How To Succeed in Business Without Really Trying (Libretto)
[Pages:149] LIBRETTOVOCALBOOK
THEFRANKLOESSERANDABEBURROWSMUSICAL
MusicandLyricsbyFrankLoesser BookbyAbeBurrows,JackWeinstock,&WillieGilbert Basedon"HowToSucceedInBusinessWithoutReallyTrying"
ByShepherdMead
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CHARACTERS
J.PIERREPONTFINCH
GATCH
JENKINS
TACKABERRY
PETERSON
J.B.BIGGLEY
ROSEMARY
BRATT
SMITTY
BUDFRUMP
MissJONES
Mr.TWIMBLE
HEDY
SCRUBWOMEN
MissKRUMHOLTZ
TOYNBEE
OVINGTON
POLICEMAN
WOMPER
TheentireactiontakesplaceinthenewParkAvenue officebuildingofWorldWideWicketCompany,Inc.
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MUSICALNUMBERS
ACT1
Overture
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1. Opening?ActOne
1
2. HowToSucceedInBusinessWithoutReallyTrying
1
3. HappyToKeepHisDinnerWarm
12
3a. GoodMorning(EntranceSecretaries)
13
4. CoffeeBreak
14
4a. FrumpOnThePhone
21
5. TheCompanyWay
26
6. TheCompanyWay(Reprise)
34
7.
Rosemary'sPhilosophy
38
8.
Hedy
39
9. ASecretaryIsNotAToy
42
9a. TheExecutives'Exit
44
10. BeenALongDay
49
11. BeenALongDay(Reprise)
55
11a. SaturdayMorning
56
12. GrandOldIvy
59
13. GrandOldIvy(Reprise)
63
13a. Vassar
64
14. Hedy'sWalk
68
14a. OnwardAndUpward
69
14b. Girlsville
69
15. ParisOriginal
71
16. TheCompanyWay(aLaDanceBand)
76
16a. TheExecutiveLanding
76
17. ElevatorDance
77
17a. EtherealGrandeur
79
18. Rosemary
81
19. RipTheChipmunk
87
20. FinaleActOne
91
ACT2
21. Entr'acte
93
22. OpeningActTwo
93
23. Cinderella,Darling
95
24. IHaveReturned
101
25. HappyToKeepHisDinnerWarm(Reprise)
105
25a. Knitorama
105
26. LoveFromAHeartOfGold
108
26a. TheLunchDate
111
27. IBelieveInYou
113
27a. IntoBoardRoom
115
28. T.V.Announcement
125
29. TheYoHoHo
126
30. Hedy'sFanfare
126
30a. TheFirstClue
127
30b. Disaster
128
31. IBelieveInYou(Rosemary)
131
32. Doom
133
33. BrotherhoodOfMan
139
34. MoreDoom
143
34a. Hallelujah
146
35. Finale(TheCompanyWay)
146
36. Bows
146
37. ExitMusic
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Overture
(Orchestra)
ACTONESceneI
#1?OpeningAct1 (Orchestra)
(EXTERIOROFTHEWORLDWIDEWICKETCOMPANYAttheendoftheOverturethehouse
curtain goes up. A oneman window washing machine descends with FINCH on it. He is
wearing a window washer's coveralls. He works on a window with a squeegee and at the
swiietimereadsapocketbook,"HowToSucceedInBusinessWithoutReallyTrying."We
don'tseeFINCH'sfaceimmediately.WethenhearthevoiceofthebooktellingwhatFINCH
isreading.)
BOOKVOICE
Dear Reader, This little book is designed to tell you everything you need to know about the
scienceofgettingahead.
(FINCHturnsfronttowardtheaudience,andturnspageinthebook.)
Now let us assume you are young, healthy, clear-eyed and eager, anxious to rise quickly and
easilytothetopofthebusinessworld.Youcan!
FINCH
(Lookingup)
Ican!
(Hecontinueslookingatbook.)
BOOKVOICE
If you have education and intelligence and ability, so much the better. But remember that
thousandshavereachedthetopwithoutanyofthesequalities.
(Scaffoldlowerstothefloor.)
Justhavecourageandmemorizethesimplerulesinthechaptersthatfollow.Ifyoutrulywishto
beamongtheluckygoldenfew,youcan!
FINCH
Ican!
(Heputssqueegeedowninpailtohisleft.Hebeginstothumbthroughthebookrapidlyand
startstosing.)
#2?HowToSucceedInBusinessWithoutReallyTrying(Finch)
FINCH
HOWTOAPPLYFORAJOB...
(Stepsoffscaffold.)
HOWTOADVANCEFROMTHEMAILROOM...
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(FINCH)
(Sitsonscaffoldrail.)
HOWTOSITDOWNATADESK... HOWTODICTATEMEMORANDUMS... (Rises,crossesD.L.ofC.) HOWTODEVELOPEXECUTIVESTYLE... HOWTOCOMMUTEINATHREEBUTTONSUIT... WITHTHATWEARYEXECUTIVESMILE. (CrossesL.) THISBOOKISALLTHATINEED... "HOWTO,HOWTOSUCCEED." (Exteriorbuildingdropout,revealingvariousOFFICEPERSONNELinatableaushowing officeactivity.) Scene2 (CORRIDOROFTHEWORLDWIDEWICKETCOMPANY.FINCHnowstandsamongPEOPLE, crossestocenterandcontinuessinging.)
