R@ndom Expressions



R@ndom Expressions

Volume 1, Issue 1

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What’s the Purpose?

By Alyssa Ouderkirk

The purpose of our class doing this newsletter is to learn how to type and to give our school fun, and sometimes random facts. We named our newsletter The Random Expressions. We are excited to be able to find random things that we can learn about, have fun with, and maybe use in our lives. There are a number of things that we will add into our newsletter including random facts, devotionals, games, Dear Charlie, and much more.

The Corn Maze

By Chelsea Szilagyi

Upcoming Events ~ School Activities

Progress Reports ~ October 25

October 20 ~ School Picture Retake Day

November 3 ~ Blood Drive

November 4 ~ End of 1st Grading Period

November 6 – 10 ~ Choir Drama Tour

November 11 ~ Fall Sports Banquet

November 21 – 22 ~ SSI – Government Class (11 – 12 grades)

November 23 -25 ~ Thanksgiving Break

Birthdays Students (7-12) and Staff

October 17 ~ Happy Birthday Will Rettelle

October 18 ~ Happy Birthday Caleb Jahr

October 25 ~ Happy Birthday Chris Carter

October 26 ~ Happy Birthday Tori Konieczka

November 4 ~ Happy Birthday Coach V

November 9 ~ Happy Birthday Joshua Greenwood

November 11~Happy Birthday Faith Miller

November 23 ~Happy Birthday Zach Bradley

Would You R@ther..?

Chaz Luckett and Treven Knoll

1. Would you rather dye your hair blue for a year, or eat bologna that was in the sun all day?

2. Would you rather read the entire dictionary, or go sledding down Mt. Everest?

3. Would you rather tape your hair, then rip it off, or eat a 6 month old hot dog?

4. Would you rather go sky diving, or swim 2 miles?

5. Would you rather have to ride a bike everywhere for the rest of your life, or go to college for 20 years?

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A Brief History of the Chevrolet Camaro

By: Carter Houtman

Speed and style- these two things determined what the car would look like, and how well it would sell. This car began production in 1967 and is still being made today.The newest model is the 2012 Camaro ZL1 and it comes with leather seats, seat-warmers and has a great sound system. This car has three different types of engines you can order this car with. The standard one, a V6 engine with 323 Horse Power (HP), and the other, a V8 engine that comes with 426 HP. Pricing starts at $23,805.

The Fall Word Guess!!!

By: Elisabeth Randall and Tori Konieczka

Field, vines, leaves, hay maze, animals, tractors =

Quiet, ladder, forest, critters, dawn=

Basket, red, green, yellow, trees, gather=

Sports in Summary

By Joshua Hentschel

Varsity soccer is 9-1-1 on the season. The soccer team really has been strong- good defense on the sides and in the middle- by Ben Singletary, Zach Bradley, Ben Vanholstyn, and Chris Carter. The game is at 4:00 on October 21 at Faith of Davison. Varsity volleyball has also been strong, going 12- 4-2 and 5-1 in the conference. They almost won in their tournament getting 2nd and going for 4-2-2 before losing to Beth Haven in the championship game. Varsity volleyball plays Bridgeport Baptist this Friday after losing to them in 5 sets last Friday. Coach Keoshian said,”We ended our (regular) season well by playing a good game against Faith of Davison. The team is looking forward to meeting up with Bridgeport Baptist on Friday. Our serving and team work will be the keys to moving on in the tournament. “ JV soccer ended 6-1 losing only to Faith of Davison 1-0 in the first game of the season. JV volleyball ended 3-5-1. They split in their last game against Juniata. This record is pre-tournament where Calvary lost in the semi-finals to Beth Haven. The junior high volleyball team has 18 players which they split up in the tournament. This really kept the girls playing and learning the game.

