Sunday, May 17, 2009



|Sunday, May 17, 2009

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| 6:00 |GET ED (R) |G |PROCEDURES |

| | | |Ed and his four best friends are a team of street-smart couriers for Dojo |

| |[pic] | |Deliveries in the futuristic world of Progress City. |

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| 6:30 |DIGIMON DATA SQUAD |G |THE CLASH WTIH MERUKIMON! |

| | | |Marcus and his Digital partner Agumon lead the Data Squad team in protecting |

| | | |the human world from evil Digimon. |

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| 7:00 |WEEKEND SUNRISE 'CC' | |Wake up to a better breakfast with ANDREW O'KEEFE and SAMANTHA ARMYTAGE for |

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|10:00 |AFL GAME DAY |PG |Tackling all the big footy issues, review and preview the weekend's games and|

| | | |have a bit of fun along the way with some of the best and biggest names from |

| |[pic] | |the football and media world. Hosted by HAMISH MCLACHLAN. |

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|11:00 |MAGNUM, P.I. (R) |PG |CHINA DOLL |

| | | |Magnum is hired by a beautiful Chinese antiques dealer to protect a precious |

| | | |ancient vase, The Soul of Sung. Starring TOM SELLECK, JOHN HILLERMAN, LARRY |

| | | |MANETTI, ROGER MOSLEY, JEFF MACKAY, GEORGE KEE CHEUNG, REMI ABELLIRA, YANKEE |

| | | |CHANG, MARVIN WONG, LEE WOODD and LEE DE BROUX. |

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|12:00 |SUNDAY AFTERNOON MOVIE (R) 'CC' (1992) |PG |CAPTAIN RON |

| | |(L,S) |After he inherits a yacht, businessman Martin Harvey totes his family to the |

| |[pic] | |Caribbean to claim it. Not having any skill at boating, he hires long-haired,|

| | | |one-eyed low-life Captain Ron, to sail it back to Miami. During the journey, |

| | | |the somewhat inept sailor frequently loses his way while becoming a hit with |

| | | |everyone in the family - except Martin. Starring KURT RUSSELL, MARTIN SHORT, |

| | | |MARY KAY PLACE, BENJAMIN SALISBURY, MEADOW SISTO, JORGE LUIS RAMOS, J A |

| | | |PRESTON, DAN BUTLER and TOM MCGOWAN. |

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| 2:00 |BRUT FOOTY FLASHBACKS |G |1979 COLLINGWOOD V CARLTON |

| | | |SANDY ROBERTS takes footy fans down memory lane with Brut Footy Flashbacks |

| |[pic] | |and NEIL KEARNEY catches up with TOM HAFEY and WAYNE HARMES for their view on|

| | | |this classic nail-biter. |

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| 3:00 |2009 AFL PREMIERSHIP SEASON |G |RND 8: COLLINGWOOD VS CARLTON |

| | | |This is always a rivalry of epic proportions irrespective of ladder position,|

| |[pic] | |so with both sides in final eight contention, expect a classic encounter in |

| | | |front of a huge crowd. Against the odds, the Blues won twice against the |

| | | |Magpies in 2008, so Mick Malthouse’s charges will be desperate to turn the |

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| 6:00 |SEVEN NEWS 'CC' | |JENNIFER KEYTE presents today's news with ROB GELL updating the weather. |

| | | |Sport is with TIM WATSON. |

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| 6:30 |SUNDAY NIGHT 'CC' | |CHRIS BATH and MIKE MUNRO lead a team of Australia's best reporters, breaking|

| | | |the stories that matter and delivering moments you'll never forget. |

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| 7:30 |BORDER SECURITY USA 'CC' |PG |An unprecedented look at the work of the officers who make up the United |

| | | |States Department of Homeland Security patrolling America's borders. Narrated|

| |[pic] | |by GRANT BOWLER. |

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| 8:00 |THE FORCE - BEHIND THE LINE 'CC' |PG |Police take no chances when a man takes hostages. Viewers take a front row |

| | | |seat for an elaborate police operation that looks to rid suburban streets of |

| |[pic] | |illegal prostitution. And a bizarre story unfolds around a car with slashed |

| | | |tyres. Hosted by SIMON REEVE. |

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| 8:30 |BONES 'CC' |M |THE BONE THAT BLEW |

| | | |The skull and various skeletal remains of a long-missing ex-Marine lead to |

| |[pic] [pic] [pic] | |the investigation of an elite private school, and the powerful families |

| | | |there. Brennan is unhappy to learn that her father, who can help with the |

| | | |case, is now a teacher. Guest starring GINA TORRES and RYAN O'NEAL. Also |

| | | |starring DAVID BOREANAZ, EMILY DESCHANEL, MICHAELA CONLIN, TAMARA TAYLOR, T J|

| | | |THYNE, JOHN FRANCIS DALEY, MICHAEL GRANT TERRY, MOLLY HAGAN, ROBIN THOMAS, |

| | | |JOHN LAFAYETTE, AISHA HINDS, HANNAH LEIGH DWORKIN, STERLING BEAUMON, JOHN |

| | | |GRIFFIN, RYAN MATTHEW and TY PANITZ. |

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| 9:30 |PROGRAM T.B.A | |DETAILS TO BE ADVISED |

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|10:30 |INFAMOUS ASSASSINATIONS |M |THE ASSASSINATION OF CHE GUEVARA |

| | | |Ernesto 'Che' Guevara became an icon for revolution and rebellious youth all |

| | | |over the world. In 1967, he was captured in Bolivia and assassinated by a |

| | | |CIA-inspired killer. His death remains a historic and controversial event; |

| | | |and thirty years later, the circumstances are still the subject of intense |

| | | |public interest and discussion around the world. |

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|11:00 |24 'CC' |M |11:00 P.M. - 12:00 MIDNIGHT |

| | | |The game changes for Jack and the FBI is forced to collaborate with other |

| |[pic] [pic] [pic] | |federal agencies. As the threat intensifies, the administration shakes things|

| | | |up, and seeks a new perspective. Starring KIEFER SUTHERLAND, CHERRY JONES, |

| | | |MARY LYNN RAJSKUB, ANNIE WERSCHING, JAMES MORRISON, COLM FEORE, BOB GUNTON, |

| | | |JEFFREY NORDLING, RHYS COIRO, JANEANE GAROFALO, CARLOS BERNARD, GLENN |

| | | |MORSHOWER, CHRISTINA CHANG, RORY COCHRANE, JON VOIGHT, SPRAGUE GRAYDEN, FRANK|

| | | |JOHN HUGHES, MICHAEL RODRICK, SCOTT LAWRENCE, RYAN CUTRONA, PHILIP |

| | | |ANTHONY-RODRIGUEZ, PETER ONORATI and GABRIEL CASSEUS. |

|12:00 |DATELINE NBC |PG |THE SANTA STRANGLER |

| | | |Two strangers thought they had information about decades-old cold cases. The |

| | | |LAPD saw a chance to catch a serial killer. |

| 1:00 |FINAL 24 (R) |MA |JOHN BELUSHI |

| | |(D) |Investigate the root of Belushi's drug addiction and uncover the events that |

| |[pic] [pic] [pic] | |led to his final reckless act. |

| 2:00 |GEAR (R) |PG |CAMERON SMITH plays with a flamethrower, a CO2 powered fun gun and waterproof|

| | | |picture-taking binoculars. He also visits Dallas, Texas to play with |

| |[pic] [pic] | |state-of-the-art pool and billiard tables. |

| 2:30 |DEAL OR NO DEAL |G |From 150 contestants one will win their way through to the final round, and |

| | | |the chance to win $200,000. Hosted by ANDREW O'KEEFE. |

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| 3:00 |HOME SHOPPING | |Shopping program. |

| 3:30 |NBC MEET THE PRESS 'CC' |G |TOM BROKAW interviews newsmakers from around the world. |

