The Canonical List of Punny Book Titles

[Pages:10]The Canonical List of Punny Book Titles

Compiled by Harold Reynolds. Below are listed a large number of book title puns, sorted according to author's last name. Please send suggestions to the above address. Many of these are pretty lame, so if you have any improvements, send them along! Those given to me may be altered to some degree to, IMHO, "improve" them, but all submissions will be duly credited. Please try to keep them relatively "clean"--"Mystery in the Barnyard" by Hu Flung Dung is about as far as I'm willing to go. Feel free to inflict the list on your friends, but like others, I like to be credited for the work I did to assemble this list. Many thanks to John Gregory, who provided more than half of the entries from his collection of related puns. He practically owns it! This list has had a major infusion of names which begin with 2 initials, based on a joint effort between John Gregory and myself. To better present the names which are being punned on, the list has been reorganized in alphabetical order of the first names and initials.

Last Updated: August 1, 2012.

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1. Sound as a Bell: A. Clanger p 2. My Boring Career: A. Driller p 3. Dull Pain: A. King A

4. The Unknown Rodent: A. Nonny Mouse 5. The Frozen South: A. Winterbottom p 6. Drink No More!: A. A. Member JG

7. Ouch!: A. B. Stung 8. Electrical Wiring Made Easy: A. C. Deesey JG 9. In Year One: A. D. Calendar JG

10. Vowel Promissory Notes : A. E. I. O'You 11. Robotics Handbook: A. I. Expert JG 12. Singing Without An Orchestra: A. K. Pella JG 13. Morning Radio: A. M. Effem JG 14. Roger Wilco: A. O. Kaye JG

15. Bee Stings Are in the Hand of the Bee Holder: A. P. Airy JG

16. Let's Play Billiards: A. Q. Ball JG 17. The Old Codger: A. T. Yearsold JG 18. How To Get Attention: A. U. Overthere JG 19. Bird Brains: A. V. Airy JG 20. Who Cares?: A. Y. Nott JG 21. Summer in the South: A. Z. Hot-Humid JG

22. Rhythm & Blues for Wasps: Aaron Bee 23. One Hundred Years Old: Abbie Birthday JG 24. Say The Magic Word: Abby Cadabra JG 25. My Career As A Clown: Abe Ozo JG 26. Drafted!: Abel Boddeed JG 27. I Want to Help: Abel N. Willin a 28. Self Denial Made Easy: Abner Gation JG 29. I'm not a Mutant: Abner Mallety JG 30. Nuclear Explosives: Adam Baum o 31. Ambulance Driving: Adam Muhway JG

32. I Love Mathematics: Adam Up

33. Why I Fart: Aida Burrito 34. Cry Wolf: Al Armist 6 35. Sea Birds: Al Batross 6

36. Cooking Spaghetti: Al Dente 37. Oh What A Relief It Is: Al Kaseltzer JG 38. New Mexico Tour Book: Albie Kerky JG 39. Held Hostage by Italian Terrorists!: Aldo Anything JG

40. It's a Shocker: Alec Tricity

41. Luxury Automobile: Alexis Carr 42. Outdoor Activities: Alf Resco 6 43. Acrophobia Explained: Alfredo Heights JG

44. Crocodile Dundee: Ali Gator 45. Soak Your Ex-Husband: Ali Money 6 46. Land of Plenty: Alison Ann Moore s 47. Is that it?: Annie Moore A 48. Lewis Carroll: Alison Wonderland JG

49. And the Other People: Allan Sundry

50. I Love You!: Alma Hart

51. Funny Astronomy Texts: Alma Jest 52. I Wuz Robbed!: Alma Money JG 53. Dirty Harry is... : Amanda B. Reckondwith z

54. Not a Guitar!: Amanda Lin 55. What is dinner?: Amelia Eatt e 56. Not Very Expensive: Amir Pittance JG 57. My Life With Annette: Amos Kateer JG

58. Mountain Climbing: Andover Hand

59. Maritime Disasters: Andrea Doria

60. Artificial Weightlessness: Andy Gravity 61. Theft and Robbery: Andy Tover 4 62. Snorting My Way To Heaven: Angel Dust JG 63. The Irish Heart Surgeon: Angie O'Plasty JG 64. The Perils Of Drug Addiction: Anita Fixx JG 65. Unemployed: Anita Job b

66. I Like Fish: Ann Chovie 67. Pain Relief: Ann L. Gesick 6 68. Keeping Old Furniture Looking Good: Ann Teak n 69. Animal Illnesses: Ann Thrax 3 70. Unwanted Babies: Anna Bortion 8

71. Snakes of the World: Anna Conda

72. Modern Tree Watches: Anna Log 73. Eating Disorders: Anna Rexia JG

74. I Shoot Arrows: Anne Archer

75. Robots: Anne Droid 76. Pull Yourself Together!: Annette Curtain f 77. Masterpieces Of Fox TV: Annette Work JG 78. Home Alone III, The Sequel: Annie Buddyhome JG

79. Uncle Buck: Ant Lerz

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80. Bit on the Leg: Anton Marnie s

81. May Flowers: April Showers

82. Where to Find Islands: Archie Pelago

83. Keep it Clean!: Armand Hammer 84. Modern Music: Arun Bee C 85. The Bird Collection: Arnie Thologie i 86. Misunderstood: Art Tistic JG 87. It's a Fake!: Artie Fishul C 88. The Empty Cookie Jar: Arthur Anymore u 89. Inflammation, Please!: Arthur Itis JG

