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Canons' Gait

1210 - 1305 8-18 August

FOUR SAD FACES PRESENT: PITH AND VINEGAR

BBC's Four Sad Faces return to the Fringe, dragging a big rickety wagon of hilarious new sketches with them. Full of sparkling wit and witty sparklers. Join them - it's free! 'Mature, robust and polished' Scotsman; **** ThreeWeeks

Canons' Gait

1210 - 1305 19-30 August

CARL SAGAN IS MY GOD, OH AND RICHARD FEYNMAN TOO

Robin Ince hosts an hour dedicated to loving science and the rational. Like a sleepy version of his award-winning Nine Lessons and Carols for Godless People, guests will enthuse about quantum physics, evolution and things of wonder. Plus readings from books by Feynman, Sagan and other brilliant people.

Canons' Gait

1315 - 1410 8-18,20-30 August

RICHARD SANDLING'S PERFECT MOVIE

The award-winning comedian and YouTube favourite presents a stand-up show about films - featuring guest performers doing film-based material as well as live re-enactments of top comedians' favourite movie scenes. A different quality line-up everyday. 'Joyful, funny, clever' Scotsman; 'Funny and entertaining' List

Canons' Gait

1315 - 1410 19 August

FOUR SAD FACES PRESENT: PITH AND VINEGAR

BBC's Four Sad Faces return to the Fringe, dragging a big rickety wagon of hilarious new sketches with them. Full of sparkling wit and witty sparklers. Join them - it's free! 'Mature, robust and polished' Scotsman; **** ThreeWeeks

Canons' Gait

1425 - 1525 8-12,14-19,21-26,28-30 August

A BIG EGG!

An Englishman, Irishman and Scotsman walk into a bar. They meet a Geordie girl and another Scotsman and do a funny big sketch show. Featuring wizards, ghosts, time travel and some of the greatest discoveries ever, this is not to be missed. 'Unadulterated comedy gold' ThreeWeeks

Canons' Gait

1425 - 1525 13 August

RO CAMPBELL: FULL POWER

Scottish Aussie comic cowboy Ro Campbell in a tightly written show with no central theme other than 'funny'. 'A hugely entertaining and accomplished performer' **** Skinny; 'Effortlessly Brilliant' List; 'Very wrong, rather funny' Chortle. Also appearing daily at Bannermans, 17.30

Canons' Gait

1425 - 1525 20 August

STAND UPPITY!

Comedians from the good old U-S of A gently mock their host country and their home country in this variable bill variety show featuring stand-up, music and sketch.

Canons' Gait

1425 - 1525 27 August

WIL HODGSON - ANARCHY IN CHIPPENHAM : GREATEST HITS SO FAR

Perrier Best Newcomer Award winner as seen on tour with Mark Thomas and heard on Radio 4 performs a one off greatest hits show with stories from his five previous critically acclaimed Fringe shows ""Genius"" - Russell Howard, ""brilliantly captivating perfomer"" - Scotsman, ""This is punk rock"" - Mark Thomas

Canons' Gait

1540 - 1640 8-15 August

MANDYMUDENMAGIC

Award-winning magician Mandy Muden will be performing an hour of comedy and magic

Canons' Gait

1540 - 1640 16-22 August

THE IMPROLYMPIANS

If comedy were a crime, The Improlympians would be on death row. Improvising. Join them for a completely improvised play - you provide the title, they perform the play. It's the Ready Steady Cook of theatre

Canons' Gait

1540 - 1640 23-29 August

MRS BARBARA NICE - HIYA AND HIGHER!

Much-loved Stockport housewife returns with another helping of her hit show about the benefits of being more friendly. If no man is an island, why do we ignore our neighbours in supermarkets? Written and performed by Phoenix Nights' Janice Connolly. ***** Chortle; ***** Independent; **** Manchester Eve News

Canons' Gait

1655 - 1750 8-17,20-30 August

PAKER/RICHARDS

Henry Paker (Leicester Mercury Comedian of the Year 2008; Edinburgh and Beyond, Comedy Central) and Gareth Richards (Frank Skinner's Radio Show, Absolute Radio; 4 Stands Up, BBC Radio 4), perhaps the greatest comedians of their generation, lock wits in an epic battle for the funny.

Canons' Gait

1655 - 1750 18,19 August

THE LAUGHTER POLICE

Alfie Moore is a cop. Seen it all in 16 years. Been spat on, beaten and stabbed. Survived paperwork, policies and political correctness. Still serving, still laughing! 'A fascinating, funny insight into life on the Force' Chortle

Canons' Gait

1805 - 1900 8-11,13-18,20-25,27-30 August

40 WORDS

Peter Buckley Hill's one-man show. This programme went to press in June. When last seen, he was still frantically writing it. He may fall back on the same old shite. He may have something new. Frankly, we've stopped trying to understand him. As far as we know, he's done no epic bus journeys this year.

Canons' Gait

1805 - 1900 12 August

SPAK WHITMAN SINGS

For one night only, 'The Rorschach of Poetry' gives you a taste of his new musical direction as he puts his award-winning words to music for the very first time. Hard-hitting techno, soulful synths - the truth never sounded so good.

Canons' Gait

1805 - 1900 19,26 August

I DON'T WANT TO GROW UP

Growing up is full of surprises, like someone throwing a shoe at you in a supermarket. So Conor puts on trial the paradigm shifts that lead to maturity. Has he a point? Winner, Anything For Laffs 2007.

Canons' Gait

1915 - 2010 8-27,30 August

ROB HEENEY -

Following the success of Rob's 'No Pressure' in 2008, the Isle of Man's favourite misanthropic comedian returns with his third solo show, complaining about online dating, among other things. 'Comedy that belongs on a much bigger stage' - **** (ThreeWeeks).

Canons' Gait

1915 - 2010 28 August

BEST OF DELETE THE BANJAX

'Original, charismatic and full of ideas' Fix, Delete the Banjax presents highlights from their 2008 & 2009 Free Fringe sketch shows for one night only in this venue. See 2009 show at The White Horse 13.40. 'Gifted cast… a cultish gem' ThreeWeeks. deletethebanjax

Canons' Gait

1915 - 2010 29 August

WHAT A WEIRD AND WONDERFUL FESTIVAL IT'S BEEN

Kate Smurthwaite hosts this one-off show where some of the best comics at the Fringe recount the strangest, weirdest, funniest and above all true stories of their experience at the festival. Aug 29

Canons' Gait

2025 - 2120 8-15,17,18 August

IMMATERIAL

Sketches and characters and stuff from BBC Radio 4's Carrie Quinlan and Mr & Mrs Cawsey's Robert Cawsey. Two classically trained comedians dip into the wig bag for your viewing pleasure. 'Excellent' Sunday Times. Limited run!

Canons' Gait

2025 - 2120 16 August

STAND UPPITY!

Comedians from the good old U-S of A gently mock their host country and their home country in this variable bill variety show featuring stand-up, music and sketch.

Canons' Gait

2025 - 2120 19-30 August

ROBIN INCE VERSUS THE MORAL MAJORITY

All new show. Who was right - Orwell or Huxley? Are we amusing ourselves to death? Angry tirades, then quiet musings. 'Clever comedy by a witty man for smart people.' List. Idiots may enjoy too. 'When someone writes a history of modern comedy, they should make room for Robin Ince.' Guardian. Contains facetiousness. Winner of three Chortle Awards, Time Out Award and British Comedy Award Nominee for best live show.

Canons' Gait

2135 - 2330 8-29 August

PETER BUCKLEY HILL AND SOME COMEDIANS XIII

The show that started the Free Fringe. Four comedians a night, some famous, some not, compered by Peter Buckley Hill (not famous). A guest compere Wednesdays. Sometimes there are sheep. Sometimes there are pirates. No two nights are the same.

Canons' Gait

2400 - 2450 8,10-15,17-22,24-29 August

THE MIDNIGHT HOUR

An hour of the best comics from around the Fringe, slap-bang on the Royal Mile every midnight (OK not Sundays). Compered by Kate Smurthwaite and brought to you by London's legendary Soho Comedy Club.

White Horse

1230 - 1330 8-17,19-29 August

COOL FUN

Ed Gamble, Nish Kumar, Tom Neenan and Jez Scharf present an hour of camaraderie and wholesome good times. Expect stand-up and surprises. 'Funny and original… it's pretty bloody good' ThreeWeeks.

White Horse

1340 - 1440 8-11,13-18,20-29 August

DELETE THE BANJAX

Delete the Banjax return to Edinburgh with their unique brand of charmingly chaotic sketch comedy. Come join the revolution and enjoy this sketch show with a difference! 'A stonking new sketch troupe' Comedy 365; 'A whirlwind of witty ideas' Spoonfed. deletethebanjax

White Horse

1340 - 1440 12,19 August

BECOME THE BOSS OF EVERYTHING

Double act Kieran and Joe show you how to get any job, anywhere, any time. After this workshop no one will ever say 'you're not a surgeon' again. 'First-rate' London Theatre Guide; 'Leaves the audience permanently laughing' Fest.

