LIST OF SONGS



LIST OF SONGS

BAR NONE

BAR NONE X

|Bar None Song Title |To the Tune of: |Bar None Lyrics by: |

|Addicted to Law |“Addicted to Love,” as performed by Robert Palmer |Dyche, Scott |

|Be Our Guest |“Be Our Guest” from Beauty and the Beast |Rubenstein, Ken |

|Jobless |“Homeless,” as performed by Paul Simon |Bragalone, Jeff |

|Makin’ Partner |“Makin’ Whoopee” |Rubenstein, Ken |

|If We Had Aggie J.D.s |“Officer Krupke” from West Side Story |Rubenstein, Ken |

|Write Me a Brief |“Piano Man,” as performed by Billy Joel |Rubenstein, Ken |

|Respect |“Respect,” as performed by Aretha Franklin |Hebert, Suzanne |

|Undecided |“Reunited,” as performed by Peaches and Herb |Rubenstein, Ken |

|Can’t Hurry Law |“Stop, in the Name of Love,” as performed by the |Hebert, Suzanne |

| |Supremes | |

|Let’s Do the Bar None Again |“Time Warp, The” from The Rocky Horry Picture Show |Calhoun, Mikelle |

| | |Hardwick, Martha |

|Trashy Women |“Trashy Women,” as performed by the Confederate Railroad|Dyche, Scott |

|Why Haven’t I Heard From You? |“Why Haven’t I Heard From You?” as performed by Reba |Dyche, Scott |

| |McIntyre | |

|Stop in the Name of Law |“You Can’t Hurry Love,” as performed by the Supremes |Hebert, Suzanne |

BAR NONE X - SKITS

|Bar None Skit Title |Bar None Skit By |

|Best of the Lounge Lizard, The |Bragalone, Jeff |

|Evolution of Litigation, The |D.C. Bar Association |

|(from Bar None I) | |

|Home Lawyer |Koenecke, Mike |

|(from Bar None II) |Rubenstein, Ken |

|Best of Eyeball Witness News |Buchmeyer, Jerry |

|Alternative Dispute Resolution Training |Koenecke, Mike |

|(from Bar None V) | |

|Hans & Franx, P.C. |Bragalone, Jeff |

|(from Bar None V) | |

|Dallas Jury Selection in the 90’s |Rubenstein, Ken |

|(from Bar None VIII) | |

|ER Law |Rubenstein, Ken |

|Case of the Estate of Humpty Dumpty versus the Crown |Rubenstein, Ken |

|(from Bar None VI) | |

|Samurai District Clerk |Harston, Bryan |

|(from Bar None V) | |

|Price is Rights, The |Alleman, Tom |

|(from Bar None VII) | |

|Wayne’s Legal World Redeux |Bragalone, Jeff |

| |Bragalone, Mickie |

|Moeturnity |Alleman, Tom |

BAR NONE XI

|Bar None Song Title |To the Tune of: |Bar None Lyrics by: |

|Litigator |“Broadway Baby” from Follies |Rubenstein, Ken |

|Boob Lawyer |“Brown Sugar,” as performed by the Rolling Stones |Dyche, Scott |

|I Can’t Say Yes |“I Can’t Say No” from Oklahoma |Rubenstein, Ken |

|I Just Can’t Wait to Be Judge |“I Just Can’t Wait to be King” from The Lion King |Rubenstein, Ken |

|This Wacky Bar None Show |“Old Time Rock and Roll,” as performed by Bob Seeger |Rubenstein, Ken |

|Clintons, The |“Only One Who Could Ever Reach Me, The,” as performed by|Dyche, Scott |

| |Dusty Springfield |Hebert, Suzanne |

|Clintons, The |“Queen of Denial,” as performed by Pam Tillis |Dyche, Scott |

| | |Hebert, Suzanne |

|Sequestration Man |“Secret Agent Man,” as performed by Johnny Rivers |Taubenfeld, Marc |

|Why Are We Here? |“YMCA,” as performed by the Village People |Rubenstein, Ken |

BAR NONE XI - SKITS

|Bar None Skit Title |Bar None Skit By |

|Johnny C’s Trial Skills School |Dyche, Scott A. |

| |Hardwick, Martha J. |

|Today on Oprah: History’s Closet Lawyers |Rubenstein, Ken |

|Lawyer Toy Story |Rubenstein, Ken |

|Candidating Game, The |Rubenstein, Ken |

|Newlymerged Game, The |Alleman, Tom |

|Litigating with Martha Potter Stewart |Fazio, Frances |

|Can’t You Send Us Moore? |Rubenstein, Ken |

| |Taubenfeld, David R.N. |

| |Taubenfeld, Marc W. |

|Brady Firm, The |Alleman, Tom |

| |Hofmeister, Kent |

| |Rubenstein, Ken |

|DeMoeCracy |Alleman, Tom |

BAR NONE XII

|Bar None Song Title |To the Tune of: |Bar None Lyrics by: |

|Coffee In That Lady’s Lap |“Coffee in a Cardboard Cup” from And the World Goes |Rubenstein, Ken |

| |Round | |

|Lunacy Tonight |“Comedy Tonight” from Forum |Rubenstein, Ken |

|Little Rock Gal |“Dixie Chicken,” as performed by Little Feat |Dyche, Scott |

|Evita-isms |“Don’t Cry for Me . . .” from Evita |Rubenstein, Ken |

|I Go to Bar None |“I Go to the Rock” from The Preacher’s Wife |Alleman, Tom |

| | |Hock, Sarah |

| | |Hock, Virginia |

|It’s Just a Bar None Show |“It’s Only Rock and Roll,” as performed by the Rolling |Dyche, Scott |

| |Stones | |

|Stupid Complex Legalistic Meaningless |“Supercalifragilisticexpealidocious” from Mary Poppins |Rubenstein, Ken |

|Verboseness | | |

|Under the Sea |“Under the Sea” from The Little Mermaid |Rubenstein, Ken |

|We Want Lost Wages |“Viva Las Vegas,” as performed by Elvis Presley |Taubenfeld Marc |

|Walk Like The Men |“Walk Like a Man,” as performed by the Four Seasons |Rubenstein, Ken |

BAR NONE XII - SKITS

|Bar None Skit Title |Bar None Skit By |

|White House B&B |Taubenfeld, Marc W. |

|Divided Kingdom |Rubenstein, Ken |

|Rowan & Martin, P.C.’s Law-In |Buchmeyer, Jerry |

| |Heisz, Laura |

| |Rubenstein, Ken |

|Legalese of the Future |Rubenstein, Ken |

|Singled, Ouch! |Alleman, Tom |

|Mock Trial Cheerleaders |Rubenstein, Ken |

|Absence of Moe-lice |Alleman, Tom |

BAR NONE XIII

|Bar None Song Title |To the Tune of: |Bar None Lyrics by: |

|Because I Used to Love Her |“Because I Used to Love Her,” as performed by Bobby |Dyche, Scott |

| |Womack |Rubenstein, Ken |

|Don’t Let Me Go, HMO |“Build Me Up, Buttercup,” as performed by The |Rubenstein, Ken |

| |Foundations | |

|We are Ready for Bar None |“Do You Hear the People Sing” from Les Miserables |Rubenstein, Ken |

|Cowtown |“Downtown,” as performed by Petula Clark |Rubenstein, Ken |

|This May’r’s Something |“Joint is Jumpin’, The” from Ain’t Misbehaving |Rubenstein, Ken |

|Oh, Go Home Now! |“Oklahoma” from Oklahoma |Rubenstein, Ken |

|McBryde |“Rawhide” |Rubenstein, Ken |

|‘Cause I’m Sleezy |“Take It Easy,” as performed by the Eagles |Dyche, Scott |

| | |Rubenstein, Ken |

|Tobacco |“Tomorrow” from Annie |Rubenstein, Ken |

|Wanna Be (in Bar None) |“Wannabe,” as performed by the Spice Girls |Dyche, Scott |

|We Found Yvonne’s Stealing |“You’ve Lost That Lovin’ Feelin,” as performed by the |Rubenstein, Ken |

| |Righteous Brothers | |

|Zip Up Your Doo Dah |“Zippity Doo-Dah” from Song of the South |Dyche, Scott |

| | |Rubenstein, Ken |

BAR NONE XIII - SKITS

|Bar None Skit Title |Bar None Skit By |

|Litigating With Martha Potter Stewart |Fazio, Frances |

| |Greenwood, Glenda |

|Salem Witch Trial |Rubenstein, Ken |

|Baron & Budd Ethics Infomercial, The |Dyche, Scott |

|Jerry Springer Show, The |Rubenstein, Ken |

|Gong Show, The |Alleman, Tom |

|Fringe People’s Court, The |Rubenstein, Ken |

|Moestradamus |Alleman, Tom |

BAR NONE XIV

|Bar None Song Title |To the Tune of: |Bar None Lyrics by: |

|A Night of Bar None To Do |“A Lot of Living to Do” from Bye-Bye, Birdie |Hofmeister, Kent |

