Dirty Minds



Dirty Minds

|I can cruise on the right piece of tail. |I get turned on by people in heat. |

|I get farthest when I'm blown. |Blowing is my specialty. |

|If you pull too hard, you can jerk me off. |Sticking your finger in me is dangerous. |

|I am a Kite. |I am a fan |

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|Business is in my briefs. |I'm caught in the act. |

|I am a cunning linguist. |I love to swing. |

|I plead for it. |When I do it, I'm high. |

|I am a lawyer |I am a trapeze artist. |

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|I am often horny. |I vibrate to get your rocks off. |

|I love to tongue a fly. |You have to hold me tight and press me against your belly. |

|I change pads regularly. |I do it so loudly, everyone can hear me. |

|I am a toad |I am a jackhammer |

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|I often end up in the middle of your split. |You can eat me, even though I am not completely hard. |

|I score in the alley. |When you stick something in me, I will jiggle. |

|Your fingers go inside of me. |You have to get me wet and hot to make me. |

|I am a bowling ball. |I am jello |

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|I make you breathe heavy. |I am easy. |

|You do me in many different positions. |People love to taste me. |

|I can make your muscle hard. |You can prick me to see if I'm ready. |

|I am exercise |I am a pie |

Get Your Mind Out Of the Gutter!

1. What is a four-letter word that ends in k and means the same as intercourse? (talk)

2. What is it that a cow has four of and a woman has only two of? (legs)

3. What can you find in a man's pants that is about six inches long, has a head on it, and that women love so much that they often blow it? (a twenty dollar bill)

4. What word starts with f and ends with u-c-k? (firetruck)

5. Name five words that are each four letters long, end in u-n-t, one of which is a word for a woman? (bunt, hunt, runt, punt, aunt)

6. What does a dog do that you can step into? (pants)

7. What four letter word begins with f and ends with k, and if you can't get one you can use your hands? (fork)

8. What is hard, six inches long, has two nuts, and can make a girl fat? (Almond Joy Candy Bar)

9. What is it that all men have one of; it's longer on some men than on others; the pope doesn't use his; and a man gives it to his wife after they're married? (last name)

Pure Romance by Kristen Winkler | 317.642.7707 | kristenwinkler@ | kristenwinkler.

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