White Horse

1450 - 1550 8-29 August

FRESH FACES AT THE FREE FRINGE

Elise Harris (week one) and Danny Worthington (weeks two and three) are your comperes for the third year of this show, which features five or more of the newest acts in comedy daily. Some of them measure their comedy careers in months, others a little longer

White Horse

1600 - 1700 8,9,11-16,18-23,25-29 August

FREESTYLE COMEDY

This would still be a great show if you had to pay, but as it's free it's superb! ***** ThreeWeeks, 2008. Benny Boot invites his favourite comedians from the circuit to share their jokes with you for free!

White Horse

1715 - 1815 8-10,12-17,19-24,26-29 August

LEMON CUSTARD

Dee Custance presents, for the second year running, a show described as 'a demented child's miscellany of comedy fun' and 'a yummy blend of comedy pudding' **** Skinny as well as 'a brilliant little show featuring some excellent young stand-ups' **** ThreeWeeks. Basically there's sweets.

White Horse

1830 - 2015 8-29 August

BEST IN STAND-UP - 99 CLUB ROYAL MILE

The 99 Club has been Critics' Choice in the Independent, Guardian, Times, Time Out, Mirror, Metro and more. Proudly supporting the Free Fringe, we present five different performers each night from our venues in London's West End. 99clubcomedy.co.uk

White Horse

2030 - 2130 8-29 August

LITTLE ROOM BIG COMEDY

Small room. Standard sized comedians. Average length show. Massive comedy. Featuring some of the finest semi-finalists in the country's biggest comedy competitions. Disclaimer. Stated sizes of comedy are proportionate to room sizes. Shows may also include finalists and first-round losers. Comedy has no size. No refunds

White Horse

2145 - 2245 8-16,18-23,25-29 August

SOWERBY & LUFF'S ALL STARS

Comedy showcase featuring a nightly line-up of the very best stand-up, sketches and music from this year's Fringe. Plus, special guest comperes and surprise acts from iTunes' popular Comedy 365 podcast. 'Very funny' Time Out; 'Fluent twaddle' Radio Times.

White Horse

2145 - 2245 17,24 August

PREFAB SPROUT WERE TALKING SHITE

An 80s band once claimed that some things hurt more, much more, than cars and girls. Aberdonian Gus Tawse diagrees and explains why. The show is finished off with a look at some of this year's news stories. Probably best to avoid if easily offended.

White Horse

2300 - 2400 8-29 August

THE ABSOLUTE BEST OF ABSOLUTE BEGINNERS

They've shown their mettle in our regular Monday night shows throughout the year, and now they're stepping out on to the Fringe to entertain you. Each night we present five of the hottest new acts in Scottish comedy. Back for a second fabulous year.

Beehive

1215 - 1315 8-29 August

CHARLIE TALBOT & DAVE GIBSON: NORTH-SOUTH DIVIDE

A cocky, vaguely posh Londoner and a cheery Lancastrian proletarian mine the vast socio-political and geographical chasm between them for comedy gold. Two rising comics, one beard, one moustache, hundreds of jokes. Start your day with a smile. And hopefully a cup of tea

Beehive

1330 - 1430 8-11,13-17,19-24,26-29 August

CAROLINE MABEY'S GO GO GO COFFEE SHOW!

Waking up is hard to do. Caroline Mabey has a cartoon coffee pot. That might help. Animation! Mayhem! Coffee! The perfect show to set you up for a day of gruelling Edinburgh entertainment. 'Wonderfully confused' Time Out, 'Bloody brilliant' **** ThreeWeeks, 'Silly, poignant and twisted' Scotsman

Beehive

1445 - 1545 8,9,11-16,18-23,25-29 August

JACK OFFLINE

A disturbing insight into the dysfunctional lives of socially inept Jackwert, dim-wit brother Grant, and Mum's new boyfriend, Craig 'Piss Pants' Johnson. Live mockumentary sitcom from award-winners Ladma (BBC & Current TV). 'Hilariously inappropriate' Chortle; 'Priceless mockumentary genius… comic gold' **** ThreeWeeks

Beehive

1600 - 1700 8-17,19-29 August

THE COMEDY MANIFESTO

London's most popular live political panel show returns to the Fringe. 'Very well executed. The laughter continues throughout the show' Fringe Report. Critics' Choice Award 2008. Hosted by Kate Smurthwaite, with team captains David Mulholland and Jools Constant.

Beehive

1715 - 1815 8-17,19-24,26-29 August

STEVE SHANYASKI - REALITY CHECK

How can we be sure that reality isn't a construction of our own minds, and if it is, why are we not all king of the universe? Award-winning comedian Steve Shanyaski investigates.?? 'A star in the making' City Life?; 'Delightfully skewed' Manchester Online

Beehive

1715 - 1815 18 August

BEST OF FREE FRINGE SKETCH SHOW

A one-off opportunity to see three of the most exciting new sketch groups on the circuit. Featuring Ladma ('Had me in fits… this is gold' ThreeWeeks), Delete the Banjax ('A whirlwind of witty ideas' Spoonfed) and Four Sad Faces ('Mature, robust and polished' Edinburgh Eve News

Beehive

1830 - 1930 8-11,13-18,20,21 August

PAY PEANUTS - LEE BANNARD, JOHN SMITH, DAVE NICHOLLS

Pay peanuts, get… a show like no other! Featuring Lee Bannard ('Had the tingle factor' Independent), John Smith (**** ThreeWeeks) and Dave Nicholls (Finalist, BBC New Act of the Year 2004).

Beehive

1830 - 1930 12 August

BANTERLAND

Spring 1927. In the small French town of Sweden, a nun was found murdered in the vestry of the Catholic church, her body marked with four mysterious symbols. This isn't a description of our stand-up comedy show. Chortle Student Finalist 2009 included. 18+.

Beehive

1830 - 1930 19 August

BEST OF FREE FRINGE SKETCH SHOW

A one-off opportunity to see three of the most exciting new sketch groups on the circuit. Featuring Ladma ('Had me in fits… this is gold' ThreeWeeks), Delete the Banjax ('A whirlwind of witty ideas' Spoonfed) and Four Sad Faces ('Mature, robust and polished' Edinburgh Eve News

Beehive

1830 - 1930 22-29 August

RETAIL IS DETAIL

Tonight's episode - will Graham reach the spillage on time? Will the pick'n'mix mystery ever be solved? Will Mandy ever use the floor buffer? A farcical look at the perils of life on the shop floor. scarletlights

Beehive

2120 - 2220 8-29 August

99 PROBLEMS BUT YOUR MUM AIN'T ONE

Stephen Hill and Mike Garnell have problems. Ranging from chocolate addiction to Primark etiquette, come hear a selection of them. 'Very very funny' , 2008.

Beehive

2230 - 2330 8-16 August

MAN AND MOUSE

Rick Bland (Jerry in Jerry Springer: The Opera, Thick List Highlight of the Festival, 2003) and Brook Morgan (also good) showcase their characters, including the Fly Whisperer, a Damning Careers Advisor, Two Witless Radicals and a Fit But Obese Man in their new sketch show. blandmorgan.co.uk

Beehive

2230 - 2330 17-29 August

ALL FUN AND GAMES

Free and friendly sketch comedy featuring an overly-determined naval commander, Renaissance knob-gags and the truth behind what really happened at the Cluedo house. 'Gags aplenty in this highly entertaining show' **** ThreeWeeks.

Beehive

2345 - 2445 8-15,17-22,24-29 August

BENJAMIN CRELLIN: APOCALYPSE SOON!

Benjamin showcased at Just for Laughs with Flight of the Conchords. With two 40-date tours of the Canadian fringe circuit, dates in the UK, Australia and New Zealand, don't miss the Edinburgh debut of this superb Kiwi stand-up as he tackles The End of the World.

Mercat

1610 - 1710 8-22 August

MOORE & METCALFE IN 'FUN DRYER'

James Acaster introduces Jake Moore ('Really great stuff' Alan Moore) and Nathaniel Metcalfe ('Brilliant and unusual and very funny' Josie Long) as they perform an hour of gloriously free stand-up comedy

Mercat

1610 - 1710 23-29 August

WAFIK AND FRIENDS

Considered by many to be the funniest one-eyed Egyptian, Wafik Nasralla brings his unique comedy to the Fringe. Don't let his shy demeanour fool you, Wafik will have you laughing at the oddest things, including himself. Join him along with a showcase of the best up-and-coming talent the UK has to offer.

Mercat

1720 - 1820 8-11,13-18,20-29 August

GOLDENANORAK UNZIPPED

Sketch and stand-up group Goldenanorak brings you a glorious concoction of sharp and sexy stand-up, scandalous sketches and delicious character comedy. Four individuals working together like a well-oiled machine. No separate agendas. At all.

