Sunday, December 27, 2009



|Sunday, December 27, 2009

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|6:00AM |AFL-FOOTY FLASHBACKS |G |1991 RND 1 - ADELAIDE V HAWTHORN |

| | | |Watch as Adelaide take on Hawthorn in Round One of the 1991 AFL Premiership |

| | | |Season. Hosted by BRUCE McAVANEY. |

|8:30AM |KIDS TIME - WIND IN THE WILLOWS (R) |G |GADGET MAD |

| | | |Follow Toad, Mole and friends as they face the terrors of the Woods. |

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|8:55AM |KIDS TIME - DANGERMOUSE (R) |G |BIGFOOT FALLS |

| | | |Follow Dangermouse on his adventures as the greatest Secret Agent in the |

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|9:20AM |KIDS TIME - MICKEY MOUSE CLUBHOUSE (R) |G |SECRET SPY DAISY |

| | | |Help Mickey Mouse and his friends as they journey on different adventures |

| | | |filled with fun, puzzles and games. |

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|9:45AM |KIDS TIME - VICTOR AND HUGO (R) |G |THE CASE OF THE VOSE VASE |

| | | |The adventures of two incompetent French criminals whose schemes always seem |

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|10:10AM |KIDS TIME - COUNT DUCKULA (R) |G |ASTRO DUCK |

| | | |The misadventures of a vegetarian vampire duck and his servants. |

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|10:35AM |KIDS TIME - FLIPPER (R) |G |SUBMERSIBLE |

| | | |Beloved dolphin Flipper returns in more underwater adventures. |

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|11:30AM |POWER RANGERS: OPERATION OVERDRIVE (R) |PG |MAN OF MERCURY PART 2 OF 2 |

| | | |Tyzonn morphs into the Mercury Ranger. |

|12:00PM |LEYLAND BROTHERS WORLD (R) |G |Mike and Mal journey down the full length of the Colo River. They experience |

| | | |shooting rapids and see some fascinating wildlife. |

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|12:50PM |7TWO DISNEY MOVIE (R) |PG |ON THE LINE |

| | |(L) |Kevin has everything going for him, but his lifelong lack of confidence keeps|

| |[pic] | |him from recognising love and happiness - even if it's sitting right next to |

| | | |him. When Kevin meets the girl of his dreams on Chicago's 'L' train, they |

| | | |immediately connect but he lets this golden opportunity slip away by not |

| | | |having the courage to ask her for her name and number. Unable to find her, |

| | | |or forget her, Kevin and his buddies launch a campaign to locate this |

| | | |mysterious dream girl. In the process he becomes Chicago's poster boy for |

| | | |lost love and the target of every other young woman’s affections. Starring |

| | | |LANCE BASS, JOEY FATONE, EMMANUELLE CHRIQUI and JAMES BULLIARD. |

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|2:30PM |7TWO CLASSIC MOVIE (R) (1969) |PG |IF IT'S TUESDAY, THIS MUST BE BELGIUM |

| | |(S,D) |The hilarious tale of a group of American tourists on a whirlwind tour of |

| | | |Europe. Tour guide Charlie is an affable, roguish man with a penchant for |

| | | |pretty ladies, and tourist Samantha, strikes his fancy. Their romance, though|

| | | |brief, has the usual heartaches and when the tour is over, they part all the |

| | | |wiser. Starring SUZANNE PLESHETTE, IAN MCSHANE, MILDRED NATWICK and PEGGY |

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|4:15PM |7TWO CLASSIC MOVIE (R) (1971) |PG |SUPPORT YOUR LOCAL GUNFIGHTER |

| | |(V) |When wandering con man Latigo Smith arrives in the town of Purgatory, two |

| | | |competing mine owners mistake him for a hired gunman. Latigo sees an |

| | | |opportunity to get his hands on their ill-gotten gains, but trouble arises |

| | | |when the real gunslinger comes to town. Starring JAMES GARNER, SUZANNE |

| | | |PLESHETTE and JACK ELAN. |

|6:00PM |DISORDERLY CONDUCT CAUGHT ON TAPE (R) |PG |Get up close as we witness incredible bravery and a dedication to duty as the|

| | | |police are on the look out for Disorderly Conduct! |

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|7:00PM |7TWO DISNEY MOVIE (R) 'CC' (1968) |G |THE LOVE BUG |

| | | |Jim Douglas, a race car driver, reluctantly teams up with Herbie, the lovable|

| |[pic] | |car with a mind of his own. Douglas thinks his sudden winning streak is due |

| | | |to his skill, not Herbie's. But he finally realises Herbie's worth when a |

| | | |sneaky rival plots to steal Herbie for himself. Starring DEAN JONES, MICHELE |

| | | |LEE and DAVID TOMLINSON. |

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|9:00PM |7TWO SUNDAY NIGHT MOVIE (R) 'CC' (2002) |M |WE WERE SOLDIERS |

| | |(V,A,L) |The year is 1965 and America is at war with North Vietnam. Commanding the air|

| | | |cavalry is Lieutenant Colonel Hal Moore, a born leader committed to his |

| | | |troops. His target: the la Drang Valley. A man of his word, Moore sets foot |

| | | |on the field of battle first, only to find himself and his men surrounded by |

| | | |North Vietnamese soldiers. The ensuing battle is one of the most savage in US|

| | | |history and the first major encounter between these enemies. Starring MEL |

| | | |GIBSON, MADELEINE STOWE, GREG KINNEAR, SAM ELLIOTT, CHRIS KLEIN and KERI |

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|11:30PM |7TWO LATE MOVIE (R) 'CC' (2002) |MA |GARAGE DAYS |

| | |(S,D,L) |After a band's first gig is a colossal failure, the lead singer takes it upon|

| |[pic] | |himself to go out and pursue the most successful rock manager in the country.|

| | | |Meanwhile the other members of the band continue to deal with everyday life |

| | | |issues that can ultimately tear a band apart. It's still a long way to the |

| | | |top if you want to rock n' roll. Starring PIA MIRANDA, KICK GURRY, MAYA |

| | | |STANGE, RUSSELL DYKSTRA and BRETT STILLER. |

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|1:30AM |AFL-SUPERSTARS |G |1997 3RD Q.F - GEELONG V NORTH MELBOURNE |

| | | |Geelong takes on North Melbourne in the 1997 AFL Qualifying Final. |

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|3:45AM |AFL-SUPERSTARS |G |1986 QUALIFYING FINAL - SYDNEY V CARLTON |

