INSPIRATIONAL QUOTES for December 2010



INSPIRATIONAL QUOTES February 2016

Sanderson

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Better right half the time beats being half right all of the time. (Herbert Browne)

The Bible tells us to love our neighbors and also to love our enemies, probably because they are generally the same people. (G. K. Chesterton)

When you're getting kicked in the rear, it must mean you're in front. (Fulton J. Sheen)

The earnestness of your desire will indicate the distance you are likely to travel. (Clark Stockford)

It's what you learn after you know it all that counts. (John Wooden)

A person flattened by an opponent can get up again. A person flattened by conformity stays down for good. (Thomas J. Watson, Jr.)

Always buy a good bed and a good pair of shoes. If you're not in one, you're in the other. (Gloria Hunniford)

Natural ability without education has more often raised a person to glory \and virtue than education without natural ability. (Cicero)

We've got two lives - one we're given and the other we make. (Richard F. Finnerty)

If you don't believe in yourself, who will? (Unknown source)

Who does not think for little will not thank for much. (Estonian proverb)

There is not enough darkness in the world to snuff out the light of even one small candle. (Marian Edelman)

You go to the TV to turn your brain off. You go to the computer when you want to turn your brain on. (Steve Jobs)

Putting your best foot forward at least keeps it out of your mouth. (Morris Mandel)

Those who are not looking for happiness are the most likely to find it, because those who are searching forget that the surest way to be happy is to seek happiness for others. (Martin Luther King, Jr.)

If you believe in your heart that you are right, you must fight with all your might to do it your way. Only dead fish swim with the stream all of the time. (Linda Ellerbee)

The world is a great mirror. It reflects back what you are. (Thomas Dreier)

Knowledge is proud that she knows so much. Wisdom is humble that she knows so little. (Unknown source)

We have come from somewhere and we are going somewhere. The great architect of the universe never built a staircase that leads to nowhere. (Robert Millian)

Ego trip: A journey to nowhere. (Robert Half)

Practice doesn't make perfect, nor is it supposed to. Practice is about increasing your repertoire of ways to recover from your mistakes. (Joan Gutin)

The person who graduates today and stops learning tomorrow is uneducated the day after. (Newton Baker)

Contrary to the cliché, genuinely nice people most often finish first or very near it. (Malcolm Forbes)

The trouble with experience is that by the time you have it, you're too old to take advantage of it. (Jimmy Connors)

Life is either a daring adventure or nothing. (Helen Keller)

A great marriage is not when the perfect couple come together. It's when an imperfect couple learns to enjoy their differences. (David Meurer)

Real difficulties can be overcome; it is only the imaginary ones that are unconquerable. (Theodore Vail)

You will only be remembered for two things: The problems you solve and the ones you create. (Mike Murdock)

Nothing is more confusing that people who give good advice but set bad examples. (Unknown source)

The best way to cheer yourself up is to cheer everyone else up. (Mark Twain)

True success is overcoming the fear of being successful. (Unknown source)

Three grand essentials to happiness in this life are something to do, something to love and something to hope for. (Joseph Addison)

Tackling life's challenges is like eating an orange. They're much easier to handle one section at a time. (David Zahka)

With all the credit cards around these days, the only one who pays cash all the time is the tooth fairy. (Ken Dooley)

Man cannot discover new oceans unless he has the courage to lose sight of the shore. (Andre Gide)

Too many people spend money they haven't earned to buy things they don't want to impress people they don't like. (Mark Twain)

Make envy your enemy. (Marilyn Minter)

Labels are for filing and for clothing, not for people. (Martina Navratilova)

Those who are too smart to engage in politics are punished by being governed by those who are dumber. (Plato)

I prefer people who rock the boat to people who jump out. (Orson Welles)

Your character is your fate. (Maya Plisetskaya)

Commitment is an act, not a word. (Jean-Paul Sartre)

Life can only be understood backward, but it must be lived forward. (Kierkegaard)

Noise proves nothing. Often a hen who has merely laid an egg cackles as if she had laid an asteroid. (Mark Twain)

You win some, you lose some, and some get rained out, but you gotta suit up for all of 'em. (J. Askenberg)

Many people will walk in and out of your life, but only true friends will leave footprints on your heart. (Eleanor Roosevelt)

It's never too late to have a happy childhood. (Tom Robbins)

When you talk you are only repeating what you already know. But if you listen you may learn something new. (The Dalai Lama)

Once the game is over, the king and the pawn go back in the same box. (Italian saying)

When you're following a dream there's more to it then sleep. (Unknown source)

For fast-acting relief, try slowing down. (LilyTomlin)

May you live to be 100 - and decide the rest for yourself. (Irish toast)

Quotes provided to me by close friends Louise and Dave Moore with no sources provided.

It's not what's under the Christmas tree that matter, it's whose around it.

Happiness is often the result of being too busy to be miserable.

When life boxes you into a corner box back.

Whoever said diamonds are a girl's best friend never owned a dog.

Be where your feet are.

Every time history repeats itself the price goes up.

What wisdom can you find that's greater than kindness?

He who takes a stand is sometimes wrong, but he who fails to take a stand are always wrong.

Kindness speaks but wisdom listens.

We have two ears and one mouth which should be used in that proportion.

The trouble with giving advice is that people repay you.

If everything is coming your way you're probably in the wrong lane.

Almost everything will work again if you unplug it for a few minutes, including you.

If I'd stepped in months ago before the water started to really bubble, I could have kept is from reaching a boil.

Strength impresses us but we remember kindness.

If the world is cold, make it your business to build fire.

It takes teamwork to make a dream work.

God gives us our own musical score. We need to finish our song before we leave.

Put some latitude in your attitude.

A cold is both positive and negative; sometimes the Eyes have it and sometimes the Nose. (William Phelps)

An optimist is a person who believes a housefly is looking for a way out. (George Jean Nathan)

Try not to become a success, but rather try to become a man of value. (Albert Einstein)

It's good to have money and the things money can buy, but it's good, too, to check up once in a while and make sure you haven't lost the things money can't buy. (George Lorimer)

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More silly Herkimer moan-and-groan jokes"

1. Why did Herkimer buy a mink coat for his blond girl friend?

2. Where did Herkimer put his noisy dogs when he was in the city?

3. When Herkimer was captain of a ship, what did he say to the panhandler who tried to come on board?

4. What did Herkimer say about the man who was frantically shouting about events that happened

years ago?

5. When Herkimer was a clergyman, what did he say to the parishioner whose name he couldn't remember?

Answers

|1. Someone told him that gentlemen befur blonds. |

|2. In a barking lot |

|3. "Beggars can't be cruisers." |

|4. He said the man was historical. |

|5. I can't remember your name, but your faith is familiar." |

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