Mercat

1830 - 1930 8,9,11-16,18-23,25-29 August

CAROLYN CASTIGLIA: BROWN AMBITION

A brilliant mix of stand-up, characters and hip hop, Brown Ambition follows Carolyn Castiglia (aka Miss CKC from MTV, VH1) as she travels from her small town in upstate NY to Harlem and back again. A black comedy about a white girl you won't soon forget

Mercat

1945 - 2045 8-29 August

THE EARLY EVENING LAUGH-IN

Come and join the Early Evening Laugh-in in the cosy comedy venue of The Mercat Bar! Two guys and a gal have Megabused it all the way to Edinburgh from Aberdeen, Glasgow and Dundee to share tales and banter about life in da city and beyond…

Mercat

2100 - 2200 8-10,12-17,19-24,26-29 August

YOUR MOTHERS' GOT A FRIDGE MAGNET FROM JUPITER!

Ever wondered just how you'd cope once the kids finally left home? (Yeah, tragic ain't it. Not!). If so then shuttle along to hear John McGuinness's original material on how to survive this life-enhancing event! 'Hilarious one-liners' Express; 'Undiscovered comic genius' Big Issue

Mercat

2100 - 2200 11 August

BANTERLAND

Spring 1927. In the small French town of Sweden, a nun was found murdered in the vestry of the Catholic church, her body marked with four mysterious symbols. This isn't a description of our stand-up comedy show. Chortle Student Finalist 2009 included. 18+.

Mercat

2100 - 2200 18,25 August

WASASA ('YER NAW FUNNY') COMEDY NIGHT

Along with special guests, the night will feature the Kasengele Brothers (Katai & Kalonde) who are fast making a name for themselves for their fearless yet imaginative approach to comedy that taps into their Zambian roots and life in Glasgow.

Mercat

2215 - 2315 8-29 August

THE SLIDING SCALE OF CYNICISM

Three stand-ups go from whimsy to rage in the space of an hour. slidingscalecomedy

Phoenix

1650 - 1750 8-15 August

JIMMY FRINTON'S BARMY BINGO

A madcap hour of comedy bingo including the ever popular International Topless BingoTM! Daily Telegraph Open Mic finalist Jimmy Frinton and his sidekick Stephen Wacko Jackson are live in Edinburgh, on loan from Copper Sands Holiday Complex (Skegness), to give you the chance to win worthless prizes while laughing your socks off. One show, two venues - and a load of balls

Phoenix

1650 - 1750 16-20 August

MAMA JONG'S

Mama Jong brings you the hottest and freshest comedy talent from around Britain. Six new acts delight with the use of their body and mind. See the comics of tomorrow, today! Join Mama for chuckles and belly laughs, she looks forward to seeing you there.

Phoenix

1650 - 1750 21-29 August

OSCAR WILDE AND THE MEN OF THE HOUR

A heroic gathering of the hunkiest, fistiest, shooty-gunniest writers in the history of pencil! The Men of the Hour travel through space, time, and space, confronting the diabolical Time Nazis wherever and whenever they pop up in fictional history books

Phoenix

1800 - 1900 8-29 August

SHORT CIRCUIT COMEDY PRESENTS...

a free hand-picked selection of the country's best up and coming comedians featuring Paul Longley, Antony Green, Ben Wadling, Lex Peters plus surprise guests! That's at least 4 comedians for the price of... well, nothing!

Phoenix

1910 - 2010 8-16,18,20-22,24-29 August

GET UP, STAND-UP

An early-evening showcase of three of the most exciting new comics around. Featuring the deadpan, downbeat, shambolic and unpredictable Robin Buckland; the high-energy, Irish silliness of Murray Cummings; and the hilarious storytelling of half-Irish, half-Slovenian Karel Hutter. There will probably be guests too

Phoenix

2020 - 2120 8-29 August

AJ JAMES PLUS GUESTS - COMEDY CABARET

Legendary compere AJ James hosts a mixed bill of comedy acts, stand-ups, jugglers, magicians and musical comedy acts from around the globe, most of whom will be available for casual sex. All acts are unpaid, unloved and unhygienic and therefore this show should be avoided on humanitarian grounds.

Phoenix

2135 - 2235 8-11,13-18,20-25,27-29 August

JAMES KERMACK AND THE MASTERS OF THE UNIVERSE

A nostalgic look at Wham bars, mix tapes, Thundercats, Guess Who? and everything 80s. Raising questions such as: What are the Smurfs doing now? Would the A-Team still get work? and What really happened between He-Man and Skeletor? 'Involving, surprising and superbly executed' ThreeWeeks.

Phoenix

2135 - 2235 12,19,26 August

PREFAB SPROUT WERE TALKING SHITE

An 80s band once claimed that some things hurt more, much more, than cars and girls. Aberdonian Gus Tawse diagrees and explains why. The show is finished off with a look at some of this year's news stories. Probably best to avoid if easily offended.

Phoenix

2250 - 2350 8-29 August

CNUTY & WESTERN

Forget about the credit crunch and swine flu in an hour of mirth, mayhem, music and mates. Warrick Hunt & Kirk Western (The X Factor) present stand-up with musical accompaniment featuring a guitar and rabbit. Occasional guest appearances from some of Scotland's finest. LOL.

Madogs

1330 - 1430 8-29 August

MUCK-GICAL MYSTERY TOUR

In their third successful year in Edinburgh, Merseyside's one and only comedy collective will be bringing you another pick'n'mix of budding comedy talent. Six comedians strut their humorous stuff. You'll love it - yeah yeah yeah! Come down for a comedy roller coaster.

Madogs

1445 - 1545 8-29 August

DO YOU THINK I'M SKETCHY?

This show will be fast-moving and funny. We're going to scour the Fringe, and bring you a selection of three or four of our favourite sketch groups a day. Every show will be different. Sorry to be sketchy. Presented by MC James Christopher

Madogs

1600 - 1700 8-29 August

JAKE YAPP'S FREE AT FOUR

Sony Comedy Award nominee and Buzzcocks writer Jake Yapp's cash-conscious show for the discerning freeloader. May contain bum notes. 2008 reviews: 'Intelligent wit and a dry and dirty sense of humour' ThreeWeeks; 'Hugely, inventively funny' Scotsman; 'Diamond-edged wit' ; 'Sickeningly talented' Danny Wallace

Madogs

1715 - 1815 8-18,20-29 August

THE HOLY TRINITY

One Catholic. One Muslim. One Jew. Stand-up comedy from Andrew Doyle ('Excellent one-liners' Times), Joleed Farah ('Sharp original lines' Chortle) and Ben Van Der Velde ('Exquisite comic timing' British Theatre Guide).

Madogs

1830 - 1930 8-29 August

THE FABULOUS FURRY FREAKSHOW

Scott Forbes has a lot of hair. Jason Murphy, not quite so much. Alan Sharp, really quite massive amounts. They're very funny too - honest. It's not all about the hair. But there is a lot of it. Really, you'll be surprised how much. furryfreakshow

Dragonfly

1525 - 1610 8-16,18-23,25-29 August

STOP LAUGHING, I AM GERMAN!

Skip this show! You really don't want to see a German comedian. Just for the records, his name is Christian Schulte-Loh. But really, don't go there! No need to know his venue either - Dragonfly. Don't judge a book by its cover - unless it's a German passport

Dragonfly

1620 - 1720 8-16,18-23,25-29 August

WANCHORMAN: ADVENTURES IN TELLY LAND

Award-winning stand-up comic Dave Gibson reveals his most embarrassing televisual blunders. From misunderstandings with Gordon Ramsay to arguments with Tony Blair, join Dave in a sneaky look backstage at the world of TV. 'Hilarious' Will Ferrell.

Dragonfly

1730 - 1830 8-17,19-29 August

YOU ARE BEING LIED TO

Do you believe global warming is debatable? The EU is infringing your rights? David Cameron has sensible economic policies? Immigrants are swan-eating criminals who cost you money? Professional comedian and former newsman David Mulholland explodes big, systematic lies you may have been duped into believing.

Dragonfly

1840 - 1940 8-29 August

THE LAUGHTER POLICE

Alfie Moore is a cop. Seen it all in 16 years. Been spat on, beaten and stabbed. Survived paperwork, policies and political correctness. Still serving, still laughing! 'A fascinating, funny insight into life on the Force' Chortle

Dragonfly

1950 - 2050 8-29 August

45 MINUTES TO SAVE THE WORLD

A bold claim - but after stand-up from James and Nidal Agha, Mark Restuccia and Toby Brown you will never see things the same again. Shoes might fly.

Dragonfly

2100 - 2140 8-29 August

ABRIDGED FRINGE

Variety lives! Fun-sized chunks of the best shows on the Fringe! Stand-up, sketches, poetry, music and 'other' stuff. A whole festival in (about) 40 minutes, daily line-ups available at abridgedfringe or from disillusioned flyer persons on the Royal Mile.

