Frog Jokes for Kids

Frog Jokes for Kids

Q: Why are frogs so happy? A: They eat whatever bugs them!

Q: What happens when two frogs collide? A: They get tongue tied!

Q: How does a frog feel when he has a broken leg? A: Unhoppy.

Q: What happens when you mix a frog with a bathtub scrubby-mit? A: A rubbit!

Q: Why did the frog read Sherlock Holmes? A: He liked a good croak and dagger.

Q: What happened to the frog's car when his parking meter expired? A: It got toad!!

Q: What's green green green green green? A: A frog rolling down a hill

Q: What is a frog's favorite game? A: Croaket

Q: What did the frog order at McDonald's? A: French flies and a diet croak

Q: Why did the frog say meow? A: He was learning a foreign language.

Q: Why did the frog go to the hospital? A: He needed a "hopperation"!

Q: What is the thirstiest frog in the world? A: The one who drinks Canada Dry!

Q: How deep can a frog go? A: Knee-deep Knee-deep

Q: What do stylish frogs wear? A: Jumpsuits!

Q: What does a bankrupt frog say? A: "Baroke, baroke, baroke."

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