|Are You Loathsome Tonight? |“Are You Lonesome Tonight?” as performed by Elvis |Hofmeister, Kent |

| |Presley | |

|Working Song, The |“As Tears Go By,” as performed by Mick Jagger and Keith |Dyche, Scott |

| |Richards | |

|Big Firm High |“Bali Hai” from South Pacific |Kaufman, Michael |

|George Bush the Younger |“George of the Jungle” cartoon theme song |Rubenstein, Ken |

|Houston Lawyers |“Houston Oilers” fight song |Jordan, Bob |

|There Was a Time |“I Dreamed a Dream” from Les Miserables |Rubenstein, Ken |

|I Love Big D |“I Love LA,” as performed by Randy Newman |Dyche, Scott |

|Daydreamin’ |“Margaritaville,” as performed by Jimmy Buffet |Alleman, Tom |

| | |Hardwick, Martha |

| | |Hofmeister, Kent |

|Morales |“Maria” from Paint Your Wagon |Hofmeister, Kent |

|Done! |“One” from A Chorus Line |Dyche, Scott |

|Vial Hamilton Song, The |“Poor, Poor Pitiful Me,” as performed by Warren Zevon |Dyche, Scott |

|Reasons to Bill |“Seasons of Love” from Rent |Rubenstein, Ken |

|Red-Headed Litigator Song, The |“They Don’t Know About Us,” as performed by Kristy |Dyche, Scott |

| |McColl | |

BAR NONE XIV - SKITS

|Bar None Skit Title |Bar None Skit By |

|MasterCard Commercial |Dyche, Scott |

|Houston Firm Ad/PSA/Humor Announcement |Meek, Kevin |

|Late Night on Channel 27 |Koenecke, Mike |

|A Meeting of Attorneys Anonymous/The Unemployed Attorney |Meek, Kevin |

|Bar Non Dyslexic Theater |Dyche, Scott |

|Ally, Get Real |Boren, B.C. |

|Bar None Word Game, The |Wong, Michele |

|Moe: L.D. |Alleman, Tom |

|Ab Fab CLE |Fazio, Frances |

|Shakespeare in Law |Rudman, Jody |

|Mediation, New York Style |Koenecke, Mike |

|Top Ten Chapters You Won’t See in Laura Miller’s Autobiography, The |Rudman, Jody |

|Salesman, The |Knight, Don |

BAR NONE XV

|Bar None Song Title |To the Tune of: |Bar None Lyrics by: |

|All Those Laughs |“All That Jazz” from Chicago |Rubenstein, Ken |

|We Do Family |“We Are Family,” as performed by Sister Sledge |Magee, Anthony |

|Lawyer’s Lament |“Canon in D” by Pachelbel (Pachelbel’s Canon) |Rudman, Jody |

|Changing My Decision |“Changing my Religion,” as performed by R.E.M. |Levy, Eric |

|Crazy Little Thing Called Law |“Crazy Little Thing Called Love,” as performed by Dwight|Hofmeister, Kent |

| |Yoakum | |

|Brains, 10, Charm, 3 |“Dance 10, Looks 3” from A Chorus Line |Rubenstein, Ken |

|Half Day-O |“Day-O,” as performed by Harry Belafonte |Taubenfeld, Marc |

|Contingent |“Distance, The,” as performed by Cake |Levy, Eric |

|How Long ‘Til I Do Something Right? |“Galileo,” as performed by the Indigo Girls |Bridges, Kandice |

|How Could You Believe Me? |“How Could You Believe Me?” and “Aura Lee” |Anderson, Matt |

|I Like It, I Love It |“I Like It, I Love It,” as performed by Tim McGraw |Johnston, Randy |

|Four |“Torn,” as performed by Natalie Imbruglia |Indorf, David |

|Who Can Ask For More? |“When I’m 64,” as performed by the Beatles |Rubenstein, Ken |

|Wonderful Job |“Wonderful World,” as performed by Art Garfunkel and |Anderson, Matt |

| |James Taylor | |

|We’re Nothing Without You |“You’re Nothing Without Me” from City of Angels |Rubenstein, Ken |

BAR NONE XV - SKITS

|Bar None Skit Title |Bar None Skit By |

|Belo Witch Project, The (Video) |Knight, Don |

| |Knight, Katherine |

| |Mighell, Tom |

|Titanic Lawyer |Knight, Don |

|Sue World |Alleman, Tom |

|Multidisciplinary Firm, The |Koenecke, Mike |

| |Levy, Eric |

| |Magee, Anthony |

|Wedding, The |Weatherbie, David |

|Who Wants to Sue a Millionaire? |Knight, Don |

|Dr. Laura |Johnston, Randy |

|Garage Sale Road Show, The |Rubenstein, Ken |

|Bar None Fundraiser |Knight, Don |

|$25,000 Pyramid, The |Levy, Eric |

|Probate Lawyer, The |Koenecke, Mike |

| |Magee, Anthony |

BAR NONE XVI

|Bar None Song Title |To the Tune of: |Bar None Lyrics by: |

|Associate’s Dream, The |“American Dream, The” from Miss Saigon |Rubenstein, Ken |

|Lawyers’ Redemption |“As I Went Down to the River” from Brother Where Art |Rudman, Jody |

| |Thou? | |

|Law Firm of the Hells |“Canon of the Bells” |Levy, Eric |

|Devil Went Down to Dallas, The |“Devil Went Down to George. The,” as performed by The |Kirk, Camille |

| |Charlie Daniels Band | |

|Always Billing Time |“For the Longest Time,” as performed by Billy Joel |Rubenstein, Ken |

|I’ve Got the Law Right Here |“Fugue for Tinhorns” from Guys and Dolls |Dunklin, Bryan |

| | |Meyers, Lucy |

|Bar None Fun |“Fun, Fun, Fun,” as performed by The Beach Boys |Indorf, David |

| | |Meyers, Lucy |

| | |Rudman, Jody |

|I Need Some Bucks to Campaign |“I Get No Kick from Champagne,” as performed by Cole |Rubenstein, Ken |

| |Porter | |

|Gung Ho New D.A. |“I Saw Her Standing There,” as performed by the Beatles |Indorf, David |

|I Practice Law in the Morning |“I’ve Got the Sun in the Morning and the Moon at Night” |Meyers, Lucy |

| |from Annie Get Your Gun | |

|People Will Say We’re In Law |“People Will Say We’re in Love” from Oklahoma |Dunklin, Bryan |

| | |Hardwick, Martha |

| | |Hofmeister, Kent |

|Why Not Bar None? |“Ring a Ding Ding,” as performed by Jimmy Van Heusen and|Koenecke, Mike |

| |Sammy Cahn | |

|Take Me for What I Am? |“Take Me or Leave Me” from Rent |Bridges, Kandice |

|Telephone Song, The |“Telephone Song, The” from Bye Bye Birdie |Dunklin, Bryan |

| | |Hofmeister, Kent |

BAR NONE XVI - SKITS

|Bar None Skit Title |Bar None Skit By |

|Discovery, The |Gwinn, Steve |

|Last of the Vittorios, The |Koenecke, Mike |

|Moe |Alleman, Tom |

|Disclaimer Theatre |Weatherbie, David |

|Grisham’s Muse |Indorf, David |

| |Meyers, Lucy |

|Crouching Tiger, Hidden Lawyer |Weatherbie, David |

|Tech Support |Knight, Don |

| |Knight, Katherine |

|First Year’s Desiderata |Knight, Don |

|Punch Line Theatre |Weatherbie, David |

|Bar None Boys |Davey, Elizabeth |

| |Indorf, David |

| |Mighell, Tom |

|Xtreme Bar Association |Indorf, David |

| |Meyers, Lucy |

|Behind the Music: The Lounge Lizard (Video) |Bragalone, Jeff |

| |Hardwick, Martha |

| |Knight, Don |

| |Knight, Katherine |

BAR NONE XVII

|Bar None Song Title |To the Tune of: |Bar None Lyrics by: |

|New Firm |“Blue Moon” |Koenecke, Mike |

|Associate Tragedy |“Bohemian Rhapsody,” as performed by Queen |Anderson, Matt |

|At En Ron Ron |“Da Do Ron Ron,” as performed by the Crystals |Weatherbie, David |

|Easy Money |“Easy Money” from The Life |Turner, Liz |

|CLE |“Get A Job” |Koenecke, Mike |

|Do They Have to Know? |“If You Have to Know,” as performed by Lonnie Mack and |Lowy, Marty |

