Sunday, May 15, 2011



Sunday, May 15, 2011

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|6:00AM |Six Million Dollar Man (R) |PG |Operation Firefly |

| | | |Austin's extraordinary powers and a beautiful girl's extrasensory perceptions|

| | | |are combined to find a missing scientist. Starring LEE MAJORS, RICHARD |

| | | |ANDERSON and LINDSAY WAGNER. |

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|7:00AM |The Virginian (R) |PG |Journey To Scathelock |

| | | |Set in the West in the 1880s, Shiloh Ranch in Wyoming becomes the site that |

| | | |marked the struggle for power prior to the new century. |

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|8:30AM |McHale's Navy (R) |PG |The Fountain Of Youth |

| | | |To impress an Admiral, Binghamton accompanies McHale and the Crew on a |

| | | |mission to an island that hides their distilling operation. |

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|9:00AM |Beach Patrol (R) |PG |At Mission Beach a disturbed woman begins to assault people with a pipe |

| | | |wrench, and a surfer is trapped on a ledge above the pounding surf. |

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|9:30AM |V8 Xtra (R) 'CC' |G |Join the V8Xtra team Neil Crompton and Mark Skaife in the studio this week |

| | | |with Mark Larkham out on the road in Queensland for a preview of the next |

| |[pic] | |event at Winton. |

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|10:00AM |NWA - On Fire |PG |Get ready to slam and jam when professional wrestling's stars step through |

| | | |the ropes and battle for supremacy. |

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|11:00AM |Quincy M.E. (R) |PG |Even Odds |

| | | |Quincy is the victim of a gunman's bullet at the scene of a robbery, but will|

| | | |the eye witness help the situation? Starring JACK KLUGMAN. |

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|12:00PM |Monster Garage (R) |PG |Capsized |

| | | |The world of motor sports is turned upside down when the monster mechanics |

| | | |combine parts from land, sea, and air vehicles into a racing machine. |

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|1:00PM |American Hot Rod |PG |'42 Woodie 3 |

| | | |A leak is discovered in the Woodie and takes hours to correct, and Boyd and |

| | | |Charley remain at odds and have an emotional showdown. |

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|2:00PM |Fifth Gear (R) |PG |An exciting and informative motoring magazine programme. Jason Plato helps a |

| | | |lottery winner choose his dream car with a series of test drives, and Tiff |

| |[pic] | |Needell takes the Jaguar XK for a spin in South Africa. |

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|3:00PM |American Hot Rod |PG |'63 Chevy Sting Ray Corvette 1 |

| | |(S) |The crew embarks its next endeavour: a '63 Corvette. But what sounds like a |

| | | |dream project quickly turns into a nightmare. Starring |

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|4:00PM |Monster Garage (R) |PG |Wraslin' Truck |

| | |(L,V) |Jesse and his builders take aUhaul moving truck and turn it into a mobile |

| | | |wrestling ring. Starring JESSE JAMES and BILL GOLDBERG. |

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|5:00PM |The Drew Carey Show (R) 'CC' |PG |Kate And Her New Boyfriend |

| | | |Drew tries to play nice with Mimi for Steve's sake, but Kate's new guy has |

| | | |him too peeved to keep the peace. Starring DREW CAREY. |

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|5:30PM |According To Jim (R) 'CC' |PG |A Hole In One / The Effort |

| | | |When Cheryl's surprise romantic evening for Jim cuts into his planned TV |

| | | |boxing match, he dispatches her by getting her drunk. Starring JIM BELUSHI, |

| |[pic]**DOUBLE EPISODE** | |COURTNEY THORNE-SMITH. |

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|6:30PM |American Dad (R) 'CC' |PG |A.T. The Abusive Terrestrial / Black Mystery Month |

| | | |When Steve refuses to play with him, Roger finds a new best friend who |

| | | |becomes physically abusive. Meanwhile, Stan and Francine attempt to save |

| | | |Mr.Pibb from being discontinued. With the voices of SETH MACFARLANE, WENDY |

| | | |SCHAAL, RACHEL MACFARLANE, SCOTT GRIMES and DEE BRADLEY BAKER. |

Sunday, May 15, 2011

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|7:30PM |Mighty Structures |G |Boston Big Dig |

| |[pic] | |How do you dig a 'state of the art' ten-lane tunnel highway directly under |

| | | |the downtown area of one of the busiest cities in America? The Boston 'Big |

| | | |Dig' is the largest, most technically challenging and expensive public works |

| | | |project in American history, changing the face of one of America's oldest |

| | | |cities. |

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|8:30PM |7Mate Sunday Night Movie (R) (1981) |M |Escape From New York |

| | |(V,L) |Manhattan has become a walled prison for three million criminals where they |

| |[pic] | |are left to run loose. A plane carrying the American President crashes there |

| | | |and the President is taken prisoner. Sent in to rescue the President is a |

| | | |former war hero turned criminal who will be blown to pieces if he fails to |

| | | |accomplish his mission. Starring SEASON HUBLEY, ERNEST BORGNINE, HARRY |

| | | |STANTON, DONALD PLEASENCE and KURT RUSSELL. |

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|10:45PM |7Mate Sunday Night Movie (R) (2005) |AV |7 Seconds |

| | |(V,L) |A professional thief whose high-stakes caper goes murderously wrong in this |

| |[pic] | |explosive, brilliantly unpredictable crime thriller. Captain Jack Tolliver is|

| | | |an ex-Delta Force commando leading what should have been a clockwork- perfect|

| | | |armoured car heist. Instead, he ends up with a priceless Van Gogh painting - |

| | | |and one of his crew ends up held hostage by the sadistic Russian gangsters. |

| | | |Tolliver's only option: a suicidal rescue mission where enemies become |

| | | |allies, your best friend can be your worst nightmare, and survival is |

| | | |deadliest art of all. Starring WESLEY SNIPES, TAMZIN OUTHWAITE, DHOBI OPAREI,|

| | | |GEORGINA RYLANCE, PETE LEE-WILSON and SERGE SORIC. |

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|12:40AM |Crime Invasion |PG |Yardies |

| | | |Follow an organisation dedicated to fight cash point crime and watch as |

| |[pic] | |Romanians prepare to set up a fake cash point operation. Presented by RAGEH |

| | | |OMAAR. |

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|1:10AM |Behind Bars |PG |The Brits make a shocking discovery whilst doing hard labour on the Chain |

| | | |Gang in the blistering desert heat, and are taken to a high security facility|

| |[pic]**DOUBLE EPISODE** | |to come face to face with a neo-nazi killer. |

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|2:10AM |American Hot Rod |PG |'42 Woodie 3 / '63 Chevy Sting Ray Corvette 1 |

| | | |A leak is discovered in the Woodie and takes hours to correct, and Boyd and |

| |**DOUBLE EPISODE** | |Charley remain at odds and have an emotional showdown. |

