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WHO INVITED THIS LOT?AliensLook out, look out, there's aliens about!There's aliens about this houseLook out, look out, there's aliens about!There's aliens about this houseI woke up in the mornin’ from a very deep sleepI had a little stretch then I jumped up on my feetI picked up my guitar and I started to rock outThe next thing that I heard was the neighbours shouting outThey started saying…Look out, look out, there's aliens about!There's aliens about this houseLook out, look out, there's aliens about!There's aliens about this house My brother pulled the curtains back and down on our drive There were smoky bright lights - a space ship had arrivedI decided to investigate, then I heard a bangBut before I made it down the stairs the doorbell rang! Look out, look out, there's aliens about!There's aliens about this houseLook out, look out, there's aliens about!There's aliens about this houseI opened up the door and there to my surpriseWere forty seven aliens with forty seven eyes!With singing belly buttons and frizzy ginger 'frosNot a single one of them were wearing any clothes!Before I even blinked they came rushing through the doorThey wandered round the house and they started to exploreOne ran in my bedroom and picked up my guitarAnd started playing chords like an alien rock starThen they all started singing to us…Look out, look out, there's aliens about!There's aliens about this houseLook out, look out, there's aliens about!There's aliens about this houseThe next thing that I knew the others came in tooOne fella started playing rhythms on my shoeAnother one was dancing with my brother round the roomAnd then their belly buttons started humming to the tuneOne friendly alien sang harmonies to meI said “Nice to meet you, I'm Andy - this is Lee”She said “how do you do? My alien name is Janet”I said “I like your singing, what brings you to our planet Janet?”Then they sang all sang together… “We were passing through your solar systemWe've never ever been to Earth beforeWe were on our way to planet FlupWhen we heard some sounds that made our hairs stand upWe thought we'd stop for a sing alongWe love to sing your alien song”So we all sang togetherLook out, look out, there's aliens about!There's aliens about this houseLook out, look out, there's aliens about!There's aliens about this houseLook out, look out, there's aliens about!There's aliens about this houseLook out, look out, there's aliens about!There's aliens about this houseUniqueIf you find yourself all alone And you just wanna go home And get in to bed with your favourite Ted Then listen to these words insteadIf you feel like a freak and a geek and you're weakAnd life looks bleak ‘cos you're meek and oblique (so to speak)Then stop your worrying because you are unique (just like me)And say I'm me, me, me and you are you, you, youSo why don't we, we, we, be happy togetherI was walking down the road and I met a rabbit wearing a capeHe was an unusual kind of shape I thought he was cool but he told me that no one liked him at school - weird!He said that he was the only cape-wearing-quite-short-for-his-age rabbit in the whole schoolSo I said “well that makes you the top-dog-cape-wearing-quite-short-for-your-age rabbit in the whole school - yay!”A bit further down the road I came across a lonely toadHe had a purple tail and yellow feetHe lived in a house just up the streetHe was lost and all alone, I said “I'll help you find your way back home”He said “I feel like a soggy slipper” and I said “ahhh, try singing with me…”If you feel like a freak and a geek and you're weakAnd life looks bleak ‘cos you're meek and oblique (so to speak)Then stop your worrying because you are unique (just like me)And say I'm me, me, me and you are you, you, youSo why don't we, we, we, be happy togetherWe can be happy, or we can be sadFeel all the good things in life and don't let the bad things drive you mad You are totally free, to be who you want to be Hold your head up high, look up to the sky and sing along with me…If you feel like a freak and a geek and you're weakAnd life looks bleak ‘cos you're meek and oblique (so to speak)Then stop your worrying because you are unique (just like me)And say I'm me, me, me and you are you, you, youSo why don't we, we, we, be happy togetherI met a guy who was shy and looked like he was about to cryI said “why?”He said “no one wants to hang with me, I’ve got some weird traits that's why I've got no mates”I said “well that's a shame, but not everyone is the same, don't give yourself the blame, everybody finds a place where they fit, don't worry about it”Then I came across this giant newtI said “hey you look cute in your three piece suit”He said “Stop making fun of me” And I said “I'm paying you compliment dude, cant you see?”