Dragonfly

2150 - 2250 8-24,26-29 August

PECKER AND FOOF SAVE THE WORLD!

Stand-up comedy from Dan Thompson and Jessica Fostekew. Get tickled as these fine laugh-makers bring salvation to all of the world's woes using comedy, violence and very careful planning. 'Intensely Funny' Time Out

Dragonfly

2300 - 2400 8-29 August

THE STORY PIRATES PRESENT…

To revellers and good-time fans, The Story Pirates Present… is a comedy-cum-party night, with a different variety of musical, cabaret and comedy acts each evening. Hotties and dancey-laughy time. Sweet

Speakeasy @ Voodoo Rooms

1205 - 1300 8-28 August

IONA DUDLEY-WARD'S A BIT OF A CHARACTER

Iona Dudley-Ward (2004 Brighton Festival award-winner) presents a variety of socially inept, attention seeking and cringe-worthy characters - live and on screen - in this multimedia one-woman character and situation comedy sketch show

Speakeasy @ Voodoo Rooms

1315 - 1410 8-15,17-22,24-28 August

BLIND MIRTH

Long-form improvisation from St Andrews' best, oldest (and also only) improv comedy troupe. A fresh new show every day. Your suggestions are transformed into your own unique and wonderful show. Expect the unexpected

Speakeasy @ Voodoo Rooms

1425 - 1525 8-28 August

SOMETHING ELSE

The Reserve Collection brings you a smart and silly collection of sketches looking at how we communicate and why we mostly don't. From dating to Facebook to working in a shop, it's all about reaching out to another person, missing and falling over

Speakeasy @ Voodoo Rooms

1540 - 1640 8-16,18-28 August

AFTERNOON TEA

Gemma Leader and David Kelly bring you tea, cakes and stand-up comedy. Great British traditions that have never been mixed - till now! And we'll give it to you free, because we love you. We really do. 'Calm, collected and funny' ThreeWeeks.

Speakeasy @ Voodoo Rooms

1650 - 1750 8-18 August

WAFIK AND FRIENDS

Considered by many to be the funniest one-eyed Egyptian, Wafik Nasralla brings his unique comedy to the Fringe. Don't let his shy demeanour fool you, Wafik will have you laughing at the oddest things, including himself. Join him along with a showcase of the best up-and-coming talent the UK has to offer.

Speakeasy @ Voodoo Rooms

1650 - 1750 19-28 August

BECOME THE BOSS OF EVERYTHING

Double act Kieran and Joe show you how to get any job, anywhere, any time. After this workshop no one will ever say 'you're not a surgeon' again. 'First-rate' London Theatre Guide; 'Leaves the audience permanently laughing' Fest.

Speakeasy @ Voodoo Rooms

1805 - 1900 8-28 August

KABARETT'S KLEINE KOMEDIE

A darkly humorous alternative variety revue, with comedy, freak show, neo-burlesque and associated macabre musings from Edinburgh's year-round purveyors of dark cabaret, the Itsy Collective

Speakeasy @ Voodoo Rooms

1915 - 2010 8-16,18-28 August

PAPA CJ: SLUMDOG COMEDIAN

Indian tea planter's son reaches top ten of Last Comic Standing and funds an entire village through comedy. 'Fresh and up-to-the-minute with a sly sting in the tail' British Theatre Guide; 'Caustic observations' Metro; 'Unbridled laugh riot' Asian Age; 'Master of the sideswipe' Mirror

Speakeasy @ Voodoo Rooms

2025 - 2120 8-17,19-28 August

THE NEWS AT KATE

Why doesn't Britain have its own Jon Stewart? It does - you just haven't discovered her yet. Come and see political comedy from the multi award-winning Kate Smurthwaite - host of London's The Comedy Manifesto -for free before she gets her own series!

Speakeasy @ Voodoo Rooms

2135 - 2235 8-13,16-23,25-28 August

CHRIS CROSS IS ESCAPING FROM REALITY

Chris Cross is the rock'n'roll of cabaret. He travels the world performing his act - mixing stand-up comedy, magic, contortionism & escapology to create a high-energy, kick ass show! The Stage named it a 'Must-see show' at the 2008 Edinburgh Fringe.

Speakeasy @ Voodoo Rooms

2135 - 2235 14,15 August

TOKEN YANK SKETCH COMEDY

Sketch comedy group based in Cardiff, created by American writer and comedienne Taylor Glenn. Showcasing talent from Wales, England and Ireland, Token Yank creates original filmed, live and sung sketches that are observational, silly and deliciously dark

Speakeasy @ Voodoo Rooms

2250 - 2500 8-28 August

BEST IN STAND-UP - 99 CLUB PRINCES ST

The 99 Club has been Critics' Choice in the Independent, Guardian, Times, Time Out, Mirror, Metro and more. Proudly supporting the Free Fringe, we present five different performers each night from our venues in London's West End. 99clubcomedy.co.uk

Globe Bar Arch 1

1345 - 1445 8-14,16,18-21,23-28 August

...AND BOSNICH IS OFF HIS LINE...

In addition to their usual tour show, the Cambridge Footlights and friends - in proud association with PBH's Free Fringe - present Bosnich. Watch the Steve Punts of tomorrow do stand-up and games and that

Globe Bar Arch 1

1500 - 1600 8,10-14,16-21,23-28 August

ANDREW O'NEILL'S HOUR-LONG CHARACTER-BASED COMEDY SHOW

A feast of beautifully written, poorly acted character comedy from that Andrew O'Neill. Meet Thoth Al-Ak Fbf the rubbish occultist, Lethanial Matterhorn Who Speaks Only The Truth and Captain Lasers the laser-based superhero. 'One of the funniest comics on the circuit today' Time Out

Globe Bar Arch 1

1615 - 1715 8,10-14,16-21,23-28 August

JOIN THE STAND-UP FREE!MASONS

Every day, Dan Bland ('Blistering one-liners' Worksop Guardian) and James Christopher ('A nice line in self-deprecation… more than a little charm' Chortle) initiate a third Fringe star comedian into their exclusive stand-up society. Females welcome. Enjoy three top acts performing their best material

Globe Bar Arch 1

1730 - 1830 8-11,13,14,16-21,23-28 August

BERTY HADDOCK

Fresh from New York's Upright Citizens Brigade, Berty Haddock presents a series of absurd sketches, featuring the Man Who is Lost and Needs Information, the Extremely Emotional Interviewer, and many more. All new sketch comedy

Globe Bar Arch 1

1845 - 1945 8-11,13,14,16-18,20,21,23-27 August

GET ON WITH IT

""Brightonian Seann Walsh's skilful writing and assured delivery belies his relative newcomer status, earning him a clutch of awards and nominations already. He's more than matched for promise by Paul McCaffrey's animated presence at the mic and insightful observations in this appealing double-bill"" The Scotsman

Globe Bar Arch 1

2000 - 2100 8-11,13-18,20-27,29 August

JOE BOR AND FRIENDS

The Amused Moose 2008 finalist and Comedian of the Year 2009 nominee is joined by some comedy circuit regulars for this hour of top-notch stand-up. 'Natural comic ability, Bor makes for a solidly entertaining act' Chortle; 'Very Funny' ThreeWeeks; 'Terrific' Time Out.

Globe Bar Arch 1

2115 - 2215 8-11,13-18,20-27,29 August

RAYBON KAN: SPERMBANK MILLIONAIRE

A million sperm doesn't go far. Especially at today's exchange rate. Intellectile dysfunction? Premature opinionation? Cranium crunch? New Zealand's favourite bespectacled Chinese comedian provides oral relief. Savour a soothing dab of his stimulus package. Award-winning, thought-provoking, thought-alicious. An Oyster Card for the Fallopian Tube. You'll be glad you came.

Globe Bar Arch 1

2230 - 2330 8,9,13-16,18-23,26-29 August

THE JOE BOR TRIBUTE QUIZ

The Joe Bor Tribute Quiz goes live! Buckle-up team - this is one hell of a show. Join us for unrivalled mayhem as The Joe Bor Tribute Quiz makes its Edinburgh debut, with fancy dress, human top trumps and the infamous Nude or Not!

Globe Bar Arch 1

2345 - 2445 8,9,13-16,18-23,26-29 August

TODD WOMACK'S MIDNIGHT MASH-UP

Touring stand-up comedian Todd Womack hosts guest comics from all over the Earth in a late-night stand-up mash-up. Enjoy a free sampling of the Fringe's finest comics in Scotland's 'most haunted pub'.