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| 4:30 |NBC TODAY 'CC' |G |International news and weather including interviews with newsmakers in the |

| | | |world of politics, business, media, entertainment and sport. |

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| 5:30 |SEVEN EARLY NEWS 'CC' | |NATALIE BARR and MARK BERETTA present the latest news, sport and weather from|

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| 6:00 |SUNRISE 'CC' | |Wake up to Australia's number one breakfast show with DAVID KOCH and MELISSA |

| | | |DOYLE for all the latest news, sport and weather. |

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| 9:00 |THE MORNING SHOW 'CC' |PG |Same day news, views and a variety of regular segments covering health, |

| | | |fitness, celebrity gossip, cooking, counselling and fashion. Hosted by LARRY |

| |[pic] [pic] | |EMDUR and KYLIE GILLIES. |

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|11:30 |SEVEN MORNING NEWS WITH ANN SANDERS 'CC' | |The latest news from around Australia and overseas. Presented by ANN SANDERS.|

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|12:00 |AFTERNOON MOVIE (2003) |M |BRIGHT YOUNG THINGS |

| | | |Look into the lives of a young novelist, his would-be lover and the people |

| |[pic] **PREMIERE** | |who beautified London during the 1930's. Starring EMILY MORTIMER, JAMES |

| | | |MCAVOY, MICHAEL SHEEN, DAN AYKROYD, JIM BROADBENT, STOCKARD CHANNING, |

| | | |STEPHEN CAMPBELL MOORE, DAVID TENNANT and FENELLA WOOLGAR |

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| 1:30 |GEAR (R) |G |CAMERON SMITH meets designer NEAL ORMOND and his custom-built 3 wheeled |

| | | |vehicles vehicles, and again meets with to try out their mp4 |

| |[pic] [pic] | |video wristwatch and 2-player Virtual Combat Game. |

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| 2:00 |THE GREAT OUTDOORS (R) 'CC' |G |Australia's soccer superstar HARRY KEWELL gives us a private tour of his |

| | | |English base. Ernie and his kids search for gold in an old ghost town. Di |

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| 3:00 |HOUSE CALL |PG |CATHERINE & JAMES |

| | | |Catherine and James want to sell up and buy a larger home for themselves and |

| | | |their two children - but in the same pricey neighbourhood. |

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| 3:30 |RAGGS (R) 'CC' |P |DANCING |

| | | |An entertaining show for pre-schoolers a bout five fun loving dogs who |

| |[pic] | |perform together in the 'Raggs Kids' Club Band'. |

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| 4:00 |IT'S ACADEMIC 'CC' |C |SIMON REEVE returns with all new episodes of the educational and entertaining|

| | | |show where schools compete to win cash and prizes. |

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| 4:30 |SEVEN NEWS AT 4.30 'CC' | |The latest news sport and weather from around Australia and overseas. |

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| 5:00 |M*A*S*H (R) |G |THE BUS |

| | | |Radar, driving Hawkeye and others back from a medical meeting, gets lost and |

| | | |stalls the bus, but a surrendering Korean soldier saves all. Starring ALAN |

| | | |ALDA, LORETTA SWIT, LARRY LINVILLE, GARY BURGHOFF, JAMIE FARR, MIKE FARRELL, |

| | | |HARRY MORGAN and WILLIAM CHRISTOPHER. |

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| 5:30 |DEAL OR NO DEAL 'CC' |G |ANDREW O'KEEFE returns in this exhilarating hit game show where contestants |

| | | |play for $200,000. |

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| 6:00 |SEVEN NEWS WITH PETER MIITCHELL 'CC' | |PETER MITCHELL presents today's news with DAVID BROWN updating the weather. |

| | | |Sport is with SANDY ROBERTS. |

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| 6:30 |TODAY TONIGHT WITH MATT WHITE 'CC' | |MATT WHITE reports on the latest news and current social issues. |

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| 7:00 |HOME AND AWAY 'CC' |PG |Roman is forced into a dangerous situation. Belle is in turmoil when Liam |

| | | |wants to start a relationship. Gardy hits on Nicole, while Trey is avoiding |

| |[pic] [pic] | |her. Starring CONRAD COLEBY, JESSICA TOVEY, TESSA JAMES, LUKE BRACEY, AXLE |

| | | |WHITEHEAD and JEREMY SIMS. |

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| 7:30 |HOW I MET YOUR MOTHER 'CC' |PG |OLD KING CLANCY |

| | | |When Goliath National Bank cancels plans to build the new headquarters that |

| |[pic] [pic] [pic] | |Ted was hired to design, Barney and Marshall concoct an elaborate lie to keep|

| | | |Ted from knowing he is out of a job. Meanwhile, the gang attempts to guess |

| | | |which Canadian celebrity propositioned Robin with a sexual act so filthy that|

| | | |she walked out on him. Guest starring AARON HILL. Also starring JOSH RADNOR, |

| | | |JASON SEGEL, NEIL PATRICK HARRIS, ALYSON HANNIGAN, COBIE SMULDERS, BOB SAGET,|

| | | |BRYAN CALLEN, DARLENA TEJEIRO and WILLIAM WALTON. |

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| 8:00 |SCRUBS 'CC' |PG | DETAILS TO BE ADVISED |

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| 8:30 |DESPERATE HOUSEWIVES 'CC' |M |THE BEST THING THAT EVER COULD HAVE HAPPENED |

| | | |When neighbourhood handyman, Eli Scruggs, passes away, the residents come to |

| |[pic] [pic] [pic] | |realize just how much he affected their lives. From helping Susan pick up the|

| | | |broken pieces of her love life to the small gesture he once made that helped |

| | | |Bree get to where she is today - each recalls how much a difference he made |

| | | |to Wisteria Lane. Guest starring BEAU BRIDGES. Also starring TERI HATCHER, |

| | | |FELICITY HUFFMAN, MARCIA CROSS, EVA LONGORIA PARKER, NICOLLETTE SHERIDAN, |

| | | |RICARDO ANTONIO CHAVIRA, DOUG SAVANT, KYLE MACLACHLAN, DANA DELANY, NEAL |

| | | |MCDONOUGH, SHAWN PYFROM, JAMES DENTON, CHARLIE CARVER, MAX CARVER, JOSHUA |

| | | |MOORE, KENDALL APPLEGATE, NEAL MCDONOUGH, STEVEN CULP, CHRISTINE ESTABROOK |

| | | |and LUCILLE SONG. |

| 9:30 |BROTHERS & SISTERS 'CC' |M |IT'S NOT EASY BEING GREEN |

| | | |Just as Greenatopia gets the green light, Sarah's business partner breaks |

| |[pic] [pic] [pic] | |some startling personal news. Meanwhile, Nora rekindles a romance with an old|

| | | |flame. Guest starring NIGEL HAVERS. Also starring CALISTA FLOCKHART, SALLY |

| | | |FIELD, RACHEL GRIFFITHS, BALTHAZAR GETTY, ROB LOWE, DAVE ANNABLE, SARAH JANE |

| | | |MORRIS, MATTHEW RHYS AND PATRICIA WETTIG. |

|10:30 |BOSTON LEGAL 'CC' |M |LAST CALL |

| | | |Alan argues before the Supreme Court for Denny's right to take an |

| |[pic] [pic] [pic] | |experimental drug to halt the effects of his advancing Alzheimer's. And |

| | | |Shirley, Sack, Alan, and Denny prepare for the wedding. Starring JAMES |

| | | |SPADER, WILLIAM SHATNER, CANDICE BERGEN, JOHN LARROQUETTE, CHRISTIAN |

| | | |CLEMENSON, TARA SUMMERS, RENE AUBERJONOIS AND KIMBERLY WILLIAMS-PAISLEY. |

|11:30 |30 ROCK 'CC' |PG |THE FUNCOOKER |

| | | |When Liz can't scheme her way out of jury duty, the TGS cast and crew are |

