If You’re Cheering for the Girl Scouts - Songs For Scouts



The Fly Song

*Chorus: Oh, there was a little fly,

Who flew into a store.

He pooped upon the ceiling,

And he pooped upon the floor.

He pooped upon the bacon

And he pooped upon the ham,

And he pooped upon the head

Of the little grocery man!

Oh, the little grocery man,

He got himself a gun.

He swore he’d get that fly

Before the day was done.

But before he could count

From one to ten,

That fly came down and pooped upon

The grocery man again!

*Chorus |(The Fly Song, con’t)

Now the little grocery man

Had a little grocery wife.

They knew they’d get that fly

If it meant their only life.

So, they bought themselves a cannon,

And they hid inside the store,

And they blew themselves to blazes

As the fly flew out the door!

*Chorus

Oh, they found themselves in heaven

Outside the pearly gates.

St. Peter said, “No matter,

For now you’ll be repaid.”

They got their angel wings

And they flew into the sky

And they both swooped down like buzzards

And they pooped upon the fly! | |

|Do Your Ears Hang Low? |(Do Your Ears Hang Low?, con’t) |

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|Do your ears hang low? |Do your ears hang high? |

|Do they wobble to and fro? |Do they reach up to the sky? |

|Can you tie them in a knot? |Do they droop when they’re wet?? |

|Can you tie them in a bow? |Do they stiffen when they’re dry? |

|Can you throw them o’er your shoulder, |Can you semaphore your neighbor, |

|Like a continental soldier? |With a minimum of labor? |

|Do your ears hang low? |Do your ears hang high? |

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|Do your eyeballs droop? |Do your ears hang wide? |

|Do they wobble in your soup? |Can you soar and can you glide? |

|Can you tie them in a knot? |Can you hike the Grand Canyon? |

|Can you tie them in a loop? |While you’re touching both sides? |

|Can you throw them o’er your shoulder, |Do they get nice and soar, |

|Like a continental soldier? |When you’re walking through the door? |

|Do your eyeballs droop? |Do your ears hang wide? |

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|Does your nose hang down? |Do your ears hang askew? |

|Does it drag upon the ground? |Can you use one stirring stew, |

|Can you tie it in a knot? |while the other’s picking berries, |

|Can you tie it in a crown? |or making mountain dew? |

|Can you throw them o’er your shoulder, |Can you hold an elevator, |

|Like a continental soldier? |while you signal to a waiter? |

|Does your nose hang down? |Do your ears hang askew? |

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