Irony and dark humour in Lamb the Slaughter

For full credit, you must have at least 4 non-trivial methods other than main in your program. It is okay for some println statements and code to be in main, as long as you use good structure and main is a concise summary. It is also okay for the main UI menu loop to be in main, as long as the code inside that loop is short and elegant. ................
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