| |[pic] [pic] [pic] | |left unmanaged. With no one in charge, Tracy and Jenna begin to act |

| | | |irresponsibly, while Jack becomes absorbed in launching a lucrative new |

| | | |product. Guest starring NANCY O'DELL. Also starring ALEC BALDWIN, TINA FEY, |

| | | |TRACY MORGAN, SCOTT ADSIT, JACK MCBRAYER, JUDAH FRIEDLANDER AND JANE |

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|12:00 |DATELINE NBC |PG |THE SECRET LIFE OF A SOCCER MOM |

| | | |When a radiant mother disappeared in Colorado, secrets began to tumble out |

| | | |about her hidden life. Where is Paige Birgfeld? |

| 1:00 |DEAL OR NO DEAL |G |From 150 contestants one will win their way through to the final round, and |

| | | |the chance to win $200,000. Hosted by ANDREW O'KEEFE. |

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| 1:30 |AUSTRALIA'S BEST BACKYARDS 'CC' |G |How one determined gardener battled her council to build the deck of her |

| | | |dreams. Why one family decided not to renovate their house until they did |

| |[pic] | |their backyard. Hosted by JAMIE DURIE. |

| 2:00 |HOME SHOPPING | |Shopping program. |

| 4:00 |NBC TODAY 'CC' |G |International news and weather. Including interviews with newsmakers in the |

| |[pic] | |world of politics, business, media, entertainment and sport. |

| 5:30 |SEVEN EARLY NEWS 'CC' | |NATALIE BARR and MARK BERETTA present the latest news, sport and weather from|

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| 6:00 |SUNRISE 'CC' | |Wake up to Australia's number one breakfast show with DAVID KOCH and MELISSA |

| | | |DOYLE for all the latest news, sport and weather. |

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| 9:00 |THE MORNING SHOW 'CC' |PG |Same day news, views and a variety of regular segments covering health, |

| | | |fitness, celebrity gossip, cooking, counselling and fashion. Hosted by LARRY |

| |[pic] [pic] | |EMDUR and KYLIE GILLIES. |

|11:30 |SEVEN MORNING NEWS WITH ANN SANDERS 'CC' | |The latest news from around Australia and overseas. Presented by ANN SANDERS.|

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|12:00 |AFTERNOON MOVIE (R) 'CC' (2002) |PG |GILDA RADNER: IT'S ALWAYS SOMETHING |

| | |(A,L) |The story of comedienne Gilda Radner, who was married to actor/director Gene |

| |[pic] | |Wilder and battled with ovarian cancer. Starring JAMIE GERTZ, TOM ROONEY, |

| | | |GEORGE WYNER, ERIC SIEGEL, JOHN VIENER, PATRICK FISCHLER, MARCIA BENNETT, |

| | | |MAUREEN ROSS NEILSON, JENNIFER IRWIN, DIXIE SEATLE, KATHRYN WINSLOW, AIR |

| | | |COHEN, LISA MESSINGER, MATHER ZICKEL and J D NICHOLSEN. |

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| 1:30 |URBAN LEGENDS (R) |M |THE HUMAN BODY |

| | | |Can you distinguish fact from fiction? The cause of swelling in a girl's jaw |

| |[pic] [pic] | |is determined to be hatched cockroach eggs that she got from licking an |

| | | |envelope; immobilised by Multiple Sclerosis, a girl was struck by lightening |

| | | |and discovered she was able to walk for the first time in over 20 years; and |

| | | |an unfortunate tourist has a terrible encounter with a Candiru fish while |

| | | |urinating in an Amazonian river. |

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| 2:00 |THE GREAT OUTDOORS (R) 'CC' |G |Visit the Fijian island where Tom Hanks filmed 'Castaway'. Drive the Matilda|

| | | |Highway, home of some of Australia's greatest national treasures. A heavenly|

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| 3:00 |HOUSE CALL |PG |TIM & MATT |

| | | |Tim and Matt are city boys and want to live centrally in the city fringe but |

| | | |don't want to pay too much for the pleasure. House Call experts take them on |

| | | |a trip to suburbia to show them how to get bang for their buck. |

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| 3:30 |RAGGS (R) 'CC' |P |GARDEN |

| | | |An entertaining show for pre-schoolers a bout five fun loving dogs who |

| |[pic] | |perform together in the 'Raggs Kids' Club Band'. |

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| 4:00 |IT'S ACADEMIC 'CC' |C |SIMON REEVE returns with all new episodes of the educational and entertaining|

| | | |show where schools compete to win cash and prizes. |

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| 4:30 |SEVEN NEWS AT 4.30 'CC' | |The latest news sport and weather from around Australia and overseas. |

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| 5:00 |M*A*S*H (R) |G |DEAR MILDRED |

| | | |While Col Potter writes home, Frank and Hot Lips have a wood carving made for|

| | | |him. Radar rescues a horse and gives it to Potter. Starring ALAN ALDA, |

| | | |LORETTA SWIT, LARRY LINVILLE, GARY BURGHOFF, JAMIE FARR, MIKE FARRELL, HARRY |

| | | |MORGAN and WILLIAM CHRISTOPHER. |

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| 5:30 |DEAL OR NO DEAL 'CC' |G |ANDREW O'KEEFE returns in this exhilarating hit game show where contestants |

| | | |play for $200,000. |

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| 6:00 |SEVEN NEWS WITH PETER MITCHELL 'CC' | |PETER MITCHELL presents today's news with DAVID BROWN updating the weather. |

| | | |Sport is with SANDY ROBERTS. |

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| 6:30 |TODAY TONIGHT WITH MATT WHITE 'CC' | |MATT WHITE reports on the latest news and current social issues. |

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| 7:00 |HOME AND AWAY 'CC' |PG |Roman's nightmare ends, but is Nicole's just beginning? Jai realises Trey's |

| | | |secret is why he's been so horrible to Nicole. Liam thinks he and Belle would|

| |[pic] [pic] | |make a great couple. Starring CONRAD COLEBY, JESSICA TOVEY, TESSA JAMES, |

| | | |JORDAN RODRIGUES, LUKE BRACEY and AXLE WHITEHEAD. |

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| 7:30 |THE ZOO 'CC' |G |A sea lion's maternal instincts falter. A lion must undergo a world-first |

| | | |operation. Two giraffes arrive on their own ark from New Zealand. And an |

| |[pic] | |orphaned feather tail glider meets his new mum. Hosted by MELISSA DOYLE. |

