Bless the aged ancient Oak:

When things go wrong, and we know they do, When the sun don't shine. and your cows turn blue. Here’s some good advice (Thought up just for you): Eat chicken or fish, And praise Elmer’s glue. I see you walking out of the sun. Like a silhouette. Your stride has pace like a TV star. With a cigarette. Have you no lines for this striking scene ... ................
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