The Sirens of Titan

— SNARE DRUM ON MARS. ... If there had been a lesson in the execution for Unk's squadmates, they were finding the lesson as digestible as Pablum. ... He chuckled and cooed. "Two nights ago us real commanders got ourselves in a argument about which general could run the fastest. Next thing you know, we got all twenty-three generals out of bed ... ................
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