Funny Travel Quotes

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Time to have a gooooood laugh, time to unveil the best funny travel quotes you will LOVE. We list here a bunch of cool quotes to have a good laugh. Some are more funny, others less, judge for yourself. These travel quotes are not ordered by any meaning. We just randomly organized them for you. Some of these are funny travel quotes from movies, others are more quotes for your travel friends. Now, let's get this party started:

1. Can we just skip to the part of my life where I travel the world?

2. "A good friend visits you in jail. A best friends sits next to you and says

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,,that was fun" 3. Screw the caviar, I want to travel the world!

4. Vacation calories don't count. Right?

5. Backpacking is money spent on Education. 6. I always want to wear flip flops, but my boss doesn't like it...guess, I've to travel then!

7. Work hard, travel harder.

8. Kilometers are shorter than miles. Save gas and take your next trip in kilometers. 9. I don't know what's coming, but I already know it's gonna be awesome! 10. I want someone to look at me the way I look at a travel magazine! 11. I wish that road trips could pay my bills

12. Buy the ticket, take the ride

13. At the end of the day...I'd rather like to have a lot of stories to tell, than a full bank account.

14. A coconut a day keeps the doctor away. 15. I'm here for the fun! 16. Take me to the next beach, like now!

17. I know there is a flight leaving today that could bring me far, far away!

18. Work, save, travel, repeat 19. This is me, walking down the aisle. 20. Go no, next week or next month...but GO! 21. I don't know what's coming, but I already know it's gonna be awesome!

22. I'm here for the fun!

23. I need 6 months of vacation, twice a year. 24. Jetlag is for amateurs!

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25. Me: I want to travel more.

Bank account: like, to the park?

26. People who eat travel are the best.

27. Be a Pineapple: "Stand tall, wear a crown, and be sweet on the inside" 28. Life is not a fairytale. If you lose your shoes at midnight, you are drunk! 29. Instead of driving with a Mercedes to work, I'd rather ride with the bike to the beach.

30. Overpack. It's why suitcases have wheels now.

31. Girls don't wait for the prince anymore, they pack and travel the world. 32. It's called present...it must be a reason for that! 33. I need a friend I can call in the middle of the night, tell him we have to leave, and the only sentence coming back is ,,when do we leave?" 34. Your vibe attracts your tribe! 35. The tans will fade, but the memories will last forever. 36. If you did not have a stupid travel story to tell, you did something terribly wrong! 37. People having babies...and I'm like: What country am I going next?

38. All you need is love a passport.

39. Education is important. But travel is importanter! 40. I need a vacation that long, I forget my passwords! 41 .My parents complain I travel too much. I mean, I could be a drug addict, do they realize how lucky they are?

42. I have been to almost as many places as my lugagge

43. I don't know where I'm going, but I'm going. Are you coming with me?

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