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|4:00AM |Six Million Dollar Man (R) |PG |Operation Firefly |

| | |(V,H) |Austin's extraordinary powers and a beautiful girl's extrasensory perceptions|

| | | |are combined to find a missing scientist. |

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|5:00AM |Quincy M.E. (R) |PG |Even Odds |

| | |(S) |Quincy is the victim of a gunman's bullet at the scene of a robbery, but will|

| | | |the eye witness help the situation? Starring JACK KLUGMAN. |

Monday, May 16, 2011

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|6:00AM |Six Million Dollar Man (R) |PG |Day Of The Robot |

| | | |Austin must face a robot programmed to kill in order to save a top secret |

| | | |missile guidance system from falling into foreign hands. |

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|7:00AM |The Virginian (R) |PG |Woman Of Stone |

| | | |Set in the West in the 1880s, Shiloh Ranch in Wyoming becomes the site that |

| | | |marked the struggle for power prior to the new century. |

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|8:30AM |McHale's Navy (R) |PG |It's A Mad, Mad, Mad War |

| | | |Left alone on the 73, Parker receives an order from Binghamton to pick up the|

| | | |base payroll, but things don't go to plan. Starring ERNEST BORGNINE, TIM |

| | | |CONWAY, JOE FLYNN and JANE DULO. |

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|9:00AM |NBC Today (R) 'CC' | |International news and weather including interviews with newsmakers in the |

| |[pic] | |world of politics, business, media, entertainment and sport. |

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|10:00AM |NBC Meet The Press (R) 'CC' | |Tom Brokaw interviews newsmakers from around the world. |

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|11:00AM |Quincy M.E. (R) |PG |Dead And Alive |

| | | |The remains of a bomb blast present a forensic headache for Quincy, |

| | | |especially when the 'dead' victim is in contact with his family. Starring |

| | | |JACK KLUGMAN, ROBERT ITO and SHEILA LARKEN. |

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|12:00PM |Magnum P.I. (R) |PG |Smaller Than Life |

| | | |Rick agrees to help boyhood friend Waldo Norris, who claims he's trying to |

| | | |recover a priceless stolen china figurine. Starring TOM SELLECK, JOHN |

| | | |HILLERMAN and LARRY MANETTI. |

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|1:00PM |Airwolf (R) |PG |Piece of Cake, A |

| | | |The Airwolf team become involved with juvenile delinquent Bobby Conrad, with |

| | | |Mike and Jo volunteering to lead an Outward Bound survival course in which |

| | | |the participants are troubled youths. Starring ANTHONY SHERWOOD, MICHELE |

| | | |SCARABELLI. |

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|2:00PM |Damage Control (R) 'CC' |M |See the moment of tragedy when athletes' careers come undone through injury, |

| | | |then follow them back to recovery. Narrated by Russell Crowe. |

| |[pic]**DOUBLE EPISODE** | | |

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|3:00PM |Hercules (R) |PG |Men In Pink |

| | | |Autolycus and Salmoneus dress as women to evade a murder charge, while |

| | | |Hercules and Lolaus are conspicuous by their absence. |

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|4:00PM |Malcolm And Eddie (R) |PG |Dead Guy |

| | | |After faking an injury in order to sue Malcolm and Eddie, an unruly customer |

| | | |suddenly dies in the kitchen. Starring MALCOLM-JAMAL WARNER, EDDIE GRIFFIN |

| | | |and MIRIAM FLYNN. |

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|4:30PM |Newsradio (R) |PG |Goofy Ball |

| | | |The staff play with a Goofy Ball, a toy made by one of Mr James' companies. |

| | | |Then, Joe tries to set Dave up with a fashion model, while Bill thinks a |

| | | |stalker is trying to kill him. Starring ANDY DICK. |

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|5:00PM |The Drew Carey Show (R) 'CC' |PG |What's Wrong With This Episode? IV |

| | | |In the fourth annual mistake-filled April Fools' Day episode, Lewis goes on a|

| | | |mission from God to save the souls of his flawed friends, while Steve steals |

| | | |Mimi's thunder after taking over as Wick's assistant. Starring DREW CAREY and|

| | | |DIEDRICH BADER. |

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|5:30PM |According To Jim (R) 'CC' |PG |The Grill / The Garage Door |

| | | |Jim gives Andy an old barbeque, then turns around and wants him to pay for |

| |[pic]**DOUBLE EPISODE** | |it. Starring JIM BELUSHI. |

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|6:30PM |My Wife And Kids (R) 'CC' |PG |The Kyles Go To Hawaii Part 3 |

| |[pic] | |A mad scramble ensues when Michael finds out that the family's flight home |

| | | |from Hawaii leaves much earlier than he thought. Starring DAMON WAYANS. |

Monday, May 16, 2011

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|7:00PM |That '70s Show (R) 'CC' |PG |Jackie Moves On |

| | | |Jackie's taking her break-up with Kelso extremely hard, while Fez thinks it's|

| | | |an excellent opportunity to claim her for himself. Donna tells Jackie it's |

| | | |time for her to pull herself together. Starring ASHTON KUTCHER, MILA KUNIS |

| | | |and DANNY MASTERSON |

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|7:30PM |How I Met Your Mother (R) 'CC' |PG |Ted Mosby, Architect / World's Greatest Couple |

| | | |After Ted and Robin have a fight, Barney tries to show Ted that his job as an|

| |[pic]**DOUBLE EPISODE** | |architect is a great way to pick up women. Lily and Robin start following his|

| | | |trail after discovering that Ted hit it off with a girl named Anna shortly |

| | | |afterward. Starring JOSH RADNOR, JASON SEGEL, NEIL PATRICK HARRIS and ALYSON |

| | | |HANNIGAN. |

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|8:30PM |Family Guy (R) 'CC' |M |Holy Crap |

| | | |When Peter's very religious dad is forced to retire from the mill, he moves |

| | | |in with Peter and Lois. But the living arrangements don't work out as |

| | | |planned, so Peter enlists the help of the Pope. With the voices of SETH |

| | | |MACFARLANE, ALEX BORSTEIN and SETH GREEN. |

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|9:00PM |American Dad (R) 'CC' |M |Tears Of A Clooney |

| | | |Stan enlists his contacts at the CIA to help make Francine's birthday wish |

| | | |come true to destroy George Clooney; and Roger starts his own vineyard with |

| | | |the help of some foster-child labour. With the voices of SETH MACFARLANE, |

| | | |WENDY SCHAAL, RACHAEL MACFARLANE, SCOTT GRIMES and DEE BRADLEY BAKER. |

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|9:30PM |Family Guy (R) 'CC' |M |Da Boom / Brian In Love |

| |**DOUBLE EPISODE** | |Meet the lovably dysfunctional characters of this creatively animated adult |

| | | |series - the Griffin family, whose only sane member is their dog! With the |

| | | |voices of SETH MACFARLANE and ALEX BORSTEIN. |

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|10:30PM |My Name Is Earl (R) 'CC' |PG |Dodge's Dad |

| |[pic] |(S,A) |When Dodge tells Joy that he wants Earl to speak at Career Day, Earl realises|

| | | |that it's time Dodge found out who his father really is. Despite Joy's |

| | | |protests, Earl and Randy attempt to hunt down the deadbeat dad, but what they|

| | | |discover is worse than they could have imagined. Guest starring Burt Reynolds|

| | | |and Norm MacDonald. Also starring JASON LEE, ETHAN SUPLEE and JAIME PRESSLY. |