| | | |Sydney is up against Carlton in the 1986 AFL Qualifying Final. |

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|6:00AM |KIDS TIME - YIN YANG YO! (R) |G |THE YIN OF YANG / SHOPPING SPRAWL |

| | | |Yin and Yang are being trained in the mystical form of martial arts, Woo Foo,|

| |[pic] | |so they can save the world from evil. |

|6:25AM |KIDS TIME - DIGIMON DATA SQUAD (R) |G |THE ROYAL KNIGHTS ASSEMBLE! |

| | | |Marcus leads the Data Squad team in protecting the world. |

|6:50AM |KIDS TIME - COMBO NINOS (R) |G |BICKERING BIRD |

| | | |Four kids with a secret, the Combo Niños, transform themselves into |

| |[pic] | |animal-inspired superheroes. |

|7:15AM |KIDS TIME - MICKEY MOUSE CLUBHOUSE (R) |G |PLUTO TO THE RESURE! |

| | | |Help Mickey Mouse and his friends as they journey on different adventures |

| | | |filled with fun, puzzles and games. |

|7:40AM |KIDS TIME - AVENGER PENGUINS (R) |G |Rocky, Marlon and Bluey are three penguins who fight the bad scientist |

| | | |Carakticus P. Doom, whose desire is to take over the world. |

|8:05AM |KIDS TIME - COUNT DUCKULA (R) |G |UNREAL ESTATE |

| | | |The misadventures of a vegetarian vampire duck and his servants. |

|8:30AM |POWER RANGERS: OPERATION OVERDRIVE (R) |PG |BEHIND THE SCENES |

| | | |Operation Overdrive spends some time in the spotlight when Jessica interviews|

| | | |them and gives them medals from the Mayor’s office. |

|9:00AM |SONS AND DAUGHTERS (R) |G |As Wayne's affairs deteriorate, help comes from an unexpected source. |

| | | |Starring PAT MCDONALD and IAN RAWLINGS. |

|9:30AM |HOME AND AWAY - THE EARLY YEARS 'CC' |G |Steven turns sleuth in his efforts to nail Barlow. Heartache for Ben when he |

| | | |exposes Neville and Floss as frauds. |

|10:00AM |MURDER, SHE WROTE (R) |PG |WIDOW, WEEP FOR ME |

| | |(V) |Jessica's vacation at a Caribbean resort sees her investigating a friend's |

| | | |murder. Starring ANGELA LANSBURY and MEL FERRER. |

|11:00AM |MAGNUM P.I. (R) |PG |THREE MINUS TWO |

| | | |A leading fashion designer hires Magnum to protect her, after one of her two |

| | | |partners in a designer clothing company is murdered. |

|12:00PM |HEADLAND (R) 'CC' |PG |Grace risks her safety trying to help a client. There's something in Craig's |

| |[pic] |(A) |memory that someone doesn't want him to remember. |

|1:00PM |THE AMAZING RACE (R) 'CC' |PG |The Amazing Race teams travel to exciting destinations around the world. The |

| | | |first team to finish the race wins US $1 million cash. |

|2:00PM |SHORTLAND STREET |PG |A fast-paced medical drama that center's around the lives and loves of the |

| |[pic] | |staff and their patients. |

|2:30PM |CORONATION STREET |PG |The story of everyday life in a small, intimate community in England. |

| |[pic] | |Starring MAGGIE JONES and WILLIAM ROACHE. |

|3:00PM |EMMERDALE |PG |Set in the picturesque farming village of the Yorkshire Dales; follow the ups|

| |[pic] | |and downs of a tightly-knit countryside community. |

|3:30PM |KITCHEN TIME - RICK STEIN'S FOOD HEROES (R) [pic] |G |SOUTH EAST ENGLAND AND WALES |

| | | |Rick Stein takes his viewers on a gastronomic tour of the British |

| | | |countryside. |

|4:00PM |KITCHEN TIME - COASTAL KITCHEN (R) |G |CROMER PIER SHOW |

| | | |New Zealand chef Chris Coubrough uncovers why the English town of Norfolk |

| |[pic] | |encapsulates what's exciting about British cooking today. |

|4:30PM |KITCHEN TIME - THE HAIRY BIKERS' COOKBOOK (R) [pic] |G |SI AND DAVE DO VIETNAM PART TWO |

| | | |Take two blokes, two bikes, ample facial hair, a large dollop of adventure |

| | | |and garnish with infectious enthusiasm. |

|5:00PM |KITCHEN TIME - THE MARTHA STEWART SHOW |G |ANNE GEDDES AND THAI CHICKEN WINGS |

| | | |Full of inspiring and affordable homemade ideas for good living. |

|6:00PM |THE JAY LENO SHOW 'CC' |G |Jay Leno brings his entertainment comedy show to primetime with more |

| |[pic] | |celebrities and special guests. Starring JAY LENO. |

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|7:00PM |MOTHER AND SON |PG |THE NEIGHBOURS |

| | | |A feud arises between Maggie and her next door neighbour. RUTH CRACKNELL, |

| | | |GARRY MCDONALD. |

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|7:30PM |HEARTBEAT 'CC' |PG |JUDGEMENT DAY |

| | | |After Alan Morton is nearly knocked off his scooter by QC Sir Richard |

| |[pic] | |Lonsdale, he trails him to the pub and scratches the paintwork. Starring |

| | | |JONATHAN KERRIGAN and JOHN DUTTINE. |

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|8:30PM |GAVIN & STACEY (R) |M |It's Gavin and Stacey's respective stag and hen nights. Stacey is delighted |

| | | |when her brother Jason returns home. Starring MATHEW HORNE, JOANNA PAGE, |

| |[pic] | |ALISON STEADMAN and ROB BRYDON. |

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|9:00PM |NOT GOING OUT 'CC' |PG |KID |

| | | |Kate and Lee are forced to take in a lodger - a surly 14-year-old boy named |

| |[pic] | |Nicky. Lee's attempts to bond with the teenager prove less than successful, |

| | | |while Tim and Nicky discover they have quite a lot in common. Starring LEE |

| | | |MACK, MEGAN DODDS and TIM VINE. |

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|9:30PM |JUDGE JOHN DEED (R) 'CC' |M |SEPARATION OF POWERS |

| | |(V) |Deed presides over a civil action against a waste incinerator company accused|