| |Stevie Ray Vaughn | |

|Miller Queen |“Killer Queen,” as performed by Queen |Indorf, David |

| | |Meyers, Lucy |

|Bar None’s Hot |“LeJazz Hot” from Victor, Victoria |Dunklin, Bryan |

|Loser Motion |“Locomotion,” as performed by Little Eva |Levy, Eric |

|Billing’s Always Been My Strongest Suit |“My Strongest Suit” from Aida |Bridges, Kandice |

|Lawyers Love Bar None |“Papa Loves Mambo,” by Perry Como |Levy, Eric |

|Make Rain |“Sh-Boom” |Koenecke, Mike |

|Sitting in Limbo |“Sitting in Limbo,” as performed by Jimmy Cliff |Taubenfeld, Marc |

|Six Weeks Out of Every Year |“Six Months Out of Every Year” from Damn Yankees |Indorf, David |

|Legal Geek |“Super Freak,” as performed by Rick James |Levy, Eric |

|Gotta Sue |“Waterloo,” as performed by Abba |Lineberry, Allen |

| | |Weatherbie, David |

| | |Weatherbie, Paula |

|In the Middle of the Night |In the Still of the Night” |Koenecke, Mike |

|Final Ruling |Little Darlin’” |Koenecke, Mike |

BAR NONE XVII - SKITS

|Bar None Skit Title |Bar None Skit By |

|Courthouse by Moe Hearing and Trial Blaster Kit |Alleman, Tom |

|Appeal, The |Gwinn, Steve |

|Identity Theft |Weatherbie, David |

| |Weil, Nelson |

|Script Committee Meeting |Weatherbie, David |

|Bedtime Story |Levy, Eric |

|Wild Kingdom II |Johnston, Randy |

|Bar None Bard |Venglarik, Dan |

|Miss Cleo |Johnson, T.J. |

| |Levy, Eric |

| |Weatherbie, David |

|Beagle, Shyster & Beagle |Koenecke, Mike |

|New Bar One Guy |Gwinn, Steve |

| |Indorf, David |

| |Meyers, Lucy |

|Standup & Standup |Weatherbie, David |

BAR NONE XVIII

|Bar None Song Title |To the Tune of: |Bar None Lyrics by: |

|All I Care About |“All I Care About” from Chicago |Indorf, David |

| | |Meyers, Lucy |

|Texas Insurance |“Blessed Assurance” |Goodman, Kay |

| | |Johnson, T.J. |

|It All Belongs to Me |“It All Belongs to Me,” as performed by Irving Berlin |Anderson, Matt |

|We’re Glad You Came to Bar None |“Lullaby of Broadway, The” from 42nd Street |Taubenfeld, Marc |

|Legal Brief Writer |“Paperback Writer,” as performed by the Beatles |Indorf, David |

| | |Meyers, Lucy |

|Use the Formula |“Razzle Dazzle” from Chicago |Anderson, Matt |

|Drink a Toast to Bar None |“September,” as performed by Earth, Wind & Fire |Indorf, David |

| | |Meyers, Lucy |

|Smokin’ In A Restaurant |“Smokin’ In the Boys’ Room,” as performed by Motley Crue|Venglarik, Dan |

|Trial Lawyer |“Space Cowboy,” as performed by the Steve Miller Band |Anderson, Matt |

|Law Graduates’ Lament |“Stepsisters’ Lament” from Cinderella |Askew, Karen |

|Tell Me More |“Summer Nights” from Grease |Taubenfeld, Marc |

|Workin’ After Midnight |“Walkin’ After Midnight,” as performed by Patsy Cline |Anderson, Matt |

|Judges’ Ruling Spree |“Zombie Jamboree,” as performed by Rockapella |Lineberry, Allen |

BAR NONE XVIII - SKITS

|Bar None Skit Title |Bar None Skit By |

|Welcome to the Moe-gic Kingdom |Alleman, Tom |

|One Stop Law Mart |Koenecke, Mike |

| |Wong, Michele |

|Friends of Laura Miller |Knight, Katherine |

|Audition, The |Indorf, David |

| |Meyers, Lucy |

|Bar None: Fantasy v. Reality (Video) |Knight, Don |

| |Knight, Katherine |

|Anti-Detroit Project, The |Askew, Karen |

| |Turner, Liz |

| |Venglarik, Dan |

|Court Coordinator’s and Clerks’ Fantasy, The |Askew, Karen |

| |Hardwick Hofmeister, Martha |

| |Koenecke, Mike |

| |Robertson, Jim |

| |Venglarik, Dan |

|Commercial Breaks |Johnson, T.J. |

| |Look, Jeff |

| |Turner, Liz |

| |Venglarik, Dan |

| |Weatherford, Sid |

BAR NONE XIX

|Bar None Song Title |To the Tune of: |Bar None Lyrics by: |

|I Had to Sue Him |“Cell Block Tango” from Chicago |Weatherbie, David |

|File Every Lawsuit |“Climb Every Mountain” from The Sound of Music |Goldstein, Ron |

|Billing Hours Until Dawn |“Counting Flowers on the Wall,” as performed by the |Weatherbie, David |

| |Statler Brothers | |

|Do We Speak Legalese? |“Do you Remember These,” as performed by the Statler |Weatherbie, David |

| |Brothers | |

|For Good |“For Good” from Wicked |Mighell, Tom |

|La Vie JD |“La Vie Boheme” from Rent | |

|Lawshack |“Loveshack,” as performed by the B-52s |Dhir, Rocky |

| | |Gwinn, Steve |

| | |Indorf, David |

| | |Johnson, T.J. |

| | |Meyers, Lucy |

| | |Newman, Larry |

|Music for Nothing |“Money for Nothing,” as performed by Dire Straits |Look, Jeff |

|Powerful |“Popular” from Wicked |Indorf, David |

| | |Meyers, Lucy |

|Come To the Bar None Show |“Put on Your Sunday Clothes” from Hello Dolly! |Tucker, Max |

|The Hillary Song |“Why Can’t I,” as performed by Liz Phair |Dyche, Scott |

|You Make Us Look Like Dancers |“You Make Me Feel Like Dancing,” as performed by Leo |Indorf, David |

| |Sayer |Meyers, Lucy |

BAR NONE XIX - SKITS

|Bar None Skit Title |Bar None Skit By |

|Trisuenem |Weatherbie, David |

|Tonight on the History Channel |Weatherbie, David |

|At Dallas Democratic Party Headquarters | |

|BarNoneLet |Weatherbie, David |

| |Weil, Nelson |

|Frontier Courthouse |Look, Jeff |

|On Staff |Gwinn, Steve |

| |Koenecke, Mike |

|Cirque De Moe-lay |Alleman, Tom |

|Priceless |Venglarik, Dan |

|Top Ten Things About the Law That Sound Dirty (but aren’t) |Anonymous |

BAR NONE XX - SONGS

|Bar None Song Title |To the Tune of: |Bar None Lyrics by: |

|All I Care About |“All I Care About” from Chicago |Indorf, David |

| | |Indorf, Lucy |

|Are You Loathsome Tonight? |“Are You Lonesome Tonight?” as performed by Elvis |Hofmeister, Kent |

| |Presley | |

|Texas Insurance |“Blessed Assurance” |Goodman, Kay |

| | |Johnson, T. J. |

|Associate Tragedy |“Bohemian Rhapsody,” as performed by Queen |Anderson, Matt |

|Lawyer’s Lament |“Canon in D” by Pachelbel (Pachelbel’s Canon) |Rudman, Jody |

|Law Firm of the Hells |“Carol of the Bells” |Levy, Eric |

|Coffee In That Lady’s Lap |“Coffee in a Cardboard Cup” from And the World Goes |Rubenstein, Ken |

| |Round | |

|Brains, 10, Charm, 3 |“Dance 10, Looks 3” from A Chorus Line |Rubenstein, Ken |

|Devil Went Down to Dallas, The |“Devil Went Down to Georgia, The,” as performed by The |Kirk, Camille |

| |Charlie Daniels Band | |

|Easy Money |“Easy Money” from The Life |Turner, Liz |

|Always Billing Time |“For the Longest Time,” as performed by Billy Joel |Rubenstein, Ken |

|How Could You Believe Me? |“How Could You Believe Me” - traditional barbershop |Anderson, Matt |

