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Packet 8472: An Experiment in Modern Terror

Questions by Mike Cheyne

1. After the antagonist in this movie dies, it is discovered the bag he was carrying only contains canisters filled with jellybeans. The protagonist is forced to have her fingers amputated after she is trapped in a cave-in, although she later recognizes the pattern on her stitches is the same as that on a corpse containing diamonds. This movie takes place at such locations as Haworth Mesa, McMurdo Station, and the Amundsen-Scott Station. In the climax, Carrie Stetko discovers that Doctor John Fury was a smuggler, although she allows him to commit suicide when he requests to see the aurora australis. For 10 points, name this film starring Kate Beckinsale as a U.S. Marshal in Antarctica, who must deal with a killer amid the title winter storm.

ANSWER: Whiteout

2. It was three years until the director of this movie released his next film, a biopic of Tookie Williams called Redemption. Top Chef host Padma Lakshmi appears as Sylk, who is embarrassed when the protagonist sings a cappella. This film ends with the protagonist being taken in a limo to see her long-lost mother, an incident which occurs shortly after her lover, Dice, is murdered by the Terrence Howard played Timothy. Its star was nominated for a Razzie for Worst Screen Couple, a reference to her cleavage, and she noted it was hurt by having its soundtrack released on September 11, 2001. The protagonist of this movie becomes a star by singing songs like “Never Too Far” and “Loverboy.” For 10 points, name this highly unsuccessful film about singer Billie Frank played by Mariah Carey.

ANSWER: Glitter

3. In one scene in this film, characters visit a mansion where the wife of their host, Sarina, shows them china that was a gift from the king of Thailand. The protagonist makes the foolish decision to spy on his daughter during her date to see Ice Age with a Taylor Lautner played character. This movie begins with the graduation ceremony of Lorraine, who is off to New York to become an intern at Allure magazine, which upsets her father. Near the end of this film, the Piper Perabo played Nora’s water breaks during a canoe race. Its plot involves the “Annual Labor Day Family Cup,” in which protagonist Tom Baker is determined to beat the Eugene Levy played Jimmy Murtaugh, the father of “only” eight children. For 10 points, name this sequel which again features Steve Martin as the father of twelve children.

ANSWER: Cheaper by the Dozen 2

4. An English character in this film notes that he is what colonials refer to as a “badassed motherfucker.” It begins with the protagonist practicing proposing to his Vivica A. Fox played girlfriend by talking to his bulldog, Rocko. The two protagonists of this film get into an argument with an Artie Lange played character, causing a travel agent played by Will Ferrell to punish them. Roger Moore appears as Lloyd Faversham, an ex-secret agent described as “a flamboyant old queen,” who notes that sausages are called bangers. A character in this film falls in love with a member of the Swedish tanning team who arrive on the ship after their helicopter crashes, but is instead pursued by the team’s disgusting coach. For 10 points, name this film in which buddies played by Cuba Gooding Jr. and Horatio Sanz are inadvertently booked on the title cruise for gay men.

ANSWER: Boat Trip

5. This film ends with a Jason Jones played character jumping into a mine to emulate the popularity of Hartman Hughes. A character named Angus, who is played by Ken Jeong, insists that Hughes resembles “an orange with lips” thanks to his tanning. The main character of this film wears goofy red boots because it makes her toes feel like ten friends on a camping trip. This movie’s protagonist, like Will Nediger, is a crossword puzzle writer who creates a puzzle with the title phrase in order to impress a news cameraman. Its biggest claim to fame is being the movie which resulted in an actress winning a Worst Actress Razzie for this film in the same year she won an Oscar for The Blind Side. For 10 points, name this movie starring Sandra Bullock as an unstable woman obsessed with the Bradley Cooper played title character.

ANSWER: All About Steve

6. The actors playing the couple that unites at the end of this movie also played a couple that forms at the end of the film Overnight Delivery. At the end of this film, a character makes a bet with his father that if he cannot persuade a woman to be with him, he will end up going to jail in place of his dad. A supporting character claims the answer to the title question is “when I wear a condom with the other girls.” The protagonist, Lisa, is a softball player who begins dating a Washington Nationals pitcher, while at the same time becoming involved with businessman George Madison, whose father is played by Jack Nicholson. For 10 points, name this abstractly named James L. Brooks directed film starring Reese Witherspoon as a woman in a love triangle with men played by Owen Wilson and Paul Rudd.

ANSWER: How Do You Know

7. At the end of this film, it is revealed the narrator is addressing David Hasselhoff. Cameos include Lyle Lovett as the protagonist’s father Bear and Kool Mo Dee as a cowboy hat wearing guard. The protagonist of this film adopts the name “Gil Harris” after a series of events including having his erect penis confused for a weapon and fractured by a school librarian. That protagonist is the member of a band alongside a girl played by Zooey Deschanel. This film is narrated by the Eddie Griffin played Luther, who mentors the protagonist by telling him to get expelled from his old high school in order to become cool at another one. For 10 points, name this teen comedy starring DJ Qualls as the nerdy Dizzy Gillespie Harrison, who learns how to be cool while in prison.

ANSWER: The New Guy

8. This story begins with “warm phlegm” gathering in a character’s throat as he waves around a check for ten thousand dollars. Before the action begins, characters discuss a politician labeled “anti-Christ, anti-human.” In this story, Lesperance objects to Travis forcing one character to use his knife to retrieve several bullets. It ends with a slight piece of ambiguity in which a character clicks the safety catch on his weapon and raises it, with the title phrase suddenly abruptly ending this story. At the end of it, the protagonist notes that among other changes, the word “you” is now spelled “yu” and that the fascist Deutscher has been elected president. It ends with Eckels realizing the horrific consequences of stepping on a butterfly while in the past. For 10 points, name this Ray Bradbury story about men who engage in “time safaris” to kill dinosaurs.

ANSWER: “A Sound of Thunder”

9. The protagonist of this film is told by a woman that her third rule is “no foul language” although he responds by saying his only rule is “don’t fuck with me.” Its star dropped out of the film Hitman to appear in it. A woman in this film could speak nineteen different languages at two years old and is aware that Siberian tigers went extinct in 2017. Its main character is shot by a woman who says “I need you to live” and is then cybernetically resurrected by that woman’s father, Doctor Darquandier. This film’s protagonist is hired by a Russian mobster to transport a woman to New York on the behest of the emerging Noelite Church. It ends with Aurora, a virgin “designed to breed,” giving birth to two children and dying. For 10 points, name this science fiction film starring Vin Diesel as a mercenary named Toorop.

ANSWER: Babylon A.D.

10. This movie’s protagonist has never been in a diner since he was eighteen due to traumatic memories of eating pancakes while his mom worked in one. At the end, various characters watch a play starring a local actor who had previously been assigned in the role of “Doo-Dah.” Despite the content of this film, it was released in October to avoid clashing with the star’s other movie, Paycheck. This film’s protagonist first meets the James Gandolfini and Catherine O’Hara portrayed Valcos when Mr. Valco hits him in the head with a shovel while the protagonist is burning his list of grievances. Christina Applegate plays Alicia, who falls in love with a man who wanted her to play his maid. For 10 points, name this holiday movie in which a man played by Ben Affleck recruits a family to pose as his own relatives.

ANSWER: Surviving Christmas

11. In this film, the protagonist owns a parrot which spills a pot, causing a strange symbol to form in the kitchen. This was the only non documentary directed by Patch Adams filmmaker Tom Shadyac not to star a comic actor. In this movie, a boy constantly draws something referred to as a “crucifix made of Jell-O” and tells the protagonist he must “go to the rainbow.” This film’s main character is bailed out of prison by the Linda Hunt played nun Sister Madeline and discovers that a curved cross symbol that has haunted him is a symbol for a waterfall. Its protagonist eventually goes to South America, where a native tribe reveals they saved his daughter, who has the same birthmark of the title insect as his wife. For 10 points, name this film starring Kevin Costner as a doctor seemingly communicating with his dead wife through her former patients.

ANSWER: Dragonfly

12. In this movie, a man named “Dicky Pep” is murdered shortly after claiming he sold a certain woman 15 milliliters of D-Tubocurarine. The star of this film sued after production was temporarily canceled when director John McTiernan departed the project. After the death of Kevin Franks, the female lead reacts by saying she’s devastated because she may “never cum [C-U-M] again.” Set in London, it begins with a woman in a speeding car, masturbating using the hand of a football player. This film ends with the female lead revealing that her novel The Analyst is based on Dr. Glass, a psychiatrist she manipulated into committing murders. Michael Douglas refused to reprise his role in this sequel, resulting in the casting of English actor David Morrissey as the male lead. For 10 points, name this movie which again stars Sharon Stone as the sociopathic author Catherine Tramell.

ANSWER: Basic Instinct 2: Risk Addiction

13. This actor’s last role was voicing the alien “Opaz” in the French-Canadian film Kaena: The Prophecy. He played an obsessed Canadian sea captain who is killed along with his entire crew by the title animal in the film Orca. In one of this man’s films, he played a character called the “Duck of Death” who is accompanied by his biographer Beauchamp before being attacked by Little Bill Daggett. Late in his life, he portrayed the Abbe Faria in a 2002 version of The Count of Monte Cristo and the gunfighter “English Bob” in Unforgiven. This man had a hit 1968 recording of the song “MacArthur Park,” and on film, he originated a part later assumed by Michael Gambon, that of the founder of the Order of the Phoenix. For 10 points, name this Irish actor who played King Arthur in Camelot and Dumbledore in the first two Harry Potter films.