Globe Bar Arch 2

1415 - 1515 8-15,17-22,24-29 August

ONE KIWI, ONE AUSSIE, ONE HOUR

New Zealand's Nick Rado and Aussie Richard Brophy are back! Two of the stars of 2007/2008 sell-out show, International Stand-Up (**** ThreeWeeks; **** one4review) bring their uniquely warm and friendly brand of humour back to the Fringe for no cost at all

Globe Bar Arch 2

1530 - 1630 8-15,17-22,24-29 August

ANGUS & DUNCAN'S TEATIME TREAT

Angus Lindsay ('Delightfully shambolic and playful' Stage) and Duncan Bolt ('Hilariously geeky, refreshingly original' Tony Allen) serve up a deliciously refined blend of scintillating stand-up, special guests and free biscuits

Globe Bar Arch 2

1645 - 1745 8-15,17-22,24-29 August

PETERS AND ROWNTREE ONE HOUR COMEDY CLUB

A late afternoon hot pot with two rising stars, serving staggering stand-up comedy of the highest order. 'Rowntree is a naturally funny and gifted performer' Eve Standard. 'Peters is a talent' Stage

Globe Bar Arch 2

1800 - 1900 8-11,13-15,17-22,24-29 August

50 MINUTE ITCH

Toby Brown and Mark Restuccia take you on a journey from the beginning to the end of an intimate relationship, from the first moment you clap eyes on a person to the moment you never want to see them again.

Globe Bar Arch 2

1915 - 2015 8-11,13-15,17-23,25-29 August

COMEDY THREESOME

Somehow we've got some of the biggest names to give you a taste of their full-length shows. Plus the cream of rising talent and top acts from overseas. Plus your friendly compere Damion Larkin ('Boldly spontaneous - highly enjoyable' Chortle.

Globe Bar Arch 2

1915 - 2015 16 August

BEST OF DELETE THE BANJAX

'Original, charismatic and full of ideas' Fix, Delete the Banjax presents highlights from their 2008 & 2009 Free Fringe sketch shows for one night only in this venue. See 2009 show at The White Horse 13.40. 'Gifted cast… a cultish gem' ThreeWeeks. deletethebanjax

Globe Bar Arch 2

2030 - 2130 8-11,13-23,25-29 August

DR. BROWN BEHAVES

One man, no technician and 12 naked bananas. Surreal comedy at its best. 'This show is completely bizarre' **** ThreeWeeks, Brighton Fringe 2009. 'I've never seen nothing like it' Prague Post. Voted #5 Pick of the Prague Fringe 2009

Globe Bar Arch 2

2145 - 2245 8,9,11,13-16,18-23,25-29 August

WHERE THERE'S MUCK THERE'S FUNNY

A revolving door of nationally recognised and accomplished stand-ups from Merseyside and beyond. Guests include Eddie Hoo (City Life Comedian 2008) and Viv Gee (BBC Radio Scotland). Come down and say you were at that show, then come down and see another.

Globe Bar Arch 2

2300 - 2400 8,9,14-16,18,19,21-23,26,28,29 August

VERITY WELCH: TWISTED SISTER

Verity shares her journey in and out of comedy with a celebration of mad, bad and sad characters. Plus competitions and special (drag) guests. This show has been fleetingly directed by top comics. 'Bizarre, unique and very funny' Paramount Comedy.

Voodoo Bar

1745 - 1845 8-29 August

THE TWAT FILES

Live mockumentary about three delusional losers and their surreal, twisted little lives. You'll see it all: porno, Paul Daniels, papier-mâché sex dolls, and other things so depraved and uncouth that they're not even allowed in this blurb. Tempted?

Voodoo Bar

1900 - 2000 8-18,20-25,27-29 August

ACASTER, HELM AND WIDDICOMBE LIVE AT THE VOODOO BAR

Three hotly-tipped comedians showcase their individual styles in a friendly and intimate venue. Highly recommended

Voodoo Bar

2015 - 2115 8,22,29 August

PREFAB SPROUT WERE TALKING SHITE

An 80s band once claimed that some things hurt more, much more, than cars and girls. Aberdonian Gus Tawse diagrees and explains why. The show is finished off with a look at some of this year's news stories. Probably best to avoid if easily offended.

Voodoo Bar

2015 - 2115 9-14,16-21,23-28 August

THE 'LETS GET NUDE AND BURN SHIT!' COMEDY SHOWCASE

Free Fringe legend Ro Campbell hosts an awesome showcase of professional and new comics from the UK and beyond. Nobody will be getting nude; nothing will be burnt. It's just a euphemism for our limitless potential for idiocy. 'Hugely entertaining and accomplished performer' **** Skinn

Voodoo Bar

2130 - 2230 8-11,13-17,20-25,27-29 August

I DON'T WANT TO GROW UP

Growing up is full of surprises, like someone throwing a shoe at you in a supermarket. So Conor puts on trial the paradigm shifts that lead to maturity. Has he a point? Winner, Anything For Laffs 2007.

Voodoo Bar

2130 - 2230 12 August

BANTERLAND

Spring 1927. In the small French town of Sweden, a nun was found murdered in the vestry of the Catholic church, her body marked with four mysterious symbols. This isn't a description of our stand-up comedy show. Chortle Student Finalist 2009 included. 18+.

Voodoo Bar

2245 - 2345 8-11,13-18,20-25,27-29 August

UP CLOSE & PERSONAL: AN EVENING OF ASTOUNDING CLOSE-UP CHICANERY

Taking it from the streets of international festivals to the stage, James James will have you smiling, laughing and amazed with a wealth of absolute unfathomable magic. All done with a wit, sharper than a butcher's knife, a skill borne of years in the trenches, and a profound ability to catch you unawares.

Rat Pack

1510 - 1610 8-29 August

BANTERLAND

Spring 1927. In the small French town of Sweden, a nun was found murdered in the vestry of the Catholic church, her body marked with four mysterious symbols. This isn't a description of our stand-up comedy show. Chortle Student Finalist 2009 included. 18+.

Rat Pack

1620 - 1720 8-18,20-25,27-29 August

BAD THINGS HAPPEN IN TREES

Jaffa Cakes, romance and the howling abyss of man's wretched soul. Comedian Nick Helm explains misfortune with a whole free hour of comedy, poetry, music and despair. 'Deadpan humour and fierce intelligence' **** Scotsman; 'His songs are hilarious' **** Edinburgh Guide

Rat Pack

1730 - 1830 8-29 August

HOOPLA IMPRO SHOW

Improvised scenes, sketches and blues songs based on audience suggestions. The Hoopla team performs a different show each evening. Hoopla is the resident impro group at The Bedford, south London's leading comedy venue.

Rat Pack

1840 - 1940 8-16 August

LAID BACK AND LAUGHING PRESENTS KARL DAVISON & VAL LEE (PLUS GUESTS)

Unlikely yet charmingly complementary duo - Brighton's LB&L founder Karl and lesbian author/thinking pensioners' crumpet Val - aim to amuse with tales from life's subtleties. Share Karl's fixation with his international sock collection, how he flummoxed an angry motorist, and Val's irritation with her transvestite husband.

Rat Pack

1840 - 1940 17-29 August

LIVE NAKED IDIOTS

Four twerps pratt about incoherently for nearly an hour. Support Jesus' darts team. Discover who shot Dogtanian. Watch four award-winning performers piss their dignity away in a series of tasteless sketches. (Warning: some sketches rely on adult content and potty talk.)

Rat Pack

1950 - 2050 8-20,22-29 August

SLOW GENIUS IMPROV COMEDY GROUP

Having taken Wales by storm with their inimitable style of improvised scenes and songs, Cardiff's premier improvisational comedy group hits Edinburgh! Come, throw your suggestions and chortle away as 'together they create dozens of characters with impressive speed and to hilarious effect' Western Mail

Rat Pack

2100 - 2200 8-29 August

AYE UP! IT'S COMEDY WITH THE WORLD'S FIRST MATT WHISTLER

Aye up! A stand-up comic raconteur, stuntman and world record-holding publicity maestro with three Guinness World Records on a push scooter. Matt Whistler has absolutely nothing to say for himself according to his critics in the Deep Space Gazette. radiowestpier, radiowestpier

Bannermans

1230 - 1330 8-29 August

THE MOST SPECTACULAR SHOW AT THE FREE FRINGE

See it all! Comedy, improv, drama, dance, mime, clowning, poetry, musicals all rolled up into one sketch spectacular. Will and Kitty frantically attempt the entire Fringe lovingly distilled into fifty highbrow, low-tech minutes with big dreams and no budget. Free, and worth every single penny!

Bannermans

1345 - 1445 8-29 August

THE STORY PIRATES

Our party-paced, musically influenced, only partially obsessed with sexiness, comedy covers the diverse topics of fame, prejudice, turning into your parents and fingering. Spandex, folk tales and a campaign against misogyny are thrown in for good measure. Don't come… no we mean come.

