Clara's M.A. Dissertation - working draft

Laura (my dealer) is perhaps the worst—she showed up to go to the 10K wearing a “Waldorf” t-shirt, and the back of mine said “Statler”. Both shirts had iron-on photos of Statler & Waldorf, the old man Muppets who sit in the balcony cracking corny jokes and repeating everything the performers say. ................
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