Halloween Jokes for Kids Printable - Scholastic

[Pages:2]JOKES FOR KIDS

Print, cut out cards and staple into a mini joke book or add one each day to your child's lunch bag.

Why wouldn't the skeleton cross the road?

Because he didn't have any guts.

What do you call a witch at the beach?

A sand-witch.

What kind of shoes does a ghost wear?

Boooooots.

Why didn't Dracula have any friends?

Because he was a pain in the neck.

Why do witches ride broomsticks?

Because vacuum cleaners are too heavy.

What is a ghost's favorite food?

Spook-etti.

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Why was the broom late for school? It over-swept.

What is a witch's favorite subject at school?

What do you call a vampire who is always hungry?

Snackula.

Why couldn't the skeleton dance?

Spelling.

What is a ghost's favorite dessert?

I-scream!

He had no body to dance with.

What do birds do at Halloween?

Go trick or tweeting.

Find more printables for children at parents/activities-and-printables

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