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THE COCONINO SUN

FRIDAY, JULY 17, 1925

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fond of it. One day he ordered some

FLAGSTAFF TO GET BIG and after looking it over called the

"Hello Daddy' don 't waiter back. "I say, waiter," he said.

CHEERFUL CHIRPS BOOST BY PATHE CO. "Iordered Washington pie. Shouldn't

myWrigjfeys" the icing be white?"

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except in those rare intervals when a real idea comes

along and is grabbed off.

"Only on George Washington pie,"

was the answer. "This is Booker T. Washington pie."

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considerable of a joke. But if Doc

. Recently two little Mexican boys who'd a thought a million years ago made it up--ugh, gr-r-r-r!

and a little darkey boy were found or whenever it was that a man's ears

**"**"+ near the river deFlag extremely sick

and foaming at the mouth. Inquiry on

the part of J. D. Jackson, truant of-

ficer, developed quite a story.

were first stuck on the side of his

head that the time would come when

he'd need them right there to hook his spectacles over.

John Chisholm says when he first

came from Scotland to this country and visited a big zoo a huge animal was pointed out to him by a friend

The little darkey had an old ham-

J-rL merless .22 rifle that the Mexican

who explained it was an American

Defining the old phrase, "the quick moose.

boys long had coveted. He found a or the dead:" The quick are those "An American moose, is it?" said

quart bottle of hooch under one of the who didn't get hit by an automobile. John. "Well, if it is then I don' want

river deFlag bridges. With it as a

to meet an American rat."

side temptation, and partly, it is as-

C. H. Cooper says the meanest man

sumed, with its gurgling connivance, he made his old gun look so attractive to the other boys that they traded him out of both it and the booze,

giving him six frying chickens in ex-

change.

he ever knew when his near-sighted wife was in the hospital sent her some artificial flowers and every day

pretended to throw them out to get

fresh ones and then gave her back the same ones.

Dave Joy says of a well-known man that they oughtn't call his habit of telling lies a failing because it's the only thing he's ever been successful at.

The little darkey's bargain suited

him to perfection, until the bottom

was knocked out of it by the discovery shortly afterward that the six frying chickens had been stolen from the colored minister.

Carter Joy says it does beat all how

wise and fbr-seeing the design of a

human being is, as, for instance,

Earl Hyde says he's glad he don't like spinach, because if he liked it he'd eat it an' he don't want to eat

it 'cause he hates the darn stuff.

A kind of cake that is a favorite in

the east is called Washington pie. Doc Mart Fronske, attending the Rotary

convention in Cleveland, got pretty

One of the training school teachers,

talking about flowers, remarked that

the names of several were prefaced

by the word "dog," and mentioned dog violet, then asked if any of the pupils could think of another, and one little boy held up his hand and when

teacher asked him to name it, said,

"collie-flower."

WORD PUZZLE 31 CROSS NO. HOW TO SOLVE A CROSS-WORD PUZZLE

Wkea (k* correct letters are placed In the white apace tMa pnsale Will apell word* both ?ertfrally and horizontally. The llrat letter la each

word la Indicated hy a number, which refera to the deltnitlon listed

feelow the puasle. Thue No. I under the column headed "horlaontal"

deflaee a word which will All the white spacca ap te the Arat black

to the right. and a number under 44 vertlont M defines a word which

will fill the white senares to the next block one below. No letters go la

black spaces. All words used arc dictionary words, except proper

mihn. Abbreviations, slnnig. Initials, technical are Indicated la the definition*.

terms and obsolete

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A fellow edged into County Clerk Tom L. Rees' office the other day. "I-ah-er-um," he said.

"Miss Ayres, please hand me a

marriage license blank," Tom called

?to his assistant.

Widows in New Guinea cover themselves with pipe clay and mourn their

husbands for a year. In these more civilized parts they cover themselves with powder and go hunting another.