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1. How to Make Honey: B. A. Beaman p 2. Red Vegetables: B. Troot 6 3. Good for a Placemat: B. A. Degree JG 4. Who Killed Cock Robin: B. B. Gunn JG 5. Prehistoric Finds: B. C. Calendar JG 6. Training for the Olympics: B. D. Best JG 7. The Disco Craze: B. G. Singers JG 8. Golfer's Sandwich: B. L. Tee JG 9. The Bedpan Patrol: B. M. Routine JG 10. Not a Moment to Spare: B. N. Time JG 11. Why Do People Avoid Me?: B. O. Problem JG 12. The Art of Trading: B. R. Gain C 13. How to Lie and Get Away With It: B. S. Artist JG 14. Handbook of Great Art: B. U. Teeful JG 15. How to Go Broke Fast: B. X. Travagant JG 16. Keep Out!: Barb Dwyer JG 17. Songs For Children: Barbara Blacksheep JG 18. Outdoor Cookery: Barbie Cue JG

19. Drink this Before the X-Ray: Barry Um 20. Guide To Mixology: Bart Ender JG 21. The Criminals Of Watergate: Barton Mee JG 22. Kindergarten Kop II: Bea Hayve JG 23. Archery: Beau N. Arrow b

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1. Nitpicker's Guide to Star Trek: C. A. Flaw JG 2. That's a Ten-Four, Good Buddy: C. B. Radio JG 3. Rock Music of the 60's: C. C. Rider JG 4. Naval Recruitment Slogans: C. D. World JG 5. Look, Up In The Sky!: C. H. Etplane JG 6. Perfect Agreement: C. I. Tu'Ai JG 7. The Peeping Tom: C. K. Undress JG

8. Marine Mammal Communication: C. L. Barking 9. The Dog Track: C. M. Run JG 10. XYZ: C. My Willie q 11. The Coast Is Clear: C. N. Eebuddy JG 12. Causing the Greenhouse Effect: C. O. Too JG 13. Lifesaving Techniques: C. P. Arr JG 14. Echinoderms: C. Q. Cumber and C. Lily w 15. The Strip Joint: C. R. Boddies JG 16. The Nerd: C. S. Major JG 17. Toodleeoo, Dear: C. U. Soon JG 18. Superman's Vision: C. X. Rayz JG 19. The End That Justifies the Means: C. Y. Eyedidit JG 20. Joe Wins at a Track Meet: C. Howie Runns m

90. Vegetable Arrangements: Arty Choke p 91. Turkish Minerals: Asa Miner l 92. Light Brown Hair: Audrey Mauve Jeannie s 93. It Blew Off My Hat!: Augusta Wind 94. How to Annoy: Aunt Agonize 95. Life Before The Civil War: Aunty Bellum JG 96. Glitz and Bling: Austin Tay-Shuss 97. What the Butler Saw: Ava Nutherluk u 98. The Paper Route: Avery Daye JG 99. Car Repairs: Axel Grease JG

24. Ringing Wet: Belinda Water A 25. Rich People: Belle Yenere i 26. Good Works: Ben Evolent 6 27. I Love Wills: Benny Fishery 28. The Pullman Sleeper: Bertha Buv JG 29. Lotsa Luck: Bess Twishes JG 30. Uninteresting Road Signs: Bill Bored 31. Houses, Offices, and Apartments: Bill Ding 32. Where to Put Your Money: Bill Fold k 33. House Construction: Bill Jerome Holme 6 34. How to Maintain Good Credit: Bill Zarpaid D 35. I'm in Debt: Bill Zardeux D 36. Monkey Shines: Bob Boone 37. Things To Do At Parties: Bob Frapples JG 38. Teenagers Of The '50's: Bobbie Sox JG 39. I Hate Fighting: Boris Hell 40. The Last Roundup: Brandon Irons JG 41. Smart Beer Making: Bud Wiser 42. Prevent Drowning: Buddy System JG 43. The Smorgasbord: Buffy Dinner JG 44. Smash His Lobster!: Buster Crabbe 45. Trim Those Sideburns Too?: Buzz Cutt JG

21. French Cheeses: Cam M. Bert 22. The Music Of Sammy Davis Jr.: Candy Mann JG 23. Feelings: Cara Lott JG 24. Ecclesiastical Infractions: Cardinal Sin 25. How To Tune Up Your Auto: Carl Humm JG 26. Dinner's Ready!: Carmen Gettit A 27. Meat Eaters: Carney Vore JG 28. Too Drunk to Walk: Carrie Mee-Ohm A 29. Singing Solo: Carrie O'Kee B 30. Life In The Sorority House: Carrie Onn JG 31. Handsome, Charming, and... : Cary Smattic JG 32. Boy Scout's Handbook: Casey Needzit JG 33. We Take Credit Cards, But...: Cassius Better I 34. Jewish Egotists: Chaim Wonderful 35. Obscure Cooking Aids: Che Fingdish JG 36. Equine Leg Cramps: Charlie Horse 37. Sofa so Good: Chester Field 38. Classic Groceries: Chopin Liszt l 39. The Greasy Spoon: Chris Coe JG 40. Perfect Cooking: Chris P. Bacon A