ANSWER: Richard St. John Harris

14. Occasionally during this episode, loud screaming is followed by the line “There’s a mental hospital near” the title location. At its end, a character complains about the use of air quotes and the phrase “Don’t go there.” At one point in this episode, an agreement is brokered in which Arby’s can only be visited once a month. In another scene, various characters misidentify a certain product as having coconut, instead of the “cookie crunch.” A character in this episode lectures Rick while using the phrase “not the gas.” In a climactic scene, a character’s “candy lineup” falls apart, prompting him to shout “Twiiiiiiix!” dramatically. A character in this episode continually requests various “high fives”; that man is David Puddy, who is working as a salesman at the title location. For 10 points, name this Seinfeld episode in which Jerry wants to buy a car.

ANSWER: “The Dealership”

15. This movie ends with the cast lip-synching to the Charles Trenet song “La Mer,” while earlier the protagonist lip-synched to “O mio babbino caro” while in a marketplace. The protagonist of this film accidentally orders oysters and langoustines which he cannot eat. When a woman confronts the title character after believing he is a kidnapper, he simply says he wanted to go “to the beach.” A supporting character in this film is the Willem Dafoe played Carson Clay, who directed the vanity project Playback Time. It ends at the Cannes Film Festival where the protagonist finally reunites young Stepan with his father before his home video footage is confused for a movie. The title character begins this film by winning a Sony video camera and a train journey to the French Riviera. For 10 points, name this second film to feature Rowan Atkinson as Mr. Bean.

ANSWER: Mr. Bean’s Holiday

16. In one film, this man played a character who misinterprets a conversation about putting French’s mustard on chicken piccata as referring to poisoning. This actor played a character who, with his female partner, arrests a villainous restaurateur on the set of Top Chef, while another of his characters punches out the villainous Carlos Santana as part of the impromptu “Operation Sombrero.” In his first movie not playing himself, this man portrayed a rogue health inspector who recklessly closes restaurants. In another film, his character ends up marrying Maria after joining soldiers played by DJ Qualls and Bill Engvall in mistaking Mexico for Iraq. For 10 points, name this comedian who starred in the films Delta Farce and Witless Protection, as well as providing the voice of Mater in Cars.

ANSWER: Larry the Cable Guy [or Daniel Lawrence Whitney]

17. In one scene in this movie, the protagonist watches It’s a Wonderful Life and proclaims lassoing the moon is “physically impossible.” The only feature film written by MST3K veteran Bill Corbett, it had the word “starship” dropped from its title by the studio. In the Family Guy song “Mr. Booze,” this is the first movie mentioned after Carl says he has seen every movie ever. In one scene in this film, a Kevin Hart played character is found in Officer Dooley’s coffee. This movie’s title character adopts the improbable last name of “Ming Cheng.” The protagonist, only known as the “Captain,” foils the coup attempt by the Ed Helms played “Number Two” and after learning about love from an Elizabeth Banks played woman, proposes to “Number Three” while returning to their home planet. For 10 points, name this film in which tiny aliens inhabit a human-looking spaceship played by Eddie Murphy.

ANSWER: Meet Dave

18. In a post-credits scene to this film, the character of Zebedee says “time for bed.” Its plot involves the villainous “Zeebad,” who resembles a jack-in-the-box, threatening to start another ice age, only to be opposed by a hippie rabbit named Dylan and an opera-singing cow named Ermintrude. When this film was released in America, English actors like Tom Baker and Joanna Lumley were replaced by Jon Stewart and Whoopi Goldberg, while screenwriter Butch Hartman added many Lord of the Rings references. Its more well-received British version had as its title that of the series it was based on, The Magic Roundabout, referring to the vehicle the title animal is instructed to place three diamonds in. For 10 points, name this animated film about a candy-loving dog.

ANSWER: Doogal [or The Magic Roundabout until mentioned]

19. A throwaway joke in this film involves “Existentialist Trading Cards,” with one character foolishly trading away two Sartres for a Nietzsche. While at a pet store, the title characters of this film simultaneously say they will call their new pet “Bartholomew.” One of the villains angrily notes that his antagonist consciously chose to pee on his couch, while another became evil after losing his Choo-Choo as a child. In the climax of this film, characters such as the band Love Handel help defend Danville from invading Normbots. It ends with numerous characters having their memories erased to keep Perry the Platypus’ spy identity a secret, while much of the action takes place in a world ruled by an eviler version of Dr. Doofenshmirtz. For 10 points, name this Disney Channel Original Movie featuring the title animated siblings journeying to an alternate universe.

ANSWER: Phineas and Ferb: The Movie: Across the 2nd Dimension [accept Across the 2nd Dimension]

20. In this man’s last appearance, he calls someone an asshole for laughing at the word “nutsack.” After his son, Connor, is killed by a hit-and-run driver, his uncle Teddy murders the driver. This man’s father, Michael, died while watching a minor league baseball game with him. This character named his son after his deceased friend, Lou Shea. He is last seen addressing new recruits before turning them over to Franco Rivera. This character frequently is involved with his sister-in-law Sheila and during the third season controversially forced himself sexually upon his estranged wife Janet. His best friend and cousin, Jimmy, died along with many other first responders on 9/11, and he continually sees the ghost of Jimmy and victims he could not save. For 10 points, name this Denis Leary played character, a fireman and main character of the show Rescue Me.

ANSWER: Tommy Gavin [accept either, accept Thomas]

21. In this movie, a suspect supposedly receiving stolen property turns out to only be receiving a stolen gamecock. It ends with a music video for the song “Lyrical Miracle,” supposedly written by one of the main characters. A supporting character in this film is the security guard Kurtis Kool, who spells “Kurtis” with a K. A plot device involves a music box at the Georgia Girls School for the Arts supposedly containing a flash drive. The protagonist’s stepson is reluctant to go to Duke and instead wants to become hip-hop star “Prodi-G,” a plan derailed when he witnesses a murder. In this movie, Trent Pierce is forced to adopt the alias “Charmaine Daisy Pierce,” while Malcolm Turner again poses as Sherry’s grandmother. For 10 points, name this third film in the Big Momma’s House franchise, in which the protagonist’s stepson also dresses in drag.

ANSWER: Big Mommas: Like Father, Like Son [accept Big Momma’s House 3 until “third” is mentioned]

22. At the beginning of this film, criminals attempt to murder the Jay Mohr played Anthony Frankowski with battery acid. A plot device involves surgeon Mona Zimmer confusing the letters MZM for WZW, with MZM referring to the Alec Baldwin played criminal Michel Zoroaster Mariucci. At the end of this film, the title character shoots his own aide Bruno, who is wearing a bulletproof vest, in order to fool a group of villains. In the climax, the protagonist discovers the villainous Rex Crater is actually his clone, generated from his removed appendix. Taking place in 2080, this film features a title character who works with a Rosario Dawson played singer and a Randy Quaid played android. For 10 points, name this mega-bomb starring Eddie Murphy as the title nightclub owner on the moon.

ANSWER: The Adventures of Pluto Nash

23. It’s not a horror film, but this movie features an early big screen role for Cory Monteith as “Madison’s date.” This film’s protagonist says one of his favorite memories is eating French fries and drinking chocolate milk one morning after moving to Alabama. It ends with MTV’s SuChin Pak reporting from one of the main characters’ homes. A supporting character in this film is the cross-dressing Sheriff Dave. Kristin Davis was reluctant to play love scenes alongside its star, the husband of her real-life friend, Sarah Jessica Parker. The main characters compete against each other in a speedskating race at WinterFest. The action in this film is set in motion when Buddy Hall annoys Steve Finch by wanting to make his house visible from space. For 10 points, name this Christmas movie in which men played by Matthew Broderick and Danny DeVito duel over their light displays.

ANSWER: Deck the Halls

24. While shopping for clothes, this movie’s protagonist hits her head on a power box and can suddenly read the thoughts of a woman named Andy. This movie’s final scene features Carmen Electra playing a woman being groped by a giant ape. At the end, the protagonist receives a gift from her mother of a vaginal thermometer. The main character of this film works in a diner and is half Greek, half Indian, and half Japanese. That protagonist is the obese Alyson Hannigan played Julia Jones who falls in love with the British Grant Funkyerdoder after appearing on The Extreme Bachelor. A typical gag in this film involves Frodo Baggins pawning his ring, after which hobbits kick Gandalf in the groin. For 10 points, name this Seltzer-Friedberg film, a generically named parody of romantic comedy movies.

ANSWER: Date Movie

25. A character on this show is revealed to technically be a foreign worker because he was born at a Korean army hospital. That male lead on this show used to be married to Tiffany, but ends up marrying the Russian businesswoman Elena Romanov, while another character is dumped by Holly after he smokes pot on a school trip. The two leads had previously starred together in the film My Fake Fiancé. Its main female character is the daughter of Senator Russell Burke who ends up adopting kids named Lennox and Ryder. A character on this show was the youngest city councilwoman in the history of Toledo, Ohio. The female lead of this show hires a man bankrupted by a Ponzi scheme to become the male nanny or “manny” for her niece and nephew. For 10 points, name this ABC Family sitcom starring Melissa Joan Hart and Joey Lawrence.