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|11:00PM |Scrubs (R) 'CC' |PG |My Old Lady / My Two Dads |

| | | |J.D. deals with an elderly patient whose kidneys are failing but refuses to |

| |**DOUBLE EPISODE** | |undergo dialysis. Also, Elliot dues with a hissing Carla as she tries to |

| | | |treat a Hispanic-speaking woman. Starring ZACH BRAFF, DONALD FAISON, SARAH |

| | | |CHALKE and KEN JENKINS. |

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|12:00AM |The Sopranos (R) 'CC' |MA |The Fleshy Part Of The Thigh |

| |[pic] |(L,V) |No one is happy when it's revealed that Barone Sanitation has been put up for|

| | | |sale. Starring JAMES GANDOLFINI. |

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|1:00AM |Magnum P.I. (R) |PG |Smaller Than Life |

| | | |Rick agrees to help boyhood friend Waldo Norris, who claims he's trying to |

| | | |recover a priceless stolen china figurine. |

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|2:00AM |Airwolf (R) |PG |Piece of Cake, A |

| | | |The Airwolf team become involved with juvenile delinquent Bobby Conrad, with |

| | | |Mike and Jo volunteering to lead an Outward Bound survival course in which |

| | | |the participants are troubled youths. |

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|3:00AM |Quincy M.E. (R) |PG |Dead And Alive |

| | | |The remains of a bomb blast present a forensic headache for Quincy, |

| | | |especially when the 'dead' victim is in contact with his family. |

|4:00AM |Hercules (R) |PG |Men In Pink |

| | | |Autolycus and Salmoneus dress as women to evade a murder charge, while |

| | | |Hercules and Lolaus are conspicuous by their absence. Starring KEVIN SORBO, |

| | | |MICHAEL HURST and ROBERT TREBOR. |

|5:00AM |McHale's Navy (R) |PG |It's A Mad, Mad, Mad War |

| | | |Left alone on the 73, Parker receives an order from Binghamton to pick up the|

| | | |base payroll, but things don't go to plan. Starring ERNEST BORGNINE, TIM |

| | | |CONWAY, JOE FLYNN and JANE DULO. |

|5:30AM |Home Shopping |G |Home Shopping |

Tuesday, May 17, 2011

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|6:00AM |Six Million Dollar Man (R) |PG |Little Orphan Airplane |

| | | |Attempting to escape an African nation with proof of UN treaty violations, |

| | | |Austin summons his strength to repair an aircraft. |

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|7:00AM |The Virginian (R) |PG |Halfway Back From Hell |

| | | |Set in the West in the 1880s, Shiloh Ranch in Wyoming becomes the site that |

| | | |marked the struggle for power prior to the new century. |

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|8:30AM |McHale's Navy (R) |PG |Alligator Take The Stand |

| | | |After Binghamton devises a scheme to frame McHale and The Crew for the theft |

| | | |of his wallet, Parker is arrested and charged. Starring ERNEST BORGNINE, TIM |

| | | |CONWAY and JANE DULO. |

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|9:00AM |NBC Today (R) 'CC' | |International news and weather including interviews with newsmakers in the |

| |[pic] | |world of politics, business, media, entertainment and sport. |

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|11:00AM |Quincy M.E. (R) |PG |No Way To Treat A Body |

| | | |When the bodies of four mummified women are found in the attic of a Victorian|

| | | |boarding house, Quincy's autopsies reveal foul play. |

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|12:00PM |Magnum P.I. (R) |PG |Distant Relative |

| | | |Thomas reluctantly agrees to chaperone Rick's naive convent -schooled sister |

| | | |as she enjoys a night on the town in Honolulu. |

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|1:00PM |Airwolf (R) |PG |Mime Troupe |

| | |(V) |Jo and Mike are assigned to protect the daughter of an inspector who is the |

| | | |target of a terrorist squad. Starring ANTHONY SHERWOOD. |

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|2:00PM |Damage Control (R) 'CC' |PG |Follow elite sportspersons on the road to recovery as they undergo |

| | |(A) |rehabilitation for sporting injuries. Narrated by Russell Crowe. |

| |[pic]**DOUBLE EPISODE** | | |

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|3:00PM |Hercules (R) |PG |Armageddon Now |

| | |(V,H) |Hope sends Callisto on a mission back in time to prevent Hercules ever being |

| | | |born. Starring KEVIN SORBO and MICHAEL HURST. |

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|4:00PM |Malcolm And Eddie (R) |PG |Do The K.C. Hustle |

| | | |An old college rival shows up at the bar looking to avenge a game of pool he |

| | | |lost to Malcolm. Starring MALCOLM-JAMAL WARNER. |

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|4:30PM |Newsradio (R) |PG |Rat Funeral |

| | | |The office mascot, Mike the rat, is killed in a trap, and as a result, Dave |

| | | |is seen as heartless for thinking of him as just a rodent. Starring ANDY |

| | | |DICK, DAVE FOLEY and KHANDI ALEXANDER. |

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|5:00PM |The Drew Carey Show (R) 'CC' |PG |The Easter Show |

| | | |Since his accident, Drew has become frightened to drive. But now that fear |

| | | |will be tested when he is assigned by Wick to get people to deliver Easter |

| | | |baskets dressed like bunnies. Starring DREW CAREY. |

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|5:30PM |According To Jim (R) 'CC' |PG |Dress To Kill Me / Father-Daughter Dance |

| | | |Jim worries that Kyle is becoming a sissy when the boy insists on wearing a |

| |[pic]**DOUBLE EPISODE** | |Cinderella costume for Halloween. Starring JIM BELUSHI. |

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|6:30PM |My Wife And Kids (R) 'CC' |PG |Samba Story |

| |[pic] | |The 'green-eyed monster' of jealousy appears when Janet and Michael's samba |

| | | |dance instructors seem to take more than a passing interest in their |

| | | |students. Guest starring SofiaVergara. Also starring DAMON WAYANS and TISHA |

| | | |CAMPBELL-MARTI. |

Tuesday, May 17, 2011

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|7:00PM |That '70s Show (R) 'CC' |PG |Holy Crap |

| | | |Kitty has a battle on her hands when her family decides to stop going to |

| | | |church. Meanwhile, Kelso grows a beard which Jackie says she hates, but |

| | | |secretly loves. Starring ASHTON KUTCHER. |

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|7:30PM |How I Met Your Mother (R) 'CC' |PG |Aldrin Justice / Swarley |

| | | |Barney seduces Marshall's law professor in hopes of getting her to grade more|

| |[pic]**DOUBLE EPISODE** | |leniently. Meanwhile, Lily gets a job at Ted's office. Guest starring Jane |