| |tunes of the same name and “Aura Lee” | |

|I Go To Bar None |“I Go to the Rock” from The Preacher’s Wife |Alleman, Tom |

| | |Hock, Sara |

| | |Hock, Virginia |

|I Love Big D |“I Love LA,” as performed by Randy Newman |Dyche, Scott |

|Done! |“One” from A Chorus Line |Dyche, Scott |

|Reasons to Bill |“Seasons of Love” from Rent |Rubenstein, Ken |

|Gettin’ Ready |“Telephone Hour, The” from Bye Bye Birdie |Dunklin, Bryan |

| | |Hofmeister, Kent |

|Why Are We Here? |“YMCA,” as performed by The Village People |Rubenstein, Ken |

BAR NONE XX - SKITS

|Bar None Skit Title |Bar None Skit By |

|Lawyer’s Bedtime Story |Levy, Eric |

|(Bar None XVII) | |

|BarNoneLet |Weatherbie, David |

|(Bar None XIX) |Weil, Nelson |

|Who Wants to Sue a Millionaire? |Knight, Don |

|(Bar None XV) | |

|Evolution of Dispute Resolution |Anonymous |

|(Bar None I and X) | |

|Trisuenem |Weatherbie, David |

|(Bar None XIX) | |

|Last of the Vittorios/ Moeternity, The |Alleman, Tom |

|(Bar None X) |Koenecke, Mike |

|Mock Trial Cheerleading |Rubenstein, Ken |

|(Bar None XII) | |

|Discovery, The |Gwinn, Steve |

|(Bar None XVI) | |

|Bar None Dyslexic Theatre |Dyche, Scott |

|Appeal, The |Gwinn, Steve |

|Short Commercial Break, A |Venglarik, Dan |

|(Bar None SVIII) |Johnson, T.J. |

| |Look, Jeff |

| |Turner, Liz |

|Top Ten Things About the Law That Sound Dirty (but aren’t) |Anonymous |

|(Bar None XIX) | |

BAR NONE XXI - SONGS

|Bar None Song Title |To the Tune of: |Bar None Lyrics by: |

|Superficial Lawyers |“Artificial Flowers,” as performed by Bobby Darin |Hofmeister, Kent |

|Courthouse |“Car Wash,” as performed by Rose Royce |Magee, Anthony |

|Change of Heart |“Defying Gravity” from Wicked |McMillan, Anne |

|Plaintiff’s Lawyer Blues |“Folsom Prison Blues,” as performed by Johnny Cash |Indorf, David |

| | |Indorf, Lucy |

|Dallas Bar Idol |“Had a Bad Day,” as performed by Daniel Powter |Gwinn, Steve |

|Dallas Bar Idol (2) |“I Will Always Love You,” as performed by Whitney |Gwinn, Steve |

| |Houston | |

|I Would Lie 4 U |“I Would Die 4 U,” as performed by Prince |Bridges, Kandice |

| | |Allen Lineberry |

|Livin’ La Vida Legal |“Livin’ La Vida Loca,” as performed by Ricky Martin |Indorf, David |

| | |Indorf, Lucy |

|Bar None XXI |“Mambo No. 5,” as performed by Lou Bega |Gwinn, Steve |

| | |Indorf, David |

| | |Indorf, Lucy |

|Pie in the Sky |“Man in the Sky, The,” as performed by Elvis Presley |Hofmeister, Kent |

|Headhunter, Headhunter |“Matchmaker” from Fiddler on the Roof |Indorf, David |

| | |Indorf, Lucy |

|Solo Lawyer |“Redneck Woman,” as performed by Gretchen Wilson |Look, Jeff |

|Downtown |“Skid Row” from Little Shop of Horrors |Bridges, Kandice |

| | |Lineberry, Allen |

|Take Me Out of the Ball Game |“Take Me Out to the Ballgame,” written by Jack Norworth,|Weil, Nelson |

| |composed by Albert Von Tilzer | |

|That’s Right! (Bar None Wants You Anyway) |“That’s Right! (You’re Not From Texas),” by Lyle Lovett,|Hofmeister, Kent |

| |Willis Alan Ramsey, and Alison Rogers | |

BAR NONE XXI - SKITS

|Bar None Skit Title |Bar None Skit By |

|Dr. Moe |Alleman, Tom |

|All-Nighter, The |Gwinn, Steve |

|Petition, The |Gwinn, Steve |

|10 Ways to Know When Your Trial is Not Going Well |Gwinn, Steve |

BAR NONE XXII

|Bar None Song Title |To the Tune of: |Bar None Lyrics by: |

|We Could Start a Firm |“Life Could be a Dream,” music and lyrics by James Keys,|Weatherbie, David |

| |Claude Feaster, Floyd F. McRae, and James Edwards | |

|Why Law? |“That’s All,” music by Bob Haymes, lyrics by Alan Brandt|Hofmeister, Kent |

|The Age of the Conference Call |“The Age of Aquarius,” music by Galt MacDermot, lyrics |Anderson, Michael |

| |by James Rado, Gerome Ragni, from Hair | |

|I Miss Baron & Budd |“What a Wonderful World,” music and lyrics by George |Leach, Jonathan |

| |David Weiss and Bob Thiele | |

|I’m a Lawyer |“I’m a Woman,” must and lyrics by Jerry Leiber and Mike |Holmes, Angie |

| |Stoller | |

|Lawyer |“Thriller,” music and lyrics by Rod Temperton |Bridges, Kandice |

|Gimme Money to Run |“Take the Money and Run,” by Steve Miller |Anderson, Matt |

|My Party’s Back |“My Boyfriend’s Back,” music and lyrics by Robert |Indorf, David |

| |Feldman, Gerald Goldstein, and Richard Gottehrer) |Indorf, Lucy |

|It Sucks to Be Me |“It Sucks to Be Me,” music and lyrics by Robert Lopez |Stepp, Elizabeth |

| |and Jeff Marx from Avenue Q | |

|White Lawbit |“White Rabbit,” music and lyrics by Grace Slick |Gwinn, Steve |

|Time to Say Good-Bye |“It’s So Hard to Say Goodbye to Yesterday,” by Freddie |Anderson, Matt |

| |Perrin and Christine Yarian, arrangement by Anne Raugh | |

| |and Deke Sharon | |

|Someone Wrote My Brief Tonight |“Someone Saved My Life Tonight,” music by Elton John, |Gwinn, Steve |

| |lyrics by Bernie Taupin |Koenecke, Mike |

| | |Rentzel, Kelly |

|Circuit Said Remand |“Circle in the Sand,” music and lyrics by Rick Nowels |Gwinn, Steve |

| |and Ellen Shipley |Koenecke, Mike |

| | |Rentzel, Kelly |

|Can You Practice Law All Night? |“Can You Feel the Love Tonight?” music by Elton John, |Anderson, Matt |

| |lyrics by Tim Rice, from The Lion King | |

|Bringing In the Rain |“Singin’ in the Rain,” music by Nacio Herb Brown, lyrics|Magee, Anthony |

| |by Arthur Freed, from Singin’ in the Rain | |

|Stand by the Man |“Stand By Your Man,” music and lyrics by Tammy Wynette |Chaney, Clare Buie |

| |and Billy Sherrill) |Donovan, Carol Crabtree |

|I Love to Litigate for You |“I Only Want to be With You,” music and lyrics by Mike |Indorf, David |

| |Hawker and Ivor Raymond |Inforf, Lucy |

|You Can’t Stop Bar None |“Ýou Can’t Stop the Beat,” music by Marc Shaiman, lyrics|Hofmeister, Kent |

| |by Marc Shaiman and Scott Wittman, from Hairspray | |

BAR NONE XXII - SKITS

|Bar None Skit Title |Bar None Skit By |

|Art of Negotiation, The |Koenecke, Mike |

|Paternity Jingle, The |Weatherbie, David |

|Law and Order: Code Enforcement Unit |Look, Jeff |

|Delilaw |Rentzell, Kelly |

| |Gwinn, Steve |

| |Koenecke, Mike |

|Perry Mason: The Case of the Green Eggs and Ham |Weatherbie, David |

|Top 10 Least Effective Billing References, The |Gwinn, Steve |

BAR NONE XXIII

|Bar None Song Title |To the Tune of: |Bar None Lyrics by: |

|Work |“Class” from Chicago |Stepp, Elizabeth |

|Cover of Dallas Headnotes, The |“Cover of the Rolling Stone, The,” as performed by Dr. |Look, Jeff |

| |Hook | |

|Tradition |“Tradition” from Fiddler on the Roof |Indorf, David |

| | |Indorf, Lucy |

|Law Is |“He Is,” as performed by Heather Headley |Hunter, Rhonda |

|Homeward Bound |“Homeward Bound,” as performed by Simon & Garfunkel |Stepp, Elizabeth |

|I’m Only Happy Makin’ Rain |“I’m Only Happy When It Rains,” as performed by Garbage |Stepp, Elizabeth |

|Be A Judge |“Make ‘Em Laugh” from Singin’ in the Rain, music and |Weatherbie, David |

| |lyrics by Betty Comden and Adolph Green | |

|My Red High Heels |“My Red High Heels,” as performed by Kelli Pickler |Johnson, T.J. |

|Dance that Bar None Music Right |“Play that Funky Music,” as performed by Wild Cherry |Look, Jeff |

|Ballad of Hillary and ‘Bama |“Stagger Lee,” by Lloyd Price |Hofmeister, Kent |

|Moment, The |“Totally F**ked” from Spring Awakening |Wong, Michele |

|The Demon Partner Overture |“William Tell Overture, The,” composed by Giacchino |Bridges, Kandice |