| |[pic] | |of damaging the health of the community. Meanwhile, Rufus Barron provides |

| | | |some startling evidence that the Home Secretary accepted a bribe on a defence|

| | | |contract. Starring MARTIN SHAW, JENNY SEAGROVE, SIR DONALD SINDEN, LOUISE |

| | | |CLEIN and CAROLINE LANGRISHE. |

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|11:15PM |MAGNUM P.I. (R) |PG |FORTY YEARS ... SAND ISLAND |

| | | |After Higgin's is nearly killed. Magnum believes that it is connected to his |

| | | |research on a World War II internment camp, where a Japanese prisoner was |

| | | |murdered by a civilian guard. Starring TOM SELLECK, JOHN HILLERMAN, ROGER E |

| | | |MOSLEY and LARRY MANETTI. |

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|12:00AM |7TWO LATE MOVIE (R) (1972) |M |CHATO'S LAND |

| | |(V) |Charles Bronson stars as Chato, a half breed Apache who is on the run from a |

| | | |posse after killing a man in self-defence. Also starring CHARLES BRONSON, |

| | | |JACK PALANCE and RICHARD BASEHART. |

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|1:45AM |AFL-FLASHBACK CLASSICS |G |2000 ROUND 21 - WESTERN BULLDOGS V ESSENDON |

| | | |All the action when the Essendon Bombers clash with the Western Bulldogs. |

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|3:45AM |AFL-FLASHBACK CLASSICS |G |1995 RND 15 - RICHMOND V ESSENDON |

| | | |Richmond takes on Essendon in round 15 of the 1995 AFL Premiership Season. |

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|6:00AM |KIDS TIME - YIN YANG YO! (R) |G |WUBBLE IN PARADISE / DICTATOR OF THE YEAR |

| | | |Yin and Yang are being trained in the mystical form of martial arts, Woo Foo,|

| |[pic] | |so they can save the world from evil. |

|6:25AM |KIDS TIME - DIGIMON DATA SQUAD (R) |G |FATHER AND SON DESTINY! |

| | | |Marcus leads the Data Squad team in protecting the world from evil Digimon. |

|6:50AM |KIDS TIME - COMBO NINOS (R) |G |Four kids with a secret, the Combo Niños, transform themselves into |

| |[pic] | |animal-inspired superheroes. |

|7:15AM |KIDS TIME - MICKEY MOUSE CLUBHOUSE (R) |G |SIR GOOFS-A-LOT |

| | | |Help Mickey Mouse and his friends as they journey on different adventures |

| | | |filled with fun, puzzles and games. |

|7:40AM |KIDS TIME - AVENGER PENGUINS (R) |G |WHO'S AFRAID OF THE BIG, BAD |

| | | |Rocky, Marlon and Bluey are three penguins who fight the bad scientist |

| | | |Carakticus P. Doom, whose desire is to take over the world. |

|8:05AM |KIDS TIME - COUNT DUCKULA (R) |G |BOMBAY DUCK |

| | | |The misadventures of a vegetarian vampire duck and his servants. |

|8:30AM |POWER RANGERS: OPERATION OVERDRIVE (R) |PG |JUST LIKE ME |

| | | |The Rangers chase after Moltor to get a hold of the Mjollnir Hammer. |

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|9:00AM |SONS AND DAUGHTERS (R) |G |John is reluctant to be Kevin's best man because it will mean partnering |

| | | |Angela at the wedding. |

|9:30AM |HOME AND AWAY - THE EARLY YEARS 'CC' |G |There is a surprise twist in the search for the Summer Bay Nutter. Lance and |

| | | |Martin employ desperate remedies to sober up Fisher's drunken cat. |

|10:00AM |MURDER, SHE WROTE (R) |PG |JOSHUA PEABODY DIED HERE |

| | |(V) |Excavation at the site for a new hotel turns up what may be the remains of a |

| | | |war hero who didn't die naturally. |

|11:00AM |MAGNUM P.I. (R) |PG |KI'IS DON'T LIE |

| | | |Robin Masters 'donates' Magnum's services, to provide security over the |

| | | |valuable antiques up for auction at an upcoming charity event. |

|12:00PM |HEADLAND (R) 'CC' |PG |What is Elly's mysterious connection to the vindictive registrar? Heath and |

| |[pic] | |Freya's trip is full of mystery. |

|1:00PM |THE AMAZING RACE (R) 'CC' |PG |The Amazing Race teams travel to exciting destinations around the world. The |

| | | |first team to finish the race wins US $1 million cash. |

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|2:00PM |SHORTLAND STREET |PG |A fast-paced medical drama that center's around the lives and loves of the |

| |[pic] | |staff and their patients. |

|2:30PM |CORONATION STREET |PG |The story of everyday life in a small, intimate community in England. |

| |[pic] | |Starring MAGGIE JONES and WILLIAM ROACHE. |

|3:00PM |EMMERDALE |PG |Set in the picturesque farming village of the Yorkshire Dales; follow the ups|

| |[pic] | |and downs of a tightly-knit countryside community. |

|3:30PM |KITCHEN TIME - ESSENCE OF EMERIL (R) |G |SOUPS AND STEWS |

| | | |Emeril Lagasse's commitment to using the freshest ingredients is the essence |

| | | |to his step by step guide to cooking. |

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|4:00PM |KITCHEN TIME - THE PEOPLE'S COOKBOOK (R) |G |Explore the origin of beloved dishes that have shaped the taste buds of |

| | | |Britain in the 21st Century. |

|5:00PM |KITCHEN TIME - THE MARTHA STEWART SHOW |G |SINGER JOSH TURNER AND CHEF PIERRE |

| | | |Full of inspiring and affordable homemade ideas for good living. |

|6:00PM |THE JAY LENO SHOW 'CC' |G |Jay Leno brings his entertainment comedy show to primetime with more |

| |[pic] | |celebrities and special guests. Starring JAY LENO. |

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|7:00PM |MOTHER AND SON |PG |THE CRUISE |

| | | |Maggie and her new friend Claude make plans to go on a cruise, which |

| | | |surprises Arthur and shocks Robert. Starring RUTH CRACKNELL and GARRY |

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|7:30PM |UGLY BETTY 'CC' |PG |WHEN BETTY MET YETI |

| | | |Competition gets fierce when Betty and Marc both apply to YETI, the Young |

| |[pic] | |Editors Training Program. Starring AMERICA FERRERA, ERIC MABIUS, TONY PLANA |

| | | |and GRANT BOWLER. |

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|8:30PM |REAPER 'CC' |M |HUNGRY FOR FAME |

| | | |Sam tries to save an untalented musician from selling his soul to the Devil |

| |[pic] | |to become a rock star. Meanwhile, Sock is stunned when his mother returns |

| | | |from Las Vegas and announces she got married. Guest starring JAMIE KENNEDY. |