FINCH
HOWTOOBSERVEPERSONNEL. HOWTOSELECTWHOMTOLUNCHWITH. HOWTOAVOIDPETTYFRIENDS... HOWTOBEGINMAKINGCONTACTS. HOWTO... (FINCHcontinuestolookatbook.)
BOOKVOICE
Howtochoosetherightcompany.Beforeapplyingforajob,makesureyouhavechosentheright company.Itisessentialthatthecompanybeabigone.Itshouldbeatleastbigenoughsothat nobodyknowsexactlywhatanyoneelseisdoing.
(FINCHthencrosses(U.R.aboveJENKINS,listeningtotheirconversation.Aftereachof thefollowingconversations,thevariousOFFICEPERSONNELresumethefrozenposes.)
GATCH (U.R.) Say,Joe,I'vegotacomplaintfromourdealersinCleveland...aboutthatlastshipmentofwickets. Theyonlygothalftheirwickets.Theyorderedthreehundredthousand.
JENKINS
(L.ofGatch) Iknow,Mr.Catch,buttheywantedtwo-tonedwicketsandweranout.
(PINCHcrossesL.toJohnson.)
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JOHNSON Ranout?Whatisthis,ahotdogstand?
CATCH Look,thisistheWorldWideWicketCompany.We'resupposedtobethelargestsingleproducer ofwicketsintheworld.
JENKINS
Nowtakeiteasy,Mr.Catch.Therewastroubleatoureasternplant...abreakdown.
CATCH Wellgetontheball.IwanttokeepClevelandwicket-minded.
JENKINS Yes,sir.
(CrossesL.toMatthews.FINCHcrossesDR.ofC.) Oh,Mr.Matthews,anynewsaboutthebreakdown?
MATTHEWS (C.) Oh,I'mfeeling,muchbetter.
PETERSON (L.ofC.) Oh,say,Tackaberry,didyougetmymemo? (FINCHcrossesR.ofPETERSON.)
TACKABERRY (ETERSON) Whatmemo?
PETERSON Mymemoaboutmemos.We'resendingouttoomanymemosandit'sgottostop.
TACKABERRY AllrightI'llsendoutamemo.
(ALLstillremainfrozen.) FINCH
(CrossesL.) Therightcompany!
(FINCHputsbookinwiremailbasketheldbyOFFICEBOYfarleft,removesbreakaway coveralls,tossesthemoffstageleft,picksupbook,beginstosing.) THISBOOKISALLTHATINEED "HOWTO,HOWTOSUCCEED."
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(FINCHcrossesR.ROSEMARYentersL.,carryingfolderofpapers.OFFICEPERSONNEL
breakfreezeandexit.J.B.BIGGLEYentersR.,surroundedbyFOURHENCHMEN.FINCH
crossesR.,bumpsintoBIGGLEY,knockshimdown.HENCHMENhelphimup,sayingthings
like"Areyouokay,Mr.BIGGLEY?"etc.)
BIGGLEY
Nevermind,nevermind.
(Aroar.)
Backtowork,everybody!
(THEYallscuttleoffstage.ROSEMARYgoesalittlemoreslowlyandlingersattheleftside,
listening.)
BIGGLEY
(ToFINCH)
Youheardme!Isaidbacktowork!
FINCH
(L.ofBIGGLEY)
I'msorryIbumpedintoyou,sir,butIwouldliketoapplyforajob.
BIGGLEY
Ajob?DoyouknowwhoIam?
FINCH
No,sir.
BIGGLEY
(Goingrighton)
I'mJ.B.Biggley.I'mpresidentofthiscompany,that'swhoIam.Infact,that'swho
thehellIam.Howdareyoucometomeforajob?
FINCH
I'msorry,sir,butI
BIGGLEY
WhydoyouthinkIhaveapersonnelman?WhydoyouthinkIhaveawhole
damnedpersonneldepartment?Son,youbumpedintothewrongman.
(StartsOffR.)
Damndamncoal-burningditheringdingdingding.
(HeexitsR.)
ROSEMARY
(CrossingR.)
I'msorry.Iknowhowharditistofindajob.I'vebeenthroughthatkindofthingmyself.
FINCH
Thankyou,Miss.You'reverykind.Couldyoutellmewherethepersonnelofficeis?
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ROSEMARY (Amazed) Personnel? (ShepointsU.R) It'srightthere.
FINCH Thankyou.
(Hestartsforpersonnel,crossingL.belowRosemary.)
ROSEMARY
(CrossingL.toC.,stoppinghim) You-you'renotdiscouraged?
FINCH (CrossesL.) Ofcoursenot.I'mpreparedforexactlythissortofthing.
ROSEMARY (CrossesL.) Say!MyfriendSmittyworksinPersonnel.Maybeshecanhelpyou. (StartsoffR.) Youwaithere. (SheexitsR.)
FINCH (Callingafterher) But,Miss,it'snotreally (HeshrugsandstartsforthePersonneldoorU.L.BRATTcomesoutofdoor.)
BRATT
(L.ofFINCH,stoppinghim) Wheredoyouthinkyou'regoing?
FINCH Toseethepersonnelmanager,sir.
BRATT I'mthepersonnelmanagerandwe'renothiringanyonetoday.
(CrossesR.belowFINCH.)
FINCH Well,IwasjustspeakingtoMr.Biggley
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