ANSWER: Melissa and Joey

26. In the final issue of Nintendo Power, the magazine apologized for a contest winner never appearing in what would become this film. Its star would produce and star in the documentary Heckler in response to the negative reviews he earned for it. The protagonist of this film achieves success by creating a cartoon about a dog and child competing for a father’s affections. The only actor to return from the original film was Ben Stein, again playing museum employee Dr. Arthur Neuman. A reviewer pondered “how far down the Hollywood food chain do you have to go” in an allusion to this movie starring Jamie Kennedy. The plot is set in motion when Odin tasks the Alan Cumming played Loki with retrieving the title object. For 10 points, name this sequel to a film which featured Jim Carrey gaining superhuman powers.

ANSWER: Son of the Mask [accept The Mask II]

27. While at the 2004 Cannes Film Festival for Shark Tale, DreamWorks head Jeffrey Katzenberg publicly apologized for this movie. The protagonist objects to his son’s description of a pool as “a little itty-bitty bean.” This movie ends with a character inventing “Pocket Flan.” A political campaign in this film ends after it is revealed that Corkey the horse was not killed by an arrow but rather ate poisoned apples. It was only released after two years due to the success of one star in School of Rock. In a bar, the protagonist meets the mysterious “J-Man,” a drifter played by Christopher Walken. This film begins with Tim’s friend Nick developing “Vapoorize,” a spray that instantly removes dog feces. For 10 points, name this film starring Ben Stiller as a man consumed with jealousy regarding his Jack Black played friend.

ANSWER: Envy

28. A villain in this film is shot to death after being asked if he wishes to go to med school, with his killer revealing he meant his corpse. Another character continually wishes to go to “the Baywatch,” which is actually just the beach. To date, this is the last movie directed by Scent of a Woman filmmaker Martin Brest, although rumors persist that his original vision for the film had a dark ending where the title character was killed by the Christopher Walken played Detective Jacobellis. The protagonist of this movie is ordered to kidnap the mentally challenged brother of a federal prosecutor in order to save an Al Pacino played mobster. The title character is a Los Angeles criminal who eventually falls in love with the supposedly lesbian Ricki. For 10 points, name this infamous romantic comedy starring Ben Affleck and Jennifer Lopez.

ANSWER: Gigli

29. In the climax of this movie, characters singing “Do You Really Want to Hurt Me” attract the attention of villains who sing the made-up lyric “yes, we really want to hurt you.” A character in this movie is forced to eat a dead squirrel after being captured by a bear. Its protagonists came together after Billy died in a parasailing accident, and they eventually discard their valuable childhood possessions, such as a C-3PO action figure and a Brian Bosworth trading card. Supporting characters in this movie include two villainous pot farmers, the hippies “Flower” and “Butterfly,” and a mountain man played by Burt Reynolds. The protagonists begin their journey attempting to find the lost fortune of D.B. Cooper. For 10 points, name this movie where men played by Seth Green, Matthew Lillard, and Dax Shepard go on a wild canoe trip.

ANSWER: Without a Paddle

30. In a film appearance of this city, an antagonist ends up placed in a bottomless ballpit by his traitorous partner, Hugh J. Magnate. This city was originally going to be named after the witch Alden Bitterroot and also was going to be named “Daleburg.” It features a basketball team known as the Ballhogs, who play in an arena owned by a Texas-accented man wearing a ten-gallon hat. This town’s mascot is Chompy the Goat and a newscaster here is named Chet Ubetcha. A man who lives here works at the Pencil Nexus pencil factory and hates his neighbors, the Dinklebergs. Notable residents of this town include Denzel Crocker and a boy who commands two fairies, Timmy Turner. For 10 points, name this town, the primary setting of the show The Fairly OddParents.

ANSWER: Dimmsdale

31. The main character of this film briefly has a job as a security guard until he throws a man through a window. Prior to the shooting of this film, its star was reportedly stabbed in a nightclub by Aaron Aguilera. During the climax, he uses the corrupt police officer Van Buren as a human shield and later runs across a truck’s running board before flinging the villain’s girlfriend into an oncoming bus. The protagonist’s wife is kidnapped during a diamond heist perpetrated by the Robert Patrick played Rome. This movie’s title character has just returned from rescuing hostages in Iraq. Basically unrelated sequels to this film have replaced the lead with Ted DiBiase Jr. and The Miz, with Randy Orton being forced to pull out due to his dishonorable discharge. For 10 points, name this action movie starring John Cena as Sergeant John Triton.

ANSWER: The Marine

32. A character in this movie is horrified to see a dog with its head twisted upside down. At the beginning of this film, the protagonist is told by a boy she is babysitting that “Jumby wants to be born now,” and later is disturbed to discover that her eyes are changing color. The main character learns from her grandmother that her great-uncle was killed at Auschwitz as a child, while her mother informs her of her twin sibling who died in the womb. In the climax of this film, a priest played by Idris Elba and a rabbi played by Gary Oldman help to defeat a demonic force, although the protagonist discovers she is pregnant with twins at the end. Its poster notoriously featured its star, Odette Yustman, standing in her underwear with her back to the viewer. For 10 points, name this horror film about a woman haunted by a dybbuk.

ANSWER: The Unborn

33. The protagonist of this film plans to build a children’s center with the help of Crawley and his architect twin brother. At one point, she is humiliated when her attempt to fake riding sidesaddle with a wooden leg is exposed. In one scene in this movie, a character’s singing of “Your Crowning Glory” with a Raven-Symone played character represents the first time the actress had sung since notable throat surgery. The villain is the John Rhys-Davies played Viscount Mabrey, whose Chris Pine-played nephew, Devereaux, falls in love with the protagonist. At the end of this movie, the former Queen Clarisse ends up marrying her bodyguard, Joe. For 10 points, name this sequel, the second film to feature the country of Genovia and Anne Hathaway as Mia Thermopolis.

ANSWER: The Princess Diaries 2: Royal Engagement

34. In this film’s opening scene, two female characters predict the title character is praying, although he is actually “drinking, driving, smoking, leering and groping all at the same time.” At the end of this film, the female lead intercepts the male lead on his way to Richmond after realizing he is the real author of a romantic speech about her “six smiles.”The title character’s agent and manager are both named Richard Levy, and are played by Nathan Lane and Sean Hayes. In this film, Rosalee, a worker at Piggly Wiggly, is adored by the Topher Grace played Pete, but things are complicated when a Josh Duhamel played actor wants to find a girl to improve his reputation. For 10 points, name this movie about a contest in which the winner can go out with the title Hollywood hunk.

ANSWER: Win a Date with Tad Hamilton!

35. While searching a house, a character in this movie discovers a library call number and a book titled Human Resource Exploitation Manual. A recurring image is that of three water coffins made of hovering water, only one of which represents salvation. The events of this movie are orchestrated by “those who control the lightning,” who will exterminate the human race if a majority of people place gain above other people’s lives. In the climax of this film, Arthur kills his wife Norma in order to cure the blindness and deafness of their son, Walter. It ends with the mysterious Mr. Steward, played by Frank Langella, dropping off another example of the title object. For 10 points, name this movie in which a couple played by James Marsden and Cameron Diaz are invited to open the title object and push a button, which will earn them a million dollars but kill a stranger.

ANSWER: The Box

36. In an antagonistic role, this man is asked “sprechen sie dick?” by another man wearing a Nazi outfit. Another of his characters was the subject of the headline “Ice Town Costs Ice Clown His Town Crown,” referring to his time running Partridge, Minnesota. In one of this man’s roles, he sings a creepy a cappella version of “Sweet Child of Mine” while driving with his family. This actor portrayed a man who makes out with his future wife before the memorial service for the horse Lil’ Sebastian. He played an actor who achieved fame saying “are we having fun yet?” on a beer commercial before quitting it and becoming a caterer. This man played the high-achieving brother Derek in Step Brothers and currently plays a state auditor who became the husband of Leslie Knope. For 10 points, name this actor who played Henry Pollard on Party Down and who currently plays Ben Wyatt on Parks and Recreation.

ANSWER: Adam Scott

37. The main character of this film obtains a fake Harvard degree through the assistance of a computer hacker played by Zach Galifianakis. An antagonist asks if he cannot call someone by his first name because he is not part of the Groovy Tie Squad. The protagonist of this film claims to have a black belt in “yan mu kwan,” and eventually exposes Brick Davis as the villain. In one scene, the main character is captured by skinheads, but is saved since he has a microphone taped to his crotch. This movie’s protagonist adopts the fake name Pissant, which he pronounces “peesohn,” and manages to clear his family and defeat the villainous “Night Vulture.” The title character is recruited by his Peter Falk played father to infiltrate the FBI. For 10 points, name this film in which Chris Kattan plays the title character, a veterinary assistant whose family is part of the Mafia.