| |Rossini; inspired by “The Mom Song” by Anita Renfroe | |

|City Prosecutor Blues |“Working at the Car Wash Blues,” as performed by Jim |Indorf, David |

| |Croce |Indorf, Lucy |

|You’re the Reason We’re in Litigation |“You’re the Reason God Made Oklahoma,” as performed by |Weatherbie, David |

| |David Frizzell | |

BAR NONE XXIII - SKITS

|Bar None Skit Title |Bar None Skit By |

|Top Ten Ways to Know It’s Time to Retire From the Practice of Law |Gwinn, Steve |

|Freda Fefferman |Stein, Jerome |

|Mashed Potatoes |Weatherbie, David |

|Law Lock |Gwinn, Steve |

|Law Match |Gwinn, Steve |

|Settle or Don’t Settle |Gwinn, Steve |

|Restless Law Syndrome |Gwinn, Steve |

|Lawyers of Genius - Insurance |Taubenfeld, Marc |

|Lawyers of Genius - Kissy Pants |Taubenfeld, Marc |

|Winston |Weatherbie, David |

BAR NONE XXIV

|Bar None Song Title |To the Tune of: |Bar None Lyrics by: |

|One More Show |“One More Day” from Les Miserables |Hofmeister, Kent |

|Bring ‘Em on Home |“Bring It On Home,” as performed by Sam Cooke |Lowy, Marty |

|So What? |“So What?,” as performed by Pink |Stepp, Elizabeth |

|I Wanna Be a Lawyer |“Rockstar,” as performed by Nickelback |Lineberry, Allen |

|Contract Jobs |“Nine to Five,” as written and performed by Dolly Parton|Stepp, Elizabeth |

|Bernie, Bernie |“and The Money Kept Rolling In” from Evita |Hofmeister, Kent |

| | |Mighell, Tom |

| | |Weatherbie, David |

|Litigators (Introduce It) |“Single Ladies,” as performed by Beyoncé |Stepp, Elizabeth |

|Mr. Watkins, Hear My Plea |“Tie A Yellow Ribbon,” by Irwin Levine and L. Russell |Indorf, David |

| |Brown |Indorf, Lucy |

|Schedule Full of Meetings |“Pocketful of Sunshine,” as performed by Natasha |Anderson, Matt |

| |Bedingfield |Askew, Karen (concept) |

| | |Melton Crain, Christina |

| | |Weatherbie, David |

| | |Weatherbie, Paula |

|Back Taxes |“Paperback Writer,” by John Lennon and Paul McCartney |Rentzel Robinson, Kelly |

|Clients Got Bucks |“Baby God Back,” as performed by Sir Mix-A-Lot |Stepp, Elizabeth |

|The Law |“The Rose,” by Amenda McBroom |Indorf, David |

| | |Indorf, Lucy |

|Headhunter Anthem |“Girlfriend,” as performed by Avril Lavigne |Naylor, Christy |

|Where Do I Go From Here? |“A Step Too Far” from Aida |Bridges, Kandice |

|Rule for Me |“Grow for Me” from Little Shop of Horrors |Weatherbie, David |

|Jerks on Wall Street |“Nights on Broadway,” as written and performed by the |Weatherbie, David |

| |Bee Gees | |

|I Run the Courtroom Now |“In the Jailhouse Now,” as performed by Jimmie Rodgers |Weatherbie, David |

|One Night Only |“One Night Only” from Dreamgirls |Hofmeister, Kent |

BAR NONE XXIV - SKITS

|Bar None Skit Title |Bar None Skit By |

|Perils of Forensic Evidence, The |Indorf, David |

| |Indorf, Lucy |

|Office Practice, The |Koenecke, Michael |

|Jury Video | |

|Game Time |Gwinn, Steve |

|Top Ten Things Overheard at Christina Melton Crain’s Inauguration as Dallas Bar President|Gwinn, Steve |

BAR NONE XXV

|Bar None Song Title |To the Tune of: |Bar None Lyrics by: |

|We Are the Law |“We Are The World” |Buchmeyer, Jerry |

|Real Estate Lawyer |“Honky Tonk Woman” |Dyche, Scott |

|The Day the Merger Died |“American Pie” |Rubenstein, Ken |

|George Bush |“Gaston” from Beauty and the Best |Rubenstein, Ken |

|Slick Willy |“Prince Ali” from Aladdin |Rubenstein, Ken |

|I Feel Sleazy |“I Feel Lucky” |Dyche, Scott |

|Jobless |“Homeless” |Bragalone, Jeff |

|Sequestration Man |“Secret Agent Man” |Taubenfeld, Marc |

|Wonderful Job |“Wonderful World” |Anderson, Matt |

|At EnRonRon |“Dah Doo Ron-Ron” |Weatherbie, David |

|Texas Insurance |“Blessed Assurance” |Goodman, Kay |

| | |Johnson, TJ |

|Powerful |“Popular” from Wicked |Indorf, David |

| | |Meyers, Lucy |

|I Love Big D |“I Love LA” |Dyche, Scott |

|Bar None 21 |“Mambo No. 5” |Gwinn, Steve |

| | |Indorf, David |

| | |Meyers, Lucy |

|I Miss Baron & Budd |“What a Wonderful World” music and lyrics by George |Leach, Jonathan |

| |David Weiss and Bob Thiele |Taylor, Brooks |

|Ballad of Hillary and ‘Bama |“Stagger Lee” by Lloyd Price |Hofmeister, Kent |

|One More Show |“One More Day” from Les Miserables |Hofmeister, Kent |

BAR NONE XXV - SKITS

|Bar None Skit Title |Bar None Skit By |

|RTC Club |Bragalone, Jeff |

|Wayne’s Legal World |Bragalone, Jeff |

|Legalese of the Future |Rubenstein, Ken |

|The Fringe People’s Court |Rubenstein, Ken |

|Ally Get Real |Boren, B.C. |

|Bar None Boys |Davey, Elizabeth |

| |Indorf, David |

| |Mighell, Tom |

|“Blessed Are: A Tribute to the late Judge Jerry Buchmeyer” |Koenecke, Mike |

BAR NONE XXVI

|Bar None Song Title |To the Tune of: |Bar None Lyrics by: |

|Bar None Once More |“Good Morning, Baltimore” from Hairspray |Weatherbie, David |

|Charge It to the Firm |“Puttin’ On The Ritz,” by Irving Berlin |Weatherbie, David |

|What is Tea? |“What is Hip” performed by Tower of Power |Taylor, Brooks |

|Any Case Will Do |“Any Dream Will Do,” from Joseph and the Amazing |Davis, Jed |

| |Technicolor Dreamcoat | |

|I Hate Myself for Working Here |“I Hate Myself for Loving You,” written and performed by|Naylor, Christy |

| |Joan Jett |Stepp, Elizabeth |

|Litigation |“Celebration” as performed by Kool and the Gang |Hofmeister, Kent |

|New Law |“Old Love” written by Eric Clapton and Robert Gray |Taubenfeld, Marc |

|Jury Duty |“A Letter From Camp” written and performed by Allan |Weatherbie, David |

| |Sherman | |

|Screw You |“F____ You” as performed by Cee-Lo Green |Stepp, Elizabeth |

|Why Not Choose Me |“Wah-Watusi,” performed by The Orlons |Hofmeister, Kent |

|I Love This Bar |“I Love This Bar” by Toby Keith |Siegel, Drew |

| | |Slideshow by: |

| | |Lowy, Marty |

| | |Westerheim, Suzanne |

|Social Network |“Rockin’ Robin” as performed by Bobby Day and the |Weatherbie, David |

| |Knights | |

|Trial Day |“Friday” performed by Rebecca Black |Indorf, David |

|I’ll Take That |“Can’t Touch That,” by MC Hammer, Rick James and Alonzo |Gwinn, Steve |

| |Harris | |

|Make It Longer |“Make Me Stronger” from Memphis |Hofmeister, Kent |

BAR NONE XXVI - SKITS

|Bar None Skit Title |Bar None Skit By |

|Audition, Audition |Knight, Don and Katherine |

|The Texas Tool |Knight, Don and Katherine |

|Lawyers of Genius: Jailhouse Lawyer |Taubenfeld, Marc |

|Lawyers of Genius: Ms. Super Over-Litigator |Taubenfeld, Marc |

|Top Ten Excited Utterances |Gwinn, Steve |

|The Most Interesting Tax Lawyer in the World |Hofmeister, Kent |

|Loser Pays |Bragalone, Jeff |

BAR NONE XXVII

|Bar None Song Title |To the Tune of: |Bar None Lyrics by: |

|I Want to be in the Bar None Show |“America” from West Side Story |Lambert, Kenneth |

