With acknowledgement to Daniel Defoe’s “Journal of the ...

Why do people wearing pristine white trainers and (beautifully ripped) designer jeans feel they have to detour from the made up and only slightly muddy path into several inches of mud to avoid me and Dot the Dog? I would quite happily make the detour, being dressed in ancient (unripped) jeans and muddy wellingtons (although these are at least made by Barbour). Monday 23/3/20. Lettuces survived ... ................
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