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Dr. PowerSports“We Prescribe Fun!”(Beeping noises)Man: (concerned/depressed) Give it to me straight Doc, how serious is it?Dr.: (somber voice) I’m afraid you’ve come down with a case of what we call “Throttle Deficiency”.Man: (down) Oh no, this isn’t happening to me.Dr.: I’m so sorry sir, we see this kind of diagnosis all the time.Man: Is…is there anything that can treat it?(writing sound on notepad)Dr.: (Serious voice) I’m going to prescribe you a prescription for fun, it’s my signature treatment. We’ll get you fixed up in no time. Man: (sighs in relief) Thanks, Doc! Where can I pick it up?Dr.: Go down to 3600 Fast Lane in Cedar Falls to Dr. PowerSports. They can meet all of your needs from Honda, Kawasaki, Suzuki, Can-Am, Ski-Doo, Sea-Doo Kymco, Spyder, and Beta. With 40 years of experience they can fix everything from oil changes to engine rebuilds!Man: (relieved) This is exactly what I needed, I owe you one!Dr.: Don’t mention it, it’s what we do.Other voice: Dr. PowerSports “We Prescribe Fun!”Dr. PowerSports“Breaking News”(Breaking news alert music)Newscaster: We have breaking news. Reports are coming in that a Dr. PowerSports has found the cure for boredom. A major advancement in our society. Joining us now is the Dr. himself. Dr. Powersports great to have you with us. Dr.: It’s an honor to be here.Newscaster: What can you tell us about this astounding discovery?Dr.: My team and I have been working for years to find the cure for boredom and we believe that we have discovered it through the joy and fun of horsepower. This is a huge day for medicine. Newscaster: So, you’re saying the solution to boredom is fun?Dr.: That’s exactly right. We’ve found that through the use of Honda, Kawasaki, Suzuki, Can-Am, Ski-Doo, Sea-Doo, Kymco, Spyder, and Beta your chances of boredom decrease dramatically in just seconds. Newscaster: Astounding, a truly historic moment. Where can the people go to experience this marvel of medicine? Dr.: At Dr. PowerSports located at 3600 Fast Lane in Cedar Falls. With 40 years of experience they can not only provide you with fun but also fix anything from oil changes to engine rebuilds. They have everything down there. Newscaster: Anything else you’d like to tell the people, Doctor?Dr.: Dr. PowerSports “We Prescribe Fun!”Dr. PowerSports ................
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