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| 8:00 |FIND MY FAMILY 'CC' |PG |Forty-one years after his birth mother gave him up, David is looking for her |

| | | |and is about to discover truths he had never imagined. Meanwhile, Carmen is |

| |[pic] | |an old-fashioned girl and wants her father to walk her down the aisle. But |

| | | |she hasn't seen him in 25 years and it proves to be quite a meeting. Hosted |

| | | |by JACK THOMPSON. |

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| 8:30 |ALL SAINTS 'CC' |M |WHEN THE BOUGH BREAKS |

| | | |A devastating bus crash impacts heavily on the MRU team. Adam's past affects |

| |[pic] [pic] | |his treatment of a mentally ill patient. Von becomes the meat in the sandwich|

| | | |between Adam and his mother. Starring JOHN HOWARD, JUDITH MCGRATH, TAMMY |

| | | |MACINTOSH, VIRGINIA GAY, ANDREW SUPANZ, JOHN WATERS, JACK CAMPBELL, KIP |

| | | |GAMBLIN, ELLA SCOTT LYNCH, ALIX BIDSTRUP, MIRRAH FOULKES, CELESTE BARBER, TOM|

| | | |OAKLEY and SCOTT TIMMINS. |

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| 9:30 |10 YEARS YOUNGER IN 10 DAYS 'CC' |PG |CHRIS AND KYLIE |

| | | |Chris and Kylie are all too aware their poor lifestyle choices are impacting |

| |[pic] | |on their appearance and health. They say they're ready for some radical |

| | | |changes before it's too late - but can they break lifelong habits in just 10 |

| | | |days? Hosted by SONIA KRUGER. |

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|10:30 |LIPSTICK JUNGLE |M |LET IT BE |

| | | |Nico has a lot on her mind as she butts heads with the new CEO Griffin Bell. |

| |[pic] [pic] [pic] | |Meanwhile, things are heating up quickly for Victory and her new contractor, |

| | | |Rodrigo. And Wendy stuggles to balance ork and home. Guest starring JAMES |

| | | |LESURE. Also starring BROOKE SHIELDS, KIM RAVER, LINDSAY PRICE, ANDREW |

| | | |MCCARTHY, PAUL BLACKTHORNE, CARLOS PONCE, ROSIE PEREZ, JILL RAPPAPORT, |

| | | |ANALEIS LORIG, ADRIANE LENOX, SARAH HYLAND, DAVID ALAN BASCHE, MARCIA DEBONIS|

| | | |and SETH KIRSCHNER. |

|11:30 |CARPOOLERS |PG |WHEEL OF FORTUNE |

| | | |When there are no parking spots available at the carpool lot, Laird decides |

| |[pic] [pic] [pic] | |to take a handicapped spot and forces Gracen to pretend he can't walk to his |

| | | |office. Starring FRED GOSS, FAITH FORD, JERRY MINOR, TIM PEPER, ALLISON MUNN,|

| | | |T J MILLER and JERRY O'CONNELL. |

|12:00 |DATELINE NBC |PG |A FLIGHT TO NOWHERE |

| | | |An airplane mechanic went missing, and his wife said he left with a |

| | | |mysterious passenger. But police had more questions about his marriage. |

| 1:00 |DEAL OR NO DEAL |G |From 150 contestants one will win their way through to the final round, and |

| | | |the chance to win $200,000. Hosted by ANDREW O'KEEFE. |

| |[pic] | | |

| 1:30 |A COUNTRY PRACTICE |PG |IN SICKNESS AND IN HEALTH - PART 1 |

| | | |There are pre-wedding jitters all around as the big day draws near. Starring|

| | | |SHANE PORTEOUS, LORRAE DESMOND, BRIAN WENZEL, JOYCE JACOBS, SYD HEYLEN, |

| | | |GORDON PIPER, JOAN SYDNEY, DI SMITH, JOSEPHINE MITCHELL, BRETT CLIMO, KATE |

| | | |RAISON, JOHN TARRANT, NICK BUFALO, SARAH LAMBERT, RHYS MC CONNOCHIE, EMILY |

| | | |LEIDING, JUDY FERRIS, JAMES WHEELER, PETER BROWNE, HAROLD JONES, ROB BAXTER, |

| | | |OLGA DICKIE and ALAN FAULKNER. |

| 2:30 |HOME SHOPPING | |Shopping program. |

| 4:00 |NBC TODAY 'CC' |G |International news and weather. Including interviews with newsmakers in the |

| | | |world of politics, business, media, entertainment and sport. |

| |[pic] | | |

| 5:30 |SEVEN EARLY NEWS 'CC' | |NATALIE BARR and MARK BERETTA present the latest news, sport and weather from|

| |[pic] [pic] | |around Australia and overseas. |

| |Wednesday, May 20, 2009 | | |

| | | | |

| 6:00 |SUNRISE 'CC' | |Wake up to Australia's number one breakfast show with DAVID KOCH and MELISSA |

| | | |DOYLE for all the latest news, sport and weather. |

| |[pic] [pic] | | |

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| 9:00 |THE MORNING SHOW 'CC' |PG |Same day news, views and a variety of regular segments covering health, |

| | | |fitness, celebrity gossip, cooking, counselling and fashion. Hosted by LARRY |

| |[pic] [pic] | |EMDUR and KYLIE GILLIES. |

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|11:30 |SEVEN MORNING NEWS WITH ANN SANDERS 'CC' | |The latest news from around Australia and overseas. Presented by ANN SANDERS.|

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|12:00 |SPECIAL (R) |G |THE NEED FOR SPEED - BOATS |

| | | |Speed along with the fastest boats on water. Meet the engineers, mechanics, |

| |[pic] [pic] | |and daredevils who are pushing the boundaries of human possibility. |

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| 1:00 |FINAL 24 (R) |M |GIANNI VERSACE |

| | | |Outrageous fashionista Gianni Versace lived life to the full. But was it bad |

| |[pic] [pic] [pic] | |luck that Versace became a target or did the excesses of his life finally |

| | | |catch up with him? |

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| 2:00 |THE GREAT OUTDOORS (R) 'CC' |G |The extraordinary island sanctuary where rare chimps swing free. Explore |

| | | |Florence, Tuscany's capital of fine food, romance and great art. Sleeping |

| |[pic] [pic] | |cheap on the Great Barrier Reef. Ernie catches a movie in a vineyard cinema |

| | | |and the Venice of Japan. |

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| 3:00 |HOUSE CALL |PG |STUART & KARLENE |

| | | |With two young children, Stuart and Karlene are desperate to move to a larger|

| | | |family home. The temptation is to sell and buy quickly - so can the House |

| | | |Call experts keep them on track and within budget? |

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| 3:30 |RAGGS (R) 'CC' |P |ART & CRAFT |

| | | |An entertaining show for pre-schoolers a bout five fun loving dogs who |

| |[pic] **SERIES FINAL** | |perform together in the 'Raggs Kids' Club Band'. |

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| 4:00 |IT'S ACADEMIC 'CC' |C |SIMON REEVE returns with all new episodes of the educational and entertaining|

| | | |show where schools compete to win cash and prizes. |

| |[pic] | | |

| 4:30 |SEVEN NEWS AT 4.30 'CC' | |The latest news sport and weather from around Australia and overseas. |

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| 5:00 |M*A*S*H (R) |G |THE KIDS |

| | | |The 4077th plays host to kids from an orphanage, and at the same time has to |

| | | |deliver a baby and care for battle casualties. Starring ALAN ALDA, LORETTA |

| | | |SWIT, LARRY LINVILLE, GARY BURGHOFF, JAMIE FARR, MIKE FARRELL, HARRY MORGAN |

| | | |and WILLIAM CHRISTOPHER. |

| | | | |

| 5:30 |DEAL OR NO DEAL 'CC' |G |ANDREW O'KEEFE returns in this exhilarating hit game show where contestants |

| | | |play for $200,000. |

| |[pic] | | |

| 6:00 |SEVEN NEWS WITH PETER MITCHELL CC' | |PETER MITCHELL presents today's news with DAVID BROWN updating the weather. |

| | | |Sport is with SANDY ROBERTS. |

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| 6:30 |TODAY TONIGHT WITH MATT WHITE 'CC' | |MATT WHITE reports on the latest news and current social issues. |

| |[pic] [pic] | | |

| |Wednesday, May 20, 2009 | | |

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| 7:00 |HOME AND AWAY 'CC' |PG |Irene struggles to adapt to prison life. Angelo threatens Hugo's livelihood. |

| | | |Charlie is forced to take sides. Starring LYNNE MCGRANGER, ESTHER ANDERSON, |

| |[pic] [pic] | |BERNARD CURRY and LUKE JACOBZ. |

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| 7:30 |THANK GOD YOU'RE HERE 'CC' |PG |Get ready to open the door to a brand new season of hilarious performers put |