| | |Lambert, Lucy Meyers |

|Comerica |“America,” words and music by Paul Simon, performed by |Hofmeister, Kent |

| |Simon & Garfunkel | |

|Injunction Junction |“Conjunction Junction” from Schoolhouse Rock |Lambert, Kenneth |

| | |Lambert, Lucy Meyers |

|If You Wanna Practice Taxes (You Gotta Have |“If You’re Gonna Play in Texas (You Gotta Have a Fiddle |Kelso, Christian |

|an LL.M.) |in the Band),” written and performed by Alabama | |

|SMU |“Only You,” words and music by Buck Ram and Ande Rand, |Dunklin, Margaret |

| |performed by The Platters | |

|Do You Wanna Sign Right There? |“Do You Wanna Touch Me There,” words and music by Gary |Stepp, Elizabeth |

| |Glitter and Mike Leander, performed by Joan Jett and the| |

| |Blackhearts | |

|Doesn’t That Make You a Lawyer |“What Doesn’t Kill You (Stronger),” music and lyrics by |Stepp, Elizabeth |

| |Jorgen Elofsson, Ali Tamposi, David Gamson, and Greg | |

| |Kurstin, performed by Kelly Clarkson) | |

|I Can’t Fight This Lawsuit Any Longer |“Can’t Fight This Feeling,” words and music by Kevin |Gwinn, Steve |

| |Cronin, performed by REO Speedwagon | |

|Lawyers’ Paradise |“Gangsta’s Paradise,” words and music by Artis Ivey, |J., Kenny |

| |Jr., Larry Sanders, Doug Rasheed, and Stevie Wonder, |C., Lu |

| |performed by Coolio | |

|The Good You Do |“The Way You Do The Things You Do,” words and music by |Hofmeister, Kent |

| |William “Smokey” Robinson and Robert Rogers, performed | |

| |by The Temptations | |

|Rick Perry’s Lament |“Act Naturally,” written by Johnny Russell and Voni |Weatherbie, David |

| |Morrison, recorded and performed by Buck Owens and the | |

| |Buckaroos | |

|A Witness Who Lies, (Now and Then There’s) |“(Now and Then There’s) A Fool Such as I,” words and |Hofmeister, Kent |

| |music by Bill Trader, performed by Elvis Presley | |

|First Show is the Toughest, The |“The First Cut is the Deepest,” words and music by Cat |Weil, Nelson |

| |Stevens | |

|Goin’ Solo |“Ridin’ Solo,” by Jonathan Rotem and Jason Desrouleaux, |Taubenfeld, Marc |

| |performed by Jason Derulo | |

|Rolling In The Dough |“Rolling In The Deep” words and music by Paul Epworth |Crain, Christina Melton |

| |and Adele Adkins, performed by Adele |Gwinn, Steve |

|Super Lawyer |“Dream Lover,” written and performed by Bobby Darin |Hofmeister, Kent |

|You Should Leave! |“Tomorrow is a Latter Day” from The Book of Mormon |Anderson, Matt |

| | |Hofmeister, Kent |

BAR NONE XXVII - SKITS

|Bar None Skit Title |Bar None Skit By |

|Top Ten Paraprosdokians |Hofmeister, Kent |

|Billing Review |Gwinn, Steve |

|Clients of Genius |Taubenfeld, Marc |

|The Social Media Zone |Knight, Don and Katherine |

BAR NONE XXVIII

|Bar None Song Title |To the Tune of: |Bar None Lyrics by: |

|Let Us In |“Let Me In,” written by Yvonne Baker, performed by The |Dunklin, Bryan |

| |Sensations |Schulte, Pam |

|Welcome Back to Bar None |“Welcome to the 60s,” from Hairspray |Weatherbie, David |

|Rock This Case |“Rock This Town,” written by Brian Setzer, performed by |Hofmeister, Kent |

| |the Stray Cats | |

|Court House |“Brick House,” written by Shirley Hanna-King, performed |Weatherbie, David |

| |by The Commodores | |

|I’m Movin’ On |“I’m Movin’ On,” written by Hank Snow, performed by |Weatherbie, David |

| |Emmylou Harris | |

|West Nile |“Big Bad John,” written by Roy Acuff and Jimmy Dean, |Weatherbie, David |

| |performed by Jimmy Dean | |

|Stinks Like Legal Spirit |“Smells Like Teen Spirit,” written by Kurt Cobain, Dave |Hendrick, Maddi |

| |Grohl, and Krist Novoselic, performed by Nirvana |Lambert, Ken |

| | |Meyers-Lambert, Lucy |

|Dancin’ Bar None Style |“Gangnam Style,” written by Park Jae-Sang, Yoo Gun |Taubenfeld, Marc |

| |Hyung, performed by Psy | |

|I’ve Been Sued |“I’ve Been Hurt,” written by Ray Whitley, performed by |Hofmeister, Kent |

| |Bill Deal and the Rhondels | |

|Trouble |“I Knew You Were Trouble,” written by Taylor Swift, Max |Askew, Karen |

| |Martin, and Shellback, performed by Taylor Swift | |

|1963 |from “All in the Family,” written by Lee Adams (lyrics) |Lambert, Ken |

| |and Charles Strouse (music) |Meyers, Bob |

| | |Meyers-Lambert, Lucy |

|I Still Haven’t Found What I’m Looking For |“I Still Haven’t Found What I’m Looking For,” written by|Weatherbie, David |

| |Bono, performed by U2 | |

|Appellate Angel |“Undercover Angel,” written and performed by Alan O’Day |Taubenfeld, Marc |

|The Jury’s Response |“A Little Less Conversation,” written by Victor Smolski |Taubenfeld, Marc |

| |and Peter Wagner, performed by Elvis Presley | |

|Music Video - Trial of Ages, a Rock Opera |“Juke Box Hero,” written by Lou Gramm and Mick Jones, |Knight, Don |

| |performed by Foreigner; “Don’t Stop Believin’,” written |Knight, Katherine |

| |by Jonathan Cain, Steve Perry, Neal Schon, performed by | |

| |Journey; and “We’re Not Gonna Take It,” written by Dee | |

| |Snider, performed by Twisted Sister | |

|XXVIII’s Complete |“42nd Street,” by Al Dubin and Harry Warren, from 42nd |Hofmeister, Kent |

| |Street | |

BAR NONE XXVIII - SKITS

|Bar None Skit Title |Bar None Skit By |

|Top Ten Insults |Gwinn, Steve |

|Zombie ADA |Look, Jeff |

|And Now a Word from Our Sponsor |Koenecke, Mike |

|The Potato Head Divorce |Weatherbie, David |

|Siri-ously Right |Knight, Don |

| |Knight, Katherine |

|The Lawyer Rescue Service |Gwinn, Steve |

|Law Jack |Gwinn, Steve |

BAR NONE XXIX

|Bar None Song Title |To the Tune of: |Bar None Lyrics by: |

|There is Nothing Like Bar None | “There is Nothing Like a Dame” from South Pacific |Dunklin, Brian |

| | |Schulte, Pam |

|Bombshell Governor |“Redneck Woman,” written and performed by Gretchen |Farrow-Gillespie, Liza |

| |Wilson | |

|Car Wreck Lawyer |“Oh Pretty Woman,” written by Roy Orbison and Bill Dees,|Lowy, Marty |

| |performed by Roy Orbison | |

|I’ve Been Indicted |“I’m So Excited,” performed by the Pointer Sisters |Farrow-Gillespie, Liza |

|The Lawyer Song |“The Coffee Song,” written by Bob Hilliard and Dick |Indorf, David |

| |Miles, performed by Frank Sinatra | |

|Come & Hire Me |“Come & Get It,” written by Ester Dean, performed by |Askew, Karen |

| |Selena Gomez | |

|The Letterhead Song |“Istanbul (Not Constantinople),” lyrics by Jimmy Kennedy|Weatherbie, David |

| |and music by Nat Simon, performed by the Four Lads | |

|Bar None |“Blurred Lines,” written and performed by Robin Thicke, |Stepp, Elizabeth |

| |T.I. and Pharrell Williams | |

|Gonna Sue Ya |“Barracuda,” written by Leonard King, Frank Garcia, |Weatherbie, David |

| |Larry King and Gregory King, performed by Heart |Weatherbie, Paula |

|Litigants |“Little Girls,” from the musical Annie, music by Charles|Stepp, Elizabeth |

| |Strouse, lyrics by Martin Charnin | |

|E-File Rules |“Demons,” written by Benjamin Arthur Mckee, Alexander |Askew, Karen |

| |Junior Grant, Daniel Coulter Reynolds, Joshua Francis |Mighell, Tom |

| |Mosser, Daniel Wayne Sermon, performed by Imagine | |

| |Dragons | |

|By My Client |“Be My Baby,” written by Jeff Barry, Ellie Greenwich, |Dunklin, Bryan |

| |and Phil Spector, performed by The Ronettes |Schulte, Pam |

|Courthouse |“Thrift Shop,” written and performed by Macklemore and |Stepp, Elizabeth |

| |Ryan Lewis, featuring Wanz | |

|Never Met a Client I Did Not Like |“Never Met a Man I Didn’t Like,” from The Will Rogers |Shaw, Steven |

| |Follies: A Life in Review,” lyrics by Betty Comden and | |

| |Adolph Green, music by Cy Coleman | |

|Get This Trial Started |“Get the Party Started,” written by Linda Perry, |Stoner, Kimmy |

| |performed by Pink | |

|At Bar None |“At the Hop,” written by Artie Singer, John Madora, and |Indorf, David |

| |David White, performed by Danny and the Juniors | |

|Brian Loncar |“Johnny Angel,” performed by Shelley Fabares |Hofmeister, Kent |

|Looks Like The Show Has Ended |“The Sex is in the Heel,” from Kinky Boots |Weatherbie, David |