Bannermans

1500 - 1600 8-18 August

CLUTCHING AT STRAWS

One-woman comedy. An American exchange student looks at the way British women live their lives. She leaves no lady stone unturned in a quick-fire and funny-as-f*ck show that has boobs and balls

Bannermans

1500 - 1600 19-29 August

FITCHEW & FRIENDS - SX5

Sitcom. Sketch. Stand-up. Short play. Song. Chris Fitchew, from the acclaimed comedy duo Lick & Chew ('Your ribs are sure to ache! **** Metro), brings together five comic disciplines in one fast-paced show. 'The audience hang off his every word' **** Scotsman

Bannermans

1615 - 1715 9-14,16-18 August

CREAM EGGS V NAZI NANA!

Stand-up comedy! Jimmy Carr's Comedy Idol Finalist Stephen Hill and So You Think You're Funny Semi-finalist Jessica Fostekew bring you joke war. What will conquer all - love or hate? 'Intensely Funny' Time Out

Bannermans

1615 - 1715 19-21,23-28 August

THE BOOK CLUB

Return of the critically acclaimed show where the worst and most bizarre old paperbacks found in charity shops are praised and ridiculed. Robin Ince joins forces with the fantastic Phil Jeays band to create an afternoon of music and books about arctic explorers finding love amongst other things. With special guests. For guest updates see robinince

Bannermans

1730 - 1830 9-14,16-21,23-28 August

FREE AND FREAKIN AWESOME COMEDY SHOWCASE

Scottish Aussie comic cowboy and Free Fringe legend Ro Campbell hosts an awesome showcase of professional comics from the UK and international circuits. 'A hugely entertaining and accomplished performer' **** Skinny; 'Effortlessly Brilliant' List; 'Very wrong, rather funny' Chortle. Sell-out 2008

Rowan Caves — Free Cave 1

1300 - 1400 8-29 August

COMEDY BABY

Stand-up comedy that's a bit like needing a wee - if you don't go now, you'll regret it later. Meet Mark, Kieran, Naz and Guy (and special guests) as they do the funny. 'Brilliant' List, 2008.

Rowan Caves — Free Cave 1

1415 - 1515 8-29 August

SUNKEN LUGGAGE

'Highly innovative' and 'very funny' are just four words that have been used to describe this 'ingenious' sketch show (that's one more!). After a successful London run (not the marathon), Sunken Luggage makes its Edinburgh debut. You'd be an absolute headcase to miss it!

Rowan Caves — Free Cave 1

1530 - 1630 8-17 August

SOME EXTRA COMEDY (IN A CAVE)

This show follows a similar format to ""Some COMEDY (in a cave)"" (see 16:45 - The Rowan Caves), except there will be a DIFFERENT line up of acts. However it will be just as good and just as free.

Rowan Caves — Free Cave 1

1530 - 1630 18-22 August

THE GLITTER KITTENS

Manchester's first burlesque troupe present their revue show packed with crowd-thrilling 1940s-inspired cabaret and raunchy rock routines. After gracing the finest burlesque stages in the UK and LA, the Kittens bring their unique vision to the Free Fringe. With special guests. Five shows only

Rowan Caves — Free Cave 1

1530 - 1630 23-29 August

…AND THEN YOU DIE

…And then you die, a dark comedy, is the tale of Debbie. Debbie is a compulsive binge-eater. Debbie has voices in her head telling her what to do. After a day of feeling fat, ugly and out of control, Debbie takes drastic action to reign in her wayward emotions

Rowan Caves — Free Cave 1

1645 - 1745 8-29 August

SOME COMEDY (IN A CAVE)

Approximately one hour of comedy. A different line-up of acts each day. Hosted by Fred Forse and/or Gareth Morinan. It's in a cave. Free entry. It will be good. No more relevant information available

Rowan Caves — Free Cave 1

1800 - 1900 8-29 August

YIANNI AGISILAOU'S FREE STAND-UP SPECTACULAR

Award-winning TV comedian Yianni Agisilaou (The World Stands Up, Paramount Comedy) presents a recession-busting daily hour of stand-up, special guests and fun. **** Time Out; **** Chortle; **** ThreeWeeks. Check for line-ups.

Rowan Caves — Free Cave 1

1915 - 2015 8-10,12-17,19-24,26-29 August

HEY TOM BELL!

The Free Fringe favourite and star of BBC2, BBC3 and Channel 4 unleashes a feel-good hour of his favourite jokes. Sit in front of them and feel the love. Critics' Choice: Guardian, Scotsman, ThreeWeeks, bbc.co.uk. 'Very good indeed' **** Scotsman; 'Gloriously surreal' Guardian

Rowan Caves — Free Cave 1

2030 - 2130 8-16,18-23,25-29 August

AMAZING ADVENTURE STORIES OF TODD WOMACK

Lively US comedian Todd Womack weaves together wild characters and romping tales from his adventures as a comic, travel guide, and teacher. 'Todd steamrollers the audience into peals of laughter' ***** Fresh Air. Womack has appeared on ABC, Comedy Central and Bravo. stories

Rowan Caves — Free Cave 1

2145 - 2245 8-29 August

PAUL RICKETTS - CUTTER'S CHOICE

A comic personal and political history of black hair over the last 40 years. As experienced by a suburban black Briton and his choice of hairstyles - from baldhead to Afro and flat-top to dreads. 'Highly accomplished' Time Out; 'A natural storyteller' ThreeWeeks.

Rowan Caves — Free Cave 1

2300 - 2400 8-11,13-18,20-25,27-29 August

MISERY EATS COMPANY

From the womb of a beautiful fish-beast two ladies were spawned. Suckling upon the cement bosom of New York Titty, they learned to laugh while eating broken glass. Dark, thrilling, intense fun. This is binge-and-purge comedy for the starving.

Rowan Caves — Free Cave 1

2300 - 2400 12,19,26 August

KABARETT'S KLEINE KOMEDIE

A darkly humorous alternative variety revue, with comedy, freak show, neo-burlesque and associated macabre musings from Edinburgh's year-round purveyors of dark cabaret, the Itsy Collective

Rowan Caves — Free Cave 1

2410 - 2500 10,11,25 August

TODD WOMACK'S MIDNIGHT MASH-UP

Touring stand-up comedian Todd Womack hosts guest comics from all over the Earth in a late-night stand-up mash-up. Enjoy a free sampling of the Fringe's finest comics in Scotland's 'most haunted pub'.

Rowan Caves — Free Cave 1

2410 - 2500 12,13,20,27 August

VERITY WELCH: TWISTED SISTER

Verity shares her journey in and out of comedy with a celebration of mad, bad and sad characters. Plus competitions and special (drag) guests. This show has been fleetingly directed by top comics. 'Bizarre, unique and very funny' Paramount Comedy.

Rowan Caves — Free Cave 1

2410 - 2500 15,22,29 August

BERTY HADDOCK

Fresh from New York's Upright Citizens Brigade, Berty Haddock presents a series of absurd sketches, featuring the Man Who is Lost and Needs Information, the Extremely Emotional Interviewer, and many more. All new sketch comedy

Rowan Caves — Free Cave 1

2410 - 2500 17,24 August

MARCEL LUCONT'S CABARET FANTASTIQUE

Marcel Lucont ('Wonderful French wit… superb stuff' Time Out) hosts two nights of the best international cabaret on the Fringe. Comedy, music, burlesque and magic. 'Just the sort of thing you hope to discover at the Fringe - highly recommended' Fix, Adelaide Fringe.

Rowan Caves — Free Cave 1

2410 - 2500 18 August

INCE DOODY KILSTEIN

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Rowan Caves — Free Cave 2

1300 - 1400 15,22,29 August

...AND BOSNICH IS OFF HIS LINE...

In addition to their usual tour show, the Cambridge Footlights and friends - in proud association with PBH's Free Fringe - present Bosnich. Watch the Steve Punts of tomorrow do stand-up and games and that

Rowan Caves — Free Cave 2

1415 - 1515 8-15,17-22,24-29 August

MICROCOMEDY

Charmingly melancholic sketch comedy about misery, loss and the creeping horror of everyday life, delivered with a cheeky smile and a twinkle in the eye. 'Kafka with a punchline… very funny and very terrifying' Durham21.

Rowan Caves — Free Cave 2

1530 - 1630 8-17,19-24,26-29 August

FREEDOM COME, FREEDOM GO!