ANSWER: Corky Romano

38. It’s not A Gift of Magic, but this film was based on a 1971 book written by the author of I Know What You Did Last Summer. Dialogue in this movie includes “Nobody questions shrink wrap” and “I’m suing the guy who invented shrink wrap,” a reference to the beginning scene when a boy uses shrink wrap to scam a pawn shop owner. The main characters begin the film living with annoying wannabe rock stars played by Kevin Dillon and Lisa Kudrow, although they are eventually adopted by a social worker played by Don Cheadle. The protagonists of this film, Andi and Bruce, watch over Shep, Romeo, and Cooper, and begin the film owning Friday, a Jack Russell terrier that is banned from their home. For 10 points, name this kids movie about two orphans who hide canines in the title location.

ANSWER: Hotel for Dogs

39. In the climax of this movie, the protagonist realizes that his rival, the Vincent Pastore played Tony, failed to set his watch to the correct time zone. The antagonist of this film has an Amy Adams played mistress and hires Vernon, a bodyguard played by Terry Crews. It ends with the protagonist finally owning a vineyard, and its climax takes place at a monster truck rally where the title character drops a six-pack of beer on Gordon’s head. A plot device in this film involves the fact that divorce laws are different in New York as opposed to Texas. The protagonist is originally working on the behest of a Bruce Campbell played ranch owner, but is persuaded to work for that man’s soon-to-be ex-wife, played by Elizabeth Hurley. For 10 points, name this comedy in which a Matthew Perry character is assigned to give divorce papers to the title woman.

ANSWER: Serving Sara

40. At the end of this movie, a character discovers a homemade sex tape showing the protagonist giving oral to a stuffed animal. The protagonist proposes to a woman by giving her a ring box containing a pebble, a reference to the mating habits of the animals that woman studies. This film’s male lead begins dating the female lead when she chips her tooth working on a penguin habitat. This movie’s main character angers a goth girl while playing “seven minutes in heaven” at a party in 1985. That protagonist is a dentist who falls in love with a marine biologist played by Jessica Alba, causing him to want to end his “guilt-free sex” escapades. For 10 points, name this film in which the Dane Cook played title character is cursed with having anyone he sleeps with end up marrying someone else.

ANSWER: Good Luck Chuck

41. During a task promoting this film on the fourth season of The Apprentice, contestant Jennifer Murphy continually mispronounced this movie’s name. It features a scene where a character sets a couch on fire and throws it out of the house in order to lure pursuing forces away. This film was the far less successful film made in between the directors’ Elf and Iron Man. Kristen Stewart plays the protagonists’ older sister, who is horrified to find that a Dax Shepard played character is actually an alternate version of her brother. In this film, Walter and Danny learn to get along while fending off the alien Zorgons. The book version alluded to the author’s other book by including references to the game Jumanji. For 10 points, name this movie in which kids get thrust into outer space when playing the title board game.

ANSWER: Zathura

42. This movie was filmed at the University of British Columbia, which represents the fictional Northwest Washington University. Reviewers frequently mocked the fact that the Alicia Witt character has an ex-husband named “Guy LaForge.” The protagonist ends this film by saying “Tick tock, tick tock, you got 12 hours to live” over the phone to the antagonist. At the end of this movie, the main character discovers that one of his students is actually a defense attorney and is working on behest of the killer. The protagonist is a forensic psychologist whose expert testimony put The Seattle Slayer behind bars, and the title of the film also refers to the amount of time it took for the protagonist’s sister to be killed. For 10 points, name this “real-time” thriller in which the Al Pacino played protagonist is told he only has the title amount of time left to live.

ANSWER: 88 Minutes

43. At the end of this movie, the protagonist agrees to watch his neighbors’ hated cat, Muffles. The main characters of this film must settle for smoked trout after their honey ham is run over by a truck, and the protagonist is briefly arrested while borrowing something from neighbor Wes Trogdon. At the end, the protagonist gives his cruise to his neighbor, Walt, whose wife is dying of cancer. The protagonists of this movie come up with their controversial idea after their daughter leaves for Peru, and that plan is opposed by the residents of Hemlock Street, who believe it will make their neighborhood lose a decoration contest. It was based on a comedic novel by John Grisham with the word “skipping” in its title. For 10 points, name this movie in which the title family, played by Tim Allen and Jamie Lee Curtis, contemplate not celebrating a certain holiday.

ANSWER: Christmas with the Kranks

44. This actor reprised one of his most famous roles in a fan-made short called Dirty Laundry. In one of his films, his character manipulates Tampa Bay mobster Howard Saint into killing his wife and right-hand man. In one of this man’s roles, he kills a hulking Kevin Nash played assassin known as the “Russian.” He played a Detroit history teacher who decides to use his enormous penis as a way to make money as a prostitute. A fictional version of this man stars in a gritty personal project about a junkie called Junk as well as a film in which his catch phrase is “I just want my kids back!” called Homeless Dad. This star of the show Hung appears as himself in “The One Where They Build a House,” an episode of Arrested Development where he dates Lindsay Bluth. For 10 points, name this actor who played the title character in the 2004 film The Punisher.

ANSWER: Thomas Jane [or Thomas Elliott III]

45. At the end of this movie, the title character drops a coconut on Lloyd Spalding, who begins the film by being accidentally sprayed with water by the youths Kyle and Brian. The cranky boss of this movie hates children and reportedly once kicked Big Bird in the nuts. The title character had a brother named Samson and is stalked by the villainous “Buck LaFarge.” The protagonist of this film eventually ends up in Bali, after having been fired by the Faye Dunaway played Mrs. Dubrow. The title character has been trained as a thief by the Rupert Everett played “Lord Rutledge,” who is confused by the Jason Alexander played protagonist for an important reviewer. For 10 points, name this film about the title orangutan causing trouble at an upscale hotel.

ANSWER: Dunston Checks In

46. This woman’s half-brother had his children taken away from him shortly after he is busted with marijuana and was once framed by a Kim Delaney played woman. This character was once invited to a soccer game by a lawyer played by Andre Braugher. She was briefly the guardian of a boy named Calvin until his drugged-out mother revoked her parental rights. This character dated a Bill Pullman played journalist, a Harry Connick Jr. played lawyer, and one of her co-workers, the Dean Winters played Brian Cassidy. This character is the daughter of an alcoholic English professor named Serena, who was raped by an unknown man. Currently the partner of Nick Amaro, she spent many years teamed with Elliot Stabler. For 10 points, name this Mariska Hargitay played character, the lead female detective on Law and Order: Special Victims Unit.

ANSWER: Olivia Benson [accept either, accept Liv]

47. A supporting character in this movie leads a Hall and Oates tribute band called “Adult Education” and refers to a female character as “The Hamburglar.” Near the end, this film’s protagonist contemplates going to Branson with his ex-girlfriend, Marnie. A female character manages an event at the Andy Warhol Museum, while the male lead has a friend named “Stainer.” The protagonist at one point ejaculates in his pants and tries to hide it when his girlfriend’s parents, who are played by the actress’ real-life parents, show up. Near the end of this film, the female lead is revealed to have slightly webbed toes. The protagonist is a TSA worker in Pittsburgh, who ranks only a “5” on a scale of attractiveness, as opposed to his girlfriend. For 10 points, name this film about a Jay Baruchel played loser who is dating a gorgeous Alice Eve played woman.

ANSWER: She’s Out of My League

48. This film begins with a woman having her hands exposed to dry ice after being abducted in the town of New Salem. After having sex, a female character asks “Did she ever you fuck like that?” to Jerrod Pointer. In the final scenes, the killer turns out to be an insane piano teacher who has removed limbs from the women who dropped his classes. Near the beginning of this film, the stripper Dakota Moss is confused for the missing woman Aubrey Fleming, as both women were the daughters of a crack addict. Winning a Razzie for Worst Remake of Saw, Hostel, and The Patty Duke Show, it was the second time the star played twins, following The Parent Trap, although in this film, the twins are stigmatic and share experiences. For 10 points, name this movie in which Lindsay Lohan plays twins menaced by a serial killer.

ANSWER: I Know Who Killed Me

49. In one scene in this episode, a character watches a television advertisement for the Marlon Brando film Truckasarus: The Movie. At one point, a man calling himself Mr. Snrub makes an unpopular proposal, only to be followed by another man who has recently been to Ogdenville, North Haverbrook, and Brockway. A guest star in this episode is confused for a member of The Little Rascals and would later reappear on the show hosting an X-Files parody. That guest star is Leonard Nimoy. In this episode’s final scenes, a giant donut hooks onto the out of control title object. In a parody of The Music Man, Lyle Lanley sells the title object to the town, with Homer being named its conductor. For 10 points, name this Simpsons episode in which Springfield acquires the title mode of public transportation.

ANSWER: “Marge vs. the Monorail”

50. In one appearance, this character performs magic tricks in a failed attempt to confound his opponent, Evelyn Tremble. In another appearance, he adopts his name because he is “only a number on a passport” and loses a great deal of money after prostitution is banned. In his most notable appearance, this man and his girlfriend, Valenka, are threatened by Lord’s Resistance Army agent Steven Obanno. He contacts Alex Dimitrios as part of a plan to blow up a prototype airliner to lower stock shares. Ultimately shot by Quantum agent Mr. White, this character weeps blood out of his damaged left eye. He tortures James Bond with a carpet beater after losing to his straight flush at a Texas hold ‘em tournament. For 10 points, name this villain, the antagonist in the book and film Casino Royale.

