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OLD GUARD

AS THE CANNON ROARS, THE PRESS WILL ROLL.

VOL. XXXX Issue 8

May 2007

You live your life only once, But if lived right, once is enough.

Calla Lily

FULL NAME: Jessica Lynn Schluter

NICKNAMES: Jess, Ica, Bear BIRTHDATE: 8/10/88 FAVORITE COLORS: purple THINGS YOU WON'T MISS:

the school board, that it only takes two minutes for the whole school to know a secret or rumor FAVORITE FOODS: cheesecake, any type of dessert HOBBIES: playing volleyball, going on walks, going on runs, playing with my puggys FAVORITE ACTRESS/ACTOR: Denzel Washington, Jenifer Aniston FAVORITE MOVIE: Remember the Titans FAVORITE MUSICIANS: Kenny Chesney FAVORITE SONG: sorry PET PEEVES: chomping, slurping, lying, the noise when someone rubs their fingers on paper WHAT I LIKE BEST ABOUT NG: I love that everyone know everyone. I also love that I've got to know so many people because it's a small school FUTURE PLANS: UWMilwaukee for an undecided medical career

FULL NAME: Ryan Acker NICKNAMES: Mr. Fantastic BIRTHDATE: 1-24-89 FAVORITE COLOR: red THINGS YOU WON'T MISS:

block scheduling, uptight administration, crazy people FAVORITE FOODS: small rodents HOBBIES: running, playing music, slapping Ian, break dancing FAVORITE ACTRESS/ ACTOR: Amanda Crary, Ian Morland FAVORITE MOVIE: Without Limits, Boondock Saints, Dumb and Dumber FAVORITE MUSICIANS: Kings of Leon, Black Crowes, Red Hot Chili Peppers, Taking Back Sunday, Thin Lizzy, Rage Against the Machine, Jackie Greene FAVORITE SONG: King of the Rodeo FAVORITE PHRASE: well, you can't measure what's between the shoulders PET PEEVES: racists, block scheduling WHAT I LIKE BEST ABOUT NG: Ian Morland ADVICE TO UNDERCLASSMEN: Don't take advice from seniors FUTURE PLANS: break the world record for the most peeps consumed in one hour, punch a goat

FULL NAME: Katerina Rose Suchor

NICKNAMES: Kates, Schmully

BIRTHDATE: 10-24-88 FAVORITE COLOR: orange,

chartreuse THINGS YOU WON'T MISS:

what will I miss? FAVORITE FOODS: penne al

arabiata, nectarines HOBBIES: doing crossword

puzzles, vandalizing bibles, ULTIMATE JUSTICE FAVORITE ACTRESS/ ACTOR: Stephen Colbert, Gene Wilder, Eddie Izzard FAVORITE MOVIE: Blazing Saddles, The Rocky Horror Picture Show, Super Troopers, The Big Lebouski FAVORITE MUSICIANS: Beck, David Bowie, The Sonics, The Fuzztones, Brian Setzer, Parliament FAVORITE SONG: Louie Louie, Pablo Picasso, Unfunky UFO, She's a Fig Neutron, The Internationale FAVORITE PHRASE: if wishes and buts were clusters of nuts, we'd all have a bowl of granola; would you like a jelly baby? PET PEEVES: self-pitying drama queens, screevsters WHAT I LIKE BEST ABOUT NG: get serious ADVICE TO UNDERCLASSMEN: duck FUTURE PLANS: prove that string theory is a pile of crap, buy a Durati and road trip to Alberta

FULL NAME: Adam James Brunker

NICKNAMES: Fatum Chunker, Brunks, Mr. Bubbles

BIRTHDATE: 6-29-89 FAVORITE COLORS: maroon THINGS YOU WON'T MISS:

school, getting tickets from librarians, waking up before 2 p.m. FAVORITE FOODS: anything but school food, baby calf HOBBIES: drive bys, getting suspended and tickets, clubbin' with my honkies FAVORITE ACTRESS/ ACTOR: Chris Farley and me FAVORITE MOVIE: Blazing Saddles FAVORITE MUSICIANS: Tay Tay the Confuser FAVORITE SONG: Ghetto Boys FAVORITE PHRASE: mamas, you must protect your babies! PET PEEVES: cops, laws, kids in 4N6 that wear suits WHAT I LIKE BEST ABOUT NG: how they have the ability to just lay people off-- you rock, administration! ADVICE TO UNDERCLASSMEN: don't spend school doing homework all the time, have fun it goes fast FUTURE PLANS: live behind Arbys in a dumpster living off curly fries or join Taylor's Revolution thing and die shortly after but otherwise stand up comedy