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41. Mineralogy for Giants: Chris Tall 42. What's For Dinner?: Chuck Roast JG 43. Prayers For Children: Cindy Skool JG 44. I Read You Like A Book: Claire Voyant JG 45. Explaining it Better: Clara Fie 46. Back Row Of The Orchestra: Clara Nett JG 47. Shoes For Farm And Ranch: Claude Hopper JG 48. Bobcat under the Bleachers: Claude BottomsF 49. Destructive Cats: Claude Sofa 50. The Lion Attacked: Claudia Armoff 51. House Plants: Clay Potts JG 52. Shaky Knees: Cliff Diver JG 53. Boring Midwestern Cities: Cole Lumbus JG 54. Take a Break!: Colin Sick

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1. Solving Crimes: D. Tective 2. Perry Mason's Last Case: D. A. Zoffuss JG 3. The Senator: D. C. Resident JG 4. Banned Pesticides: D. D. Tee 5. I Swing for the Pitcher: D. H. Batter 6. What I Dance To: D. J. Music 7. Garlic Gone Bad: D. K. Stinky 8. The World's Last Days: D. N. Izneer 9. Didn't Make it to the Hospital: D. O. Way 10. I Scream, You Scream...: D. Q. Restaurant JG 11. The Drawbacks of Strong Drink: D. T. Sufferer JG 12. I Got a New Car: D. U. Care 13. How Sweet It Is: D. X. Stacy JG 14. I Keep Falling Down: D. Z. Person 15. We're All Flakes: Dan Druff JG 16. Shhh!: Danielle Soloud JG 17. Indiana Jones' Adventures: Darrin Rescue JG 18. Tape Another Channel: David E. O. Recorder A 19. Great Tennis Matches: Davis Skupp JG 20. A Boxing Cornerman's Story: Dawson DeTowel JG

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1. A Great Plenty: E. Nuff 2. Cheer for Your Team!: E. A. Hoo 3. Hard Cheese!: E. Dam A 4. How to Handle Nitroglycerine: E. C. Duzzit JG 5. Circuit Analysis: E. E. Major JG 6. Amazing Alphabet!: E. F. Gee 7. Old Macdonald's Farm: E. I. Eeyioh JG 8. Rodent in the House!: E. K. Mouse 9. Ambition and Failure: E. Peter. DoubtE 10. Science Fiction Stories: E. T. Fonehome JG 11. How to be a Con Artist: E. Z. Money JG 12. Christmas Dinner is Over at Last: Ed Anuff A 13. Revising my Work: Eddie Torr 14. And so on and so forth: Ed Nauseum x 15. I Lost My Balance: Eileen Dover and Phil Down 16. Fat Lady In The Sideshow: Ellie Funt JG

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55. Military Fast: Colonel O'Corn l 56. Pentagon Press Release: Colonel O'Truth and Lotta

Lies l 57. The Sheet She Wore to the Party: Connie Stoga JG 58. Does Not Prove Causation: Cora Layshun 59. East Coast Universities: Cora Nell l 60. Flogging in the Army: Corporal Punishment 61. Fortune Telling: Crystal Ball JG 62. Paintings with Vegetables: Currier Endives 63. Interior Decorating: Curt Enrod JG 64. Nuts about You!: Cy Cosis 65. Exercise on Wheels: Cy Kling 66. Wooden Percussion: Cy L'Phone A

21. Fixing Computer Programs: Dee Bugger JG 22. The Realm of the Dead: Dee Seized C 23. The Twelfth Month: Dee Sember JG 24. Make Up Your Mind: Dee Side A 25. Racketeering: Dennis Court 26. Suntanned Legs: Denise R Brown G 27. Baby Mess-Trappers: Di Perrs A 28. Webster's Words: Dick Shunnary 3 29. Tyrant of the Potatoes: Dick Tater 30. Fistfights: Donny Brooke JG 31. Come on in!: Doris Open 32. Life Six Feet Under: Doug Graves JG 33. En Garde!: Drew Blood JG 34. Poisonous Plants: Dudley Nightshade JG 35. I Like Coffee: Duncan Doughnuts 36. Housework: Dustin Cook n 37. Highway Travel: Dusty Rhodes 38. Plumb Good: Dwayne Pipe JG 39. Where's the Water?: Dwayne Dwight Out

17. How to Draw: Ellis Strait n 18. Confessions Of A Gold Digger: Emile Ticket JG 19. I'm Scared!: Emma Fraid JG 20. Columbus, Vespucci, And Me: Enzo DiUrth JG 21. Why Tires aren't Flat: Erin Side 22. Employment Handbook: Ernie Living JG 23. She Saw Him: Esau Her E 24. I Like Liquor: Ethel Alcohol 25. Turtle Racing: Eubie Quick 26. Prepare To Meet Your Maker: Eva DeStruction JG 27. Assault with Battery: Eva Ready 28. Jello Proselytizing: Evan Jellist 29. Boiled Dry: Eve Aporate A 30. Pull with All You've Got!: Eve Ho 31. Fastest Gun In The West: Everett DeReady JG

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1. Investigating Optometrists: F. B. Eye 2. Easy Listening: F. M. Radio JG 3. Put Some Fizz Back In Your Life: F. R. Vessant JG 4. Clever Replies: F. U. Two