ANSWER: Le Chiffre [or Jean Duran, either part]

51. A character in this film has a TV-movie made about him in which he is played by Ian Ziering and his father by Alan Thicke. Cameos include Dan Patrick as a television producer and Jets coach Rex Ryan as an attorney. This film features a male protagonist whose fiancé sleeps with his Tony Orlando played boss, but that boss’ own grandmother sleeps with Vanilla Ice, who plays himself. This movie’s younger protagonist eventually hooks up with a bartender played by Ciara. A character had sex with his teacher in the 1980’s, producing a son he named “Han Solo.” At the end of this film, the protagonist rejects his Leighton Meester played fiancé in order to embrace his father, Donny. For 10 points, name this comedy in which Adam Sandler plays the lousy father of his Andy Samberg played son.

ANSWER: That’s My Boy

52. According to the book Butcher’s Moon, this man grew up in a town called Tyler. He frequently partners with an actor named Alan Grofield, who first appears in The Score. This man is in a long-term relationship with Claire Carroll. In his first book, he is betrayed by his ex-partner and wife and also upsets a crime group known as the “Outfit.” This character shares his name with the female thief on the show Leverage. In a recent film appearance, this man works with a Jennifer Lopez played real estate agent in his quest to revenge himself upon Melander and the rest of his former crew. He first appeared in the book The Hunter, which changed his name to “Porter” when it was made into the Mel Gibson film Payback. For 10 points, name this character, a thief in Donald Westlake novels, who was recently played on screen by Jason Statham.

ANSWER: Parker [accept Porter until mentioned]

53. This movie ends with characters like Giuseppe and Raisin singing “What I Like About You” in a commercial. At one point in this film, the title character meets a figure once known as “Buster,” but who is now the wise hermit “Chupadogra.” The antagonist is the Kiefer Sutherland played “Bosco,” who employs thugs named Thunder and Lightning and who are played by two of the Wayans Brothers. Near the end of this film, the protagonist saving the title character from being swept away becomes a hit YouTube video, helping him close a major deal. The title character is voiced by Owen Wilson and moves to California with a cat voiced by George Lopez. This movie ends with the title character helping his owner’s company, Bark Organic, get a deal with Petco. For 10 points, name this kids movie, an adaptation of a comic strip about a giant Great Dane.

ANSWER: Marmaduke

54. This character at one point dates Manson family member “Squeaky” Fromme and says she is a handful. The author of a sex book called You’re Doing It Wrong is last seen shouting “That’s a series wrap, suckers!” He first appears offering advice before one of his clients goes on Conan O’Brien’s show. When last seen, this author of The Cigarette Diet was being named Surgeon General of the United States. In an early appearance, he is seen endorsing one of his clients’ inventions, “The Meat Machine.” A graduate of the Ho Chi Minh City School of Medicine, this man’s name is always mispronounced by Tracy Jordan and despite his questionable skills, he inspires fanatical loyalty from Jack Donaghy. For 10 points, name this questionable medical professional played by Chris Parnell on 30 Rock.

ANSWER: Doctor Leo Spaceman [accept either, “Spaceman” is pronounced “spah-chair-man”]

55. This film has inexplicably spawned three sequels, with the most recent subtitled The Elephant Adventure. All of the sequels replace the female lead with actress Kam Heskin. This film’s male title character loves racing sports cars and uses that knowledge to win a lawn mower race. That male lead in this film wishes to go to Wisconsin after seeing an ad for a reality show about drunken co-eds called College Girls Gone Wild. There, he adopts the identity of “Eddie” and annoys a woman interested in joining Doctors Without Borders before they fall in love, although the paparazzi soon catch on. The title characters are Paige Morgan and the Danish Edvard. For 10 points, name this film in which Julia Stiles plays a pre-med student who falls in love with royalty.

ANSWER: The Prince and Me

56. A character on this show played the violin until his wife died and was usually shown in a frozen state of mid-action. A film version of this show introduced the new character of “Megawatti Sukarnoputri.” The protagonist had “Hard” and “Luck” tattooed across her knuckles and her father was mauled to death by dogs. In this show’s series finale, a Winona Ryder played character runs off to become a junkie, while most of the cast became whores after burning down the central location. This show’s protagonist had a friend named Orlando Pinatubo and clashed with the power-mad Onyx Blackman. It took place at Flatpoint High School, where Stephen Colbert played the secretly gay history teacher. For 10 points, name this Comedy Central show in which the Amy Sedaris played Jerri Blank returns to high school at age forty-six.

ANSWER: Strangers with Candy

57. This film’s antagonist casually asks the male lead how long he has been fucking his girlfriend and reveals he only wears a wedding ring so that people think he’s trustworthy. The original version of this movie features a scene where the protagonist discovers a severed finger in his French fries. The antagonist uses the name “John Ryder” and early on, tells the protagonists the only way to stop is if they say “I want to die.” This film is a remake of a 1980’s movie in which the title villain is played by Rutger Hauer and who stalks the protagonist at a gas station and diner. In both versions, its most infamous scene is the sudden death of one of the leads by being split in half after being chained between a trailer and truck. For 10 points, name this horror film in which Sean Bean plays a psycho who kills people who give him a ride.

ANSWER: The Hitcher

58. In one appearance, this man is killed when Elixir causes a tumor to rapidly grow in his brain. His wife committed suicide by drilling into her brain. In his first appearance, this man shouts “You dare call that thing…human!” before being wounded by a police officer. He gives his son a lobotomy in order to be able to control him. In the movies, this man was once ordered by Kayla Silverfox to walk “until his feet bleed,” while in another appearance, he has a son named Jason who can create illusions. Portrayed as a fanatical religious leader in the graphic novel God Loves, Man Kills, he was played in one film by Danny Huston as the head of the Weapon X project and in another film by Brian Cox as a man looking to eradicate mutants. For 10 points, name this X-Men villain, who in the movies, is an insane military officer.

ANSWER: William Stryker [accept either]

59. At one point in this film, a crowd sings a foreign language version of the song “Pinacoladaburg,” a reference to an earlier film by the director. The protagonists’ great grandmother is a former prostitute called “Gam Gam,” who is played by Cloris Leachman. In the climax, a character enters into the “Eye of the Jew” after his yarmulke is knocked off, allowing his team to win. This movie ends with a joke about a sequel featuring Willie Nelson about marijuana. The winning team includes such members as competitive eater “Landfill,” the nerdy scientist “Fink,” and the male prostitute Barry. This film begins with the Wolfhouse brothers discovering the title competition run by Baron Wolfgang von Wolfhausen. For 10 points, name this Broken Lizard comedy about the title German underground drinking tournament.

ANSWER: Beerfest [grudgingly accept Club Dread until “earlier film”]

60. Appearing in cameos at the beginning of his movie are Alexis Bledel and Wilmer Valderrama, who play the ill-fated Ace and Marksman. When we last see the characters, one has become a soccer goalie and one is starring in a play adaptation of Rapunzel. A supporting character in this film is the clumsy scientist Marsha, who can breathe clouds of rainbow-colored wind. The protagonist, Jack, had a brother known as Concussion who became evil after being exposed to Gamma-13, a form of radiation developed by a Chevy Chase played scientist. The new Zenith Team created in this movie consists of Wonder, Princess, Houdini, and Mega Boy, all of whom are mentored by the title character, who has super speed. For 10 points, name this film in which Tim Allen plays the title superhero.

ANSWER: Zoom: Academy for Superheroes

61. This man is married to George Clooney’s ex-wife and he played the mayor in the film Underdog. In one role, his character discusses the “key to the future” before saying his greatest creation is his son. In a recent performance, this man’s character is last seen throwing drugs into the bay during Cinco de Cuatro; in that role, he was accompanied by a mute woman who talks with “visual captions” named Heartfire. In his most famous role, he took LSD with his wife, Jane. In Iron Man 2, he played the title character’s father, Howard, and was recently seen as Dr. Norman on Arrested Development. His most famous character had a long-time affair with Joan Holloway and was the founding partner of a firm with Lane Pryce, Bert Cooper, and Don Draper. For 10 points, name this actor best known for playing Roger Sterling on Mad Men.

ANSWER: John M. Slattery Jr.

62. At the end of this film, Cindi pulls down the antagonist’s pants to reveal only a straw, since he was born without genitals. The protagonists of this movie drive two lesbians having sex and end up receiving advice that “there is a bunny in every woman.” An antagonist is played by Craig Robinson and is the man using the name “Horsedick dot MPEG.” Robert Wagner was originally cast in one role in this film, but negative test reaction led to the casting of Hugh Hefner as himself. The protagonist, immediately prior to having sex with his girlfriend, falls down the basement stairs and goes into a coma for four years. For 10 points, name this sex comedy in which a young man discovers his ex-girlfriend has become the title centerfold in Playboy.

ANSWER: Miss March

63. This character keeps a whole stack of Diet Rite soda in his car. His wife was once engaged to “Roginald,” who fainted when he heard the word “penis.” This character’s money is protected by a lock asking the question “What is the least appealing male first name?” In one appearance, this man threatens lawyer Scott Greenberg with his Rancor monster. He owned a prize greyhound named Seabreeze which was impregnated by his rival, Ted Turner. This character gives five dollars to a man to start an erotic novel business, but ends up sued after a driver smashes into the Kool-Aid Man’s House. He plays Emperor Palpatine in Something Something Something Dark Side and offered his son-in-law one million dollars not to marry his daughter. For 10 points, name this man, Lois Griffin’s father on Family Guy.

