodman.ANSWER: Vice Dean Laybourne 36. During this song Shirley channels Jack Nicholson in The Shining by raising her had to her face and screaming “here’s brownies!” Green Day starts playing during this non-Green Day song, leading Senor Chang to dance with his wife. Pierce uses hand movements to help Shirley remember the script to her class presentation while Abed sings “even though I know how very far apart we are, it helps to think we may be wishing on the same bright star.” “If love can see us through, then we’ll be together… out where dreams come true” according to the lyrics of this song. For 10 points identify this song that brings Fievel out of the wall, a duet between Troy and Abed originally from the soundtrack to An American Tail.ANSWER: Somewhere Out There37. Britta wonders why one set of characters at this event are “beleaguered” to which the rest of the group blurts “who cares”! While participating, Troy asks “isn’t there something to Jenga?” here. One participant was born stout of heart but large of bone and after giving all of his books to Jeff the gang organizes this event to keep that character from killing himself. Chang wears a white wig and paints himself black for this event. Annie becomes Hector the Well-Endowed for the duration of this event, while one item from this event is one of a kind and took ten years and fifty campaigns to acquire. For 10 points, identify this event where Greendale Seven and Fat Neill participate in a role playing game with DM Abed. ANSWER: Dungeons and Dragons38. Shortly after the first mention of this event, Britta speaks of “the fascist oligarchists raping the rainforest to make burgers” before lamenting “I haven’t been tear-gassed in so long!” Toward the end of this event the Greendale Seven parody “I’m Spartacus” with “I farted.” Britta appears smashing with a globe with red paint in a cage outside of this event while Lionel Richie’s “Hello” plays. Members of this organization advised by Professor Cligoris are experts at using high minded rhetoric, empty gestures, and fostering unity. The end goal of this team is total world peace. For 10 points identify this organization where Jeff represents Uruguay and Troy represents Georgia, previously headed by Kofi Annan.ANSWER: Greendale Model United NationsWriter’s Note: The following questions are ideas and answerlines that couldn’t sustain full tossups, so I turned them into one line quiz questions. At HSNCT I played the following questions as a pub quiz style write-down-your-answers-and-trade-sheets-to-grade-at-the-end-of-the-set event. I also skipped the “level one” questions and started with “level two,” as the first set doesn’t require any real knowledge of Community to answer. The National Community Human Bee-ing1. “My hands are so clean, at this moment, I am stapling” appears in the Dean’s rendition of what Dexy’s Midnight Runners song?ANSWER: Come on Eileen2. What items are revealed to have holes in them at the Greendale STD fair? Annie is afraid to place one of these on a man’s hoohaw.ANSWER: condoms3. In a scene set to Warren Zevon’s Werewolves of London, Jeff plays a strip variation of what game against Coach Bogner?ANSWER: Pool or Billiards4. Prior to being injured in a kegflip, Troy was being scouted for this sport. Dean Pelton bribes Jeffrey to convince Troy to join Greendale’s team. ANSWER: Football5. Britta’s Disciplinary Tribunal occurs at Greendale’s judges’ booth, which is located near what school amenity? Chang has his clothes stolen after visiting here, making him ride his motorcycle home in a speedo.ANSWER: Greendale’s Swimming Pool6. Mean girl Meghan is played by what former child actress, previously the title character on Lizzie McGuire?ANSWER: Hilary Duff7. In the Season One finale, Annie announces her plan to move to Delaware with what hackysack enthusiast and hippie student? ANSWER: Vaughn8. Prior to her suspension, Professor June Bauer is played by what actress, formerly of The Golden Girls and a noted SNL host?ANSWER: Betty White10. What is the occupation of Robin Vohlers, one of the few human love interests of Abed? She accompanies Joe Biden to Greendale. ANSWER: Secret Service Special Agent11. In Remedial Chaos Theory, what song by The Police starts playing in each of the timelines? Britta starts to sing but Jeff interrupts her except in the timeline when he leaves the apartment.ANSWER: Roxanne 12. Ted, the lawyer with holes in his hands and Jeff’s former boss, is played by what television game show host from Cleveland?ANSWER: Drew Carey13. Greendale bully Mike Chilada is played by what former brat pack star, once typecast as a ginger nerd?ANSWER: Anthony Michael Hall14. Abed’s cousin shares her name with what Pokémon, known for its teleportation and eventual evolution into Kadabra?ANSWER: AbraLevel Two1. What is the nickname of Senor Chang, referring to his nationality and a fearsome animal?ANSWER: El Tigre Chino 2. Annie attended rehab for an addiction to what prescription medication, also part of her first-season “Lil” nickname?ANSWER: Adderall3. This actor plays the previously unseen Buddy Austin, a student in Chang’s Spanish class that ultimately joins a study group with Starburns and Owen Wilson after being rejected by Jeff.ANSWER: Jack Black 4. This actress plays Amber, the only of Pierce’s 32 ex-stepchildren to attend Family Day. This former American Idol contestant currently stars on Smash.ANSWER: Katharine McPhee5. In the first