| | | |into elaborate dramatic peril. Host SHANE BOURNE and generous judge TOM |

| |[pic] | |GLEISNER return with many new exciting situations. |

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| 8:30 |CRIMINAL MINDS 'CC' |M |A SHADE OF GRAY |

| | | |When profiling a series of child abductions and murders, the team discovers |

| |[pic] [pic] [pic] | |that one of the cases may not be the handiwork of the serial killer they |

| | | |apprehended. Guest starring GRETCHEN EGOLF, JOHN BILLINGSLEY and JOHN ALLEN |

| | | |NELSON. Also starring JOE MANTEGNA, THOMAS GIBSON, SHEMAR MOORE, PAGET |

| | | |BREWSTER, MATTHEW GRAY GUBLER, A J COOK, KIRSTEN VANGSNESS, KENDALL RYAN |

| | | |SANDERS, SPENCER GARRETT, MARK ARNOLD, CAROLINE BIELSKIS and ROBBIE TUCKER. |

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| 9:30 |MY NAME IS EARL 'CC' |PG |SWEET JOHNNY |

| | | |Earl tries in vain to cross an amateur stuntman off his list after he tricked|

| |[pic] [pic] [pic] | |him and then put the moves on his girlfriend, but the man's permanent |

| | | |injuries make it a challenge. Meanwhile, Joy buys a gun after being |

| | | |carjacked. Special guest starring DAVID ARQUETTE. Also starring JASON LEE, |

| | | |ETHAN SUPLEE, JAIME PRESSLY, NADINE VELAZQUEZ, EDDIE STEEPLES and KATY MIXON.|

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|10:00 |FAMILY GUY 'CC' |M |THE MAN WITH TWO BRIANS |

| | | |When Brian hurts his back, Peter thinks Brian's getting too old and brings |

| | | |another dog - named 'New Brian' - into the family. When everyone falls in |

| | | |love with the new pet, Brian leaves home. Guest starring JOHNNY KNOXVILLE. |

| | | |Also with the voices of SETH MACFARLANE, SETH GREEN, MILA KUNIS, ALEX |

| | | |BORSTEIN, MIKE HENRY, JOHN VIENER, PATRICK WARBURTON, ALEC SULKIN and DANNY |

| | | |SMITH. |

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|10:30 |RUSSELL BRAND'S PONDERLAND |M |CLASS |

| | | |Russell delves into the classic British obsession of class. No stone is left |

| |[pic] | |unturned as Russell ponders the romance of the working classes, the impact of|

| | | |the National Lottery and the surprising pleasures of hunting. |

|11:00 |LOST |M |DETAILS TO BE ADVISED |

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|12:00 |DATELINE NBC (R) |PG |CHARLES MANSON: THE DEVIL'S BUSINESS |

| | | |An insight into Charles Manson, his family & the L.A rampage. |

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| 1:00 |A COUNTRY PRACTICE |G |IN SICKNESS AND IN HEALTH - PART 2 |

| | | |Frank's precise schedule for the wedding day falls to pieces when Matt Tyler |

| | | |enlists his aid and Alex is left waiting at the church. Starring SHANE |

| | | |PORTEOUS, LORRAE DESMOND, BRIAN WENZEL, JOYCE JACOBS, SYD HEYLEN, GORDON |

| | | |PIPER, JOAN SYDNEY, DI SMITH, JOSEPHINE MITCHELL, BRETT CLIMO, KATE RAISON, |

| | | |JOHN TARRANT, NICK BUFALO, SARAH LAMBERT, RHYS MC CONNOCHIE, EMILY LEIDING, |

| | | |JUDY FERRIS, JAMES WHEELER, PETER BROWNE, HAROLD JONES, ROB BAXTER, OLGA |

| | | |DICKIE and ALAN FAULKNER. |

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| 2:00 |HOME SHOPPING | |Shopping program. |

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| 4:00 |NBC TODAY 'CC' |G |International news and weather. Including interviews with newsmakers in the |

| | | |world of politics, business, media, entertainment and sport. |

| |[pic] | | |

| 5:30 |SEVEN EARLY NEWS 'CC' | |NATALIE BARR and MARK BERETTA present the latest news, sport and weather from|

| |[pic] [pic] | |around Australia and overseas. |

| |Thursday, May 21, 2009 | | |

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| 6:00 |SUNRISE 'CC' | |Wake up to Australia's number one breakfast show with DAVID KOCH and MELISSA |

| | | |DOYLE for all the latest news, sport and weather. |

| |[pic] [pic] | | |

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| 9:00 |THE MORNING SHOW 'CC' |PG |Same day news, views and a variety of regular segments covering health, |

| | | |fitness, celebrity gossip, cooking, counselling and fashion. Hosted by LARRY |

| |[pic] [pic] | |EMDUR and KYLIE GILLIES. |

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|11:30 |SEVEN MORNING NEWS 'CC' | |The latest news from around Australia and overseas. Presented by ANN SANDERS.|

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|12:00 |THIS RUGGED COAST (R) |G |TRAGEDY REEF |

| | | |Ben Cropp explores Middleton Reef, the southern- most coral reef in the |

| | | |world. |

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| 1:00 |FINAL 24 (R) |M |ANNA NICOLE SMITH |

| | | |Larger than life in every way, Anna Nicole Smith lived the American Dream - |

| |[pic] [pic] | |but not for long. Her final year is dominated by legal wranglings and beset |

| | | |with tragedy. |

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| 2:00 |THE GREAT OUTDOORS (R) 'CC' |G |Sail the Whitsundays, and pamper yourself in a Hawaiian mountain resort. |

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| 3:00 |HOUSE CALL |PG |JAMIE & REBECCA |

| | | |Jamie and Rebecca are reluctantly selling their seaside home to move for a |

| | | |new job. But with time running out, it's up to the House Call experts to help|

| | | |them tidy up their old place, get the price they want and look for their |

| | | |dream home. |

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| 3:30 |LARRY THE LAWNMOWER (R) 'CC' |P |Join Larry the Lawnmower and his friends for adventures in the garden. |

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| |[pic] [pic] **SERIES RETURN** | | |

| 4:00 |IT'S ACADEMIC 'CC' |C |SIMON REEVE returns with all new episodes of the educational and entertaining|

| | | |show where schools compete to win cash and prizes. |

| |[pic] | | |

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| 4:30 |SEVEN NEWS AT 4.30 'CC' | |The latest news sport and weather from around Australia and overseas. |

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| 5:00 |M*A*S*H (R) |G |QUO VADIS, CAPTAIN CHANDLER |

| | | |Intelligence officer Colonel Flagg, and psychiatrist Sidney Freedman, grapple|

| | | |over the fate of a wounded officer, Captain Chandler, who claims to be Jesus |

| | | |Christ. Starring ALAN ALDA, LORETTA SWIT, LARRY LINVILLE, GARY BURGHOFF, |

| | | |JAMIE FARR, MIKE FARRELL, HARRY MORGAN and WILLIAM CHRISTOPHER. |

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| 5:30 |DEAL OR NO DEAL 'CC' |G |ANDREW O'KEEFE returns in this exhilarating hit game show where contestants |

| | | |play for $200,000. |

| |[pic] | | |

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| 6:00 |SEVEN NEWS 'CC' | |PETER MITCHELL presents today's news with DAVID BROWN updating the weather. |

| | | |Sport is with SANDY ROBERTS. |

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| 6:30 |TODAY TONIGHT 'CC' | |MATT WHITE reports on the latest news and current social issues. |

| |[pic] [pic] | | |

| |Thursday, May 21, 2009 | | |

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| 7:00 |HOME AND AWAY 'CC' |PG |Is Irene strong enough to resist the temptation? Angelo's vendetta against |

| | | |Hugo escalates. Martha struggles to deal with her hatred of Angelo. Starring |

