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Smear black paint on your windows. Black-light your room. Go on a stroll around your neighborhood, wearing a tie-dye t-shirt, sofi shorts, knee-high rainbow tube socks, and red Converses. Blow up a million balloons and put them all over your house. String Christmas lights on your house even if it isn’t Christmas. Have a tea party with your ... ................
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