ANSWER: Carter Pewterschmidt [accept either]

64. The name’s the same. A man with this name identified “Things you inflate” to win $15,000 with Ken Kercheval on Pyramid. Another man with this name once starred on the cable sitcom “Pop A R.O.T.C.” The first person with this name shouts “It’s a satire!” when his house is picketed by a church group. A person with this name has such hangers-on as John Beard Jr. and likes to hang out at the club “and” run by Jeremy Piven. This is the name of a man who is a member of the Log Cabin Republicans and who was sued for assault by one of his former employees, actress Nicolette Sheridan. This is also the name of a character forced to enter rehab shortly after his limo was swarmed with bees, the “baby-faced” singer of the song “Getaway” on the fourth season of Arrested Development. For 10 points, name this creator of the show Desperate Housewives.

ANSWER: Marc/Mark Cherry

65. At the end of this movie, one character has found work as a Jennifer Lopez impersonator. In an early scene, a character trades a Garbage Pail Kid figure for a Smurfette figurine. The villain of this movie, Kip, is ultimately punched out for using the word “retarded.” The protagonist goes on a date with a woman using the car KITT from Knight Rider. At one point, this film’s main character is cured by the playing of Herbie Hancock’s “Rockit,” although he is confused by things like an iPod. The protagonist recruits his old crew of Darnell, Hector, and the Bobby Lee played Aki, and ultimately ends up with the Maria Menounos played Jennifer. At the beginning of this film, the leader of the Funky Fresh Boyz falls into a coma for twenty years. For 10 points, name this movie in which Jamie Kennedy plays a breakdancer.

ANSWER: Kickin’ It Old Skool

66. At the end of this movie, characters drive off on the Lake Pontchartrain Causeway while singing “When the Saints Go Marching In.” According to Wikipedia, it was the first film shown on the Disney Channel to use the word “ass.” A character with arachnophobia screams “I don’t wanna whack it” in reference to a spider he discovers. The villain in this movie is the butler Ramsley, who murdered his master’s lover and who tries to murder the protagonist’s wife, whom he believes to be the reincarnation of his victim. The protagonists visit the title house owned by Master Gracey, where they meet a Jennifer Tilly played gypsy who resides in a crystal ball and who informs of the undead nature of all the house’s residents. For 10 points, name this Eddie Murphy film about the title ghostly Disney theme park ride.

ANSWER: The Haunted Mansion

67. As a child, a character on this show attended Camp C.U.T.S., while another attempts to get a part in the film Monte Carlo, Monte Carla. A character on this show inspired the graphic novel Tall Slut, No Panties. One of the protagonists attends the First Korean Baptist Church and ends up dating coffee shop manager Mark Reynolds. A SNL sketch featuring Bill Hader as a screaming fireman saw his character overreact to this show’s cancellation. A supporting character on this show is actor James Van Der Beek playing himself. This show begins with June Colburn arriving in New York from Indiana, being forced out of her building after the mortgage company she works for is shut down, and ending up living with the title character, the party girl Chloe McGruff. For 10 points, name this Cody Voight favorite, a sitcom about the title female con artist who presumably lives near apartment 22.

ANSWER: Don’t Trust the B---- in Apartment 23

68. A character in this movie compares a potentially poor career decision to Erik Estrada quitting CHiPS. In its final scenes, one of the protagonists appears in a musical version of Bonnie and Clyde with Meryl Streep. One character in this film ends up starring on the show Honey and the Beaze with Cher, who plays herself. The protagonists live in Oak Bluffs, where they operate the “Quikee Burger,” a diner that offer free meals if orders take longer than three minutes. In this film, Walt becomes a Hollywood actor and Bob marries May Fong, even though she originally thinks Bob is having a gay relationship with his brother. At the end of this film, the protagonists use Velcro to simulate their former condition. For 10 points, name this Farrelly brothers film starring Matt Damon and Greg Kinnear as conjoined twins.

ANSWER: Stuck on You

69. This movie begins with a character telling the audience that “bad-ass motherfuckers are never fast enough.” A character in this film, which is set in Stillwater, Louisiana, continually uses a coin called the “Obolos.” The star was attracted to it because of a scene where his eyes are shot out by the antagonist at a church, although they do regenerate. At the end of this movie, the protagonist uses a gun called the “Godkiller” to destroy the soul of cultist Jonah King, who worships Satan even though the Devil does not endorse attempts at child sacrifice. The protagonist of this film is pursued by The Accountant and is named “John Milton.” For 10 points, name this movie in which Nicolas Cage is an undead criminal who has broken out of Hell.

ANSWER: Drive Angry

70. The wrestler Christian appears in this movie as a bodyguard of Senator Rutledge. The protagonist claims to be the Unabomber and says he did not hate the book Oliver Twist. This film’s villain recites a limerick about there being “no tit for Tat” and asks “do we really suck, or is that guy really that good?” The main character continually asks “You know what I hate?”, which includes people wearing ponytails and mothers spanking their children. The protagonist of this movie shoots a neon sign to read “FUK U,” rams a carrot through a thug’s head, and kills the main villain by putting live rounds in between his fingers and exposing them to fire. While protecting a baby, the protagonist teams with a hooker played by Monica Bellucci to defeat an assassin played by Paul Giamatti. For 10 points, name this film where Clive Owen plays a man very skilled at using a gun.

ANSWER: Shoot ‘Em Up

71. In one appearance, this character uses the alias “Mr. Lucky” and hands a telegram to a bookie’s thug that simply reads “Boo.” This man claims that Philip Stryver, the vice-president of Daggett Industries, has been “living off the blood and sweat” of the less powerful. In one appearance, this character’s only line is “not my diagnosis” in response to the protagonist denying he needs help. He was last seen on film serving as a judge sentencing people to “death by exile” by having them walk across ice. In an earlier film appearance, this character drives Carmine Falcone insane and is later shocked in the face by a taser wielding Rachel Dawes. An insane psychiatrist, he is played by Cillian Murphy in movies such as The Dark Knight. For 10 points, name this Batman villain who frequently uses his “fear gas” and who wears a costume containing straw.

ANSWER: The Scarecrow [or Jonathan Crane, accept either]

72. In one of this actor’s roles, his character survived March 15, the date he was suppose to die, thanks to his partner Mark Benford. He played McClane, the man who gives the Colin Farrell played Quaid his memories in the remake of Total Recall. This actor played Jefferson Coatsworth, a law firm interviewer that takes Marshall to Tuckahoe Funland in the How I Met Your Mother episode “I’m Not That Guy.” In one film, his character inadvertently burns down the beloved Christmas tree of his Danny Trejo played father-in-law. Along with Justin Isfeld, he played one half of the duo known as the “MILF Guys” in the American Pie films. This man’s best known role was that of an investment banker, who along with his med student friend, is given a ride by a drugged out Neil Patrick Harris. For 10 points, name this actor who played Sulu in the new Star Trek movies and Harold in the Harold and Kumar films.

ANSWER: John Cho

73. A character in this movie refers to a potential lesbian as a “vagina-tarian.” In the final scene, the protagonist discovers his mother is actually Suzanne Somers. The protagonists of this film meet when one informs the other that her cat, Ringo, is at the pound where he works. The main character is aided by a legless one eighth American Indian played by Orlando Jones. In one scene in this film, a plane transporting a message saying “Marry me” loses the word “not” from another phrase in the message, making the proposal seem more disturbing. The protagonist becomes tagged as a sexual offender after a detective informs him his long-lost mother is the Sally Field played mother of a hairdresser. For 10 points, name this film in which Chris Klein and Heather Graham play lovers who mistakenly come to think they are brother and sister.

ANSWER: Say It Isn’t So

74. In a short film, this man stops two criminals from robbing a Roxxon Oil gas station. This character, who is dating a cellist from Portland, once threatened to watch Supernanny while a man he tazed was drooling into the carpet. In his first appearance, he is continually told his organization needs a new name because it is too long. Despite being wounded, this character notes that a villain “lacks conviction” before shooting him. In one film, the bloodstained trading cards reportedly found on his corpse inspire the title team. An upcoming Joss Whedon created television show reveals this character is still alive despite apparently being stabbed to death by Loki in The Avengers. For 10 points, name this Clark Gregg played S.H.I.E.L.D. agent who appears in many Marvel films.

ANSWER: Agent Phil Coulson [accept either]

75. This character’s favorite soul song from the 1970’s is “When Will I See You Again?” His greatest invention is infallible truth serum that he calls “The Undisputed Truth.” This man’s favorite superhero is Superman because of the great mythology. At the beginning of one film, he asks a woman if she finds him sadistic before saying he is actually masochistic and then shooting her. This man ends one movie by asking Sofie Fatale if a woman is aware her daughter, B.B., is still alive. The brother of Budd and the employer of Elle Driver, he is ultimately killed when the Five Point Palm Exploding Heart Technique is applied on him by Beatrix Kiddo. For 10 points, name this David Carradine played character, the head of the Deadly Viper Assassination Squad in two Quentin Tarantino films.