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|9:30PM |THE UNIT 'CC' |M |HILL 60 |

| | | |Unable to communicate with the outside world, the Unit and their families |

| |[pic] | |must survive when a deadly gas poisons everyone in their community who steps |

| | | |outside. Starring DENNIS HAYSBERT, REGINA TAYLOR, ROBERT PATRICK and SCOTT |

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|10:30PM |STRIKEFORCE |M |THOMSON V MELENDEZ |

| |[pic] | |Thomson takes on Melendez in tonight's Strikeforce battle. |

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|10:50PM |MOST SHOCKING |PG |CHASES AND CRASHES |

| | | |From pulse-pounding pursuits, to life and death shootouts, we expose the most|

| | | |shocking and unbelievable criminals caught on tape. |

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|11:45PM |7TWO LATE MOVIE (R) 'CC' (1984) |M |FIRESTARTER |

| | |(V,H) |The story of a couple who met while earning extra money as guinea pigs for an|

| | | |experiment conducted by a government agency known as 'The Shop'. The |

| | | |experiment was shrouded in mystery and seemed to relate to psychic abilities.|

| | | |The two were married and had a daughter, Charlie, who has the ability to |

| | | |start fires by just thinking about it. The government agency takes an |

| | | |interest in Charlie and an operative from 'The Shop' wants to quarantine and |

| | | |study her. Starring DREW BARRYMORE, FRED JONES and HEATHER LOCKLEAR. |

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|1:45AM |AFL-FOOTY FLASHBACKS |G |1997 RND 17 - ADELAIDE V RICHMOND |

| | | |Adelaide takes on Richmond in round 17 of the 1997 AFL Premiership season. |

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|3:45AM |AFL-FOOTY FLASHBACKS |G |RND 4 - GEELONG V KANGAROOS |

| | | |7TWO brings you all of the round 4 action when Geelong clash with the |

| | | |Kangaroos in the 2001 AFL Premiership season. |

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|6:00AM |KIDS TIME - YIN YANG YO! (R) |G |DESTINATION DANGER / MASTER DAVE |

| | | |Yin and Yang are being trained in the mystical form of martial arts, Woo Foo,|

| |[pic] | |so they can save the world from evil. |

|6:25AM |KIDS TIME - DIGIMON DATA SQUAD (R) |G |THOMAS BURSTS ON THE SCENE |

| | | |Marcus leads the Data Squad team in protecting the world. |

|6:50AM |KIDS TIME - COMBO NINOS (R) |G |ATTACK OF THE COMBO DIVINOS |

| | | |Four kids with a secret, the Combo Niños, transform themselves into |

| |[pic] | |animal-inspired superheroes. |

|7:15AM |KIDS TIME - MICKEY MOUSE CLUBHOUSE (R) |G |PLUTO'S PLAYMATE |

| | | |Help Mickey Mouse and his friends as they journey on different adventures |

| | | |filled with fun, puzzles and games. |

|7:40AM |KIDS TIME - AVENGER PENGUINS (R) |G |Rocky, Marlon and Bluey are three penguins who fight the bad scientist |

| | | |Carakticus P. Doom, whose desire is to take over the world. |

|8:05AM |KIDS TIME - COUNT DUCKULA (R) |G |THERE ARE WEREWOLVES AT THE BOTTOM OF OUR GARDEN |

| | | |The misadventures of a vegetarian vampire duck and his servants. |

|8:30AM |POWER RANGERS: OPERATION OVERDRIVE (R) |PG |IT'S HAMMER TIME |

| | | |Loki shows up and tricks the Rangers in order to get the hammer. |

|9:00AM |SONS AND DAUGHTERS (R) |G |The aftermath of the wedding marks a turning point in David and John's |

| | | |relationship. |

|9:30AM |HOME AND AWAY - THE EARLY YEARS 'CC' |G |Sandra desperately tries to conceal bruising from her friends. |

|10:00AM |MURDER, SHE WROTE (R) |PG |MURDER IN THE AFERNOON |

| | |(V) |While filming a soap opera in which Mrs. Fletcher's niece plays a part, a |

| | | |'pretend' victim is really dead. Starring ANGELA LANSBURY. |

|11:00AM |MAGNUM P.I. (R) |PG |EIGHTH PART OF VILLAGE |

| | |(V) |When Higgins opens a crate of books, he discovers a girl stowed away inside |

| | | |who has come to America to find her fiance. |

|12:00PM |HEADLAND (R) 'CC' |PG |Adam supports Sasha while she faces her attackers. Will puts on a brave face |

| |[pic] |(A,L) |to Kate. |

|1:00PM |HEARTBEAT (R) 'CC' |PG |MONEY, MONEY, MONEY |

| | | |There's a new recruit at Ashfordly police station and not everyone is happy |

| |[pic] | |about it. Starring PETER BENSON and DEREK FOWLDS. |

|2:00PM |SHORTLAND STREET |PG |A fast-paced medical drama that center's around the lives and loves of the |

| |[pic] | |staff and their patients. |

|2:30PM |CORONATION STREET |PG |The story of everyday life in a small, intimate community in England. |

| |[pic] | |Starring MAGGIE JONES and WILLIAM ROACHE. |

|3:00PM |EMMERDALE |PG |Set in the picturesque farming village of the Yorkshire Dales; follow the ups|

| |[pic] | |and downs of a tightly-knit countryside community. |

|3:30PM |KITCHEN TIME - THE NAKED CHEF (R) |G |POST CLUB BRUNCH |

| |[pic] | |Jamie Oliver creates simple, tasty food without the fuss. |

|4:00PM |KITCHEN TIME - FRIENDS FOR DINNER (R) |G |Gary Rhodes is sent into an ordinary kitchen to help an inexperienced host |

| |[pic] | |prepare a gourmet feast for their friends. |

|4:30PM |KITCHEN TIME - ANTONIO CARLUCCIO'S ITALIAN FEAST (R) |G |PUGLIA |

| | | |Antonio Carluccio embarks on a six week gastronomic tour of Southern Italy. |