BAR NONE XXIX - SKITS

|Bar None Skit Title |Bar None Skit By |

|Barn One |Weatherbie, David |

|Tradin’ Dave |Weatherbie, David |

|2014 |Look, Jeff |

|A Bar Association Conference Call in Real Life |Hofmeister, Kent |

|Go to Bar None |Stoner, Kimmy |

BAR NONE XXX

|Bar None Song Title |To the Tune of: |Bar None Lyrics by: |

|One Show More |“One More Day” from Les Misèrables |Hofmeister, Kent |

|Be a Judge |“Make ‘Em Laugh” from Singin’ in the Rain, music and |Weatherbie, David |

| |lyrics by Betty Comden and Adolph Green | |

|One Night Only |“One Night Only” from Dreamgirls |Hofmeister, Kent |

|It Sucks to Be Me |“It Sucks to Be Me” from Avenue Q, music and lyrics by |Stepp, Elizabeth |

| |Robert Lopez and Jeff Marx | |

|Homeward Bound |“Homeward Bound,” performed by Simon & Garfunkel |Stepp, Elizabeth |

|Clients Got Bucks |“Baby Got Back,” performed by Sir Mix-A-Lot |Stepp, Elizabeth |

|Screw You |“F___ You,” performed by Cee-Lo Green |Stepp, Elizabeth |

|Why Not Choose Me |“Wah-Watusi,” performed by The Orlons |Hofmeister, Kent |

|For Good |“For Good” from Wicked, music and lyrics by Stephen |Mighell, Tom |

| |Schwartz | |

|SMU |“Only You,” words and music by Buck Ram and Ange Rand, |Dunklin, Margaret |

| |performed by The Platters | |

|White Lawbit |“White Rabbit,” music and lyrics by Grace Slick |Crain, Christina |

| | |Gwinn, Steve |

| | |Hofmeister, Kent |

|(Now and Then There’s) A Witness Who Lies |“(Now and Then There’s) A Fool Such As I,” performed by |Hofmeister, Kent |

| |Elvis Presley, words and music by Bill Trader | |

|Dancin’ Bar None Style |“Gangnam Style,” performed by Psy, written by Park |Taubenfeld, Marc |

| |Jae-Sang, Yoo Gun Hyung | |

|Bar None |“Blurred Lines,” written and performed by Robin Thicke, |Stepp, Elizabeth |

| |T.I. and Pharrell Williams | |

|The Letterhead Song |“Istanbul (Not Constantinople),” performed by the Four |Weatherbie, David |

| |Lads, lyrics by Jimmy Kennedy and music by Nat Simon | |

|Brian Loncar |“Johnny Angel,” performed by Shelley Fabares |Hofmeister, Kent |

|XXX’s Complete |“42nd Street,” by Al Dubin and Harry Warren, from 42nd |Hofmeister, Kent |

| |Street | |

BAR NONE XXX - SKITS

|Bar None Skit Title |Bar None Skit By |

|The Office Practice |Koenecke, Michael |

|The Texas Tool |Knight, Don |

| |Knight, Katherine |

|The Most Interesting Tax Lawyer in the World |Hofmeister, Kent |

|Perry Mason: The Case of the Green Eggs and Ham |Weatherbie, David |

|The All Nighter |Gwinn, Steve |

|The Potato Head Divorce |Weatherbie, David |

|A Bar Association Conference Call in Real Life |Hofmeister, Kent |

|Zombie ADA |Look, Jeff |

BAR NONE XXXI

|Bar None Song Title |To the Tune of: |Bar None Lyrics by: |

|When I Showed Up |“When I Grow Up” from Matilda |Hofmeister, Kent |

|Dallas Lawyer Girls |“California Gurls” as sung by Katy Perry |Farrow-Gillespie, Liza |

|Vote For Me |“Tom, Dick or Harry” from Kiss Me, Kate, by Cole Porter |Lambert, Ken |

| | |Meyers-Lambert, Lucy |

|Lawyers! |“Happy,” music and lyrics by Pharrell Williams |Stepp, Elizabeth |

|Exxxotica is Back |“Sexy Back,” as performed by Justin Timberlake |Farrow-Gillespie, Liza |

|Solo Practice Star |“Kansas City Star,” as sung by Roger Miller |Weatherbie, David |

|Bernie Sanders |“Mr. Sandman,” as performed by The Chordettes |Hofmeister, Kent |

|Uptown Move |“Uptown Funk,” performed by Mark Ronson and Bruno Mars |Alden, Michelle |

| | |Johnson, TJ |

| | |Stepp, Elizabeth |

|Proud Mayor |“Proud Mary,” lyrics by John Fogarty, performed by Tina |Farrow-Gillespie, Alan |

| |Turner |Farrow-Gillespie, Liza |

|So This is Law School |“Happy Xmas,” by John Lennon |Johnson, Steve |

|All About the Fees |“All About That Bass,” as performed by Meghan Trainor |Weatherbie, David |

|Courthouse Bet |“Jailhouse Rock,” as performed by Elvis Presley |Moyé, Eric |

|Straight Outta Uptown |“Uptown,” as performed by The Crystals and Phil Spector |Hofmeister, Kent |

|Shake ‘Em Down |“Shake It Off,” by Taylor Swift |Levy, Eric |

|Ain’t Never Had a Case |“Ain’t Never Had a Friend Like Me” from Aladdin, |Weatherbie, David |

| |composed by Alan Menken and lyrics by Howard Ashman | |

|Blue Bell Lament |“Beautiful Brown Eyes,” as sung by the Brothers Four |Weatherbie, David |

|Sanctions |“Fever,” as performed by Peggy Lee |Moyé, Eric |

|Let It Go |“Let it Go” from Frozen, music and lyrics composed by |Jones, Kirstin |

| |Kristen Anderson-Lopez and Robert Lopez | |

|A Bar None Show! |“A Musical” from Something Rotten, music and lyrics by |Stepp, Elizabeth |

| |Wayne Kirkpatrick and Karey Kirkpatrick | |

BAR NONE XXXI - SKITS

|Bar None Skit Title |Bar None Skit By |

|Los Abogados Auténticos de Dallas (Video) |Knight, Don |

| |Knight, Katherine |

|Lawyer in the Family |Gwinn, Steve |

| |Johnson, TJ |

|Yoga for Lawyers |Knight, Don |

| |Knight, Katherine |

| |Taubenfeld, Marc |

|Half-Time |Fischer, Raymond |

|Lou Lefkowitz |Levy, Eric |

|Performance Anxiety |Koenecke, Michael A. |

|You Have Rights |Fischer, Raymond |

BAR NONE XXXII

|Bar None Song Title |To the Tune of: |Bar None Lyrics by: |

|Another Great Bar None |“Another Day of Sun,” lyrics by Justin Hurwitz and Benj |Weatherbie, David |

| |Pasek | |

|Don’t Get on Facebook Anymore |“Don’t Get Around Much Anymore,” music by Duke |Weatherbie, David |

| |Ellington, lyrics by Bob Russell, as performed by Tony | |

| |Bennett and Michael Bublé | |

|Fake My Emotions |“Cake By The Ocean,” lyrics by Joe Jonas, Justin Tranter|Levy, Eric |

| |and Mattman & Robin, performed by DNCE | |

|I Got Sued Babe |“I Got You, Babe,” written by Sonny Bono, performed by |Moyé, Eric |

| |Sonny & Cher | |

|Barratry |“Agony,” from Into the Woods by Bernadette Peters and |Levy, Eric |

| |Stephen Sondheim | |

|Vetting to Know You |“Getting to Know You,” by Richard Rodgers and Oscar |Dunklin, Bryan |

| |Hammerstein II from The King and I | |

|24 Thousand Tweets |“24k Magic,” by Bruno Mars |Albano, Christy |

|I Think You Kinda Feel It Too |“Marry You,” written and performed by Bruno Mars |Hofmeister, Kent |