90 days' detention. Police upset by insects. Man arrested for chalking 'Are we free?' on pavement. Stop and search outside Liberty exhibition. ID cards. CCTV. DNA database. Protest illegalised. Extradition. Torture. Are we free? Tom Read considers our disappearing freedoms and how to fight back

Rowan Caves — Free Cave 2

1530 - 1630 25 August

A YOUNG MAN DRESSED AS A GORILLA DRESSED AS AN OLD MAN SITS ROCKING IN A ROCKING CHAIR FOR FIFTY-SIX MINUTES AND THEN LEAVES

World Premiere. One performance only. Turn up early - sell-out expected

Rowan Caves — Free Cave 2

1645 - 1745 8-11,13-18,20-25,27-29 August

ALMOST ACCIDENTALLY

Like free, fast-paced comedy? Then you'll love approximately half of this show. But if you're not keen on racism or live sex, perhaps leave during the interval. Note: no interval

Rowan Caves — Free Cave 2

1800 - 1900 8-10,12-17,19-24,26-29 August

EARTH CALLING JOHNNY ACECRAFT

Kaboomba! The rather dashing Lifechestermesterfestershieldfield-born captain of the Spalien Acecraft has absconded to distribute his lyrical whimsicalisms free of charge in an underground Edinburgh drinking den. He must be apprehended and flayed! Interactive intergalactic playground pop for grown-up extra-terrestrials. spalienacecraft.co.uk

Rowan Caves — Free Cave 2

1915 - 2015 8-16,18-29 August

GRAEME THOMAS IS WOUND UP

Scottish circuit regular and TV warm-up act brings a new free show to Edinburgh. 'Thomas is superb' Edinburgh Eve News. 'Interacting with a crowd he could mix it up with any Fringe performer' Fest

Rowan Caves — Free Cave 2

2030 - 2130 8-12,14-29 August

ONE DEGREE OF SEPARATION

Two of the UK's most promising young comedians. One went to university. One didn't. Rosenthal (multi-competition finalist, Paramount's Funniest Student 2009) and Mayo ('Very big, very theatrical' Jimmy Carr). Funny, fast-paced and free, don't miss this exciting debut stand-up show

Rowan Caves — Free Cave 2

2145 - 2245 8-29 August

THE MARVELLOUS DORIANS PRESENT… PEGGYWEIGHT CHAMPION OF THE WORLD

Peggy, a secret Nigerian prince, wants to become WWF Champion. Best friend Toby, an ex-public schoolboy, wants his ex-girlfriend back. Will they achieve their twin aims? Probably not. But really? No, not at all.

Rowan Caves — Free Cave 2

2300 - 2400 8,9,12-16,19-23,26-29 August

SANTINO CABARETINO

Late-night variety show featuring sketches, character acts, comedians, music and madness. Hosted by a variety of outrageous and uproarious MCs, the show arrives in Edinburgh after a tour in Barcelona, Paris, Berlin, and Mexico.

Rowan Caves — Free Cave 2

2300 - 2400 10,11,17,24,25 August

VERITY WELCH: TWISTED SISTER

Verity shares her journey in and out of comedy with a celebration of mad, bad and sad characters. Plus competitions and special (drag) guests. This show has been fleetingly directed by top comics. 'Bizarre, unique and very funny' Paramount Comedy.

Rowan Caves — Free Cave 2

2410 - 2500 12,13,19,20,26,27 August

ANDREW O'NEILL'S PROBABLY MASSIVELY INADVISABLE OCCULT EXPERIMENT

What is ritual magick? Does it work? Ever been tempted to peer into the occult? What's with that extra 'k' at the end? Join comedian Andrew O'Neill and his assistant Al Cummins for a show about black magick that includes a genuine magickal ritual that you can participate in!

Illicit Still

1620 - 1720 8-29 August

DOUBLE PENETRATION MASON AND GROBELNY

Grobelny and Mason take half an hour each to peel back the layers of their psyches, juggle cynicism with righteousness, navigate the pitfalls of self-indulgence, and offer up a strategically funny outlook on their exasperations

Illicit Still

1730 - 1830 8-29 August

DAFT, RED HOT SPERM (WHALES)

The London-based night for upcoming acts comes to Edinburgh for the first time, bringing four regulars - Gabriel Ebulue, Darren Maskell, Ben Morgan, Daniel Smith - and special guests, for an hour of stand-up and sketch comedy. Come, it'll be lovely

Illicit Still

1840 - 1940 8-29 August

YORKSHIRE COMEDIANS: JOKERS, BORN AND INTERBRED! 'OW MUCH? - FREE

Every day, MC James Christopher introduces a selection of the finest Yorkshire acts who've come oop t' Fringe. See different acts every day. The price is equally popular in Scotland as it is in Yorkshire - free!

Illicit Still

1950 - 2050 8-12,14-19,21-26,28,29 August

A BIG EGG! 2: STAND-UP SHOW!

An Englishman, Irishman and Scotsman walk into a different bar. They meet that other Scotsman again, a lad from Northern Ireland and another Scot. This time they do some funny big stand-up. Featuring some of Britain's best new comedy talent, it's a different show every night

Illicit Still

2100 - 2200 8-17,20-29 August

EUREKA!

Young, brilliant Edinburgh comics, plus guests. Come see our ideas and 'eurekas'! So You Think You're Funny semi-finalist, Best of The Stand's Red Raw 2008 and 2009. Eddie O'Dwyer and Daniel Webster, plus other hand-picked acts from the Scottish comedy scene. eddieo'; danielwebstercomedy

Royal Mile Tavern

1330 - 1430 8-29 August

THE ROAD TO ENDORPHIA

Running from John O'Groats to Land's End, Joe found his thousand-mile journey taking him via the mythical land of Endorphia. How real is runner's high? How high is it? Did Joe reach Land's End? Find out at . Better still, come see the show

Royal Mile Tavern

1440 - 1540 8-17,19-29 August

A SLIGHTLY DANGEROUS COMEDY OCCASION

Kick your afternoon into action with some spiffing stand-up comedy from a collection of the fastest-rising villains, rogues and bounders on the scene. Presented by the quasi-professional jouster, Ben Target

Royal Mile Tavern

1550 - 1650 8-29 August

MILD MAYHEM ON THE MILE

With a different bill every afternoon, Mayhem serves as an ideal showcase for young comic talent from across the Fringe. Join us for friendly stand-up from a selection of fine young comedians. It's a nice kind of mayhem, for a nice kind of people

Royal Mile Tavern

1700 - 1800 8-15,17-22,24-29 August

BENJAMIN CRELLIN: APOCALYPSE SOON!

Benjamin showcased at Just for Laughs with Flight of the Conchords. With two 40-date tours of the Canadian fringe circuit, dates in the UK, Australia and New Zealand, don't miss the Edinburgh debut of this superb Kiwi stand-up as he tackles The End of the World

Royal Mile Tavern

1810 - 1910 8-16,18-23,25-29 August

WHAT'S IN A KISS?

Kiss me Hardy, kiss me quick and kiss me like the first time we met. The story of kissing - the dos and the don'ts, the embarrassing and the erotic. Lets explore this strange ritual together!

Royal Mile Tavern

1920 - 2020 8-17,19-25,27-29 August

TOM ADAMS: DROPPED AS A CHILD

Hello. This is my first show in Edinburgh. I won't let you down. 'He creates such a snug, inclusive atmosphere that by the end we're all swaying and singing along to the choruses' Chortle. Leicester Mercury Comedian of the Year Finalist 2009

Royal Mile Tavern

2030 - 2130 8-11,13-18,20-27 August

AT THE KNUCKLE - STUART HUDSON AND JOHN SMITH

An hour of sick jokes. Stuart Hudson: 'Sordid, laugh-out-loud funny' BBC; 'Quality many a comic would envy' Chortle; 'Brooding, moody patter' Independent. John Smith: **** ThreeWeeks; 'Pick of the week… beautifully written jokes' Guardian.

Cruz

1400 - 1500 13,14 August

JIMMY FRINTON'S BARMY BINGO

A madcap hour of comedy bingo including the ever popular International Topless BingoTM! Daily Telegraph Open Mic finalist Jimmy Frinton and his sidekick Stephen Wacko Jackson are live in Edinburgh, on loan from Copper Sands Holiday Complex (Skegness), to give you the chance to win worthless prizes while laughing your socks off. One show, two venues - and a load of balls

Cruz

1400 - 1500 16-23 August

THE SLIDING SCALE OF CYNICISM

Three stand-ups go from whimsy to rage in the space of an hour. slidingscalecomedy

Cruz

1600 - 1700 19-22 August

WAFIK AND FRIENDS

Considered by many to be the funniest one-eyed Egyptian, Wafik Nasralla brings his unique comedy to the Fringe. Don't let his shy demeanour fool you, Wafik will have you laughing at the oddest things, including himself. Join him along with a showcase of the best up-and-coming talent the UK has to offer.

Cruz

1800 - 1900 10-13,16-20,23-27 August

THE ROAD TO ENDORPHIA

Running from John O'Groats to Land's End, Joe found his thousand-mile journey taking him via the mythical land of Endorphia. How real is runner's high? How high is it? Did Joe reach Land's End? Find out at . Better still, come see the show

Cruz

1800 - 1900 14,15,21,22,28,29 August

THE NEWS AT KATE

Why doesn't Britain have its own Jon Stewart? It does - you just haven't discovered her yet. Come and see political comedy from the multi award-winning Kate Smurthwaite - host of London's The Comedy Manifesto -for free before she gets her own series!

Cruz

2000 - 2100 8-16,18-23,27-29 August

WHAT'S IN A KISS?

