Sancho and Bolsa

Why me? Why me? I hire a seven-foot guy to be my assistant--seven feet, as tall as a tree, 350 pounds, like a small car. I think, great! All my problems are over now. But no, I have to hire the world's only giant vegetarian animal-lover pacifist, who has never even been in a fight before. Great! SANCHO It's not funny. You know it upsets me ... ................
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