| | | |Seymour and Bryan Cranston. Also starring JOSH RADNOR, JASON SEGEL and NEIL |

| | | |PATRICK HARRIS. |

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|8:30PM |Family Guy (R) 'CC' |M |Love Thy Trophy |

| | | |A war over a parade trophy erupts between the Griffins and their neighbours. |

| | | |Meanwhile, social workers place Stewie in a foster home. With the voices of |

| | | |SETH MACFARLANE, ALEX BORSTEIN and SETH GREEN. |

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|9:00PM |American Dad 'CC' |M |White Rice |

| |[pic] | |After Stan and Francine have an argument, Stan recommends they see a marriage|

| |**NEW EPISODE** | |counselorbut instead takes her to see a hypnotist who reawakens her dream of |

| | | |being a stand-up comedian. With the voices of SETH MACFARLANE and WENDY |

| | | |SCHAAL. |

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|9:30PM |Family Guy 'CC' |M |The Hand That Rocks The Wheelchair |

| | |(V) |When Bonnie goes out of town, Meg offers to check in on Joe, but she soon |

| |**NEW EPISODE** | |becomes a little too involved and starts freaking everyone out, especially |

| | | |Joe. Meanwhile,Stewie thinks he's losing his edge as the toughest baby on the|

| | | |block, so he hooks himself up to a machine that is supposed to make him more |

| | | |evil than before. With the voices of SETH MACFARLANE and ALEX BORSTEIN. |

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|10:00PM |Family Guy (R) 'CC' |M |Death Is A Bitch |

| | | |Peter fakes his death to avoid paying his doctor's bill, so Death pays him a |

| | | |visit. While chasing Peter, Death twists his ankle and as he recuperates at |

| | | |the Griffin house, everyone on earth becomes immortal. With the voice of SETH|

| | | |MACFARLANE. |

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|10:30PM |My Name Is Earl (R) 'CC' |M |Pilot |

| |[pic] | |Earl has taken one too many wrong turns on the highway of life. Earl wins the|

| | | |lottery, and, after an epiphany, he is determined to transform his good |

| | | |fortune into a life-changing event as he sets out to right all the wrongs |

| | | |from his past. Guest starring Carson Daly. Also starring JASON LEE, ETHAN |

| | | |SUPLEE and NADINE VELAZQUEZ. |

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|11:00PM |Scrubs (R) 'CC' |PG |My Bad / My Super Ego |

| | | |Dr. Cox is still facing the threat of suspension and J.D. is assigned to a |

| |**DOUBLE EPISODE** | |special patient. Elliot is assigned to take care of a shrink whose jaw has |

| | | |been wired shut, and Carla's mum creates a scandal after Turk spends the |

| | | |night at Carla's. Starring ZACH BRAFF. |

|12:00AM |The Sopranos (R) 'CC' |MA |Mr.&Mrs. John Sacrimoni Request |

| |[pic] |(L) |Johnny Sack seeks permission from the prison to be released long enough to |

| | | |attend his daughter's wedding. Starring JAMES GANDOLFINI, EDIE FALCO and |

| | | |MICHAEL IMPERIOLI. |

|1:00AM |Magnum P.I. (R) |PG |Distant Relative |

| | | |Thomas reluctantly agrees to chaperone Rick's naive convent -schooled sister |

| | | |as she enjoys a night on the town in Honolulu. Starring TOM SELLECK, JOHN |

| | | |HILLERMAN and LARRY MANETTI. |

|2:00AM |Airwolf (R) |PG |Mime Troupe |

| | |(V) |Jo and Mike are assigned to protect the daughter of an inspector who is the |

| | | |target of a terrorist squad. Starring ANTHONY SHERWOOD. |

|3:00AM |Quincy M.E. (R) |PG |No Way To Treat A Body |

| | | |When the bodies of four mummified women are found in the attic of a Victorian|

| | | |boarding house, Quincy's autopsies reveal foul play. Starring JACK KLUGMAN, |

| | | |ROBERT ITO and WALLACE ROONEY. |

|4:00AM |Quincy M.E. (R) |M |Let Me Light The Way |

| | |(A) |The number one suspect in a series of sexual assaults enrages Quincy when the|

| | | |latest victim dies and the police accuse him. Starring JACK KLUGMAN, ROBERT |

| | | |ITO and ADRIENNE BARBEAU. |

|5:00AM |Hercules (R) |PG |Armageddon Now |

| | |(V,H) |Hope sends Callisto on a mission back in time to prevent Hercules ever being |

| | | |born. Starring KEVIN SORBO and MICHAEL HURST. |

Wednesday, May 18, 2011

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|6:00AM |Six Million Dollar Man (R) |PG |Doomsday And Counting |

| | | |An earthquake activates a self-destruct weapon and Austin must come to the |

| | | |rescue before the island is destroyed. Starring LEE MAJORS, RICHARD ANDERSON |

| | | |and LINDSAY WAGNER. |

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|7:00AM |The Virginian (R) |PG |A Love To Remember |

| | | |Set in the West in the 1880s, Shiloh Ranch in Wyoming becomes the site that |

| | | |marked the struggle for power prior to the new century. |

| | | | |

|8:30AM |McHale's Navy (R) |PG |The British Have Ensigns |

| | | |Binghamton has an ulterior motive when he temporarily assigns a clumsy, |

| | | |bumbling British Sub-Lieutenant to the 73 Crew. Starring ERNEST BORGNINE, TIM|

| | | |CONWAY and JOE FLYNN. |

| | | | |

|9:00AM |NBC Today (R) 'CC' | |International news and weather including interviews with newsmakers in the |

| |[pic] | |world of politics, business, media, entertainment and sport. |

| | | | |

|11:00AM |Quincy M.E. (R) |PG |A Night To Raise The Dead |

| | | |When a body is discovered in a residential neighbourhood, Quincy's autopsy |

| | | |confirms typhoid as the cause of death. |

| | | | |

|12:00PM |Magnum P.I. (R) |PG |Limited Engagement |

| | | |Thomas befriends two elderly sisters involved in a hit-and-run accident |

| | | |outside a store where he is working undercover. Starring TOM SELLECK, JOHN |

| | | |HILLERMAN and LARRY MANETTI. |

| | | | |

|1:00PM |Airwolf (R) |PG |Code Of Silence |

| | | |St John Hawke tries to assure a fair trial for the commander of a special air|

| | | |combat force charged with the murder of his wingman. |

| | | | |

|2:00PM |Damage Control (R) 'CC' |M |Follow elite sportspersons on the road to recovery as they undergo |

| | | |rehabilitation for sporting injuries. Narrated by Russell Crowe. |

| |[pic]**DOUBLE EPISODE** | | |

| | | | |

|3:00PM |Hercules (R) |PG |Armageddon Now Pt.2 |

| | |(V,A) |Hercules battles his evil twin, the Sovereign, as Callisto sends a fireball |

| | | |back through time to kill his mother before he is born. Starring KEVIN SORBO,|

