Some days, it’s not worth chewing through the restraints



Some days, it’s not worth chewing through the restraints

Books – the original laptop

Age & treachery will triumph over youth & skill

Am I getting older or is the supermarket playing great music?

So much to do & so many things to distract me.

If you don’t talk to your cat about catnip – who will?

Manure Occureth

My common sense took the day off

Don’t take life so seriously – It isn’t permanent.

I don’t skinny dip – I chunky dunk.

What if the hokey pokey is really what it is all about?

Life is like a coin, you can spend it any way you wish, but you only spend it once. Lillian Dickinson

We must make our lives as we sew, stitch by stitch.

— Marceline Desbordes-Valmore

Small deeds done are better than great deeds planned.

— Peter Marshall

Age is an issue of mind over matter. If you don't mind, it doesn't matter.

— Mark Twain

A day without sunshine is like, night.

I feel like I’m diagonally parked in a parallel universe.

I wonder how much deeper the ocean would be without sponges.

Support bacteria - they’re the only culture some people have.

Despite the cost of living, have you noticed how popular it remains?

A conclusion is the place where you got tired of thinking.

The hardness of butter is directly proportional to the softness of the bread.

The severity of the itch is inversely proportional to the ability to reach it.

Monday is an awful way to spend 1/7th of your life.

The problem with the gene pool is that there is no lifeguard.

The sooner you fall behind the more time you’ll have to catch up.

Pleasure is the flower that passes; remembrance, the lasting perfume. [pic]

— Jean de Boufflers

There is nothing like staying at home for real comfort. [pic]

— Jane Austen

I feel like I’m diagonally parked in a parallel universe.

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