5. 100 Pounds: F. V. Load 6. Animal Scents: Farrah Mones JG

7. Not Near: Farrah Way 8. Look Younger: Fay Slift JG

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1. Golly Gosh!: G. Whiz 2. Bringing Good Things To Life: G. E. Appliances JG 3. College for Soldiers: G. I. Bill JG

4. Lousy American Cars: G. M. Clunker 5. Republican Eliminations: G. O. Pee 6. On The Cover: G. Q. Model JG 7. Come On Mom, Pleeeeease?: G. Y. Nott JG 8. I Hate Monday Mornings: Gaetan Upp 9. Strong Winds: Gail Force JG 10. Mensa Man: Gene Yuss 11. Army Jokes: General Hillary Tee E 12. How to be a Vague Soldier: General Lee A 13. Gone With The Wind: George Uh JG 14. Try, Try Again: Getty Trite s

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1. Model Train Fanatics: H. O. Scale 2. The Good Breakfast: Hammond Deggs JG 3. Jewish Holidays: Hannah Kuhh JG 4. Lazy Employees: Hans Doolittle o 5. The German Bank Robbery: Hans Zupp JG 6. Get Moving, Slowpoke!: Harriet Upp 7. Rapunzel, Rapunzel!: Harris Long 8. Toupee Embarrassment: Harrison Backwards 9. The Beach Bully: Harry Ayp JG 10. At The Bottom Of The Can: Hazel Nutt JG 11. Gangway!: Hedda Steam JG 12. Cab Calloway's Garden: Heidi Ho JG 13. I Lived in Detroit: Helen Earth

14. Where the World is Going: Helena Handbasket 15. In The Trenches: Helmut Wearer JG 16. Greek Unbeliever!: Hera Tick d 17. A Bestiary of Plant Eaters: Herb Avore JG 18. His Girl Thursday: Herman Friday

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1. Computer Programming Made Easy: I. B. Emm JG 2. Hazardous Driving: I. C. Rhodes JG 3. I Lost at Hide-And-Seek: I. C. U. Hiding A 4. Well, I Never!: I. D. Claire JG

5. I'm Not Getting Older, I'm Getting Better!: I. H. Tenyears JG

6. How To Talk Good: I. I. Stutter JG 7. Minor Infractions: I. J. Walk JG 8. The Myth of the Mafia: I. L. Killya JG 9. The Excitement of Trees: I. M. Board 3

9. Raising Flowers By Hand: Flo Wrist JG 10. Rangers In The Night: Forrest Fyar JG 11. French Overpopulation: Francis Crowded 12. Hot Dog!: Frank Furter 13. To be Honest: Frank Lee a 14. I Say So!: Frank O. Pinion 2 15. The Great Escape: Freida Convict

15. I Wuz Framed!: Gil Tee JG 16. Soda Pop History: Ginger Aile a 17. Hiya Fella: Gladys Eeya JG 18. I Hate the Sun: Gladys Knight 19. Scottish Kilt Patterns: Glen Pladd JG 20. We Do Theft Cases: Grabbitt & Run A 21. The National Science Foundation: Grant Money JG 22. Genie in a Bottle: Grant Wishes 23. Put'er There, Pal!: Greg Garious JG 24. Stomach Flu: Gretchen Barf 25. Lawyers of Suffering: Grin and Barrett 26. The World's Best Recipes: Gus Tatorial JG 27. Laid Off!: Gwen Home JG

19. Hunger In America: Heywood Jafeedme JG 20. Funny Women: Hillary Uss 21. Human Resources Manager: Hiram N. Firem JG 22. Stunned Over Christmas: Holly Daze 23. Tinseltown Tales: Holly Wood JG 24. Poetry in Baseball: Homer 25. Who Killed Cock Robin?: Howard I. Know 26. I'm Fine: Howard Yu 2 27. Chinese Apathy: Hu Cares 28. Mystery in the Barnyard: Hu Flung Dung 29. I Laugh at the Gods!: Hugh Briss 30. Big Fart!: Hugh Jass 31. Lots of Excitement: Hugh N. Cry 32. Greeting Sheep Strangers: Hugh R. Ewe a 33. Parachuting: Hugo First 34. Midnight Patrol: Hugo Sair A 35. No Camels Here!: Humphrey Zoo

10. Loan Sharking Made Easy: I. O. Yew JG 11. An Anthology of Children's Humor: I. P. Dailey JG 12. Rusty Bedsprings: I. P. Nightly m 13. Mental Giants: I. Q. Test JG 14. Hand It All Over!: I. R. Ess JG 15. Desert Crossing: I. Rhoda Camel 16. Fore!: I. T. Off 17. Contraception: I. U. Dee JG 18. Expensive Universities: I. V. League JG 19. High Stakes Poker Tactics: I. W. Betts JG

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20. Teach Me!: I. Wanda Know

21. Bugs Beware!: I. X. Terminate 22. Balancing Act: I. Y. Yerr JG 23. The Garden State: Ida Hoe JG

24. Let's Do it Now!: Igor Beaver 25. Take This Job And Shove It: Ike Witt JG

26. I'm Someone Else: Ima Nonymous 27. The Phillipine Post Office: Imelda Letter JG 28. Fred Can Philosophize!: Immanuel Kant 29. No More Circuit Breakers!: Ira Fuse