Crazy about Horses

By: Ally court

My love for horses began when I was about 3 years old. Instead of playing with dolls like most little girls, I preferred to play with toy horses. When my grandma Mary would take me and my cousin Maria to the fair, all I wanted to do was be in the horse barn. I immediately got hooked on these beautiful animals. They are very intelligent and loving animals. They are a beautiful example of God’s creation. I started riding horses when I was in first grade. I rode with a lady named Mrs. Stevens and her horse Kibby. She was a very gentle mare and I loved going to see her after school. Later I went riding at The Horse Sport Center. I rode a horse named Sunny for about two years. He died a few years ago. I still miss him. For the last four years I’ve been riding at Wishing Star Farm in Coleman. My trainer is named Trevor. He has a lot of experience with horses and judges competitions in Michigan and many other states. I have ridden several horses there and am learning a lot about riding and caring for horses. Trevor just got a new horse named Cloud. I have been helping getting him broke in. I have competed in 7 horse shows and have taken ribbons in 4 of them. I love riding horses and being around them. My dream is to one day be a horse vet and own a few horses of my own.

Dear Charlie,

What do you do when your dog really does eat your homework?

Dear Unknown Unfortunate Person,

This is a big problem. It seems to me that there is only one way to do this. First of all, we all know teachers -in general- will not fall for this ‘my dog ate my homework’ excuse, even if you are telling the truth, so don’t even think about blabbing this to him/her. What you need to do is perform surgery on your dog. Go out and look for the neighborhood bully and ask him to knock out your dog. Then (don’t forget to use your manners and tell him thank you) perform the surgery necessary to get your homework out (dry it out with a hair-dryer).

~Charlie

Dear Charlie,

What do you do when you can’t get gum out of your hair?

~Stuck

Dear Stuck,

This is an awkward situation. What you need to do is get a friend to help you, and go into your kitchen- hopefully dodging any annoying older brothers or sisters- and get out the butter from the refrigerator. As you’ve probably heard before, butter can get stuck things unstuck- from holes, from bars, etc. But what you haven’t heard is that it can also get gum out of your hair. Squishing butter through your hair, the gum will come out all slimy, but at least the only problem you have now is buttery hair…

~Charlie

Serving God

By Julia Page

I recently heard a sermon by Bro. Mike Fifer. It was called: A Place for Serving God. The reference we looked at was 1 Chron. 27:25-34. I learned in this message that every believer is called into servant-hood, and everybody is to serve, not just in the church, but in your entire life too. In addition to this, I also learned that if God asks you to do something it is for Him, even if you think it is impossible. I learned that each person has a special place for service, has been called by name, and each person serves in different areas for the Lord.

What if God Wasn’t an Artist?

By Julia Morgan

What if God, Jesus Christ, wasn’t an artist?

What if He wasn’t the greatest or smartest,

On what colors should go where for what season?

And what if He didn’t have one main reason

For painting the leaves a pretty yellow?

Or having the the autumn breeze say hello?

What if the Lord wasn’t a painter and brush?

What if He didn’t make the rivers rush?

What if He didn’t paint the sky blue

And what if He didn’t make you?

What if He didn’t use His own hand

To make the waves crash on command?

But He is an artist and a painter

He created acre after acre

He fashioned the colors of the rainbow

And made the flowers to grow

Be glad He made, and He drew

The world and above all, you.

Funny Warning Labels

By Hannah Furnier

• On a bag of peanuts: Warning may contain nuts

• On a bottle of shampoo for dogs: Caution not to be fed to fish

• On a curling iron: For external use only

• On a hair dryer: Do not use in shower or while sleeping

• On a can of self-defense pepper spray: Warning may irritate eyes

• On a can of air freshener: For use by trained personnel only

• On a coffee cup: Caution hot beverages are hot!

• On a birthday card for a 1 year old: Not suitable for children aged 36 months or less

• On a child sized Superman costume: Wearing of this garment does not enable you to fly

• On a bottle of hair coloring: Do not use as an ice cream topping

• On a package of throat lozenges: Not meant as a substitute for human companionship

Can you find our last names?

By Chelsea Szilagyi

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Court

Furnier

Green

Hentschel

Houtman

Jordan

Knoll

Konieczka

Luckett

Ouderkirk

Page

Randall

Szilagyi

Wallenbeck

Word of the Week

By Carter Houtman

Abactor-

Means Cow Thief

Hunting Seasons in Michigan

By Justin Jordan and Chaz Luckett

Fall hunting: early ‘antlerless’, youth and veteran disabled, deer rifle, late ‘antlerless’, turkey

Winter hunting: muzzle loading, squirrel

Spring hunting: turkey, squirrel

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