“The 12 Interesting Amendments”*



“The 12 Interesting Amendments”*

The 1st amendment to the Constitution says:

Freedom of religion, speech and press.

The second part of the 1st amendment says:

Peaceful assembly,

and just say any crazy thing you like.

The 2nd Amendment to the Constitution says:

Right to bear arms.

Peaceful assembly (1st)

and just say any crazy thing you like (1st).

The 4th amendment to the Constitution says:

No search and seizure.

Here is my gun, freeze (2nd)

Assemble and be nice (1st)

and just say any crazy thing you like. (1st)

The 5th amendment to the Constitution says:

Don’t rat on yourself.

Where’s your warrant, please (4th)

Here is my gun, freeze (2nd)

Assemble and be nice (1st)

and just say any crazy thing you like. (1st)

The 6th Amendment to the Constitution says:

Right to a quick trial.

Don’t rat on yourself.

Where’s your warrant, please? (4th)

Here is my gun, freeze (2nd)

Assemble and be nice (1st)

and just say any crazy thing you like. (1st)

The 13th Amendment to the Constitution says:

Slavery is invalid.

Right to a quick trial. (6th)

Don’t rat on yourself. (5th)

Where’s your warrant, please? (4th)

Here is my gun, freeze (2nd)

Assemble and be nice (1st)

and just say any crazy thing you like. (1st)

The 15th Amendment to the Constitution says:

All races get the ballot.

Slavery is invalid. (13th)

Right to a quick trial. (6th)

Don’t rat on yourself. (5th)

Where’s your warrant, please? (4th)

Here is my gun, freeze (2nd)

Assemble and be nice (1st)

and just say any crazy thing you like. (1st)

The 16th Amendment to the Constitution says:

Congress can take taxes.

All races get the ballot. (15th)

Slavery is invalid. (13th)

Right to a quick trial. (6th)

Don’t rat on yourself. (5th)

Where’s your warrant, please? (4th)

Here is my gun, freeze (2nd)

Assemble and be nice (1st)

and just say any crazy thing you like. (1st)

The 18th Amendment to the Constitution says:

Alcohol will kill you.

Uncle Sam will bill you (16th)

All races get the ballot. (15th)

Slavery is invalid. (13th)

Right to a quick trial. (6th)

Don’t rat on yourself. (5th)

Where’s your warrant, please? (4th)

Here is my gun, freeze (2nd)

Assemble and be nice (1st)

and just say any crazy thing you like. (1st)

The 19th Amendment to the Constitution says:

Women vote like men do.

Alcohol will kill you (18th)

Uncle Sam will bill you (16th)

All races get the ballot. (15th)

Slavery is invalid. (13th)

Right to a quick trial. (6th)

Don’t rat on yourself. (5th)

Where’s your warrant, please? (4th)

Here is my gun, freeze (2nd)

Assemble and be nice (1st)

and just say any crazy thing you like. (1st)

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