Top 10 Things You Don't Want

The bad guy is dressed all in black, but has one of those little yellow smiley face buttons (DMs can be sooo sarcastic). You point your wand of fire at him, and it melts. The bad guy keeps Elminster in a cage, and occasionally pokes him with a fork. After the battle, the only Player Character to survive is the one that stayed back in town with ... ................
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