|5:00PM |KITCHEN TIME - THE MARTHA STEWART SHOW |G |LYNN REDGRAVE |

| | | |Full of inspiring and affordable homemade ideas for good living. |

|6:00PM |THE JAY LENO SHOW 'CC' |G |Jay Leno brings his entertainment comedy show to primetime with more |

| |[pic] | |celebrities and special guests. Starring JAY LENO. |

| |Wednesday, December 30, 2009 | | |

| | | | |

|7:00PM |MOTHER AND SON |PG |THE MEDALS |

| | | |Maggie assumes that it's ANZAC day, and tries her hardest to go and see the |

| | | |parade. Starring RUTH CRACKNELL, GARRY MCDONALD. |

|7:30PM |AMERICAN GLADIATORS |PG |THE LAST STAND - PART 1 |

| | | |Pitting everyday amateur athletes against the mighty force of the American |

| |[pic] | |Gladiators. Hosted by HULK HOGAN and LAILA ALI. |

| | | | |

|8:30PM |TIN MAN (R) |M |Dorothy is back in OZ and on the run from evil sorceress Azkadellia and her |

| |[pic] | |storm troopers. |

|9:30PM |THE UNIT 'CC' |M |FLESH & BLOOD |

| | | |The Unit is sent in to rescue an old friend and finds themselves in trouble. |

| |[pic] | |On the home front, Tom finds a lead in a terrorist attack and implements some|

| | | |extreme measures to get the information from a suspect. Starring DENNIS |

| | | |HAYSBERT and REGINA TAYLOR. |

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|10:30PM |WHAT ABOUT BRIAN (R) 'CC' |PG |WHAT ABOUT THE FISH... |

| | | |In an effort to get back into the dating game, the boys make a bet to see who|

| |[pic] | |can get a girl first. Brian adjusts to having Dave as his new roommate after |

| | | |Deena kicks him out. Nicole prepares for her baby shower, as well as a |

| | | |surprise guest. Guest starring AMY JO JOHNSON and WILLIAM DEVANE. |

|11:20PM |COMMANDER IN CHIEF (R) 'CC' |M |HAPPY BIRTHDAY, MADAM PRESIDENT |

| | | |It's Mac's birthday, yet instead of celebrating, she's faced with American |

| |[pic] | |hostages being taken in Turkey. At the same time, Mac is interviewing |

| | | |candidates to be her new Vice President. Starring GEENA DAVIS, DONALD |

| | | |SUTHERLAND, HARRY LENNIX. |

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|12:05AM |COMMANDER IN CHIEF (R) 'CC' |PG |UNFINISHED BUSINESS |

| |[pic] | |Mac seizes the opportunity to finally pass the Equal Rights Amendment. |

| |**FINAL EPISODE** | |Starring GEENA DAVIS, DONALD SUTHERLAND, HARRY LENNIX, KYLE SECOR and EVER |

| | | |CARRADINE. |

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|12:50AM |ROOM FOR IMPROVEMENT (R) |G |WESTLEIGH FIRE STATION |

| | | |The Room For Improvement team moves in to help with a special tribute to some|

| |[pic] | |Aussie heroes - the volunteer bush firefighters. |

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|1:15AM |THE MOLE (R) 'CC' |PG |It's down to the last three people - who will be the winner, the loser, and |

| |[pic] | |who is The Mole? Hosted by GRANT BOWLER. |

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|2:00AM |HOME SHOPPING |G |Shopping program. |

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|4:00AM |THE BODY SPECIALISTS (R) 'CC' |PG |Explore the fascinating and innovative cosmetic and plastic surgical |

| | |(S) |procedures through the deeply personal journeys of the people experiencing |

| |[pic] | |them. |

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|4:30AM |MEDICAL ROOKIES (R) 'CC' |PG |Rookie surgeon, Mary, operates on a trauma patient critically injured when a |

| | |(A) |tree falls on his car. Hosted by JENNIFER KEYTE. |

| |[pic] | | |

|5:00AM |WIND IN THE WILLOWS (R) |G |MAY-DAY / FANCY-DRESS |

| | | |Follow Toad, Mole and friends as they face the terrors of the Wild Wood. |

| |Thursday, December 31, 2009 | | |

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|6:00AM |KIDS TIME - YIN YANG YO! (R) |G |BAD NANNY JAMMA / PROS AND CONS |

| | | |Yin and Yang are being trained in the mystical form of martial arts, Woo Foo,|

| |[pic] | |so they can save the world from evil. |

|6:25AM |KIDS TIME - DIGIMON DATA SQUAD (R) |G |JUSTICE EQUALS POWER! |

| | | |Marcus leads the Data Squad team in protecting the world. |

|6:50AM |KIDS TIME - COMBO NINOS (R) |G |MAMA CONDA |

| | | |Four kids with a secret, the Combo Niños, transform themselves into |

| |[pic] | |animal-inspired superheroes. |

|7:15AM |KIDS TIME - MICKEY MOUSE CLUBHOUSE (R) |G |MINNIE'S MYSTERY |

| | | |Help Mickey Mouse and his friends as they journey on different adventures |

| | | |filled with fun, puzzles and games. |

|7:40AM |KIDS TIME - AVENGER PENGUINS (R) |G |Rocky, Marlon and Bluey are three penguins who fight the bad scientist |

| | | |Carakticus P. Doom, whose desire is to take over the world. |

|8:05AM |KIDS TIME - COUNT DUCKULA (R) |G |DUCK AHOY |

| | | |The misadventures of a vegetarian vampire duck and his servants. |

|8:30AM |POWER RANGERS: OPERATION OVERDRIVE (R) |PG |OUT OF LUCK |

| | | |Moltor gives the compass to Blothgaar to destroy the Rangers. |

|9:00AM |SONS AND DAUGHTERS (R) |G |A surprise for Fiona is threatened by Scott's visit to her country property. |

| | | |David surprises Beryl with thoughts of moving. |

|9:30AM |HOME AND AWAY - THE EARLY YEARS 'CC' |G |Barlow's vendetta with the Fletchers escalates. Meanwhile, Lance and Martin |