FULL NAME: Brittany Mae Bahn

NICKNAMES: Britt, B BIRTHDATE: 7-19-89 FAVORITE COLORS: red,

blue, green THINGS YOU WON'T MISS:

homework, detentions FAVORITE FOODS: fries, spa-

ghetti, chocolate, Caesar salad, cherries, whipped cream HOBBIES: modeling, acting, driving FAVORITE ACTRESS/ ACTOR: Will Ferrel, Rachel McAdams, Vince Vaughn FAVORITE MOVIE: Anchorman FAVORITE MUSICIANS: Fall Out Boy, Buckcherry, Mudvayne, 311 FAVORITE SONG: Walk It Out Remix FAVORITE PHRASE: I'm kind of a big deal PET PEEVES: shoes w/o socks, bad eyebrows, rudeness, people without class, Buicks, smoking, bad teeth, lying WHAT I LIKE BEST ABOUT NG: the people--I'm going to miss a lot of them when I leave! ADVICE TO UNDERCLASSMEN: do your homework & show up, have good excuses for being late and get passes from Sharon FUTURE PLANS: traveling to Tokyo & Taipei for modeling this fall and going to L.A. for modeling and acting once I get back

FULL NAME: Jacob William Lienhardt

NICKNAMES: Tank, White Chocolate, Hey you

BIRTHDATE: 10-5-88 FAVORITE COLOR: maroon THINGS YOU WON'T MISS:

school, the library FAVORITE FOODS: taquitos

y burritos HOBBIES: B-Ball Jam!, chil-

lin' FAVORITE ACTRESS/

ACTOR: Pope Tom Cruise FAVORITE MOVIE: Clerks II FAVORITE MUSICIANS:

Led Zeppelin, Pink Floyd, Tom Petty, AC/DC FAVORITE SONG: Paranoid, Communication Breakdown FAVORITE PHRASE: nah, nah, nah PET PEEVES: pet peeves WHAT I LIKE BEST ABOUT NG: not much ADVICE TO UNDERCLASSMEN: if you have to take something seriously, don't do it FUTURE PLANS: chill in Milwaukee, mostly at Brewer games

FULL NAME: Whitney Marcella Sawyer Hastings

NICKNAMES: Boots BIRTHDATE: 12-4-88 FAVORITE COLOR: black &

red THINGS YOU WON'T MISS: a

certain sophomore who I can't stand & can't wait to not see every day FAVORITE FOODS: Chinese HOBBIES: making knives, reading FAVORITE ACTRESS/ ACTOR: Helena Bonham Carter, Johnny Depp FAVORITE MOVIE: Pirates of the Caribbean, any Tim Burton film FAVORITE MUSICIANS: Mindless Self Indulgence, Suicide City, Nickelback FAVORITE SONG: Rock Star FAVORITE PHRASE: God is the name for Mother on the lips and hearts of all children PET PEEVES: lying, cheating, ugly people, people who stand in my bubble, people who hit on your boyfriend WHAT I LIKE BEST ABOUT NG: some of the people here are really great, like Julia for example ADVICE TO UNDERCLASSMEN: don't worry about your time here, it won't matter once you leave FUTURE PLANS: college in Hawaii with my boyfriend for forensic science and make lots of money

FULL NAME: Benjamin R. Brunner

NICKNAMES: Big Sexy, Honky

BIRTHDATE: 6-22 FAVORITE COLORS: rain-

bow THINGS YOU WON'T MISS:

honkies, teachers who freak out without a good reason, busy work FAVORITE FOODS: spicy foods HOBBIES: running, reading FAVORITE ACTRESS/ ACTOR: Actress-- Leonardo DiCaprio, Actors--Sean Connery/ Donald Sutherland FAVORITE MOVIE: Without Limits FAVORITE MUSICIANS: Kings of Leon, Bright Eyes, Led Zeppelin, Blink 182 FAVORITE SONG: Arizona, Not Now FAVORITE PHRASE: for something to hurt so bad and feel so good at the same time, it's inexplicable PET PEEVES: block schedule, under-funded schools, people with weird eating habits, Swiss stuff WHAT I LIKE BEST ABOUT NG: sports ADVICE TO UNDERCLASSMEN: be yourself FUTURE PLANS: UWOshkosh, run track and cross country, achieve AllAmerican status

