OCTOBER - Prince William County, Virginia

Spermit announces that there was an article in today's Pittsburgh Post-Gazette that lists the top 25 TV theme songs. "So I figure we can hum or whistle all 25 of them." Number one on the list was "The Andy Griffith Show." So he calls up Anal Geezus, who hails from West Virginia. And since it's traditional for visitors to do down-downs, he calls the other two other visitors up. ................
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