30. Cloning: Irma Dubble II

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1. Can't Fence Me In!: J. L. Breaker JG 2. A Critique of Ian Fleming: J. M. Spond JG 3. Candle-Vaulting: Jack B. Nimble 4. Fingerplay: Jacob Sladder JG 5. Split Personalities: Jacqueline Hyde JG 6. Don't Do Anything Rash: Jacques Itch JG 7. Athletic Supporter: Jacques Strap l 8. The Dead Of Winter: Jan Yuary JG 9. How to Clean Up Birdwatching: Janet Oriole JG 10. Renowned Chefs: Janice Cooks w 11. Not Bogged Down In Reality: Jason Rainbows JG 12. What Makes Airplanes Go: Jeff Fuel JG 13. Hockey for Grandparents: Jerry Hattrick s 14. I Can Fix It: Jerry Rigg JG 15. The Source of Electricity: Jenny Rator A 16. I Beat Bobby Fischer: Jess Player JG 17. Birdwatching for Beginners: Jesse the ParrotE 18. From the Great White North: Jessica Nadian JG 19. Party On, Dude: Jill Out JG

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1. When Baseball Heros Strike Out: K. C. Atbatt 2. Nothing to Chirp About: K. D. Didd JG

3. How to Reply without Committing Yourself: K. G. Answer

4. Bigots of America: K. K. Kaye

5. How to Go Dutch on a Plane: K. L. Emm 6. Hot Stuff!: K. N. Pepper 7. I Coulda Been A Contender: K. O. Boxer JG 8. A Thousand Potatoes Yet To Go: K. P. Dooty JG 9. Working in a Nursing Home: K. R. Giver 10. The Day All Heck Broke Loose: K. T. Bardedoor JG 11. Slip-Slidin' Away: K. Y. Jellee JG 12. The LA Lakers' Breakfast: Kareem O'Wheat JG 13. Chirpin' and Jumpin': Katie Didd JG

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1. Southern California Pachyderms: L. A. Funt 2. The Terminator: L. B. Back 3. Tennis Consequences: L. Bow-Payne C 4. History of Borden's Dairy Products: L. C. DeCow JG

5. Illicit Sea Bird Activities: L. E. Gull 6. Who Ate All the Cookies?: L. F. Eyeno

31. What I Took: Irv Erginity JG 32. In the Arctic Ocean: Isa Berg 33. I Hit the Wall: Isadore There 34. Why We Fall in Winter: Isis Slippery 35. I Didn't Do It!: Ivan Alibi 36. Mosquito Bites: Ivan Itch 37. Russian Tennis Shoes: Ivan Odor l 38. My Seventh Husband: Ivana Newhouse JG 39. Amnesia on Demand: Ivor Gett E 40. Cheating on His Wife: Izzy Backyet JG

20. The Scent Of A Man: Jim Nasium JG 21. Flips and Tumbles: Jim Nastics g 22. The Monkey Cage: Jim Panzee JG 23. How to Break In: Jimmy De Lock JG 24. Those Funny Dogs: Joe Kur 25. How To Make Cornmeal Pancakes: Johnny Cake JG 26. Star Spangled Barrio: Jose Canusee JG 27. The Hitchhiker: Juan Nalift JG 28. Two Thousand Pounds!: Juan Ton 29. Personal Tutoring: Juan Touwan A 30. The Friendly Bartender: Juana Beer s 31. The Chuck Berry Story: Judy Frudy JG 32. Life is a Trial: Judd Gement JG 33. I Work with Diamonds: Jules Sparkle 34. Options Trading: June Gold JG 35. Look Ma, No Thumbs!: Justice Fingers A 36. I Need Insurance: Justin Case 37. Almost Missed the Bus: Justin Time 38. Poultry Farmers: Justus Chickens JG

14. After The Corned Beef And Cabbage: Kay O'Pectate JG 15. Measles Collision!: Kay Rash 16. Nuclear Power Bafflement: Ken Fusion JG 17. Ex-Presidential Retreat: Kenny Bunkport JG 18. A Stuntman To The End: Kenny Doitt JG 19. Woulda Been A Great Shortstop: Kent Hitt JG 20. Breaking the Law: Kermit A. Krime 21. Don't Let Me Stop You: Kerry Onn A 22. Yoko's Robe: Kim Ono JG 23. A Whole Lot of Cats: Kitt N. Caboodle 24. The Economy is Recovering!: Knott Quite l 25. Pressure Relief: Korsetsov p 26. No: Kurt Reply JG

7. If I Had The Chance: L. I. Wood JG 8. The Role of the Hit Man: L. M. Innate 9. Whose Face Can Launch 1000 Ships?: L. N. OTroy JG 10. New In Town?: L. O. Saylor JG 11. What Music Used to Be On: L. P. Record 12. The Last Frontier: L. S. Kah JG

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13. I Don't Believe This!: L. U. Say 14. Anything on a Dare: L. Y. Nott JG 15. Here's Pus In Your Eye: Lance Boyle JG 16. Honest Citizen: Laura Byder A 17. Crackdown: Lauren Order JG 18. Nobel Prize Cannibals: Laurie Ate JG