| |[pic] [pic] | |LYNNE MCGRANGER, JODI GORDON, BERNARD CURRY and LUKE JACOBZ. |

| 7:30 |GHOST WHISPERER 'CC' |PG |BODY OF WATER |

| | | |Melinda confronts a crisis that grips the whole town - the unearthing of a |

| |[pic] [pic] [pic] | |grave that leads to a mass haunting. But that's not nearly as scary to her as|

| | | |the woman who shows up to accept the engagement ring Sam bought for her. |

| | | |Guest starring TERI POLO and DAVID CLENNON. Also starring JENNIFER LOVE |

| | | |HEWITT, DAVID CONRAD, CAMRYN MANHEIM, CHRISTOPH SANDERS, JAMIE KENNEDY, APRIL|

| | | |GRACE, JESSICA TUCK, KENNETH MITCHELL, EMMA BELL, AYRE GROSS and ANNIE |

| | | |ABBOTT. |

| 8:30 |GREY'S ANATOMY 'CC' |M |BEFORE AND AFTER |

| | | |Archer arrives at Seattle Grace and after a dire prognosis, Derek warns |

| |[pic] [pic] [pic] **CROSSOVER WITH PRIVATE PRACTICE** | |Addison that his chances of surviving surgery are minimal and that the |

| | | |ultimate decision is up to her brother. After an exhausting day the doctors |

| | | |let off steam at the bar, unbeknownst that back at the hospital another |

| | | |emergency is in full swing. Guest starring KATE WALSH, AUDRA MCDONALD, TAYE |

| | | |DIGGS, GRANT SHOW, JENNIFER WESTFELDT, BEN SHENKMAN and MELISSA GEORGE. Also |

| | | |starring ELLEN POMPEO, PATRICK DEMPSEY, SANDRA OH, KATHERINE HEIGL, JUSTIN |

| | | |CHAMBERS, T R KNIGHT, CHANDRA WILSON, JAMES PICKENS, JR, SARA RAMIREZ, ERIC |

| | | |DANE, CHYLER LEIGH, KEVIN MCKIDD, LAURA ALLEN, SAM ANDERSON, STEVEN W BAILEY|

| | | |and BRANDON SCOTT. |

| 9:30 |PRIVATE PRACTICE 'CC' |M |EX-LIFE |

| | | |The doctors rush back to the hospital and it is now Derek who seeks Addison's|

| |[pic] [pic] [pic] **CROSSOVER CONTINUES NEXT THURSDAY | |advice with an unexpected post-operative problem that could threaten his |

| |WITH GREY’S ANATOMY** | |pregnant patient's life. Meanwhile, Bailey and Naomi work together to find |

| | | |the reason for Sam's sudden asthma attack. And back at Oceanside Wellness, |

| | | |the doctors treat a mother suffering from postpartum depression. Guest |

| | | |starring PATRICK DEMPSEY, ERIC DALE, CHANDRA WILSON, JAMES PICKENS JR, JUSTIN|

| | | |CHAMBERS, ABIGAIL SPENCER, JENNIFER WESTFELDT and BEN SHENKMAN. Also starring|

| | | |KATE WALSH, TIM DALY, AUDRA MCDONALD, PAUL ADELSTEIN, KADEE STRICKLAND, CHRIS|

| | | |LOWELL, TAYE DIGGS, AMY BRENNEMAN, STEVEN W BAILEY and GRANT SHOW. |

|10:30 |HEROES 'CC' |M |EXPOSED |

| | | |Matt and Peter race to rescue Daphne and recover files that will expose the |

| |[pic] [pic] [pic] | |government's plans for those with abilities. Claire finds help from an |

| | | |unlikely source. Sylar begins to have memories of his father. And The Hunter |

| | | |puts his own agenda into action with an explosive surprise for one of our |

| | | |heroes. Starring MILO VENTIMIGLIA, HAYDEN PANETTIERE, MASI OKA, ALI LARTER, |

| | | |JACK COLEMAN, GREG GRUNBERG, ADRIAN PASDAR, ZACHARY QUINTO, JAMES KYSON LEE, |

| | | |SENDHIL RAMAMURTHY, CRISTINE ROSE, ZELJKO IVANEK, JUSTIN BALDONI, DAN BYRD, |

| | | |TAYLOR COLE, NATALIE SALINS and DAVID LAWRENCE. |

|11:30 |BEAUTY AND THE GEEK |PG |RAPS, RHYMES AND GEEKS |

| | | |While a looming talent competition between Beauties and Geeks will determine |

| | | |who is eliminated next, one team begins to work together while the other is |

| | | |plagued with infighting and distrust. Hosted by MIKE RICHARDS. |

|12:30 |7HD LATE MOVIE (1999) |M |DANGEROUS ATTRACTION |

| | |(V,S,L) |A successful career woman finds herself in a dangerous power struggle, |

| | | |back-dropped by murder, when she begins to uncover the true identity of the |

| | | |two men she is dating. Starring ANDREA ROTH, LINDEN ASHBY, RAE DAWN CHONG, |

| | | |IAN TRACEY, AARON PEARL, IAN MARSH, PAUL MCGILLION, MARYA DELVER, NELS |

| | | |LENNARSON, AMY ESTERLE and MICHAEL P NORTHEY. |

| 2:00 |HOME SHOPPING | |Shopping program. |

| 4:00 |NBC TODAY 'CC' |G |International news and weather. Including interviews with newsmakers in the |

| | | |world of politics, business, media, entertainment and sport. |

| |[pic] | | |

| 5:30 |SEVEN EARLY NEWS 'CC' | |NATALIE BARR and MARK BERETTA present the latest news, sport and weather from|

| |[pic] [pic] | |around Australia and overseas. |

| |Friday, May 22, 2009 | | |

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| 6:00 |SUNRISE 'CC' | |Wake up to Australia's number one breakfast show with DAVID KOCH and MELISSA |

| | | |DOYLE for all the latest news, sport and weather. |

| |[pic] [pic] | | |

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| 9:00 |THE MORNING SHOW 'CC' |PG |Same day news, views and a variety of regular segments covering health, |

| | | |fitness, celebrity gossip, cooking, counselling and fashion. Hosted by LARRY |

| |[pic] [pic] | |EMDUR and KYLIE GILLIES. |

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| | | | |

|11:30 |SEVEN MORNING NEWS WITH ANN SANDERS 'CC' | |The latest news from around Australia and overseas. Presented by ANN SANDERS.|

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|12:00 |SPECIAL (R) |G |SURVIVAL ON A TROPICAL ISLE |

| | | |Follow Ben Cropp and his family as they re-enact how they survived a violent |

| | | |shipwreck and are left stranded on a uninhabited tropical island, living for |

| | | |seven days on the wild food found on land and in the sea. |

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| 1:00 |AFTERNOON MOVIE (R) (1942) |PG |THE BIG STREET |

| | |(V) |Comedy drama about a bus boy who devotes his life to a vain nightclub singer |

| |[pic] [pic] | |who became crippled. Starring HENRY FONDA, LUCILLE BALL, SAM LEVENE, EUGENE |

| | | |PALLETTE, BARTON MACLANE, AGNES MOOREHEAD, RAY COLLINS, HANZ CONRIED and |

| | | |OZZIE NELSON. |

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| 2:30 |DEAL OR NO DEAL |G |From 150 contestants one will win their way through to the final round, and |

| | | |the chance to win $200,000. Hosted by ANDREW O'KEEFE. |

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| 3:00 |HOUSE CALL |PG |ADRIAN |

| | | |Adrian wants to sell his family-sized home and find the perfect bachelor pad.|

| | | |But stalled renovations and problems with leaks have put paid to his plans |

| | | |for a fast sale. Can the House Call experts get him motivated to finish the |

| | | |job and achieve the price he wants? |

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| 3:30 |LARRY THE LAWNMOWER (R) 'CC' |P |Join Larry the Lawnmower and his friends for adventures in the garden. |