| | | |MICHAEL HURST and KEVIN SMITH. |

| | | | |

|4:00PM |Malcolm And Eddie (R) |PG |It's The Bomb |

| | | |Acting on a rumor that the local football team is moving, a crazed fan takes |

| | | |the bar hostage. Starring MALCOLM-JAMAL WARNER. |

| | | | |

|4:30PM |Newsradio (R) |PG |The Breakup |

| | | |In the aftermath of a big fight, Dave and Lisa are tricked into revealing |

| | | |their affair to the staff. Then, Catherine learns Bill's real first name. |

| | | | |

|5:00PM |The Drew Carey Show (R) 'CC' |PG |Christening |

| | | |It's Drew vs. Mimi's cousin in the race to be named baby Gus's legal |

| | | |guardian. But when Lewis and Oswald disappear with the kid right before his |

| | | |christening, Drew fears he'll never be a good godfather. Starring DREW CAREY,|

| | | |DIEDRICH BADER and CHRISTA MILLER. |

| | | | |

|5:30PM |According To Jim (R) 'CC' |PG |Plot Twist / The Hunters |

| | | |Cheryl's mother wants Jim, Cheryl and the rest of the family to be buried in |

| |[pic]**DOUBLE EPISODE** | |a family plot of her choosing. Starring JIM BELUSHI. |

| | | | |

|6:30PM |My Wife And Kids (R) 'CC' |PG |Diary Of A Mad Teen |

| |[pic] | |Janet is taken aback by what she reads in Claire's diary, and Michael is |

| | | |disappointed by Jr.'s thoughtless behaviour. Starring DAMON WAYANS, TISHA |

| | | |CAMPBELL-MARTI and GEORGE O CORE II. |

Wednesday, May 18, 2011

| | | | |

|7:00PM |That '70s Show (R) 'CC' |PG |Red Fired Up |

| | | |To Eric's astonishment, Red gives him approval at work, but Eric suspects it |

| | | |is because another employee deflects Red's anger away from him. Donna tells |

| | | |Kelso that Jackie is never coming back, so to everyone's horror, Kelso and |

| | | |Laurie begin dating openly. Starring ASHTON KUTCHER, MILA KUNIS and TOPHER |

| | | |GRACE. |

| | | | |

|7:30PM |The Amazing Race 'CC' |PG |Teams of two people, each with a pre-existing relationship, race around the |

| |[pic] | |world with a task to do at each destination. Hosted by PHIL KEOGHAN. |

| | | | |

|8:30PM |Jersey Shore |M |Jersey Shore - After Hours |

| |[pic]**NEW SERIES** | |The love triangle gets even more intense when Ronnie catches Sammi giving her|

| | | |number to another guy. Then, a housemate makes a surprising announcement. |

| | | |Sammi and Mike discuss their sexual tension and Angelina returns to explain |

| | | |why she left the Shore and tries to deny a pre-show hook-up with Mike. |

| | | |Starring JENNI FARLEY MICHAEL SORRENTINO, NICOLE POLIZZI and PAUL DELVECCHIO,|

| | | |SAMMI GIANCOLA and ANGELINA PIVARNICK. |

| | | | |

|10:00PM |7mate Wednesday Night Movie (R) (2004) |MA |Cruel Intentions 3 |

| | |(S,A) |Jason and Patrick, two college prep school students bet each other to seduce |

| |[pic] | |naive young girls. When they meet popular girl, Cassie, little do they know |

| | | |she has a devious agenda of her own. Have Jason and Patrick finally met their|

| | | |match? Starring KERR SMITH, KRISTINA ANAPAU and MELISSA YVONNE LEWIS. |

| | | | |

|12:00AM |The Sopranos (R) 'CC' |MA |Live Free Or Die |

| |[pic] |(L) |Carmela continues to have trouble with her spec house and Vito hides out |

| | | |after his secret double life is finally exposed. Starring JAMES GANDOLFINI, |

| | | |EDIE FALCO and MICHAEL IMPERIOLI. |

| | | | |

|1:00AM |Magnum P.I. (R) |PG |Limited Engagement |

| | | |Thomas befriends two elderly sisters involved in a hit-and-run accident |

| | | |outside a store where he is working undercover. Starring TOM SELLECK, JOHN |

| | | |HILLERMAN and LARRY MANETTI. |

| | | | |

|2:00AM |Home Shopping |G |Shopping program. |

| | | | |

|4:00AM |Airwolf (R) |PG |Code Of Silence |

| | | |St John Hawke tries to assure a fair trial for the commander of a special air|

| | | |combat force charged with the murder of his wingman. Starring ANTHONY |

| | | |SHERWOOD and MICHELE SCARABELLI. |

| | | | |

|5:00AM |McHale's Navy (R) |PG |The British Have Ensigns |

| | | |Binghamton has an ulterior motive when he temporarily assigns a clumsy, |

| | | |bumbling British Sub-Lieutenant to the 73 Crew. |

| | | | |

|5:30AM |Home Shopping |G |Home Shopping |

Thursday, May 19, 2011

| | | | |

|6:00AM |Six Million Dollar Man (R) |PG |Eyewitness To Murder |

| | | |Austin is mystified when he identifies the sniper who tried to kill a |

| | | |government prosecutor has an airtight alibi. Starring LEE MAJORS. |

| | | | |

|7:00AM |The Virginian (R) |PG |You Can Lead A Horse To Water |

| | | |Set in the West in the 1880s, Shiloh Ranch in Wyoming becomes the site that |

| | | |marked the struggle for power prior to the new century. |

| | | | |

|8:30AM |McHale's Navy (R) |PG |McHale And His Jet Set |

| | | |Binghamton has his eye on a piece of oceanfront property and hits up Parker |

| | | |for a loan so that he can acquire it. |

| | | | |

|9:00AM |NBC Today (R) 'CC' | |International news and weather including interviews with newsmakers in the |

| |[pic] | |world of politics, business, media, entertainment and sport. |

| | | | |

|11:00AM |Quincy M.E. (R) |PG |A Question Of Death |

| | | |A lawyer convinces a dead boy's parents that a multi-million dollar wrongful |

| | | |death lawsuit should be filed against Quincy. |

| | | | |

|12:00PM |Magnum P.I. (R) |PG |Letter To A Duchess |

| | | |Higgins sends an anonymous love letter to an English duchess who's visiting |

| | | |Hawaii, jumping to the conclusion that it was Thomas. |

| | | | |

|1:00PM |Airwolf (R) |PG |Stavograd Pt.1 |

| | | |A major accident in a Soviet nuclear plant forces the Russians to ask the |

| | | |United States for assistance, and Airwolf leads the technical team. Starring |

| | | |ANTHONY SHERWOOD and MICHELE SCARABELLI. |

| | | | |

|2:00PM |Xena - Warrior Princess (R) |PG |Between The Lines |

| | | |While travelling through India, Xenaand Gabrielle's souls are sent into the |