Justice of the Peace Tom Pulliam

questioning a man complaining about another man striking him asked him what he did after the other man

struck the first blow. "Then he struck the third one," was

the answer.

"You mean the second one, don't

you?" Tom'asked. "No," said the man. "I struck the

second one."

DeWitt Knox says the stingiest man he ever knew on Christmas eve

Slip a. packageln yernr pocket when

home lo-

Give the

this wholesome. lon* lasting sweet -for pleasure ?nd benefit.

Vse It yourself after

smoking or when

work drags. It's a .

great little freshener f

Wtj'rW?

"Do you pull out many cars here?"

Frank asked. "About a dozen a day on the aver-

age," the boy replied. "Do you work nights, too?" Frank

asked. "Oh, yes," the boy said. "Nights I

haul water to keep the hole full."

A tourist lady in Bucko Sisk's car

turned to the other tourist lady beside

her and said: "This is salubrious." "It is exhilarating," replied the

other,

I "No, it ain't either one of t-t-them," saidj?ucko. "It's B-b-b-b-bel!emont."

T. A. Itiordan in Switzerland was taken to an old cemetery by a guide who claimed there were buried there a great many celebrities. He named a few--Napoleon, Guv Fawkes, William the Conqueror, Joan of Arc and Sam Weller. Noting that Mr. Rior-

dan was smiling he asked: "Does that guide book you have in

your hand tell who is lying here?" \"No," Mr. Riordan replied, "but I can guess."

Millions of movie patrons in thousands of movie theaters throughout the United States wall soon witness the recent "Days of '49" celebration staged at Flagstaff, according to an-

nouncement made by Elton E. Kun-

selman of Phoenix, who returned from Flagstaff yesterday where he

was engaged by the Pathe Film service to make special pictures of the

celebration. Mr. Kunselman reported that he

sent 2000 feet of very good film to the New York offices of the Pathe

company which will be shown in con-

'nection with the Pathe news reel is-

sued twice weekly. It is expected that the Flagstaff event will be released for showing throughout the country (within the next two weeks and probably will be shown in Phoenix about

that time. The crowds that attended

the celebration at Flagstaff, according to Mr. Kunselman, were the

largest ever assembled in that city

for any previous occasion.

DOG IMPRISONED IN WINDOW 5 DAYS DIES

Several days ago, moaning noises

were heard coming from the front

of a new store under construction on Main street for a Yuma business firm. , Later, an obnoxious odor began to

come from the spot, the noises con-

tinuing. The odor and noise were traced to

the marble-based show - window. Artisans were summoned and the

marble base removed.

Out crawled a dog, gaunt, wild-

eyed and nearly dead. The source of the smell was then

sought, and investigation into the bowels of the window brought forth another dog, dead for many days.

The dogs had crawled under the window to sleep, marble workers came along, and cased up the bottom, and

they were imprisoned five days.

o Raymund Koch, celebrated New York baritone soloist, will be at State Teachers college on Wednesday night,

August 12. One night only. A wonder-

ful treat for all lovers of good music.

Under direction of Aeolian Hall, New York.

FOR RENT--FURNISHED ROOMS,

modem conveniences, good location,

furnace heated; phone 340-W, or

call 116 E. Cherry.

8-29-ts.

FOR SALE--HOUSES, ONE 3-ROOM

and bath, one 4-room and bath. 617

N. Beaver. Phone 343.

4-17-ts

WANTED--USED FURNITURE AS

part payment on new at Flagstaff

Furniture Store.

5-15-ts

FOR SALE--LOTS CLOSE IN, northwest side of town. Inquire 218

N. Leroux. Mrs. Ollie P. Falder.

6-5-ts

FOR HIRE--SADDLE HORSES FOR

hire, by day or hour. Regular trips to top of peaks, every Saturday. Make reservations on Friday. Guides furnished. Jinks and Ashton, props., Babbitts' barn, phone 261.