“Oh, sorry” he said, “most people laugh at me ‘cos I've got no hair on my head”And I said “no way! your slick style is really cool and always remember this rule…”If you feel like a freak and a geek and you're weakAnd life looks bleak ‘cos you're meek and oblique (so to speak)Then stop your worrying because you are unique (just like me)And say I'm me, me, me and you are you, you, youSo why don't we, we, we, be happy together… Groovy HooverAre you ashamed of your old, dusty, stinky, noisy, poor excuse for a Hoover?Then why not keep up with literally everyone else and try our latest model? The Mega Turbo Dirt Remover Hoover!Everyone’s going mad for it…Don’t worry Groovy HooverI’ll never leave you for a new modelYou’ve always been there for meYou’re my best friendGroovy Hoover when you clean my rugI wanna give you a great big hugGroovy Hoover you clean up so well You make the whole house heavy with you're dusty smellGroovy Hoover sweep across my room you know You're ten times better than a plastic broomGroovy Hoover you fill me with gladness I so love the fact that you are totally bag-lessGroovy Hoover cleaning round my table It gives me goose bumps coiling up your cableGroovy Hoover picking up those hairsI’d never put you in the cupboard under the stairsI feel so happy when your motor humsIt’s like you’re singing when you're picking up crumbsYou're a dusty diva but you’re so undemandingI love your little wobble when you're working on the landingDo the Hoover, the Groovy Hoover slideDo the Hoover and you'll feel great inside Do the Hoover the Groovy Hoover leanDo the Hoover and you can dance your whole house cleanGroovy Hoover with your funky tools You're so free Groovy Hoover you ain't got no rulesGroovy Hoover keep your motor runningYou're vacuuming power is absolutely stunning!Groovy Hoover you’re a lean machineAnd the funkiest appliance that I've ever seenGroovy Hoover yeah you make me smileGroovy Hoover come on won't you hoover for a while?Groovy Hoover when I look at your hosesI wanna go and buy you rosesYou give me dancing feetI can't stop moving to you're vacuum beatYour wind in my hair is invigoratingYour upholstery tool is great for exfoliatingWhen you're cleaning up you do nothing but pleaseYou make it look so easy when you're sucking up those peasDo the Hoover, the Groovy Hoover slideDo the Hoover and you'll feel great inside Do the Hoover the Groovy Hoover leanDo the Hoover and you can dance your whole house clean Do the Hoover, the Groovy Hoover slideDo the Hoover and you'll feel great inside Do the Hoover the Groovy Hoover leanDo the Hoover and you can dance your whole house cleanBattle Robot RapperLadies and gentlemen, boys and girls, Welcome to this year’s exciting final of The Battle of the Robot RappersBetween…Top Metal Rhymer and Bang Bang Boogie ButtonLet the rap battle begin!I’m Top Metal Rhymer, I was made in ChinaMy cool metal look is down to my designerI got my name cos I know how to rapAn’ I can rap a thousand words in two seconds flatMy lyrics are a speed trap, deal with that The only way to stop me is to turn off my word tapTwist it round, you’ll see lasers in the air That will make you dance like you just don’t careStamp your feet and move to the beatEverybody clap to the Robot RapStamp your feet and move to the beatEverybody clap to the Robot Rap Top Metal Rhymer, you’re the bestWith your laser eyes and your metal chestWowzers! What a start from our old favouriteNow let’s see what our newest model has for us…I’m Bang Bang Boogie Button, yeah that’s meI’m a brand new machine and I’m eco-friendlyI was made on the moon from recycled bitsAnd I got my name cos I can rap like this… You wear glasses, your laser eyes are a danger Everyone knows you but I’m no strangerYou think you sound fresh and look good tooBut all the others call you Rusty Robo Poo!I’ll give you a cloth so you can clean off your dustYou must be getting old, look you’re covered in rustIf you think you’re the best then your brain’s made of foilTop Metal Rhymer needs to change his oil!Stamp your feet and move to the beatEverybody clap to the Robot RapStamp your feet and move to the beatEverybody clap to the Robot RapBang Bang Boogie Button, he’s a new machine Straight out of the robo oven, sparkly and cleanI may be old, but I can fly to the starsI was the first robot to land on MarsYou