| | | |future to protect their good Karma. Starring LUCY LAWLESS. |

| | | | |

|3:00PM |Hercules (R) |PG |Yes, Virginia, There Is A Hercules |

| | | |Set in modern-day Los Angeles, the show's executive producer is thrown into a|

| | | |panic when KevinSorbo doesn't turn up on set. |

| | | | |

|4:00PM |Malcolm And Eddie (R) |PG |Sh-Boing-Boing |

| | | |After an argument with his wife of forty-nine years, Malcolm's grandfather |

| | | |arrives to stay with him and Eddie. Starring MALCOLM-JAMAL WARNER, EDDIE |

| | | |GRIFFIN and MIRIAM FLYNN. |

| | | | |

|4:30PM |Newsradio (R) |PG |The Shrink |

| | | |The stressed-out staff gets help from a psychiatrist, while Dave is bothered |

| | | |that the doctor is Lisa's former lover. Starring ANDY DICK. |

| | | | |

|5:00PM |The Drew Carey Show (R) 'CC' |PG |Drew And The Activist |

| | | |An environmental activist woos Drew into bed to find out what he knows about |

| | | |Lewis's top-secret job at DrugCo. Will it explain why the gang are glowing in|

| | | |the dark? Starring DREW CAREY. |

| | | | |

|5:30PM |According To Jim (R) 'CC' |PG |Poking The Bear / Stalking Santa |

| | | |Cheryl's gynecologist forbids her from having sex with Jim until the time is |

| |[pic] | |right to get pregnant, and Jim eats crow in order to win a huge account from |

| |**DOUBLE EPISODE** | |a potential client. Guest starring Tom Arnold. Also starring JIM BELUSHI and |

| | | |COURTNEY THORNE-SMITH. |

| | | | |

|6:30PM |My Wife And Kids (R) |PG |Claire's New Boyfriend |

| |[pic] | |Claire rebels by taking up with a new boyfriend with whom Michael |

| | | |disapproves. Starring DAMON WAYANS. |

Thursday, May 19, 2011

| | | | |

|7:00PM |That '70s Show (R) 'CC' |PG |Cat Fight Club |

| | | |When Jackie and Laurie trade insults with Jackie coming out second best, Hyde|

| | | |volunteers to give her lessons in being cool. However, when a cat fight |

| | | |starts, Jackie learns a different lesson. Starring ASHTON KUTCHER, MILA |

| | | |KUNIS. |

| | | | |

|7:30PM |Mighty Ships |G |CCGS Amundsen |

| |[pic] | |Canadian Coast Guard Ship Amundsen is a rare breed of ship; a research |

| |**ALL NEW EPISODE** | |icebreaker whose job is to battle Arctic extremes to understand how global |

| | | |warming is radically changing life in the high Arctic. Capture all the action|

| | | |as it unfolds on the most dangerous, unpredictable ocean on Earth in a voyage|

| | | |that risk's its own survival by challenging its icebreaking ability. |

| | | | |

|8:30PM |Man Made Marvels |PG |Ultimate Casino |

| | | |The largest inhabited building in the world is literally rising out of the |

| |[pic] | |water in Macau. The world's ultimate casino, the Venetian Macao Resort Hotel,|

| | | |is the signature piece for an ambitious project creating one of the greatest |

| | | |resort destinations ever seen. The magnitude and scale of this project |

| | | |present more than a few challenges for the design team and sets the benchmark|

| | | |for how future gaming resorts are measured. |

| | | | |

|9:30PM |Ultimate Factories |PG |Tank |

| | | |Weighing as much as four bulldozers, the Abrams Tank has played a key role in|

| |[pic]**NEW SERIES** | |the biggest battles of recent memory. Now, after almost thirty years on the |

| | | |battlefield, witness how it's being revived and transformed into something |

| | | |bigger, better and practically indestructible. |

| | | | |

|10:30PM |The Imploders |G |Tripping Makes Implosions Look Easy |

| | | |Eric leaves sons Alfred and Jr to pull down two paper mills. Things don't go |

| |[pic]**NEW SERIES** | |according to plan, and Jr nearly loses his head when they try to pull the |

| | | |mill down. Next, the team head to Texas to take on the Dallas Arena. Forced |

| | | |not to use explosives, it's their biggest and most dangerous project to date.|

| | | | |

|11:30PM |Jacked: Auto Theft Task Force |PG |Devil on One Shoulder |

| | | |The drama and suspense are high as we ride along with the Auto Theft Task |

| |[pic] | |Force who track car thieves and haul them off to jail. |

| | | | |

|12:00AM |The Sopranos (R) 'CC' |AV |Kennedy And Heidi |

| | |(V,D,L) |A dispute over asbestos-disposal causes tensions to mount between New York |

| |[pic] | |and New Jersey families. Starring JAMES GANDOLFINI, EDIE FALCO, MICHAEL |

| | | |IMPERIOLI and STEVE VAN ZANDT. |

| | | | |

|1:00AM |The Sopranos (R) 'CC' |MA |Luxury Lounge |

| |[pic] |(D,V,L) |Chris meets and beats the stars, while Artie turns violent after having his |

| | | |hospitality abused. Starring JAMES GANDOLFINI. |

| | | | |

|2:00AM |Airwolf (R) |PG |Stavograd Pt.1 |

| | | |A major accident in a Soviet nuclear plant forces the Russians to ask the |

| | | |United States for assistance, and Airwolf leads the technical team. Starring |

| | | |ANTHONY SHERWOOD and MICHELE SCARABELLI. |

| | | | |

|3:00AM |Quincy M.E. (R) |PG |A Question Of Death |

| | | |A lawyer convinces a dead boy's parents that a multi-million dollar wrongful |

| | | |death lawsuit should be filed against Quincy. |

| | | | |

|4:00AM |Xena - Warrior Princess (R) |PG |Between The Lines |

| | | |While travelling through India, Xena and Gabrielle's souls are sent into the |

| | | |future to protect their good Karma. Starring LUCY LAWLESS. |

| | | | |

|5:00AM |Hercules (R) |PG |Yes, Virginia, There Is A Hercules |

| | | |Set in modern-day Los Angeles, the show's executive producer is thrown into a|

| | | |panic when Kevin Sorbo doesn't turn up on set. Starring MICHAEL HURST, KEVIN |

| | | |SMITH and LISA CHAPPELL. |

Friday, May 20, 2011

| | | | |

|6:00AM |Six Million Dollar Man (R) |PG |The Rescue Of Athena One |

| | | |Austin tries to help America's first female astronaut in space but finds that|

| | | |his powers are dangerously limited by space travel. Starring LEE MAJORS, |

| | | |RICHARD ANDERSON and LINDSAY WAGNER. |

| | | | |

|7:00AM |The Virginian (R) |PG |Nightmare |

| | | |Set in the West in the 1880s, Shiloh Ranch in Wyoming becomes the site that |

| | | |marked the struggle for power prior to the new century. |

| | | | |

|8:30AM |McHale's Navy (R) |PG |Late Captain Binghamton |

| | | |The Crew change Binghamton's X-rays to make it appear that he is dying, but |

