The Sirens of Titan

There was also the empty suit of armor of an armadillo, a stuffed dodo, and the long spiral tusk of a narwhal, playfully labeled by Skip, Unicorn Horn. ... intending thereby to get a leather-lunged voice in whatever was done with The Whale. For another thing, Malachi Constant had taken to writing Beatrice Rumford offensive letters, in order to ... ................
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