may be young and think you’re quicker than a viperBut your bottom gets wiped by a windscreen wiperBing Bang Buggy Bum? You might be hipBut you’re made from things that you'd find in a tipStep aside let me show you who’s kingJust get a load of my beat-boxing…Wowzers again! That was a good one, a beat box sensation. How will Bang Bang Boogie Button come back from that?You’re pretty good, even for an old-timerI'd like to shake the hand of your designerYour rapping’s cool and your beat-box is pumpingBut press my button I’ll get this place jumping! Everybody on the left say BANG BANG! BANG BANG! BANG BANG! Everybody on the right say BOOGIE! BOOGIE! BOOGIE!Everybody on the left say BANG BANG! BANG BANG! BANG BANG! Everybody on the right say BOOGIE! BOOGIE! BOOGIE!Stamp your feet and move to the beatEverybody clap to the Robot RapStamp your feet and move to the beatEverybody clap to the Robot RapStamp your feet and move to the beatEverybody clap to the Robot RapStamp your feet and move to the beatEverybody clap to the Robot Rap… Odd SockI'm all alone on my own, it's shocking Thrown in a pile with the pants and stockingsOne of a twin we've been pulled apartI've lost my brother and it’s tugging at my heartHow can I ever go on like thisWhen there's a sock out there I miss?We used to be a matching pairNow my oddness fills me with despairI'm a lonely (odd sock, odd sock)I'm on my own, me (odd sock, odd sock)I’ve got to find him (odd sock, odd sock)Cos I'm just like him (odd sock, odd sock…)It’s all happened on washing dayWe fell apart and they took him awayBefore I knew it I was in the machineBut my poor twin brother he was no where to be seenIs my other sock alive and kicking?I'm getting worried ‘cos the clock is ticking I might get put into a puppet showBe a golf club warmer for a golfing pro!I'm a lonely (odd sock, odd sock)I'm on my own, me (odd sock, odd sock)If I can’t find him (odd sock, odd sock)I’ll be just like them (odd sock, odd sock…)The odd sock basket was the thing I fearedBut as soon as I arrived all the odd socks cheeredThey said “welcome friend, no more solitaire,You don't need to match to be one of a pair”It’s cool to be different and your oddness rocksNot everybody wants to wear a matching pair of socksIf you're a woolly or a sporty or nylon, great If you're holey or smelly we can find you a mateIf you're bored of being two then be happy as one Take a deep breath, relax and have some fun! ‘Cos I'm a happy (odd sock, odd sock)With my homey, (odd sock, odd sock)We're not lonely (odd sock, odd sock)We can be whoever we want to be (odd sock, odd sock…)Dinosaur Football Legend Mega MatchHello and welcome to the pre-Millennium stadium for the Dinosaurs vs Football Legend Mega Match. It's 3pm, it's Saturday afternoon, it's 65 million years ago, and yes… it's raining.”That's right Bob, not ideal conditions today but at least it should dampen down the volcanoes!But hopefully not the atmosphere which as you can hear is electric.Our commentator today is Ron Motson… La, la la la la la la la, it’s The Dinosaur Football Legend Mega MatchLa, la la la la la la la, it’s The Dinosaur Football Legend Mega MatchIt's a Diplodocus kick off and with a whip from his tailThe ball shoots up the pitch knocking over Gareth BaleNow Stegosaurus takes it and tries to pick a passBut Robben's dived in front of him, poor Steggy's hit the grass Velociraptor heads but he's rather nonchalantLooks like the ball's too slow to make it up to CynodontNow Zidane tackles Brachiosaurus, he can really runHe needs to watch himself - that dino's over 40 ton!La, la la la la la la la, it’s The Dinosaur Football Legend Mega MatchLa, la la la la la la la, it’s The Dinosaur Football Legend Mega MatchTyrannosaurus Rex, who's wearing number nineHas used his little arms to flick the ball down the lineNow Maradona shouting “hey ref, where's your specs?You can't let that go - that was the the hand of T Rex!” Gigantasaurus boots the ball over to the sweeper Who tries to pass it all the way back to the keeperOoh Pele's intercepted now here's a man with skillHe shoots, it's bang on target - it’s one nil!La, la la la la la la la, it’s The Dinosaur Football Legend Mega MatchLa, la la la la la la la, it’s The Dinosaur Football Legend Mega MatchThe dinos are determined to play their very bestBut are they fit? Will they quit? Brachiosaurus needs a restPterodactyl doesn't look like he can mount a new attackAre they leaving it too late to score and pull this game back?There's not much time left now for the dinos to scoreBeckham takes the ball as T Rex lays