| | | |the plan backfires. Starring ERNEST BORGNINE. |

| | | | |

|9:00AM |NBC Today (R) 'CC' | |International news and weather including interviews with newsmakers in the |

| |[pic] | |world of politics, business, media, entertainment and sport. |

| | | | |

|11:00AM |Quincy M.E. (R) |PG |House Of No Return |

| | | |Quincy goes to a hospital for mental patients and discovers that the guards |

| | | |are involved in selling drugs, liquor and pornography. |

| | | | |

|12:00PM |7mate Friday Afternoon Movie (R) (1967) |M |Beach Red |

| | |(V,A) |A squad goes on a perilous journey to find the enemy's stronghold, but they |

| | | |soon learn that the enemy is preparing to strike back. Starring CORNEL WILDE,|

| | | |RIP TORN, BURR DE BENNING, JEAN WALLACE and PATRICK WOLFE. |

| | | | |

|2:00PM |Xena - Warrior Princess (R) |PG |The Way |

| | |(V,H) |Xena invokes the help of the god Krishna to rescue Gabrielle and Eli from the|

| | | |King of Demons. Starring LUCY LAWLESS. |

| | | | |

|3:00PM |Hercules (R) |PG |Porkules |

| | | |Hercules is turned into a pig, captured by a butcher and thrown into a meat |

| | | |wagon. Faced with the chop, his only hope is Autolycus. Starring KEVIN SORBO,|

| | | |MICHAEL HURST and KEVIN SMITH. |

| | | | |

|4:00PM |Malcolm And Eddie (R) |PG |Club Story |

| | | |Eddie offers to take over at the bar so Malcolm can dine with his |

| | | |girlfriend's wealthy father. Starring MALCOLM-JAMAL WARNER. |

| | | | |

|4:30PM |Newsradio (R) |PG |Friends |

| | | |Beth's copycat friend temps at the Office. Then, the security guards won't |

| | | |let Bill into the building without his ID. Starring ANDY DICK. |

| | | | |

|5:00PM |The Drew Carey Show (R) 'CC' |PG |Drew And The Activist II |

| | | |Drew tries to fix things after the gang tricks his vegetarian gal-pal into |

| | | |munching on meat at a Buzz Beer barbecue, possibly putting an end to her |

| | | |save-the-animals crusade...and their affair. Starring DREW CAREY, DIEDRICH |

| | | |BADER and CHRISTA MILLER. |

| | | | |

|5:30PM |According To Jim (R) 'CC' |PG |Sympathy From The Devlins / The Nanny Cam |

| | | |Jim, an overly superstitious sports fan, believes that his former wacky |

| |[pic]**DOUBLE EPISODE** | |neighbours bring luck to the Bulls when they watch the game with him. |

| | | |Starring JIM BELUSHI and COURTNEY THORNE-SMITH. |

| | | | |

|6:30PM |My Wife And Kids (R) 'CC' |PG |Crouching Mother, Hidden Father |

| |[pic] | |Kady's kindergarten teacher questions Janet's over-zealousness and |

| | | |competitive nature. Guest starring Serena Williams. Also starring DAMON |

| | | |WAYANS and TISHA CAMPBELL-MARTI. |

Friday, May 20, 2011

| | | | |

|7:00PM |That '70s Show (R) 'CC' |PG |Moon Over Point Place |

| | | |Eric is upset when a photo of Donna mooning appears in the school yearbook, |

| | | |and Fez is upset when there is no photo of him in the yearbook at all. |

| | | |Starring ASHTON KUTCHER and MILA KUNIS. |

| | | | |

|7:30PM |Gene Simmons Family Jewels |PG |Who Dunnit? / Rootin' Tootin' Gene |

| |[pic]**DOUBLE EPISODE** | |In the hopes of promoting family togetherness, Shannon guilts the family into|

| | | |participating in a 70's themed murder-mystery party. Who Dunnit?Gene travels |

| | | |to Nashville as a favour to KISS' manager and takes a promising but bickering|

| | | |country band under his wing. Starring GENE SIMMONS, SHANNON TWEED and SOPHIE |

| | | |SIMMONS. |

| | | | |

|8:30PM |Program T.B.A. | |Details To Be Advised |

| | | | |

| | | | |

|10:30PM |7mate's Fright Night Friday (2006) |AV |Furnace |

| | |(V,H) |Detective Michael Turner investigates mysterious deaths that occur in and |

| |[pic]** PREMIERE ** | |around a maximum-security prison. What begins as just another suicide and |

| | | |murder case unfolds into a furious struggle to uncover the unexplainable |

| | | |while escaping death at the hands of a vengeful spirit unleashed within the |

| | | |prison walls. Starring MICHAEL PARé, JA RULE, JENNY MCSHANE, DANNY TREJO, TOM|

| | | |SIZEMORE, KELLY STABLES, PAUL WALL and COWBOY TROY. |

| | | | |

|12:30AM |Cops, Cars and Superstars |M |Two hundred premier super cars embark on the world's most glamorous road |

| |[pic] |(L) |rally. |

| | | | |

|1:00AM |The Sopranos (R) 'CC' |MA |Johnny Cakes |

| |[pic] |(L,S,D) |Vito considers starting a new life in New Hampshire, while Anthony continues |

| | | |his pursuit of revenge against Junior. Starring JAMES GANDOLFINI, EDIE FALCO |

| | | |and MICHAEL IMPERIOLI. |

| | | | |

|2:00AM |Quincy M.E. (R) |PG |House Of No Return |

| | | |Quincy goes to a hospital for mental patients and discovers that the guards |

| | | |are involved in selling drugs, liquor and pornography. Starring JACK KLUGMAN,|

| | | |ROBERT ITO and ALEX HENTELOFF. |

| | | | |

|3:00AM |Xena - Warrior Princess (R) |PG |The Way |

| | |(V,H) |Xena invokes the help of the god Krishna to rescue Gabrielle and Eli from the|

| | | |King of Demons. Starring LUCY LAWLESS. |

| | | | |

|4:00AM |Hercules (R) |PG |Porkules |

| | | |Hercules is turned into a pig, captured by a butcher and thrown into a meat |

| | | |wagon. Faced with the chop, his only hope is Autolycus. Starring KEVIN SORBO,|

| | | |MICHAEL HURST and KEVIN SMITH. |

| | | | |

|5:00AM |McHale's Navy (R) |PG |Late Captain Binghamton |

| | | |The Crew change Binghamton's X-rays to make it appear that he is dying, but |

| | | |the plan backfires. Starring ERNEST BORGNINE. |

| | | | |

|5:30AM |Home Shopping |G |Home Shopping |

Saturday, May 21, 2011

| | | | |

|6:00AM |2011 AFL Premiership Season (R) 'CC' | |Rnd 9: Carlton vs Geelong |

| | | |Geelong ran out 42 point winners the last time these teams met, which was |

| |[pic]**ENCORE** | |also at Etihad Stadium. Geelong coach Chris Scott has rejuvenated the ageing |