| | | |announce their latest money-spinning brainwave. |

|10:00AM |MURDER, SHE WROTE (R) |PG |SCHOOL FOR SCANDAL |

| | |(V) |A professor and her daughter come under suspicion of murder. |

|11:00AM |MAGNUM P.I. (R) |PG |PAST TENSE |

| | |(V,A) |During a flight T.C and Higgins are sky-jacked and forced to fly to a nearby |

| | | |prison for the daring break-out of an inmate. |

|12:00PM |HEADLAND (R) 'CC' |PG |Craig unlocks some of the shocking secrets from the night of the car |

| | |(A,L) |accident. Will and Kate's dream of owning a home turns into a nightmare. |

| |[pic] | |Starring RACHAEL TAYLOR and CONRAD COLEBY. |

|1:00PM |HEARTBEAT (R) 'CC' |PG |SECRETS AND LIES |

| | | |The police are trying to catch a mysterious blackmailer who is demanding |

| |[pic] | |large sums of money from several Aidensfield residents. |

|2:00PM |SHORTLAND STREET |PG |A fast-paced medical drama that center's around the lives and loves of the |

| |[pic] | |staff and their patients. |

|2:30PM |CORONATION STREET |PG |The story of everyday life in a small, intimate community in England. |

| |[pic] | |Starring MAGGIE JONES and WILLIAM ROACHE. |

|3:00PM |EMMERDALE |PG |Set in the picturesque farming village of the Yorkshire Dales; follow the ups|

| |[pic] | |and downs of a tightly-knit countryside community. |

|3:30PM |KITCHEN TIME - GARY RHODES' COOKERY YEAR (R) |G |AUGUST |

| |[pic] | |By making the most of what is in season, chef Gary Rhodes shows how to choose|

| | | |and use the very best ingredients. |

|4:00PM |KITCHEN TIME - WILD HARVEST WITH NICK NAIRN (R) |G |ARGYLL |

| | | |Chef Nick Nairn cooks up some delicious Scottish fare. |

|4:30PM |KITCHEN TIME - SIMPLY BAKING (R) |G |STRUDELS/PARCELS |

| | | |Andrew Nutter demonstrates just how simple and fun it can be to bake old |

| | | |favourites and exciting new ones. |

|5:00PM |KITCHEN TIME - THE MARTHA STEWART SHOW |G |DESIGNER TORY BURCH AND CHEF LAURENT TOURONDEL |

| | | |Full of inspiring and affordable homemade ideas for good living. |

|6:00PM |THE JAY LENO SHOW 'CC' |G |Jay Leno brings his entertainment comedy show to primetime with more |

| |[pic] | |celebrities and special guests. Starring JAY LENO. |

| |Thursday, December 31, 2009 | | |

| | | | |

|7:00PM |MOTHER AND SON |PG |THE FRIEND |

| | | |Arthur discovers Maggie talking to herself, so he hires a woman to help her |

| | | |with the housework, look after her, as well as be her friend. RUTH CRACKNELL,|

| | | |GARRY MCDONALD |

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|7:30PM |FIFTH GEAR |G |Tiff and his new Porsche Boxster go up against Jason and his BMW Z4. Jon |

| | | |looks into GPS based speed camera detectors. And Jason drives the new BMW 3 |

| | | |series on a 1000 mile, 48 hour road trip through Spain and France. Starring |

| | | |TIFF NEEDELL, JOB BENTLEY, VICKI BUTLER-HENDERSON |

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|8:30PM |STARGATE ATLANTIS |M |THE KINDRED - PART 2 OF 2 |

| | | |An old friend's unforeseen return spurs a race against time to rescue a |

| |[pic] | |missing teammate. Meanwhile, Keller investigates the origins of the Beckett |

| | | |duplicate. Starring AMANDA TAPPING, RACHEL LUTTRELL, JOE FLANIGAN, DAVID |

| | | |HEWLETT and JASON MOMOA. |

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|9:30PM |SHARK |M |IN ABSENTIA / IN THE CROSSHAIRS |

| | | |After an argument at a fashion show, a close friend of Raina's is found |

| | | |murdered in a subway station. With flimsy evidence and an accusation of |

| |[pic] | |coersion, Stark is told to shore up his case. When the ME makes a discovery |

| | | |changing the direction of the trial, Stark and Danny find themselves |

| | | |following the suspect to Mexico. Starring JAMES WOODS, DANIELLE PANABAKER and|

| | | |SOPHINA BROWN. |

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|11:15PM |STRIKEFORCE |M |ISHIDA V WILCOX |

| |[pic] | |Ishida face Wilcox in tonight's Strikeforce showdown. |

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|11:40PM |MONSTER GARAGE (R) |PG |ULTIMATE DELIVERY VEHICLE |

| | | |An exploration of radical design and engineering, where free-thinking |

| | | |mechanics turn run-of-the-mill cars into extraordinary utility vehicles. |

| | | |Hosted by JESSE JAMES. |

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|12:30AM |7TWO LATE MOVIE (R) (B&W) (1941) |PG |THE SAINT'S VACATION |

| | |(V) |The Saint must stop a valuable secret from falling into the wrong hands. |

| |[pic] | |Starring HUGH SINCLAIR, SALLY GRAY, CECIL PARKER, LEUEEN MC GRATH and GORDON |

| | | |MC LEOD. |

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|1:45AM |AFL-FOOTY FLASHBACKS |G |1998 RND 4 - CARLTON V MELBOURNE |

| | | |Carlton takes on Melbourne in round 4 of the 1998 AFL Premiership season. |

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|3:45AM |AFL-FOOTY FLASHBACKS |G |1998 RND 6 - WEST COAST V ST.KILDA |

| | | |7TWO brings you round 6 action between West Coast and St Kilda in the 1998 |

| | | |AFL Premiership season. |

| |Friday, January 1, 2010 | | |

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|6:00AM |KIDS TIME - YIN YANG YO! (R) |G |DOOMED TO REPEAT IT / THE GIG IS UP |

| | | |Yin and Yang are being trained in the mystical form of martial arts, Woo Foo,|

| |[pic] | |so they can save the world from evil. |

|6:25AM |KIDS TIME - DIGIMON DATA SQUAD (R) |G |HUMAN POTENTIAL |

| | | |Marcus leads the Data Squad team in protecting the world. |

|6:50AM |KIDS TIME - COMBO NINOS (R) |G |Four kids with a secret, the Combo Niños, transform themselves into |

| |[pic] | |animal-inspired superheroes. |

|7:15AM |KIDS TIME - MICKEY MOUSE CLUBHOUSE (R) |G |Help Mickey Mouse and his friends as they journey on different adventures |