Kiss me Hardy, kiss me quick and kiss me like the first time we met. The story of kissing - the dos and the don'ts, the embarrassing and the erotic. Lets explore this strange ritual together!

Cruz

2000 - 2100 24-26 August

JOIN THE STAND-UP FREE!MASONS

Every day, Dan Bland ('Blistering one-liners' Worksop Guardian) and James Christopher ('A nice line in self-deprecation… more than a little charm' Chortle) initiate a third Fringe star comedian into their exclusive stand-up society. Females welcome. Enjoy three top acts performing their best material

Cruz

2200 - 2330 8,9,13-16,20-23,27-29 August

GRAEME THOMAS'S PICK OF THE FRINGE

Graeme presents a selection of top comics from around the UK, with a different line up each night. 'Interacting with a crowd, he could mix it up with any Fringe performer' Fest.

Cruz

2200 - 2330 10-12 August

JIMMY FRINTON'S BARMY BINGO

A madcap hour of comedy bingo including the ever popular International Topless BingoTM! Daily Telegraph Open Mic finalist Jimmy Frinton and his sidekick Stephen Wacko Jackson are live in Edinburgh, on loan from Copper Sands Holiday Complex (Skegness), to give you the chance to win worthless prizes while laughing your socks off. One show, two venues - and a load of balls

Fingers Piano Bar

1510 - 1610 8-29 August

THE IMPROVISED HISTORY OF POETRY

From Shakespeare to Dr Seuss, Homer to hip hop, come and join us for an improvised tour through the history of poetry

Fingers Piano Bar

1620 - 1720 8-10,12-17,19-24,26-29 August

SHUSH!

Shush! How do you keep your mouth shut with a transvestite husband, a bolshie best friend and a lesbian lover who thinks she's Gloria Gaynor? Through short stories linked with comedy narrative, lesbian author VG Lee tells all! 'Wonderfully funny' Gay's the Word

Fingers Piano Bar

1730 - 1830 8-29 August

UTTER! SPOKEN WORD

Top-notch poetry, storytelling and music from artistes including John Hegley, Tim Key, Jenny Lindsay, Simon Munnery, Richard Sandling, James Kettle, Claire Askew, Luke Wright, your 'wonderful poet and host!' (Daljit Nagra) Richard Tyrone Jones, and more. New show daily! Full listings:

Fingers Piano Bar

1840 - 1940 8-20 August

THE IMPROVISED HISTORY OF POETRY

From Shakespeare to Dr Seuss, Homer to hip hop, come and join us for an improvised tour through the history of poetry

Fingers Piano Bar

1840 - 1940 21-29 August

NOSTALGY TANGO CABARET

With songs in Spanish, English, Russian and French, Vertigo take you to the unique atmosphere of early-20th century Europe, with old Jewish and Argentinian tangos combined with cabaret classics

Fingers Piano Bar

1950 - 2050 8-29 August

UNDERWORD

Twenty-two nights of subterranean spoken word featuring top acts from Scotland and beyond. Punchy stories, uncompromising poetry, laughs and shivers. No two sessions the same. Some open mic slots. Come every night. Full programme at underword.co.uk

Fingers Piano Bar

2100 - 2200 8-29 August

KABARETT'S KLEINE KOMEDIE (SPOKEN WORD SESSIONS)

A darkly humorous spoken word revue, with macabre musing and risque tales from Edinburgh's year round purveyors of dark cabaret the Itsy Collective & associated players.

Jenny Ha's

1230 - 1330 8-16,18-23,25-29 August

THE RULES OF GOLD

A cynical charity worker, a charitable businessman, a disillusioned teacher and a respectable housewife are thrown together in this darkly comic look at love, honour and awkward dinner party conversation.

Jenny Ha's

1350 - 1450 8-29 August

FROM SIXTIES TO SIXTIES

Is boredom during sex the new rock'n'roll? Woman in her sixties remembers how baffling sex was in the free love, pre-feminist 1960s. One-woman play with interpolated songs, comedy with a touch of pathos, grown-up rather than 'adult'. Audience: 'Witty'. 'I cried with laughter'. annahillismusic

Jenny Ha's

1510 - 1610 8-14,16-21,23-29 August

LADS

Four lads on a night out in London, taking in pubs, clubs and the night bus home - a journey that anyone who has ever had a drink will recognise. Thirty characters are played by just four actors in this hilarious, physical and frenetic comedy. Written and directed by James Kermack.

Jenny Ha's

1630 - 1745 15-29 August

WOYZECK/ MOUNTAIN LANGUAGE

Morality is confused by obedience. Identity is dispensable. Nightmares are real. Critically acclaimed theatre company Crash'n'Burn returns to the Free Fringe with a contemporary reinvention of Harold Pinter's Mountain Language and Georg Buchner's Woyzeck.

Jenny Ha's

1630 - 1745 8-14 August

MEASURE FOR MEASURE

Hammerpuzzle Theatre Company debuts at the Edinburgh Fringe with their ***** (Metro) adaptation of Shakespeare's tale of corruption and hypocrisy. An English classic, brought to you by an ensemble of vibrant performers

Jenny Ha's

1805 - 1850 8-15 August

OBTUSE BY POWER STEERING THEATRE COMPANY

When a rabbit senses danger it runs for cover, when humans feel it they hold on for dear life. Journey through the head of a woman constantly reliving her memories, and clasping to her worst nightmare…

The Grape

1420 - 1500 8-11,13-18,20-25,27-29 August

HEAVEN IS SICK

Have you ever died? No. Neither had Dr Frank Bishop, until God caught him e-perving on Kelly Holmes in the Commonwealth locker room. Come watch him 'curing' heaven's sickheads: Goebbels, Lassie, Tutankhamun and more…

The Grape

1515 - 1615 8-29 August

THE BEIGE ADVENTURES OF AY AND BEE

Ay and Bee: two characters in an absurdist romp through space and time. OK, so the space is Edinburgh, and the time is 3.15, but it's a romp nonetheless. Adventure through life, the universe, sex, and how to successfully wear a carrot costume to work

The Grape

1630 - 1730 8-15 August

WITH ARMS OUTSTRETCHED

It's Valentine's Day so sit back and enjoy the hopes and surprises that the most terrifying day of the year for many a man has to offer. A lively comedy about love, fear and annoying waiters, performed by a fresh and versatile cast

The Grape

1630 - 1730 16-29 August

SO HOW WAS YOUR DAY?

Three women, three monologues, three experiences, one day. Featuring stuffed rabbits, yoga and frozen fish, but not all at once. Funny and moving in equal measure. Come and see if your day was worse

The Grape

1745 - 1845 8-29 August

COMEDY AT THE GRAPE

The tastiest teatime treats on the comedy circuit. A handpicked selection with some of the best stand-up, sketches and impro that Edinburgh 2009 has to offer. Enjoy a range of different acts every day, hosted by Sarah Pearce and Katerina Vrana. Get. In.

The Grape

1900 - 2000 8-15 August

THE IMPROLYMPIANS

If comedy were a crime, The Improlympians would be on death row. Improvising. Join them for a completely improvised play - you provide the title, they perform the play. It's the Ready Steady Cook of theatre

The Grape

1900 - 2000 16-21 August

THE REAL MACGUFFINS

Hello, how are you? Really? Why not take your mind off it with The Real MacGuffins - Dan March, Jim Millard and Matt Sheahan. 'The best sketch show you'll ever see' (Jim's wife); 'Hilarious' ***** (Matt's girlfriend); 'Oh no, he's wet the bed again' (Dan's mum). Six shows only.

The Grape

1900 - 2000 22-29 August

GOBSTOPPERS

Frances Healy (Niamh Corrigan in River City) and Julia Sutherland (BBC Radio Scotland) give you more to chew on than a sackful of Wham bars, with special guests sherbet-dipping in along the way! 'The perfect mix - laugh-out-loud comedy!' Fred MacAulay.

The Grape

2015 - 2115 8-29 August

SUNKEN LUGGAGE

'Highly innovative' and 'very funny' are just four words that have been used to describe this 'ingenious' sketch show (that's one more!). After a successful London run (not the marathon), Sunken Luggage makes its Edinburgh debut. You'd be an absolute headcase to miss it!

The Grape

2125 - 2225 10,12,17,24 August

WHERE THERE'S MUCK THERE'S FUNNY

A revolving door of nationally recognised and accomplished stand-ups from Merseyside and beyond. Guests include Eddie Hoo (City Life Comedian 2008) and Viv Gee (BBC Radio Scotland). Come down and say you were at that show, then come down and see another.

The Grape

2125 - 2225 14-16,18-23,25-29 August

PETERS AND ROWNTREE ONE HOUR COMEDY CLUB

A late afternoon hot pot with two rising stars, serving staggering stand-up comedy of the highest order. 'Rowntree is a naturally funny and gifted performer' Eve Standard. 'Peters is a talent' Stage

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