19. Music of the Sea: Lawrence Whelk 20. Tight Situation: Leah Tard JG 21. More Mindless Violence: Lee Fullweapon A 22. You Drip!: Lee K. Fawcette b

23. The Palace Roof has a Hole: Lee King 24. Nordic Groundskeepers: Leif Raker JG 25. The Shrinking Society: Les Ismoor JG 26. Bad Investment: Les Riches j 27. James Fenimore Cooper: Lester Moe Hickens s 28. Jewish Mysticism: Lev Itation l 29. Joys of Cowardice: Lily Livard JG 30. Volunteer's Guidebook: Linda Hand JG

31. Meals On Safari: Lionel Eecha JG 32. Hertz, Don't It?: Lisa Carr JG 33. Italian Delicacies: Liz Onya JG

34. I Love Fractions: Lois C. Denominator 35. How to Cut Grass: Lon Moore n

36. Scots in the Desert: Lorna Dune 37. Punk Rock Rulez!: Lotta Noyze JG

38. Good Housekeeping: Lotta Dust 39. Mardi Gras Time: Lou Isiana JG 40. Tear Up Those Betting Slips: Lou Zerr JG 41. The Ham Radio Primer: Loudon Clear JG

42. He's Contagious!: Lucas Measles 43. Fallen Underwear: Lucy Lastic JG

44. Tabletop Occultism: Luigi Board

45. Danger!: Luke Out 46. Not So Hot: Luke Warm JG

47. Irish Flooring: Lynn O'Leum

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1. Now I'm in Business!: M. B. Yay

2. How to Address an Audience: M. C. Speaker 3. What's Up, Doc?: M. D. Degree JG 4. Great Television Shows: M. E. Awards JG

5. British Sports Cars: M. G. Auto

6. On Her Majesty's Secret Service: M. I. Five

7. Perverted Mushrooms: M. Morel 8. How to Become Famous: M. N. Ent JG 9. The Musical World of Walt Disney: M. O. Yewessee JG

10. Enforcing Discipline in the Army: M. P. Copps 11. Kingdom of the Flames: M. Pyre C 12. They're Not Cows: M. R. Horses JG

13. How to Slow Down your Computer: M. S. Windoze

14. Why Cars Stop: M. T. Tank 15. Do as I Do, Not as I Say: M. U. Late JG 16. Makeup for Thin People: Mabel Leen B 17. You're So Sweet: Mable Syrup JG 18. Italian Cooking: Mac Aroni p 19. Round the World: Madge Ellen 7 20. It's All In Your Head: Madge Ination JG

21. Shamans and Witch Doctors: Madison Menn 22. I Was a Cloakroom Attendant: Mahatma Coate 1

23. Military Defeats: Major Disaster and General Mayhem

24. I'm not a happy camper!: Malcolm Tent

25. I Like Weeding Gardens: Manuel Labour 26. Personal Best: Marco DeStinction JG 27. The Truancy Problem: Marcus Absent JG

28. Kangaroo Illnesses: Marcus Wallaby, M.D.

29. Don't Cry for Me: Marge and Tina

30. Ship Mysteries: Marie Celeste

31. Where to park your boat: Marina Dock 32. Repent At Leisure: Marion Hayste JG 33. Scuffed Floors: Mark Tupp JG 34. Care For A Chop?: Marsha Larts JG

35. Military Rule: Marshall Law 36. Quips For The Young At Heart: Marty Pants JG

37. Happy New Year!: Mary Christmas

38. Nice Hotels: Mary Ott i 39. I Love Bullfighting: Matt Adore JG 40. Fire Me Up!: Matt Chez t 41. Home Decorating: Matt Emulsion v 42. Scandinavian Photography: Matt Finnish JG 43. Very Precise: Matt Iculous A

44. Weepy Movie: Maud Lynn Story 45. The TV News Anchorman: Maury Ports JG 46. More for Your Money: Max Amize 3 47. Pilgrim Settlers: May Flower JG 48. Continental Recipes :May O'Nez C

49. Riel Ambush!: May T. Surprise 50. Computer Memories: Meg Abight 7 51. It Won't Work!: Mel Function JG 52. Irish Soap Operas: Mel O'Drama A 53. Caught in a Cyclone: Mel Strom s

54. Specialty Winemaker: Merle O. Vintner 55. Overcoming Nervousness On Radio: Mike Fright JG 56. Geez, It's Hot!: Mike Hammeldyed j

57. Clothes for Germ Kings: Mike Robes

58. Daddy are We There Yet?: Miles Away 59. When's The Revolution?: Millie Tant JG 60. Decorating your Mousehole: Minnie Blinds l 61. Many Are Cold, But Few Are Frozen: Minnie Sota JG 62. Long Walk: Miss D. Bus j

63. Errors and Accidents: Miss Takes and Miss Haps 64. Car Capital Of The World: Mitch Egan JG

65. Ohh, the Pain, the Pain!: Moe N. Groan

66. Cut the Grass!: Moe Lawn 67. The Porn Queen: Mona Lott JG

68. Gambling: Monty Carlos

69. Mexican Revenge: Monty Zuma 70. No More Rifles!: Morgan Control JG

71. I Love Crowds: Morris Merrier 72. Cut the Grass!: Moses Lawn b 73. Wouldn't You Know It: Murphy Slaw JG 74. French Cars: Myra Neault k