there on the floor He crosses it to Messi, sweat pouring from his brow Messi strikes the ball… they think its all over…It is now!!! La, la la la la la la la, it’s The Dinosaur Football Legend Mega MatchLa, la la la la la la la, it’s The Dinosaur Football Legend Mega MatchLa, la la la la la la la, it’s The Dinosaur Football Legend Mega MatchLa, la la la la la la la, it’s The Dinosaur Football Legend Mega MatchGhostbusters If there's something strange in your neighborhoodWho you gonna call? Ghost Busters!If there's something weird and it don't look goodWho you gonna call? Ghost Busters!I ain't afraid of no ghost I ain't afraid of no ghostIf you're seeing things running through your headWho you gonna call? Ghost Busters!An invisible man sleeping in your bedWho you gonna call? Ghost Busters!I ain't afraid of no ghost I ain't afraid of no ghosties!Who you gonna call? Ghost Busters!If you're all alone pick up the phoneAnd call Ghostbusters!I ain't afraid of no ghostiesI hear they like the boys and girls thoughI ain't afraid of no ghostiesYeah yeah yeah yeah!Who ya gonna call? Ghost Busters!If you've had a dose of a freaky ghost babyYou better call, Ghost Busters!Who you gonna call? Ghost Busters!I think you better call Ghost Busters!Busting makes me feel good!I ain't afraid of no ghostsI ain't afraid of no ghosties!Who you gonna call? Ghost Busters!Who should you call? Ghost Busters!Who you gonna call? Ghost Busters!Who should you call? Ghost Busters!Who you gonna call? Ghost Busters!Who should you call? Ghost BustersThe Wellybeat Put your Wellies on!Do the Wellybeat, do the Wellybeat, do the Wellybeat with me!Do the Wellybeat, do the Wellybeat, and let your body move freely!Do the Wellybeat, do the Wellybeat, do the Wellybeat with me!Do the Wellybeat, do the Wellybeat, and let your body move freely!Children all around the world wake up and seize the day The sun is shining down on us lets blow those clouds awayIf you’re lost and feeling sad or you don’t know where your meant to beThen come and do the welly beat, the welly beat with meDo the Wellybeat, do the Wellybeat, do the Wellybeat with me!Do the Wellybeat, do the Wellybeat, and let your body move freely!Do the Wellybeat, do the Wellybeat, do the Wellybeat with me!Do the Wellybeat, do the Wellybeat, and let your body move freely!If you’re bold enough and tough enough?then jump up on your feetIt’s easy, come and dance with me let’s do the WellybeatStomp your feet, and clap and clapSlap your boots with two hands, slap, slapLove those welly boots clap, clapAll around the world we go, freestyle…Hey Hey!Stomp your feet and clap and clapSlap your boots with two hands slap, slapLove those welly boots clap, clapAll around the world we go.If you’re stuck in a rut and you’ve run out of luck and there’s no way outYour hair is a mess and you’re trying your best but you just wanna shoutThen you can be an Odd Sock Just put your wellies on and dance around with meDo the Wellybeat, do the Wellybeat, do the Wellybeat with me!Do the Wellybeat, do the Wellybeat, and let your body move freely!Do the Wellybeat, do the Wellybeat, do the Wellybeat with me!Do the Wellybeat, do the Wellybeat, and let your body move freely!Clap your hands, slap your boots, stamp your feet with meLet your wobbles and your worries be, ‘caus the Wellybeat will set you freeListen and feel the music in your feet, lets all do the Wellybeat!Listen and feel the music in your feet, everybody do the Wellybeat!Everybody do the Wellybeat! (we’re all doing the wellybeat!)Cheeky FriendsHey Buddyyes Tocks?You know, I don’t tell you this enough but you are my very best friend! Oh thanks, well without you life just wouldn’t be the sameBest friends? Yes, best friends forever!Dancing cheek to cheekSquashed up on a comfy seatStuck together and chums foreverPicking out which pants to wearWe are such a happy pairYou and me together will beHappy as oneTwo cheeks togetherHappy as one Having lots of fun foreverBum, bum, ba a ba ba bum bum Can you sing along?Bum, bum, ba a ba ba bum bumIt's the Cheeky Bum song!Our favourite time is in the bathThere's lots of bubbles when we laughSlipping and sliding but never dividingWe stick together round the clockWe're as solid as a rockYou and me together will beHappy as oneTwo cheeks togetherHappy as one Having lots of fun forever Bum, bum, ba a ba ba bum bum Can you sing along?Bum, bum, ba a ba ba bum bumIt's the Cheeky Bum song!Ha hey Tocks - this music makes me want to wobble and shakeAnd then wobble and shake some more!I tell you what, why don’t we sing it one more time…OK!Happy