ANSWER: Bill [accept Snake Charmer]

76. In this movie, Jon Favreau plays a character who is vomited upon by both the protagonist and his wife, who reveals she is pregnant. At the end of this film, the two main characters perform the Rush song “Limelight” with the band “Tastes Like Chicken,” played by OK Go. At one point, a character is so bored he watches a film his friend once mentioned, Chocolat. Early in this movie, a character tries to make friends by going to a Los Angeles Galaxy game with the annoying Lonnie and playing poker with Barry. The protagonist is a real estate salesman trying to sell Lou Ferrigno’s mansion, which is where he meets Sydney, a prospective choice for a male friend. For 10 points, name this comedy in which a Paul Rudd played groom befriends a Jason Segel played weirdo in order to find a best man for his wedding.

ANSWER: I Love You, Man

77. A character in this film became rich after suing the Los Angeles Dodgers, although he claims to have invented the iPod; that character is “Ian Maxtone-Jones,” who is played by Dave Matthews. This movie is basically a remake of Cactus Flower and features a protagonist posing as a sheep salesman. Nick Swardson portrays the protagonist’s stupid cousin who poses as an Austrian man named “Dolph Lundgren.” At the end of this film, one character ends up dating a tennis player portrayed by the actress’ real-life husband, Andy Roddick. The protagonist is trying to fool a woman played by Brooklyn Decker about his family life. For 10 points, name this film in which Adam Sandler plays a plastic surgeon who poses as a married man and must recruit a woman played by Jennifer Aniston to play his wife.

ANSWER: Just Go with It

78. A movie about this non-painting begins with Olive Stanton kicked out of a theater and starred Hank Azaria as the author. That movie about this work was directed by Tim Robbins and also features a subplot about the painting Man at the Crossroads. The villain bullies Reverend Salvation into giving pro-war sermons and plants a bomb in immigrant Gus Polack’s car. This work’s antagonist is Mr. Mister, who is supported by the conservative Liberty Committee. Set in Steeltown, this work’s title refers to Larry Foreman’s threat of what will happen when the workers unionize. Directed by Orson Welles, this work was originally produced by the Federal Theatre Project only to be shut down by the WPA, forcing the cast to sing their parts from the audience. For 10 points, name this Marc Blitzstein musical attacking corporate corruption.

ANSWER: The Cradle Will Rock

79. The protagonist of this film succeeds in making her friend throw up by telling her of her father’s “naked body” and her parents making love. The director of this movie appears in the role of “Smashley Simpson,” while the antagonist is known as “Iron Maven.” After losing in the climax, the protagonists shout “We’re number two!” The directorial debut of Drew Barrymore, this film’s protagonist adopts the name “Babe Ruthless” and begins the movie by losing a beauty pageant after dying her hair blue, much to the dismay of her Marcia Gay Harden played mother. Set in Bodeen, Texas, the protagonist joins the Hurl Scouts, a group captained by a Kristen Wiig played character. For 10 points, name this film in which the Ellen Page played protagonist joins a roller derby team.

ANSWER: Whip It

80. The director of this movie had to have his cameo deleted because he couldn’t keep a straight face. The antagonist discusses “male-driven fact-based logic” and chokes the protagonist while saying she never orders anything but a seabreeze. This movie ends with an annoying couple being told to shove a comment card up their ass. In a bathroom, a character angrily insists a woman tell him how she obtained a scar above her breast. The villain in this film wants the main character, a hotel manager, to move a guest’s suite to one facing the harbor, so he can be killed with a missile. The protagonist is heading to Miami when she encounters the villain, “Jackson Rippner,” who plans on assassinating the Deputy Secretary of Homeland Security. For 10 points, name this Wes Craven film in which the Rachel McAdams played protagonist encounters a terrorist on a flight.

ANSWER: Red Eye

81. A character in this movie wonders if Vin Diesel is Chinese. It resulted in a lawsuit from Wham-O, who was upset at the unsafe use of a Slip ‘n Slide. At the end of this film, a song features Maureen McCormick saying she will bust someone’s fucking head. At a Lamaze class, Brendan Fraser agrees to do a favor for the title character. In this movie, the main character wishes to be cast in a Rob Reiner film, which forces him to be adopted by a family as a way to learn about life. The protagonist rose to fame on The Glimmer Gang, using the catch phrase “This is nuckin’ futs!” This movie is filled with cameos from people like Emmanuel Lewis and Danny Bonaduce, who were the title character’s old friends. For 10 points, name this David Spade film in which he plays the title character, a one-time kid actor.

ANSWER: Dickie Roberts: Former Child Star

82. While watching the film Saw, this movie’s protagonist shouts at a character to “just snap it off already.” In one of the final scenes, a character addresses a naked crowd who has donated their clothes to charity. A character in this film begins dating the lead singer of the band Munchausen by Proxy, and regrets his lifestyle change when his elderly neighbor asks for oral sex. During the end credits, the main characters put on 31-wheel roller suits and race down a hill. This film’s main character saves the life of a suicidal man by leading a crowd to sing the Third Eye Blind song “Jumper.” The protagonist begins dating the Zooey Deschanel played Allison after having his life changed by an inspirational guru named Terrence. For 10 points, name this movie in which Jim Carrey plays a guy who learns to stop saying no.

ANSWER: Yes Man

83. This movie contains the immortal line, “This is one girl who isn’t content to be the Malcolm in your middle!” At the end of this film, the protagonist chats with a short man who was inside his “slapping dummy.” The title character is played as a child by the Sprouse brothers. The protagonist of this film goes into action after his father, Fabbrizio, is kidnapped by the Brent Spiner played Devlin Bowman, who wants him to steal the Constitution using his powers. This movie’s main character uses such fake names as “Terry Suave,” “Gammy Num-Nums,” and “George W. Bush.” The protagonist of this film is named “Pistachio,” and its most infamous scene features him saying “Turtle!” numerous times while trying to join the Turtle Club. For 10 points, name this Dana Carvey movie where the title character uses disguises a lot.

ANSWER: The Master of Disguise

84. This film begins with a narrator saying New York City’s “soaring population” is at eight million before suddenly saying “eight million and one.” At the end of this movie, the female lead surprises the male lead by showing up in an elevator with red hair, which is “somewhere between a blonde and a brunette.” One character poses as astronaut “Major Zip Martin” in an effort to win over Barbara Novak. The male lead of this film, Catcher Block, is originally cited as an example of “The Worst Kind of Man.” The title is the name of a book the female lead has written urging “sex without commitment,” as well as the name of a song performed by Judy Garland to promote the book. For 10 points, name this Renee Zellweger and Ewan McGregor film that is a homage to Doris Day/Rock Hudson movies.

ANSWER: Down with Love

85. A direct-to-video sequel to this movie stars Larry the Cable Guy who becomes the title character after making an ill-advised comment at a daycare center. The main character causes Randy to smash his guitar after saying the boy will never become a musician. At one point, the protagonist of this film buys black market supplies from the Seth MacFarlane played “Ziggy.” The Billy Crystal played Jerry gives the main character some Shrinking Paste, Cat Away, and Dog Bark Peppermints. The protagonist of this movie is a hockey player who is labeled a “dream crusher” for denying the existence of the title being to his girlfriend’s daughter. The main character ends up being assigned to the Julie Andrews played Lily. For 10 points, name this film in which Dwayne “The Rock” Johnson is a man who becomes the title magical being.

ANSWER: Tooth Fairy

86. A character in this movie says the first cardinal rule is that there is no black magic, only cheap tricks, and that he forgets the other two. The title character of this film uses the song “We Love Violence” to try to convince Russian gangsters into becoming policemen, but they end up pursuing an image of their mother, which explodes. During the climax, a character incorrectly selects a pipe to place in his throat, which results in him dying on the gallows. This film features various characters being tempted by the Tom Waits played “Mr. Nick.” The title character of this movie is the 1,000 year old head of a theater troupe who bets he can win more souls than the Devil. During filming, Johnny Depp, Colin Farrell, and Jude Law were cast as “physically transformed” versions of the protagonist, Tony. For 10 points, name this Terry Gilliam film best remembered for being the last film of Heath Ledger.

ANSWER: The Imaginarium of Doctor Parnassus

87. Jodie Foster was originally cast as the protagonist’s daughter in this movie, although she ended up doing the film Contact instead, resulting in her character becoming the protagonist’s brother instead. A well known scene in this film involves the main character discovering a life-size wooden clown doll in his driveway. In the climax, the protagonist shoots his brother and jumps from a roof to commit suicide in the same way as his father. The events of this film are set in motion when the main character receives a voucher for an event run by Consumer Recreation Services. The twist ending of this movie is that everything was part of a birthday gift organized by the protagonist’s Sean Penn played brother. For 10 points, name this David Fincher film in which a Michael Douglas character becomes involved in the title mysterious amusement.

ANSWER: The Game

88. Description acceptable. This scene features what Wikipedia claims to be SNL writer Jim Downey’s most famous film appearance. In the most well known part of this scene, a character makes the observation that “the Industrial Revolution changed the face of the modern novel forever.” The protagonist tells the story of “The Puppy Who Lost His Way.” During this scene, the antagonist is first subdued by a former wrestler-turned-principal and is finally defeated when shot in the butt by the Steve Buscemi played Danny McGrath. Its most famous line of dialogue features a judge claiming an “insanely idiotic” response has made everyone in the room dumber. The result of this event is that the title character defeats Eric Gordon to become the head of a hotel chain. For 10 points, name this event that serves as the climax to a 1995 Adam Sandler film about the title character having to return to grade school.