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1. I Disagree With That!: N. A. Sayer 2. History of Professional Basketball: N. B. Yay JG 3. College Basketball in the South: N. C. State JG 4. The Hoosier State: N. D. Anna JG 5. I'm Not Choosy: N. E. Buddy JG 6. History of Professional Football: N. F. Ell JG 7. Medical Procedures: N. G. OGram JG 8. Unsolved Mysteries: N. Igma 5 9. Pain Killers: N. L. Gesic JG 10. Have Fun at the Hospital!: N. M. Uhh JG 11. Book Puns are a Nuisance: N. O. Ying JG

12. You're Welcome: N. Q. Verymuch

13. Everyone Needs a Gun!: N. R. Ray

14. Hypnotism: N. Tranced 15. Slam Dunk Champions: N. U. Face JG

16. The Grass Is Always Greener: N. V. Uss JG

17. Noise is Forbidden!: Nada Loud 18. East Coast Resorts: Nan Tuckett JG 19. American College Athletics: Nancy Dubblelay JG 20. The Spiritual Life: Ned Itation l 21. Ready for Knighthood: Neil Downe JG 22. Smoker's Cough: Nick O'Teen JG

23. It's a Holdup!: Nick R. Elastic 24. Dull Razor: Nick Shaving JG 25. Political Correctness: Noah Fence s

26. My Lost Causes: Noah Veil 27. The Great Flood: Noah Zark JG

28. I'm an Atheist: Noel Noheaven

29. Neither a Borrower: Nora Lender Bee

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1. Overweight Vegetables: O. Beets 2. I'm Always Hungry: O. B. City JG

3. Bad Trips: O. D. Ondope 4. The Errant Sledgehammer: O. G. Datturts JG 5. The White Flag: O. I. Givupp JG 6. Better Than Concentrate: O. J. Squeezer JG 7. The Good Employee: O. K. Boss JG

8. I Dropped the Hammer: O. L. Myfoot 9. First Aid for Kids: O. O. Owie JG

10. Health Food Cereal: O. T. Brann 11. Slang from the Roaring Twenties: O. U. Kidd JG 12. You're Being Audited!: O. Y. Mee JG 13. Swedish Perfumeries: Ole Factory l

14. The Peace Mission: Olive Branch JG

15. Without Warning: Oliver Sudden 16. Handel's Messiah: Ollie Luyah JG

17. Surprised!: Omar Gosh 18. The Empath: Ophelia Sadness JG 19. Season Tickets: Oprah Maven l 20. Singin' and Shakin': Oprah Tic Tenor l 21. Life Before Cars: Orson Buggy JG

22. Pain in My Body: Otis Leghurts

23. I Must Fix the Car!: Otto Doit

24. The Industrial Revolution: Otto Mattick

25. He Disappeared!: Otto Sight 26. Money Management: Owen Cash o

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1. And Now the Following Announcements: P. A. System 2. Favourite Sandwiches: P. B. Enjam JG 3. Cheaper than IBM: P. C. Clone l 4. Do It Now!: P. D. Cue JG 5. Get In Shape!: P. E. Class JG

6. No Children Please!: P. G. Thirteen

7. We Solve Mysteries: P. I. Detective 8. Favorite Sleepwear: P. J. Bottoms JG

9. Light My Fire!: P. K. Power (PK=Pyrokinesis)

10. First Step to French Fries: P. L. Potatoes

11. How to Take Afternoon Naps: P. M. Snooze 12. Tickling the Ivories: P. N. Noe JG 13. The Urinalysis: P. P. Inacupp JG 14. Eccentrics I Have Known: P. Q. Lyirr JG 15. How to Deal with the Media: P. R. Department JG 16. Early History of the Beatles: P. S. Iluvya JG 17. Ships of the Navy: P. T. Bote JG 18. Encounter with a Skunk: P. U. Reek JG

19. What Makes Army People Sick: P. X. Food

20. Skunks in the Shrubbery: P. Yew 21. How to Read a Book: Paige Turner n 22. The Hidden Surprise: Pam Perz JG

23. Preaching to Hell's Angels: Pastor Redlight 1 24. What's Your Invention?: Pat Tent JG 25. Green Lawn Chairs: Patty O'Furniture JG

26. Grave Mistakes: Paul Bearer

27. Foot Problems of Big Lumberjacks: Paul Bunion

28. Tug of War: Paul Hard 29. Maritime Rules: Paula See i 30. The Lady Pirate: Peg Legg JG

31. Save Your Money: Peggy Bank 32. The Miracle Drug: Penny Cillin JG 33. Girl On a Budget: Penny Pincher k 34. Herbally Yours: Penny Royal w 35. Mexican/Italian Food: Pepe Roney JG 36. Oppression of the Masses: Percy Kyution A 37. The Candy Store: Pepper Mintz JG 38. Stop Harassing Me!: Percy Kueshun JG 39. Irish Dentistry: Perry O'Dontal JG 40. Events In The Soviet Union: Perry Stroika JG 41. The Bog: Pete Maas JG 42. In Farmer MacGregor's Garden: Peter Abbott JG

43. Markings in the Sand: Peter Dragon 44. Slowly Fades: Peter Out A

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45. Home of the Liberty Bell: Phil A. Delphia l 46. The History Of Exxon: Phil Errup JG

