(I can’t get no) Bragg Diffraction (to the tune of ...



(I can’t get no) Bragg Diffraction (to the tune of Satisfaction, Rolling Stones)

T. Mallouk, S. Keller, P. Dorhout, and A. Stacy, July, 2000.

I can’t get no Bragg diffraction

I can’t get no crystal action

'Cause I try and I try and I try and I try

I can't get no, I can't get no

When I’m workin’ in my lab

And my boss comes in to bug me

He’s telling me more and more

About some useless, lame reaction

Supposed to make my crystallization

I can’t get no, oh no no no

Hey hey hey, that’s what the data say

I can’t get no Bragg diffraction

I can’t get no crystal action

'Cause I try and I try and I try and I try

I can't get no, I can't get no

When I’m sittin’ at my bench

And I’m dippin’ this and rinsin’ that

And I’m tryin’ to grow some films

But baby, baby, baby, my ordering’s weak

So you see my peaks ain’t nothin’ but streaks

I can't get no, a no no no

Hey hey hey, that's what I say

I can’t get no Bragg diffraction

I can’t get no crystal action

'Cause I try and I try and I try and I try

I can't get no, I can't get no

When I’m watchin’ my diffractogram

And a voice comes on the monitor

To tell me how sharp my peaks should be

But I can’t be a PhD ‘cause

I don’t use the same diffraction pattern as he

I can't get no, oh no no no

Hey hey hey, that's what I say

I can't get no Bragg diffraction

I can't get no crystal action

'Cause I try and I try and I try and I try

I can't get no, I can't get no

So when I’m workin’ in my lab

And I’m heatin’ this and I’m beatin’ that

And I’m tryin’ to make some phase

And some referee tells me

Better come back maybe later next year

But if I don’t finish this then I’m outa here

I can't get no, a no no no

Hey hey hey, that's what I say

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