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| |[pic] [pic] | | |

| 4:00 |IT'S ACADEMIC 'CC' |C |SIMON REEVE returns with all new episodes of the educational and entertaining|

| | | |show where schools compete to win cash and prizes. |

| |[pic] | | |

| | | | |

| 4:30 |SEVEN NEWS AT 4.30 'CC' | |The latest news sport and weather from around Australia and overseas. |

| | | | |

| |[pic] [pic] | | |

| 5:00 |M*A*S*H (R) |G |DEAR PEGGY |

| | | |B.J writes home to his wife, Peg, reporting Klinger's escape attempts, the |

| | | |visiting of a formidable chaplain, and one of Frank's goof-ups. Starring ALAN|

| | | |ALDA, LORETTA SWIT, LARRY LINVILLE, GARY BURGHOFF, JAMIE FARR, MIKE FARRELL, |

| | | |HARRY MORGAN and WILLIAM CHRISTOPHER. |

| | | | |

| 5:30 |DEAL OR NO DEAL 'CC' |G |ANDREW O'KEEFE returns in this exhilarating hit game show where contestants |

| | | |play for $200,000. |

| |[pic] | | |

| 6:00 |SEVEN NEWS WITH PETER MITCHELL 'CC' | |PETER MITCHELL presents today's news with DAVID BROWN updating the weather. |

| | | |Sport is with SANDY ROBERTS. |

| |[pic] | | |

| 6:30 |TODAY TONIGHT WITH MATT WHITE 'CC' | |MATT WHITE reports on the latest news and current social issues. |

| |[pic] [pic] | | |

| |Friday, May 22, 2009 | | |

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| 7:00 |HOME AND AWAY 'CC' |PG |Hugo makes a startling admission to Martha. Claudia has news that will change|

| | | |Geoff's life. Liam pulls off a sting that wins over Belle. Starring JODI |

| |[pic] [pic] | |GORDON, JESSICA TOVEY, LINCOLN LEWIS, BERNARD CURRY, ALEXANDRA PARK and AXLE |

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| 7:30 |BETTER HOMES AND GARDENS 'CC' |G |CHELSEA FLOWER SHOW SPECIAL |

| | | |All the colour, celebrities and drama from London's world famous Chelsea |

| |[pic] | |Flower Show. Fast Ed makes Chelsea Buns for afternoon tea. Tara shows how |

| | | |easy it is to crochet yourself a flower carpet. Joh and Rob have three great |

| | | |backyard projects from left-overs - a giant bumble bee, a bird feeder and a |

| | | |cute snail you'll want to keep in your vegie patch. Jason reveals the secret |

| | | |of making a stunning dry stone wall for your garden. Dr Harry looks at a top |

| | | |family pet with royal connections.Tara shows how easy it is to crochet |

| | | |yourself a flower carpet. Joh and Rob have three great backyard projects from|

| | | |left-overs - a giant bumble bee, a bird feeder and a cute snail you'll want |

| | | |to keep in your vegie patch. Jason reveals the secret of making a stunning |

| | | |dry stone wall for your garden. Dr Harry looks at a top family pet with royal|

| | | |connections. |

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| 8:30 |2009 AFL PREMIERSHIP SEASON 'CC' |G |RND 9: GEELONG VS WESTERN BULLDOGS |

| | | |This match shapes as a battle of the heavyweights between two finals |

| |[pic] | |contenders. Geelong is again heavily fancied for the flag, while the Bulldogs|

| | | |at full strength have shown they can be a formidable force. Can the Bulldogs |

| | | |contain the star line-up of Geelong midfielders on Friday Night Football? Or |

| | | |will the Cats roll over another finals contender? |

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|11:45 |THE LATE MOVIE (R) (2003) |AV |JEEPERS CREEPERS 2 |

| | |(H,L) |Stranded on a lonely road, a bus full of high school basketball players, the |

| |[pic] | |coaches and cheerleaders have to defend themselves from the Creeper - a |

| | | |flesh- eating ancient monster that resurfaces on earth every 23 years to |

| | | |feed. Starring RAY WISE, JONATHAN BRECK, GARIKAYI MUTAMBIRWA, ERIC NENNINGER,|

| | | |NICKI LYNN AYCOX, MARIEH DELFINO, DIANA DELANO, THOM GOSSOM JR, BILLY AARON |

| | | |BROWN, LENA CARDWELL and AL SANTOS. |

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| 1:45 |AUCTION SQUAD (R) 'CC' |G |A blokey bachelor pad gets a 'Hollywood' makeover, for its starring role as a|

| | | |stylish 21st century family home. |

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| 3:00 |HOME SHOPPING | |Shopping program. |

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| 4:00 |NBC TODAY 'CC' |G |International news and weather. Including interviews with newsmakers in the |

| |[pic] | |world of politics, business, media, entertainment and sport. |

| |Saturday, May 23, 2009 | | |

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| 6:00 |MY FRIENDS TIGGER AND POOH (R) |G |EEYORE'S HOME SWEET HOME/ RABBIT'S PRIZED PUMPKIN |

| | | |Darby and Buster, join Pooh and Tigger to explore the natural world in many |

| |[pic] [pic] | |fun-filled adventures in The Hundred Acre Wood. |

| 6:30 |HANDY MANNY |G |RUSTY'S LITTLE LIGHT LIE / SQUEEZE IN A PINCH |

| | | |Manny is a helpful handyman, who with the help of his amazing set of talking |

| | | |tools is the town's expert when it comes to repairs. |

| 7:00 |SATURDAY DISNEY 'CC' |G |Great fun and entertainment including WIZARDS OF WAVERLY PLACE, HANNAH |

| | | |MONTANA and all your favourite Disney cartoons. Hosted by SHAE BREWSTER, |

| |[pic] | |SALLY STANTON and JACK YABSLEY. |

| | | |KIM POSSIBLE (R) |

| | | |WIZARDS OF WAVERLY PLACE: SAVING WIZ TECH - PART 1 |

| | | |HANNAH MONTANA: WOULD I LIE TO YOU, LILLY? |

| 9:00 |SATURDAY MORNING DISNEY MOVIE (2004) |G |TARZAN II |

| | | |In this charming animated sequel, Tarzan leaves his family after one of this |

| |[pic] **PREMIERE** | |missteps puts them in jeopardy and his thrilling new journey brings him face |

| | | |to face with the mysterious Zugor, the most powerful force in the land. |

| | | |Together, Tarzan and Zugor discover that being different is not a weakness |

| | | |and that friends and family are the greatest strength of all. With the voices|

| | | |of HARRISON CHAD. |

|10:30 |MICKEY MOUSE CLUBHOUSE |G |GOOFY BABY |

| | | |Help Mickey Mouse and his friends as they journey on different adventures |

| | | |filled with fun, puzzles and games. |

|11:00 |ZEKE'S PAD 'CC' |C |KING OF THE PAD |

| | | |When Zeke's mum grounds him, he gets frustrated with having no power. Except |

| |[pic] [pic] | |that he has the pad. Which means that he can draw himself as King! |

|11:30 |MASTER RAINDROP (R) 'CC' |C |FORGIVENESS |

| | | |Get ready for a fun and exciting adventure as four young friends journey |

| |[pic] | |across the timeless world of Asian myths and legends. |

|12:00 |SATURDAY DISNEY 'CC' |G |Great fun and entertainment including cartoons. Hosted by SHAE BREWSTER, |