6-12-lt pd-ts

FOR SALE--TWO FRESH JERSEY

cows. Mrs. Anna Bean, Sullivan

ranch.

6-26-ts

FOR RENT--4-ROOM HOUSE FURnished for housekeeping two miles east Flagstaff, Greenlaw Camp.

Phone 384-R4. Mrs. Greenlaw.

6-26-ts

FOR RENT--FURNISHED ROOM.

024 W. Birch Ave.

7-3-3tpd

WOMAN WITH 2 BOYS, 16 AND 8, would like house work in the country. Inquire at Sun office. 7-17-ltpd

FURNISHED ROOMS FOR RENT--

Inquire at Power Hat shop or 503

North Leroux.

7-17-11

WANTED--IOO EXPERT RIDERS to work in moving pictures. 3, 4 or more days, starting July 22. Salary $5 per day. Register with Jack Crouchley at Commercial hotel,

Flagstaff, July 21. Famous Players-

Lasky Corporation.

The general nature of the business proposed to be transacted is: to en-

FOR RENT--FURNISHED COTtages, fitted for housekeeping; city water; use of telephone and laun-

dry. Two miles east of Flagstaff. Phone 384R4. Mrs. Greenlaw.

4-17-ts

WANTED--GOOD, CLEAN COTTON

rags at The Sun office.

4-24-ts

FOR SALE--I6O ACRE RANCH; 80

acres under cultivation, 7 acres head

lettuce. Will sell land and equip-

ment. Reasonable terms to respon-

sible party. R. W. Watson, Parks,

Arizona.

5-29-ts

GARAGE FOR RENT--SS PER

month, close in. Call rear of 304

East Birch street.

6-5-ts

FOR RENT--GARAGE, $5.00 PER

month. 218 N. Leroux.

6-5-ts

WILL BUY BABY MOUNTAIN

lions, bobcats, foxes and antelopes.

Address Indian Miller, Canyon

Lodge, Arizona.

7-10-4tpd

FOR SALE--IN EXCELLENT CONdition, Chevrolet coupe. Phone 160.

7-10-ts

FOR SALE--GREBE 5-TUBE DEMonstrator radio receiver; latest type,

used very little; complete with tubes and loud speaker but no batteries, S3O, regular price S2OO. Also nearly

new, large size, 96-volt Willard

storage "B" $35, regular price S4B.

Mrs. F. A. Miller, 402 W. Birch.

7-17-ts

FOR SALE--FARM IMPLEMENTS --Tractor, potato digger, sorter, tandem disc, single disc, mowing machine, etc. 704 R. R. Ave. ltpd

FOR SALE--OVERLAND TOURing car, fine condition, cheap. See

John Winchell, flagstaff Garage. ltpd

ural persons might or could do, and in any part of the world, having and

shot off a revolver outside near the In its auto page, describing a well-

house, then came in and told the chil- known automobile, the Phoenix Ga-

dren Santa Claus had just committed zette says it has a remarkable

suicide.

SL.P.SPPZLL&SPXSLPSMIv.

Technically speaking, that must be

Jedge Miller says as how the use- something one of the tires has picked

fulest kin' of food dar am am de up.

chicken, case yo' all kin eat 'em befo'

STATE OF ARIZONA

gage in the general business of a pub-

Office of the

lic service corporation; to manufac-

ARIZONA CORPORATION COM- ture, create, supply, furnish, sell, dis-

MISSION

tribute and otherwise dispose of elec-

United States of America, State of tricity for light, power, heating, and

Arizona, ss:

any and all purposes for which elec-

The Arizona Corporation Commis- tricity can in any way or manner be

sion, by its Secretary, does hereby used; to build, construct, maintain and

exercising in such respects, all of the powers conferred upon corporations

of this class by the laws of the State

of Arizona. ARTICLE 111

The authorized capital stock of the

corporation shall be One Hundred Thousand Dollars ($100,000.00), di-

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