game of Paintball Assassin, what is the grand prize, chosen to replace a BluRay player stolen from the Dean’s office?ANSWER: Priority Registration6. In the second game of Paintball Assassin what is the grand prize, furnished by Pistol Patty’s Ice Cream?ANSWER: $100,000 cash7. How does Jeff attempt to get revenge on Mark, the obnoxious high schooler who “pwns” Jeff and Britta.ANSWER: Jeff tries to get with his mom8. Jeff and Shirley turn into anime characters while contesting this activity in Season Three. Their ball eventually gets stuck in the middle while practicing to take down a team of German ringers.ANSWER: FoosballLevel Three1. This actor plays Alan Connor, a former colleague of Jeff’s who alerts the Bar to Jeff’s fake degree from the country Columbia. ANSWER: Rob Corddry2. Cornelius Hawthorne’s wig is made out of what material, specifically chosen to ensure he doesn’t wear any hair from “Orientals”?ANSWER: Ivory3. After Chang is exposed as a fraud, it is revealed that Chang learned Spanish from watching telenovelas and what specific television series?ANSWER: Sesame Street 4. In “Aerodynamics of Gender,” how does Pierce break his legs, leading to his pill addiction and hospitalization?ANSWER: accept anything mentioning a trampoline 5. What specific breed of animal does Dean Pelton have a fetish for, as seen on the posters in his office, figurines on his desk and men that arrive to dances dressed as this animal?ANSWER: Dalmatian 6. Pierce and Chang fight after Pierce draws a swastika with a circle around it for Pictionary. What does the Pictionary card ask him to draw?ANSWER: a windmill7. The landslide winner of the 2011 Greendale Student Body Presidential Election, with seven votes, is what?ANSWER: South ParkLevel Four1. The Helicopter Pilot, a tiny man seen whenever Pierce hallucinates on his painkillers, is played by what comic, or uncomic, actor? ANSWER: Andy Dick2. What is the “derogatory” term the high school dual-enrollment students throw at Jeff and Britta?ANSWER: Schmitty 3. During visits to the Greendale clinic, Annie and Troy meet Nurse Jackie, as played by this male comedian. This Hawkeye of Greendale is also the voice of Remy in Ratatouille. ANSWER: Patton Oswalt 4. Pierce dies, Jeff loses an arm and Shirley becomes a drunk in the darkest timeline. What happens to Britta?ANSWER: She puts a washout blue streak in her hair5. The first season finale takes place at a dance themed to transfer students. What appears on the sash of Britta, who is nominated to win this prestigious award?ANSWER: Tranny Queen6. What is the name of the video game developed by Cornelius Hawthorne, the winner of which will receive the Hawthorne inheritance? ANSWER: Journey to the Center of Hawkthorne (be prepared to give partial credit for partial answers on this one.)7. What is unique about Leonard’s service in the Korean War?ANSWER: He was a North Korean Soldier8. In one lullabye sung to Troy and Abed, Dean Pelton sings “off to Dreamland, catching the train to Sleepytown. And when they wake up the Dean will be here” What will the Dean be doing?ANSWER: staring at you (or watching or looking, etc.) 9. In Paradigms of Human Memory, the Dean dresses as Tina to remind the group to Turner their clocks back for daylight savings time. What does he enter the room singing?ANSWER: What’s Dean Got to Do, Got to Do With It? [accept What’s Dean Got To Do With It.]10. Immediately before Deana Turner’s appearance in Paradigms, Mozart Dean appears announcing a fundraiser. How does the Dean describe Greendale’s Music department?ANSWER: It’s flat baroqueLevel Five 1. Played at the end of an early episode, this song mentions that Vaughn is his own person and describes how he doesn’t need the title subject in his band anymore. A rap interlude describes a “man made of wrinkles and folds” who is old.ANSWER: Pierce, You’re a B…2. Toward the end of Celebrity Impressionists, Jeff walks in on a fake Robin Williams acting as Patch Adams treating Abed. Because of a two-for-one deal Abed is wearing a costume of what cartoon character for the next movie they will reenact together?ANSWER: Olive Oyl from Popeye3. Also seen as Principal Figgins on Glee, what actor plays Abed’s father, falafel pioneer Gobi Nadir?ANSWER: Iqbal Theba4.”The darkest timeline,” in which Troy leaves to get the pizza, is created when the die rolls what number?ANSWER: One5.When Shirley beat Jeff all the way to Tinkle Town at foosball as a child, what was her nickname?ANSWER: Big Cheddar Level Six1. As seen on brochures and posters, what is the slogan for Greendale Community College, referring to its lax entry requirements? ANSWER: You’re Accepted Already! (accept other close approximations.) 2. The Dean collaborates with Chang, Magnitude, Leonard and Starburns on a credits tag featuring what seasonal Mykola Leontovych composition?ANSWER: Carol of the Bells 3. In Paradigms of Human Memory, the Dean dresses up as Scarlett O’Hara to announce a cotillion celebrating what recent upgrades to Greendale?ANSWER: New energy efficient windows (It’s a “Gone with the Wind…ows” cotillion)4. Like his mother, Pierce holds what rank at his neo-Buddhist cult/church which entitles him to reincarnation in a lava lamp? ANSWER: Level 5 Laser Lotus5. What is the theme of the 20th and final anthropology diorama made by the Greendale Seven? ANSWER: The group making the 19th diorama ................
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