These pick-up lines are hilarious

10. Tell the undertaker that your dog just died and ask if he can sneak him into the coffin. 11. Put a hard-boiled egg in the mouth of the deceased. 12. Slip a whoopee cushion under the widow. 13. Leave some phoney dog poop on top of the deceased. 14. Tell the widow that you have to leave early and ask if the will can be read before the funeral ... ................
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