47. All About Orchestras: Phil Harmonic

48. Exotic Irish Plants: Phil O'Dendron 49. The Polarization Process: Phil Terrout A 50. Hollywood Gossip: Phyllis Zinn JG

51. Artificial Clothing: Polly Ester

52. Laughing In The White House: Polly Tickle 53. How to Cook a Steak: Porter House n

54. Neat Shirts: Preston Ironed

55. Keep 'Em That Way: Private Parts l 56. Find Another Lonely Heart: Q. Pid A 57. Why Software is Buggy: Q. A. Tester JG 58. Proof Positive!: Q. E. Dee JG

59. Carnival Prizes: Q. P. Doll 60. Fashion Models: Q. T. Pye JG

61. The Very Model of a Modern Major General: Quinn Tessence JG

62. Third of Five: Quinn Tuplet

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1. Violate Me and Your Program Will Crash!: R. A.

Bounds 2. Encyclopedia of Poisons: R. C. Nick JG

3. The Punny Book Title Collection 8-: R. D. Harhar 4. See You In Phoenix!: R. E. Zona JG 5. I Shot an Arrow In the Air: R. G. Rhee JG

6. Sorry, You're Not My Type: R. H. Factor 7. Covered Walkways: R. Kade 6 8. Bring to the Grocer's: R. List 2

9. It's All in the Wrist: R. M. Wrestle 10. I Killed Cock Robin!: R. S. T'Me JG

11. Where there are Hangings Every Day: R. T. Museum 12. Irish First Aid: R. U. O'Kaye k

13. Where to Get a Road Hog: R. V. Dealer

14. Junkyards of the World: R. X. Taken

15. Bigotry: Rachel Intolerance 16. How I Won The Marathon: Randy Hoelway JG 17. Indian, Italian and Spanish Cuisine: Ravi Oley JG 18. Lawn Care: Ray King JG 19. Lewd Novels: Ray See C 20. How to Overcome Stress: Ray Lachs k 21. Chinese Stairs: Ray Ling H 22. Some Like It Hot: Red Pepper p 23. Formal List: Reggie Stirr A 24. The Fortuneteller: Reid Palms JG 25. The Auto Salvage Business: Rex Toad JG

26. Well-Spoken Predictions: Rhett Oracle 27. Get to the Point!: Rhonda Bout s

28. I'm Exhausted!: Rhonda Marathon 29. I Was A Son Of A Buccaneer: Rich Kidd JG 30. Deflections: Rick O'Shea v: 31. Weekend In Hong Kong: Rick Shaw JG 32. Long Way Down: Rip Cord Broke l 33. How to Succeed in School: Rita Book n

34. Armed Heists: Robin Banks

35. How to Tour the Prison: Robin Steele 36. As Solid as...: Rocco Gibraltar b 37. Gone Fishing: Rod Annette 8 38. Fish Story: Rod Enreel JG 39. Okee Dokee: Roger Wilco JG 40. Meeting Places: Ron DeVoo r 41. Go Away!: Ron Onhome JG 42. Gardening With The Ex-President: Rose Bush JG 43. Cosmetology: Rosie Cheeks JG

44. What Geologists Study: Roxanne Minerals 45. Wish I'd Never Been Born: Rudy Daye JG

46. The Housing Problem: Rufus Quick 47. Wind In The Maple Trees: Russell Ingleaves JG 48. Small Vegetables: Russell Sprout JG 49. The Squeaking Gate: Rusty Hinges JG 50. Sandwich Making: Ryan Mayo JG

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1. Late Nights: S. A. Due

2. Where She Sells Sea Shells: S. C. Shore

3. Stories in the Future: S. F. Writer

4. Will You Marry Me?: S. I. Will

5. Whip Me into Shape: S. M. Kinky

6. We all Need This!: S. N. Shall 7. Compendium of Useless Tidbits: S. O. Terrick JG 8. Spies Like Us: S. P. O'Nage JG

9. The Fall of a Watermelon: S. Platt 10. You Tell Me the Answer!: S. Q. Question 11. Ginger vs. Mary Ann: You Decide!: S. S. Minnow JG

12. Your Guess is as Good as Mine: S. T. Mate 13. Living on the Land: S. Tate C 14. Great New York City Hotels: S. X. House JG 15. Ready...Set...: Sadie Word JG

16. Wake Up!: Sal Ammoniac

17. Get Out There!: Sally Forth

18. Latin Dances for Sheep: Sam Baa 19. Still Looking For My Heart: Sam Francisco JG 20. Imitating Mozart: Sam Phony l 21. I Can't See The Difference: Sam Ting JG

22. Songs from 'South Pacific': Sam and Janet Evening

23. Dan Quayle's Englush Skils: Sammy Literate 24. Summer Vacation: Sandy and Shelley Beach B 25. Southern California Waffles: Sandy Eggo JG 26. Brane Surjery Maid Simpel: Sarah Bellum JG

27. All Alone: Saul E. Terry 28. Peeping Tom: Sawyer Scanties JG 29. How To Beat A Murder Rap: Scott Free JG 30. Holmes Does It Again: Scott Linyard JG 31. Fancy Light Fixtures: Sean D'Olier v 32. Tailoring: Serge Soote JG 33. Guarding the Door: Sergeant Atarms l 34. Joys of Septic Tanks: Seth Poole JG

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