FULL NAME: BreeSean Anne Pittman

NICKNAMES: Bree, Sean, Seannie, Bre-Bre, Erb-Erb

BIRTHDATE: 8-24-89 FAVORITE COLORS: blue,

purple, red THINGS YOU WON'T MISS:

being stuck in a "school" (more like a prison) for 8 hours a day, NG rumors, slow clap FAVORITE FOODS: chocolate covered raisins, Mountain Dew HOBBIES : cheer, hanging with friends, going to Systemlinks and trying to play Halo 2, making a fool of myself FAVORITE ACTRESS/ ACTOR: Jim Carey, Hayden Dennitiere FAVORITE MOVIE: Dirty Dancing, 10 Things I Hate About You FAVORITE MUSICIANS: Three Days Grace, Carrie Underwood, Fly Leaf, System of a Down FAVORITE SONG: Paralyzer FAVORITE PHRASE: just smile and nod; no, wait . . . that's a Jim Carey movie PET PEEVES: people lecturing about things that they have no clue what they're talking about, hypocrites WHAT I LIKE BEST ABOUT NG: knowing pretty much everyone, a small school ADVICE TO UNDERCLASSMEN: have fun & don't listen to your parents (they don't know what they're talking about) FUTURE PLANS: Lawrence University, major in Math, minor in Secondary Education

FULL NAME: Taylor X Janowiak

NICKNAMES: Tay Tay, Peaches, Honky

BIRTHDATE: 9-29-88 FAVORITE COLOR: red THINGS YOU WON'T MISS:

block scheduling, school, people that burn others FAVORITE FOODS: Italian, Thai, Mexican HOBBIES: bass, running, screwing up the system FAVORITE ACTRESS/ ACTOR: Steve McQueen FAVORITE MOVIE: City of God, James Bond, Dumb & Dumber FAVORITE MUSICIANS: me, Motorhead FAVORITE SONG: The Israelites FAVORITE PHRASE: hasta la Victoria siempre PET PEEVES: racists, irresponsible drummers WHAT I LIKE BEST ABOUT NG: the trees ADVICE TO UNDERCLASSMEN: fight the system FUTURE PLANS: revolution

FULL NAME: Elizabeth Louise Aslakson

BIRTHDATE: 5-24-89 FAVORITE COLOR: blue, pur-

ple THINGS YOU WON'T MISS:

block scheduling FAVORITE FOODS: pasta,

homemade food, fruit HOBBIES: cheer, dance, shop-

ping FAVORITE MOVIE: Dirty

Dancing, A Walk to Remember FAVORITE MUSICIANS: country singers FAVORITE SONG: I Hope You Dance FAVORITE PHRASE: smile & nod PET PEEVES: things that annoy me WHAT I LIKE BEST ABOUT NG: my friends ADVICE TO UNDERCLASSMEN: be nice FUTURE PLANS: University of Minnesota--Twin Cities, major in Elementary Education

FULL NAME: Benjamin Hobbins Towne

NICKNAMES: Ben, Benji, Towne, Towner, Honky

BIRTHDATE: 5-7-89 FAVORITE COLORS: red,

blue, black THINGS YOU WON'T MISS:

the rules in the library, high school, block scheduling, people who burn other people FAVORITE FOODS: pizza, Chinese, Bawls (drink) HOBBIES: online gaming, running, trouble shooting computer problems, building custom computers FAVORITE ACTRESS/ ACTOR: Brad Pitt FAVORITE MOVIE: Gladiator, 300, Black Hawk Down, Devil's Rejects FAVORITE MUSICIANS: JF Tiesto, Moby, Linkin Park FAVORITE SONG: Extreme Ways FAVORITE PHRASE: this is Sparta PET PEEVES: stupid annoying underclassmen, slow drivers, evil people WHAT I LIKE BEST ABOUT NG: the sky ADVICE TO UNDERCLASSMEN: fight the power FUTURE PLANS: just got hired at Berbee as an NOC Intern, going to MATC for network specialist

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