| | | |filled with fun, puzzles and games. |

|7:40AM |KIDS TIME - AVENGER PENGUINS (R) |G |THE JEWEL IN THE CROWN |

| | | |Rocky, Marlon and Bluey are three penguins who fight the bad scientist |

| | | |Carakticus P. Doom, whose desire is to take over the world. |

|8:05AM |KIDS TIME - COUNT DUCKULA (R) |G |THE GREAT DUCKTECTIVE |

| | | |The misadventures of a vegetarian vampire duck and his servants. |

|8:30AM |POWER RANGERS: OPERATION OVERDRIVE (R) |PG |ONE GETS AWAY |

| | | |The Rangers find the 3rd Jewel of the Corona. |

|9:00AM |SONS AND DAUGHTERS (R) |G |An impulsive move by David makes Beryl realise her troubles are far from |

| | | |over. |

|9:30AM |HOME AND AWAY - THE EARLY YEARS 'CC' |G |Pippa receives a sinister and terrifying visitor. And Celia lets her hair |

| | | |down, all in the line of duty. |

|10:00AM |MURDER, SHE WROTE (R) |PG |SING A SONG OF MURDER |

| | |(V) |When cousin Emma's life is threatened, she plays dead and Jessica is summoned|

| | | |to London as the heir to the estate. |

|11:00AM |MAGNUM P.I. (R) |PG |FLASHBACK |

| | | |Magnum finds himself trapped in 1936 Hawaii, he is working on a case for a |

| | | |'dame in trouble'. Starring TOM SELLECK. |

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|12:00PM |HEADLAND (R) |PG |Adam finally comes face-to-face with his father. |

| |[pic] |(D,S,L) | |

|1:00PM |HEARTBEAT (R) 'CC' |PG |FAKERS AND FRAUDS |

| | | |Vernon Scripps has persuaded Lord Ashfordly to host an exclusive weekend for |

| |[pic] | |artists. However when the would-be artists arrive, some of them have far more|

| | | |on their mind than watercolours. |

|2:00PM |SHORTLAND STREET |PG |A fast-paced medical drama that center's around the lives and loves of the |

| |[pic] | |staff and their patients. |

|2:30PM |CORONATION STREET |PG |The story of everyday life in a small, intimate community in England. |

| |[pic] | |Starring MAGGIE JONES and WILLIAM ROACHE. |

|3:00PM |EMMERDALE |PG |Set in the picturesque farming village of the Yorkshire Dales; follow the ups|

| |[pic] | |and downs of a tightly-knit countryside community. |

|3:30PM |KITCHEN TIME - GARY RHODES' COOKERY YEAR (R) |G |SEPTEMBER |

| |[pic] | |By making the most of what is in season, chef Gary Rhodes shows how to choose|

| | | |and use the very best ingredients. |

|4:00PM |KIDS TIME - TAMASIN'S WEEKENDS (R) |G |KEEP IT SIMPLE |

| | | |Tamasin creates slow cooking dishes from her home in Somerset. |

|4:30PM |KIDS TIME - AINSLEY'S BIG COOK OUT (R) |G |TENNESSEE |

| | | |Ainsley travels from Canada to the southernmost tip of Argentina, cooking and|

| |[pic] | |sampling al fresco cuisine. |

|5:00PM |KIDS TIME - THE MARTHA STEWART SHOW |G |THE KIDS SHOW |

| | | |Full of inspiring and affordable homemade ideas for good living. |

|6:00PM |THE JAY LENO SHOW 'CC' |G |Jay Leno brings his entertainment comedy show to primetime with more |

| |[pic] | |celebrities and special guests. Starring JAY LENO. |

| |Friday, January 1, 2010 | | |

| | | | |

|7:00PM |MOTHER AND SON |PG |THE CAR |

| | | |Maggie wishes to visit the place of her honeymoon. RUTH CRACKNELL, GARRY |

| | | |MCDONALD |

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|7:30PM |AIRLINE USA (R) |PG |TERMINAL BEAUTY / HIGH SPIRITS |

| | | |Follow the extraordinary stories of the staff who work at - and the |

| | | |passengers who travel on - Southwest Airlines. |

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|8:30PM |BEST DISH... |G |A dramatic and highly emotional cooking competition, showcasing amazing |

| |[pic] | |amateur chefs and their delicious original dishes. |

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|9:30PM |ESCAPE TO THE COUNTRY (R) |G |HARROW TO BUCKINGHAMSHIRE |

| | | |Escape to the Country sets out to find the perfect country house for families|

| | | |who are seeking to get away from city living. |

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|10:30PM |HUMAN BODY: PUSHING THE LIMITS |G |BRAINPOWER |

| | | |With state-of-the-art imagery, we reveal how our brain accelerates when faced|

| |[pic] | |with intense stress or danger, and taps into its deepest layers to unlock |

| | | |prehistoric survival instincts. |

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|11:30PM |CHEATERS (R) 'CC' |M |The reality television show that confronts infidelity and the breach of trust|

| | | |in an effort to expose relationship problems. |

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|12:20AM |7TWO LATE MOVIE (R) (B&W) (1939) |PG |THE SAINT IN NEW YORK |

| | |(V) |The Saint turns Robin Hood to help a civic committee clean up a gang of |

| |[pic] | |desperadoes. Starring LOUIS HAYWARD, KAY SUTTON, JACK CARSON, SIG RUMANN and |

| | | |JONATHAN HALE. |

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|1:45AM |AFL-FRIDAY FINALS NIGHT |G |2000 1ST Q.F - ESSENDON V KANGAROOS |

| | | |All the best AFL action when the Essendon Bombers and the Kangaroos battle it|

| | | |out in the 2000 Qualifying Final |

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|3:45AM |AFL-FRIDAY FINALS NIGHT |G |1990 E.F - MELBOURNE V HAWTHORN |

| | | |Melbourne takes on Hawthorn in the 1990 AFL elimination final. |

| |Saturday, January 2, 2010 | | |

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|6:00AM |AFL-FOOTY FLASHBACKS |G |1994 QUALIFYING FINAL - HAWTHORN V NORTH MELBOURNE |

| | | |Sandy Roberts takes footy fans down memory lane with the 1994 Qualifying |