ANSWER: the academic decathlon in Billy Madison [accept things like the contest or competition in Billy Madison, prompt on the end of Billy Madison]

89. The novel this film was based on ends with Barney Matthews spotting two characters while looking at a Vermeer painting. In that novel, the antagonist is killed by his lesbian sister, who stuffs a Moray eel down his throat. In the final scene of this film, a character notes “it is always important to try new things” as he lets a boy on an airplane eat some of his box lunch. The secondary antagonist in this film is child molester Mason Verger, who was disfigured by the title character and who now yearns to feed him to his man-eating boars. In its most infamous scene, the title character feeds crooked DOJ official Paul Krendler his own brain while a drugged Clarice Starling watches. For 10 points, name this sequel to The Silence of the Lambs, which again features Anthony Hopkins as the title character.

ANSWER: Hannibal

90. In this film, a character berates his lawyer over a speakerphone while demanding a Fresca. That lawyer later defends him by pointing out that dinosaurs did not really attack Jeff Goldblum in Jurassic Park. One of this film’s protagonists once stole the Publisher’s Clearing House van, while another frightens a pharmacist who confuses his inhaler for a tiny pistol. It ends with a gay character singing the song “Shower With U,” shortly after having started “Baby Duck Winery,” which sells the finest “toilet wine.” A character in this movie, Nelson Biederman IV, becomes “top dog” through a relationship with the Chi McBride played Barry, although he is almost killed by a white supremacist group in the title location. For 10 points, name this film in which a Dax Shepard played protagonist tries to get revenge on a judge by getting his Will Arnett played son thrown in jail.

ANSWER: Let’s Go to Prison

91. In a comic book appearance, this character has library books replaced with graphic novels as part of an effort to create an arch-enemy. This character states that Arthur Fiedler’s wake was some “unpleasantness” and his job is considered a calling by the Cappadocians. He ends his first appearance by asking when the menus are brought by while in prison. After spending four years at Princeton, this character becomes a chief hydrological and hydrodynamical engineer, although he plans on destroying a dam out of anger at never getting a chance to become a sidekick. He is first introduced in the episode “Brother from Another Series,” and like Frasier, his brother is played by Kelsey Grammer. For 10 points, name this David Hyde Pierce voiced character on The Simpsons, the brother of Sideshow Bob.

ANSWER: Cecil [prompt on Terwilliger]

92. Description acceptable. The first lines of dialogue spoken at this location come from Sergeant Rico, and a process that takes place here is irreversible, like one character’s raincoat. In one scene set here, a countdown inexplicably skips the number seven before a voice says “just kidding.” It features a “cancellation button” which is out of order, as well as a shopping mall and zoo. This location is home to a three-ring circus complete with bearded lady, who is referred to as a “fat bearded bitch.” It sports a sticker reading “We brake for nobody.” Much of the personnel here is named “Asshole.” In the climax, it transforms into an entity called Mega Maid. This location is captained by Colonel Sandurz and Dark Helmet. For 10 points, name this very, very long vessel seen in a Mel Brooks film that parodies Star Wars.

ANSWER: Spaceball One [accept the ship in Spaceballs or equivalents, accept Mega Maid until mentioned]

93. This actor’s directorial debut came in a film in which hippies are stalked by a killer dressed like Ronald Regan. Besides directing The Tripper, he played the protagonist’s father in The Adventures of Sharkboy and Lavagirl. In one of his films, this actor plays sewage worker Gordie Boggs, who helps Jimmy King defeat the villainous Diamond Dallas Page. This man’s most famous character married reporter Gale Weathers. In order to promote his film Ready to Rumble, he inexplicably won the WCW World Heavyweight Championship in 2000. In this actor’s most famous film series, he plays a deputy sheriff investigating the Ghostface murders; it was during the first of these films that he met his future wife, who was at the time a Friends cast member. For 10 points, name this actor who played Dewey Riley in the Scream movies and who was once married to Courteney Cox.

ANSWER: David Arquette

94. The basic plot of this film is similar to that of a Cyril Kornbluth story about shyster real estate agent John Barlow. At the end of this film, a character named “Upgrayedd” is seen being released into the world. Mass riots occur in this film after crops are no longer irrigated with the product “Brawndo.” The main character has his name changed to “Not Sure” and is helped by Frito, a man who enjoys the TV show “Ow! My Balls!” The protagonist of this movie is Army librarian Joe Bauers, who, along with prostitute Rita, was meant to remain in suspended animation for only one year. In the title society, people enjoy the film Ass and are led by the Terry Crews played President Dwayne Elizondo Mountain Dew Herbert Camacho. For 10 points, name this Luke Wilson film about a society populated by dumb people.

ANSWER: Idiocracy

95. In April 2010, this man tweeted after paying taxes that it should “feed, house, and provide medical for a few lazy non working people.” He played the title character in the film The Boy Who Drank Too Much and in another movie, played nerdy Barney Springboro. In that film, this actor’s character develops telekinetic powers, which he mostly uses to strip off the clothing of the Heather Thomas played cheerleader Jane. Besides starring in Zapped, this man played a character who runs a notable “law blog” and was last seen dropping a “law bomb” while defending Barry Zuckerkorn. Recently the star of a VH1 reality series in which he was “45…and Single,” he portrayed lawyer Bob Loblaw on Arrested Development. For 10 points, name this actor who played the title role on the sitcom Charles in Charge.

ANSWER: Scott Baio

96. The protagonist of this movie says that the Arabic language is like Japanese because it’s big. Its first and last lines are the title character saying “I just missed your heart.” The main character continually reads from a blood-stained copy of Grimm’s Fairy Tales, which was the book she was reading when her mother was killed. This film begins and ends with the protagonist killing a reindeer, using both a bow and arrow and a handgun. The title character is eventually revealed to have been the product of a super-soldier experiment. In the climax of this movie, her adoptive father, played by Eric Bana, is killed by villainous CIA Agent Wiegler, played by Cate Blanchett. For 10 points, name this film, whose title character is a girl living in Finland who has been trained since age two to be a top assassin.

ANSWER: Hanna

97. The main character of this movie was saved from drowning as a child by Louis, who later says if he ever drowns again, to call Free Wily. In one scene in this film, the protagonist dreams of the title character singing “Rapper’s Delight” and characters chanting “Chicken blood.” In trying to track down the title character, characters hire a pilot named Blue, but accidentally shoot him with a tranquilizer instead. This film’s main character, Charlie, runs a beauty salon and is the stepson of Salvatore Maggio, a Christopher Walken played mobster. The protagonists, played by Jerry O’Connell and Anthony Anderson, run over the title character and then dress it with a red jacket and sunglasses. For 10 points, name this movie, whose title character is a marsupial who steals the protagonists’ money.

ANSWER: Kangaroo Jack

98. Description acceptable. Early in this scene, a character is introduced to “Howard Katzenberg from Philadelphia” and is earlier mistaken for having something to say about a hedge. The central figure mocks Americans for always saying “Let me tell you something” and Englishmen for being “so fucking pompous.” Near the end of this scene, a character reveals all the participants ate botulism tainted salmon mousse. It immediately follows a cartoon about a leaf and a scene where a man is chased off a cliff by topless women. This scene bleeds into the final sequence in which the characters enter what appears to be a tacky hotel and listen to the song “It’s Christmas in Heaven.” For 10 points, name this scene near the end of Monty Python’s The Meaning of Life in which a dinner party is interrupted by a figure who informs the participants they are dead.

ANSWER: the Grim Reaper scene in Monty Python’s The Meaning of Life [accept stuff that mentions the Reaper or the Angel of Death, prompt on Death unless they make it clear it’s about the embodiment of death, prompt on Heaven until mentioned]

99. After one character in this movie sees the film It’s a Wonderful Life, he is found murdered with the film’s title misspelled on a wall with his blood. In one famous scene, a lengthy stationary shot of a nurse’s station suddenly results in a zoom-in on what appears to be an old woman in a sheet attacking a nurse. The antagonist of this movie cuts off the right index finger of his victims and utilizes people suffering from dementia to commit his crimes. This film notoriously features cameos by Patrick Ewing and Fabio as angels in a dream sequence. It’s not The Ninth Configuration, but it was directed by author William Peter Blatty. This film ends with the George C. Scott played protagonist shooting his friend, Father Karras, who had the soul of the “Gemini Killer” placed into him by the demon Pazuzu. For 10 points, name this 1989 film, the third entry in a series about demonic possession.

ANSWER: The Exorcist III [or Legion]

100. A child in this movie is named “Short Fat Brian.” This film’s main character is a lecture-film writer, who hits it big with an embellished script called The Black Plague. The protagonist prevents an Edward Norton played cop from arresting his Louis CK played friend, and has sex with a woman on the street in order to save the world. In one scene, the main character first develops his talent when asked by a bank teller how much money he has in his account. The protagonist of this film eventually overcomes his rival, the Rob Lowe played Brad, to marry the Jennifer Garner played Anna, although he admits his concept of the “Man in the Sky” is made up. For 10 points, name this film in which Ricky Gervais plays a man in an alternate universe who becomes the first to ever say a falsehood.

ANSWER: The Invention of Lying

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