| | | |Cats, while Brett Ratten also has his team challenging for a finals spot. |

| | | | |

|8:30AM |McHale's Navy (R) |PG |The Great Eclipse |

| | | |A native Chief refuses to sign a treaty with Binghamton and McHale until the |

| | | |recently-deceased witch doctor has been replaced. |

| | | | |

|9:00AM |NBC Today (R) 'CC' | |International news and weather including interviews with newsmakers in the |

| |[pic] | |world of politics, business, media, entertainment and sport. |

| | | | |

|11:00AM |Quincy M.E. (R) |PG |Depth Of Beauty |

| | | |A woman commits suicide after her plastic surgery goes wrong, and Quincy |

| | | |feels a responsibility to ensure it doesn't happen again. |

| | | | |

|12:00PM |Zoom TV |G |Zoom TV explores everything that drives, flies and floats; focusing on their |

| |[pic] | |functions, versatility and of course, reliability. |

| | | | |

|12:30PM |Fifth Gear (R) |PG |Topics include the best of new car reviews, second-hand bargains and industry|

| |[pic] | |news. |

| | | | |

|1:00PM |Monster Garage (R) |PG |Chariot Car |

| | | |In this oddly Roman themed build, Jesse and his crew sectioned and chopped a |

| | | |stock 54 Chevy. Starring JESSE JAMES. |

| | | | |

|2:00PM |Fifth Gear (R) |G |Topics include the best of new car reviews, second-hand bargains and industry|

| |[pic] | |news. |

| | | | |

|2:30PM |Fifth Gear (R) |G |An exciting and informative motoring magazine programme. |

| |[pic] | | |

| | | | |

|3:00PM |American Hot Rod |PG |'63 Chevy Sting Ray Corvette 2 |

| | | |Faced with the unfamiliar demands of building a racecar and unforeseen |

| | | |complications, the team falls behind on the Corvette. |

| | | | |

|4:00PM |Monster Garage (R) |PG |Rock em, Sock em - Part 1 |

| | | |Monster Garage will expand into two garages complete with equal amounts of |

| | | |tools and shop machines. Two teams aim to turn a Toyota Scion into a Robot. |

| | | | |

|5:00PM |The Drew Carey Show (R) 'CC' |PG |Bananas Part I |

| | | |Mimi's plan to steal away a big promotion from Drew lands him in a psych |

| | | |ward. But after Lewis and Oswald botch his escape attempt, it starts to look |

| | | |like poor Drew may really be crazy. Starring DREW CAREY, DIEDRICH BADER and |

| | | |KATHY KINNEY. |

| | | | |

|5:30PM |According To Jim (R) 'CC' |PG |The Jealous Husband / A Crying Shame |

| | | |To make Cheryl feel desirable, Jim fakes a jealous rage in a restaurant and |

| | | |tries to teach Dana's date to do the same, but the lesson backfires when Dana|

| |[pic]**DOUBLE EPISODE** | |fears her new beau is paranoid and possessive. Starring JIM BELUSHI. |

| | | | |

|6:30PM |Megastructures: Built From Disaster |PG |Trains |

| | | |High-speed trains are a vital part of the way we travel today but when trains|

| |[pic] | |crash the consequences can be catastrophic and deadly. We will look at how |

| | | |engineers ensure that these modern titans do not fall prey to the disasters |

| | | |of the past, and how three such catastrophic events had a direct input in to |

| | | |the trains we see today. We will look at what precautions have been put in |

| | | |place to avoid history repeating its self with the same deadly consequences. |

Saturday, May 21, 2011

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|7:30PM |Air Crash Investigations (R) 'CC' |PG |Mixed Signal |

| | | |February 6, 1996 - moments after take-off, the pilots of Birgenair Flight 301|

| |[pic] | |are bombarded by confusing alarms. Completely bewildered, the pilots of the |

| | | |Boeing 757 struggle to regain control but within minutes the plane slams into|

| | | |the ocean below killing everyone. What caused this tragic accident? |

| | | |Investigators are shocked by their findings. |

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|8:30PM |Air Crash Investigations (R) 'CC' |M |Fight For Your Life |

| | | |On April 7, 1994 the crew of the Federal Express DC-10 freighter faced a |

| |[pic] | |horrifying and violent mid-air attack from an off duty Fed-Ex employee who |

| | | |had planned to kill them and crash the plane. In their struggle to control |

| | | |both the plane and the attacker, the pilots perform incredible feats, in |

| | | |order to save their lives. |

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|9:30PM |Unsolved Mysteries (R) |M |Who killed Sammy Wheeler? Who killed Sherry Hart? What horrific secret does |

| | | |one jilted ex-boyfriend hold? Find out these answers and more, and discover |

| | | |whether ghosts are real when we visit Gettysburg. |

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|10:30PM |Mega Disasters |PG |Atlantis Apocalypse |

| |[pic] | |Over 3500 years ago, the Greek island of Santorini experienced one of the |

| | | |worst volcanic disasters in human history. Thera was obliterated and the |

| | | |coast of Crete was wiped out by the resulting tsunami along with the |

| | | |destruction of an exceptional civilization that could have changed the course|

| | | |of history. Could the next mega disaster be heating up beneath the Aegean |

| | | |Sea? |

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|11:30PM |The Universe |PG |Edge of Space |

| |[pic] | |Low Earth Orbit, 120 miles above sea level, is where most space exploration |

| | | |has occurred. For $20 million anyone can can take a holiday on the |

| | | |International Space Station. But dangers lurk for any individual willing to |

| | | |travel here - radiation, cosmic rays and space debris threaten any |

| | | |spacecraft. It's the new and final frontier and the possibilities are endless|

| | | |if you are willing to go to the edge of space exploration. |

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|12:30AM |Stag |M |Lance Feels The Love |

| | | |Does the Blonde Bombshell Brigade have enough ammunition to destroy this |

| | | |relationship? |

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|1:00AM |The Event 'CC' |M |Strain |

| |[pic] | |The White House is rocked by the sudden illness of one of their own, leaving |

| | | |Chief of Staff Peel and Sterling to investigate possible conspirators. |

| | | |Starring JASON RITTER and BLAIR UNDERWOOD. |

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|2:00AM |The Sopranos (R) 'CC' |MA |The Ride / Moe N' Joe |

| | |(D,V, L) |Christopher has a surprise for everyone. Tony finds comfort in sticking with|

| |[pic]**DOUBLE EPISODE** | |his traditions. An Italian street fair places Paulie in an awkward position. |

| | | |Starring JAMES GANDOLFINI. |

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|4:00AM |American Hot Rod |PG |'63 Chevy Sting Ray Corvette 2 |

| | | |Faced with the unfamiliar demands of building a racecar and unforeseen |

| | | |complications, the team falls behind on the Corvette. |

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|5:00AM |Quincy M.E. (R) |PG |Depth Of Beauty |

| | | |A woman commits suicide after her plastic surgery goes wrong, and Quincy |

| | | |feels a responsibility to ensure it doesn't happen again. |

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