as oneTwo cheeks togetherHappy as one Having lots of fun forever Ninja PigHi y’all - welcome to our farmLet me introduce you to our Uncle Wild Bill Big Belly…Everybody listen up I've got a story to tellAll about a lady pig who's a real mademoiselleShe was an everyday typical mucker, yeh that’s rightUntil the sky turned black and lightening struck herIt struck her pretty hard too!She took a hundred thousand volts but it weren’t no disaster‘Cos the shock turned her into a martial arts masterWearing frilly blue Lycra and a curly black wigShe's the steathiest oinker - she’s Ninja Pig! Here she comes, that’s Ninja pig Where's she gone now, that Ninja Pig?There she goes, that Ninja PigNinja, Ninja, Ninja - it's Ninja Pig!You got any more stories Uncle?One night Ninja Pig heard a chicken cry She woke up and somersaulted right out of her styMr Fox was prowling around that chicken coop, he was up to no good!On the menu was chicken soupWhen she landed in the shadows she made no soundShe was right behind the fox before he even looked aroundShe gave a chop and a kick, I couldn’t believe my eyes!Sending cheeky Mr Fox limping back to his denHere she comes, that’s Ninja pig Where's she gone now, that Ninja Pig?There she goes, that Ninja PigNinja, Ninja, Ninja - it's Ninja Pig!Tell them about those crazy robbers Uncle… One day Ninja Pig spotted something weirdSo before she was seen, she disappeared There were two known robbers sneaking round on the farmWith a plan to steal the sheep and the goats from the barnShe twitched her snout and she rolled up her sleevesThen she charged head first right into those thievesShe flicked them in the air like it was Pancake DayAnd when they landed in the hay, they screamed and ran away!Here she comes, that’s Ninja pig Where's she gone now, that Ninja Pig?There she goes, that Ninja PigNinja, Ninja, Ninja - it's Ninja Pig!All Together (at Christmas time)All together, all together Everything’ s better when we’re all together we’re all together It’s 5am and Dad’s still snoring (Come on, wake up!) Let’s get out of bed it’s Christmas morning! (yes! Shhhhhhh!)What you got in your stocking? Moxie - I got drumsticks Blue - I got shades, Random - I got a fish Rio - And rock guitar strings! We fly down stairs for presents as the door bell rings Mike and Dave arrive with a fairy for the treeWhile I’m un-cellotaping Granny’s fifty pThere’s a flutter in my tummy as everyone arrivesWe shout Merry Christmas and the house comes alive because we’reAll together at Christmas timeAll together let the church bells chimeAll together ‘round the Christmas treeAll together feeling Christmassy!All together, all together Everything’s better when we’re all togetherHappy Christmas everybody, woohohoo!Rio - Hey Moxie, do you think it’s going to snow today?Moxie - Nah, I think it’s going to rain dear!Blu - Hey Random, your Christmas jumper’s cool!Random – Huh? I thought it was going to be warm! Great Uncle Ron who hasn’t left his house all year (oh bless him)Is singing funny songs with Dad’s mate Dan the engineerMum’s in her new dressing gown, she’s whipping up a trifleTerry tries his best to help but all he gets is an eyeful! Kate’s not feeling great she had a late night Christmas eveShe’s playing Lego Star Wars but she can’t beat Uncle SteveGrandad’s telling jokes he learned in 1963And baby Jess is bouncing on our Nan’s brand new knee! All together at Christmas timeAll together let the church bells chimeAll together round the Christmas treeAll together feeling Christmassy!All together, all together Everything’ s better when we’re all togetherEverything’ s better when we’re all togetherWe’re all togetherEverything’ s better when we’re all togetherWe’re all togetherEverything’ s better when we’re all togetherWe’re all togetherShush – I think baby Jess is about to say her first words…‘We’re all together!’ AhhhhhAll together at Christmas timeAll together let the church bells chimeAll together round the Christmas treeAll together feeling Christmassy!All together, all together Everything’s better when we’re all togetherAll together full of Christmas cheerAll together till the end of the year(we’re all together)All together, never did like sprouts (nor me)All together when the chocolates come out (hurray!)(we’re all together)All together eating warm mince piesAll together watching Morecombe and Wise (we’re all together)All together on Christmas dayAll together and we love it that wayHappy Christmas from The Odd SocksOh, and my new fish, Wayne! ................
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