| | | |SALLY STANTON and JACK YABSLEY. |

| |[pic] **ENCORE PRESENTATION** | |KIM POSSIBLE |

| | | |WIZARDS OF WAVERLY PLACE: SAVING WIZ TECH - PART 1 |

| | | |HANNAH MONTANA: WOULD I LIE TO YOU, LILLY? |

| 1:30 |DISNEY SATURDAY AFTERNOON MOVIE (R) (1998) |G |BREAKFAST WITH EINSTEIN |

| | | |Life could be better at the Mueller household. Dad, a famous cartoonist, is |

| | | |desperately searching for a new comic strip idea while trying to avoid his |

| | | |fiance's not so subtle hints that they marry. Eldest son, Ryan, is madly in |

| | | |love with the most stuck-up girl in school, and young Joey has been left by |

| | | |himself since his mother's death years before. When Joey meets a smartalecky|

| | | |dog named Einstein it is friendship at first sight as two lonely rascals team|

| | | |up against the world. Wreaking havoc on the Mueller household, making |

| | | |noise, tearing up furniture and smashing Dad's prized possession - the |

| | | |Cartoonist's Lifetime Achievement Award. Both Joey and Einstein are stuck in |

| | | |the dog house now. Joey gets the idea to enter Einstein a dog show and win |

| | | |the prize money of $500 to fix the trophy and prove Einstein is good for the |

| | | |family. Einstein wants nothing to do with the competition until he learns |

| | | |there is a hot dog waiting after every trick... with an edible incentive |

| | | |there is nothing Einstein can't do. Starring CHEECH MARTIN AND THOMAS |

| | | |GOTTSCHALK. |

| 3:00 |DISNEY SATURDAY AFTERNOON MOVIE (R) 'CC' (1959) |G |THE SHAGGY DOG |

| | | |TOMMY KIRK stars in this classic comedy as a shy 16 year-old who is changed |

| | | |into a large shaggy sheepdog when he tries a centuries old love spell. Wilby |

| | | |is a scientific whiz who is socially inept and tongue-tied around girls. His |

| | | |parents have no advice to offer their son, who yearns to start dating. When |

| | | |Wilby discovers a ring in his father's museum that once belonged to a woman |

| | | |who used it to spin magic love spells, he decides it is worth a go. So Wilby |

| | | |recites the inscription inside the ring and suddenly he is transformed into |

| | | |his neighbour's sheepdog. In hilarious sequences, Wilby is chased out of the |

| | | |house by his own father, who is allergic to dogs, pursued by animal control |

| | | |officers and involved in the robbery of an uncut diamond from his father's |

| | | |museum. To add to his problems, his brother Moochie wants to turn him into a |

| | | |pet, and he has attracted the romantic interest of a lovely lady cocker |

| | | |spaniel! Also starring FRED MAC MURRAY. |

| 5:00 |BETTER HOMES AND GARDENS 'CC' |G |CHELSEA FLOWER SHOW SPECIAL |

| | | |All the colour, celebrities and drama from London's world famous Chelsea |

| |[pic] **ENCORE PRESENTATION** | |Flower Show. Fast Ed makes Chelsea Buns for afternoon tea. Tara shows how |

| | | |easy it is to crochet yourself a flower carpet. Joh and Rob have three great |

| | | |backyard projects from left-overs - a giant bumble bee, a bird feeder and a |

| | | |cute snail you'll want to keep in your vegie patch. Jason reveals the secret |

| | | |of making a stunning dry stone wall for your garden. Dr Harry looks at a top |

| | | |family pet with royal connections. |

| 6:00 |SEVEN NEWS 'CC' | |JENNIFER KEYTE presents today's news with ROB GELL updating the weather. |

| |[pic] | |Sport is with TIM WATSON. |

| 6:30 |PROGRAM TBA | |DETAILS TO BE ADVISED |

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| 7:30 |KATH & KIM (R) 'CC' |PG |ROOTS |

| | | |Kel is desperate to find out if he is a nob with noble blood. Kath finds a |

| |[pic] | |family skeleton in her closet (well her walk in) and Sharon comes face to |

| | | |face with a long-lost relative from the other side of the world. Guest |

| | | |starring MATT LUCAS and STEPHEN PAGE. Also starring JANE TURNER, GINA RILEY, |

| | | |GLENN ROBBINS, PETER ROWSTHORN and MAGDA SZUBANSKI. |

| 8:00 |THE VICAR OF DIBLEY (R) 'CC' |PG |SPRING |

| | |(S,L) |Alice is busy arranging the christening for her and Hugo's new baby girl. |

| | | |However, to grandfather David's horror there is still much deliberation over |

| | | |the baby's full name. Starring DAWN FRENCH, GARY WALDHORN, JAMES FLEET, EMMA |

| | | |CHAMBERS, JOHN BLUTHAL, TREVOR PEACOCK, ROGER LLOYD-PACK and LIZ SMITH. |

| 9:00 |PROGRAM T.B.A | |DETAILS TO BE ADVISED |

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|11:20 |SCRUBS (R) |PG |MY FEMALE TROUBLE |

| | | |J.D. stirs things up with his newfound relationship with Neena the ice queen.|

| | | |And the battle continues between Mr. Korman, Neena, and Turk over the |

| | | |allegations that Turk destroyed Mr. Korman's tennis serve. Guest starring |

| | | |JULIANNA MARGULIES and RICHARD KIND. Also starring ZACH BRAFF, SARAH CHALKE, |

| | | |DONALD FAISON, JOHN C MCGINLEY, KEN JENKINS, JUDY REYES and NEIL FLYNN. |

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|11:50 |7HD LATE MOVIE (1997) |AV |BUTTER |

| |** PREMIERE ** |(V,L) |When a talented singer's career takes off, she decides to change record |

| | | |companies. Unfortunately for her, the ruthless company executives decide that|

| | | |they would rather see her dead than switch. Soon after, she is found dead of |

| | | |a drug overdose and her manager/cousin is the one left holding the pill |

| | | |bottle. Totally innocent, he launches his own investigation while |

| | | |simultaneously trying to stay out of jail. Starring ERNIE HUDSON, SHEMAR |

| | | |MOORE, NIA LONG, DONNIE WAHLBERG, YONY TODD, SALLI RICHARDSON and TERRENCE |

| | | |HOWARD. |

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| 1:30 |FINAL 24 (R) |MA |JOHN BELUSHI |

| | |(D) |Investigate the root of Belushi's drug addiction and uncover the events that |

| |[pic] [pic] [pic] | |led to his final reckless act. |

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| 2:15 |SPECIAL (R) |G |SECRETS OF THE RIVER |

| | | |This Award-winning special from BEN CROPP looks at the lifecycle of the |

| | | |Normanby River in Lakefield National Park. A century ago this young river was|

| | | |dammed, dredged, and diverted in man's lust for gold. Now it flows peacefully|

| | | |down the rainforest mountain and meanders across a broad flood plain. The |

| | | |river is home to many animals, wallabies, birds, dingoes, water crocodiles, |

| | | |turtles, mud crabs and many more. To all these creatures, the wild river is |

| | | |in their life blood, as it flows from source to sea. |

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| 3:05 |HOT AUCTIONS (R) 'CC' |G |Join host MICHAEL CATON as a historic Melbourne ballroom goes under the |

| | | |hammer and two big spending property developers take to the floor See what |

| |[pic] | |happens when the music begins. |

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| 3:30 |IT IS WRITTEN |G |THE MOST 'NATURAL' COMMANDMENT |

| | | |Everyone has challenging issues when it comes to family. Nobody has an |

| | | |absolutely perfect relationship with his or her parents, no matter how good |

| | | |it gets. This is why, frankly, God has to remind us to honour our parents. In|

| | | |this program Shawn Boonstra explains the meaning of the fifth commandment, |

| | | |and its healing power. |

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| 4:00 |HOME SHOPPING | |Shopping program. |

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| 5:00 |DATELINE NBC |PG |STONE PHILLIPS and ANN CURRY present coverage of breaking news from the USA. |

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