|Wanting to Sue |“Singin’ the Blues,” lyrics by Melvin Endsley, performed|Weatherbie, David |

| |by Guy Mitchell | |

|I Love a Lawsuit |“I Love the Nightlife,” lyrics by Alicia Bridges and |Weatherbie, David |

| |Susan Hutcheson and recorded by Alicia Bridges | |

|Modern Day Retrumpican |“I Am The Very Model of a Modern Mayor-General,” from |Levy, Eric |

| |Pirates of Penzance by Gilbert & Sullivan | |

|Do I Answer “I Don’t Know” or “I Don’t |“It Might As Well Rain Until September,” by Carole King |Hofmeister, Kent |

|Remember?” |and Gerry Goffin | |

|OMG I Wish I Was Back In The Office |“Gee, I Wish I Was Back in The Army,” by Irving Berlin |Dunklin, Bryan |

| |from White Christmas | |

|If I Were A Lawyer |“If I Were a Rich Man,” from Fiddler on the Roof, lyrics|Dunklin, Bryan |

| |by Sheldon Harnick, music by Jerry Bock | |

|Jury B. Good |“Johnny B. Goode,” written and performed by Chuck Berry |Dunklin, Bryan |

| | |Dunklin, Margaret |

| | |Hofmeister, Kent |

|Baby The Brief’s Not Done |“Baby It’s Cold Outside,” lyrics by Frank Loessner, as |Taubenfeld, Marc |

| |performed by Dean Martin and Martina McBride | |

|You’ll Be Back/What About This? |“You’ll Be Back and What’d I Miss?” written by |Hofmeister, Kent |

| |Lin-Manuel Miranda, from Hamilton | |

BAR NONE XXXII - SKITS

|Bar None Skit Title |Bar None Skit By |

|Judicia-Lax |Weatherbie, David |

|Lou Lefkowitz |Levy, Eric |

|Hotline |Fischer, Raymond |

|The Merger Zone |Levy, Eric |

|United Airlines, May I Help You? |Hofmeister, Kent |

BAR NONE XXXIII

|Bar None Song Title |To the Tune of: |Bar None Lyrics by: |

|Bar None |“Ragtime,” from the musical Ragtime |Farrow-Gillespie, Liza |

|Not Getting Any Closer |“Over Somebody Else’s Shoulder,” by Al Sherman and Al |Hofmeister, Kent |

| |Lewis | |

|I Just Want to Mediate |“I Just Want to Celebrate,” written by Dino Fekaris and |Dunklin, Bryan |

| |Nick Zesses, performed by Rare Earth |Dunklin, Cindy |

|Russians |“Thunder,” by Dan Reynolds, Wayne Sermon, Ben McKee, |Stepp, Elizabeth |

| |Daniel Platzman, Alexander Grant, and Jayson DeZuzio | |

|Eternal Mail |“Eternal Flame,” sung by the Bangles |Rentzel, Kelly |

|Schmooze & Swagger |“Moves Like Jagger,” written by Adam Levine, Ammar |Farrow-Gillespie, Liza |

| |Malik, Benjamin Levin, and Shellback, performed by | |

| |Maroon 5 | |

|Big File |“Big Iron,” written and performed by Marty Robbins |Jones, Andy |

|KellyAnne Conway |“Eleanor Rigby,” written by Paul McCartney, performed by|Levy, Eric |

| |The Beatles | |

|Third Rate Law Firm |“Third Rate Romance,” by Sammy Kershaw |Weatherbie, David |

|I’m Gonne Sue |“New Attitude,” written by Sharon Robinson, Jon Gilutin,|Weatherbie, David |

| |and Bunny Hull, performed by Patti LaBelle | |

|On Contingency |“Up on Cripple Creek,” written by Robbie Robertson, |Weatherbie, David |

| |performed by The Bank | |

|Bill Padder |“Gold Digger,” by Kanye West |Levy, Eric |

|Gimme One Point |“Gimme Three Steps,” written by Allen Collins and Ronnie|Gwinn, Steve |

| |Van Zant, performed by Lynyrd Skynyrd | |

|Sucked Up to the Partners |“Alexander Hamilton,” from the musical Hamilton |Stepp, Elizabeth |

|Associates |“College Kids,” performed by reliant K |Jones, Andy |

|HQ2 |“Don’t Be Cruel,” written by Otis Blackwell, performed |Farrow-Gillespie, Liza |

| |by Elvis Presley | |

|Please, Your Honor |“Santa Baby” by Joan Javits and Philip Springer |Moyé, Eric |

|Thirty-Three! |“This is Me,” from the musical The Greatest Showman |Hofmeister, Kent |

BAR NONE XXXIII - SKITS

|Bar None Skit Title |Bar None Skit By |

|Lou Lefkowitz |Levy, Eric |

|Forum Shopping Network |Levy, Eric |

|Russian Interference |Weatherbie, David |

|Unchecked Aggression |Fischer, Raymond |

|The Phantom Gavel |Fischer, Raymond |

BAR NONE XXXIV

|Bar None Song Title |To the Tune of: |Bar None Lyrics by: |

|Welcome to the Bar None Show |“Welcome to the Renaissance,” from Something Rotten |Stepp, Elizabeth |

|The Out of Town Law Firm |“Red Headed Stranger,” written by Edith Lindeman and |Moyé, Eric |

| |Carl Stutz, performed by Willie Nelson | |

|Facing the (Sound of) Music |“Do-Re-Mi,” from The Sound of Music |Taubenfeld, Marc |

|The Continuance/Give Us More Time |“Give Me Just a Little More Time,” written by Brian |Taubenfeld, Marc |

| |Holland, Lamont Dozier, and Eddie Holland, performed by | |

| |The Chairmen of the Board | |

|Late in the Evening |“Late in the Evening,” written and performed by Paul |Levy, Eric |

| |Simon | |

|Attorneys Are So Cool |“Me, Too,” lyrics by Ricky Reed, Peter Svensson, Jason |Dunklin, Bryan |

| |Derulo, Jacob Kasher & Meghan Trainor, performed by | |

| |Meghan Trainor | |

|Sinkin’ Fast |“Gone at Last,” written and performed by Paul Simon, |Hofmeister, Kent |

| |featuring The Jessy Dixon Singers and Phoebe Snow | |

|Trial Lawyer |“The Highwayman,” written by Jimmy Webb |Moyé, Eric |

|Bar None Way |“Born This Way,” written and performed by Lady Gaga |Farrow-Gillespie, Liza |

|I’m An Attorney |“I’m a Believer,” written by Neil Diamond, performed by |Dunklin, Bryan |

| |The Monkees |Dunklin, Margaret |

|Caffeine |“Jolene,” lyrics by Dolly Parton, performed by |Farrow-Gillespie, Liza |

| |Pentatonix, featuring Dolly Parton | |

|Billin’ the File |“Stayin’ Alive,” lyrics by Maurice Gibb, Robbin Gibb, |Levy, Eric |

| |and Barry Gibb, performed by The Bee Gees | |

|You Ain’t Lawyer Enough |“You Ain’t Woman Enough,” written and performed by |Weatherbie, David |

| |Loretta Lynn | |

|Bar None’s the Greatest Show |“The Greatest Show,” from The Greatest Showman, lyrics |Eng, Penny |

| |written by Benj Pasek, Justin Paul, and Ryan Lewis |Lock Smyth, Paula |

BAR NONE XXXIV - SKITS

|Bar None Skit Title |Bar None Skit By |

|The Audit |Koenecke, Mike |

|Due Consideration |Hofmeister, Kent |

|Adventures in Early Jurisprudence (from Souvenir Programme by John Finnemore) | |

BAR NONE 2020 (Video)

|Bar None Song Title |To the Tune of: |Bar None Lyrics by: |

|We’re Still Standing |“I’m Still Standing,” lyrics by Bernie Taupin, music and|Hofmeister, Kent |

| |vocal by Elton John | |

BAR NONE 2021: Remotely Entertaining (Video)

|Bar None Song Title |To the Tune of: |Bar None Lyrics by: |

|Things |“Things,” lyrics and performed by Bobby Darin |Hofmeister, Kent |

|Litigating |“Levitating,” lyrics by Dua Lipa and others, performed |Taubenfeld, Marc |

| |by Dua Lipa | |

|Thank You, Sara Hughes |“Hello, Mary Lou,” lyrics by Gene Pitney, Cayet |Dunklin, Bryan |

| |Mangiaracina, Per Lyngsaae Olsen, performed by Ricky | |

| |Nelson | |

BAR NONE 2021: REMOTELY ENTERTAINING - SKITS (Video)

|Bar None Skit Title |Bar None Skit By |

|The Intervention |Gwinn, Steve |

|Lou Lefkowitz |Levy, Eric |

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