| |[pic] | |final between Hawthorn and North Melbourne. |

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|6:50AM |AFL-FOOTY FLASHBACKS |G |2000 ROUND 19 - CARLTON V WESTERN BULLDOGS |

| | | |NEIL KEARNEY catches up with ANTHONY KOUTOUFIDES for their view on this |

| |[pic] | |classic nail-biter between Carlton and the Bulldogs. |

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|7:40AM |AFL-FOOTY FLASHBACKS |G |1991 ELIMINATION FINAL - ST KILDA V GEELONG |

| | | |Sandy Roberts takes footy fans down memory lane to this epic Elimination |

| |[pic] | |Final between St Kilda and Geelong. |

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|8:30AM |LEYLAND BROTHERS WORLD (R) |G |Mike and Mal visit the world's largest Ibis rookery and then head to the |

| | | |Hawkesbury River to see the famous Bridge to Bridge classic. |

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|9:30AM |HARRY'S PRACTICE (R) |G |Join Dr Harry Cooper and Dr Katrina Warren for everything you need to know |

| | | |about animals. |

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|10:00AM |7TWO DISNEY MOVIE (R) (2000) |G |A KNIGHT IN CAMELOT |

| | | |A modern-day scientist accidentally winds up at the Court of King Arthur and |

| | | |decides to make 'improvements' to medieval England. Using her wits and |

| | | |scientific knowledge to win over the King and his court, Vivien earns herself|

| | | |the title 'Sir Boss.' In her new position, Vivien attempts to introduce |

| | | |modern ideas into the kingdom - but these changes don't sit well with the |

| | | |jealous wizard Merlin, who will do whatever it takes to get rid of this new |

| | | |knight. Starring WHOOPI GOLDBERG, MICHAEL YORK and AMANDA DONOHOE. |

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|11:30AM |7TWO SATURDAY MOVIE (R) (2003) |PG |RETURN TO THE BATCAVE: THE MISADVENTURES OF ADAM AND BURT |

| | |(V,S) |Batman and Robin search for the stolen Batmobile taken from a Hollywood |

| | | |charity auction. With the clues hidden in their past, the not-so-dynamic duo |

| | | |must use flashbacks to solve the puzzle and find the Batmobile. Starring ADAM|

| | | |WEST, BURT WARD, LYLE WAGGONER, JACK BREWER and JASON MARSDEN. |

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|1:15PM |7TWO SATURDAY MOVIE (R) 'CC' (2002) |PG |DRUMLINE |

| | |(L) |NICK CANNON stars in this fish-out-of-water comedy about a talented street |

| |[pic] | |drummer from Harlem who enrolls in a Southern university, expecting to lead |

| | | |its marching band to victory. He initially flounders in his new world, before|

| | | |realizing that it takes more than talent to reach the top. Also starring ZOE |

| | | |SALDANA, ORLANDO JONES, LEONARD ROBERTS and GQ. |

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|3:30PM |7TWO SATURDAY MOVIE (R) 'CC' (2004) |PG |DE-LOVELY |

| | |(A,S,L) |A musical portrait of American composer Cole Porter, who remembers his life |

| |[pic] | |as if it was one of his spectacular stage shows. Through elaborate production|

| | | |numbers and popular hits like 'Anything Goes,' 'It's De- Lovely,' and 'Night |

| | | |and Day,' Porter's elegant, excessive past comes to light - including his |

| | | |deeply complicated relationship with his wife and muse, Linda Lee Porter. |

| | | |Also starring KEVIN KLINE, ASHLEY JUDD, JONATHAN PRYCE and KEVIN MCNALLY. |

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|6:00PM |THE BENNY HILL SHOW (R) |PG |A compilation of some of BENNY HILL's funniest sketches including: Benny's |

| | | |baked beans commerical, as an inexperienced news reader and singing with The |

| |**PREMIERE** | |Ladybirds and Orange Blossom Sound. |

| |Saturday, January 2, 2010 | | |

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|6:30PM |SPECIAL |G |CIRQUE DU SOLEIL: CORTEO |

| |** PREMIERE ** | |Cirque du Soleil presents CORTEO, a grand procession and festive parade |

| |[pic] | |imagined by a clown. Let yourself be transported into a theatrical world of |

| | | |comedy and spontaneity situated in a mysterious space between heaven and |

| | | |earth. Juxtaposing the ridiculous with the tragic, Corteo reveals the |

| | | |strength and fragility of a clown, as well as his wisdom and kindness. |

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|7:50PM |IN THE BUSH WITH MALCOLM DOUGLAS (R) 'CC' |G |Travelling to Shark Bay, Malcolm boats around Dirk Hartog Island - one of |

| | | |Australia's most unique and remote islands - where he lands some Shark |

| |[pic] | |Mackerel and encounters a playful pod of Humpback Whales. |

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|8:45PM |THE OUTDOOR ROOM WITH JAMIE DURIE (R) 'CC' |G |THAILAND |

| | | |Jamie travels to Thailand to bring home a low-fuss tropical garden, including|

| |[pic] | |a traditional rice terrace. Celebrity chef NEIL PERRY shows how easy it is to|

| | | |cook delicious Thai-style chicken on the BBQ. |

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|9:15PM |MERCURIO'S MENU (R) |G |SYDNEY |

| | | |Paul starts at the Fish Markets and then heads to Icebergs restaurant on |

| |[pic] | |Bondi Beach where Chef Robert Marchetti brings his best dish to the table. |

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|9:40PM |60 MINUTE MAKEOVER (R) |G |NEW MILLS |

| | | |The 60 Minute Makeover team has just one hour to transform at least four |

| |[pic] | |rooms and provide an instant style injection using quick fixes and clever |

| | | |cover ups. |

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|10:30PM |HOW NOT TO DECORATE (R) |G |EDINBURGH |

| | | |Interior and property experts Justin Ryan and Colin McAllister seek out the |

| |[pic] | |country's most needy houses and shape them into stylish homes. |

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|11:30PM |MONSTER HOUSE (R) |G |OLD WEST HOUSE |

| | | |This imaginative and innovative show turns ordinary suburban homes into |

| | | |themed fantasy residence. |

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|12:30AM |ROOM FOR IMPROVEMENT (R) |G |COLLINGWOOD - WAREHOUSE |

| | | |A young guy in a funky warehouse runs out of cash - wait till you see what |

| |[pic] | |the Room For Improvement team do! |

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|1:00AM |AFL-SATURDAY'S GRAND FINAL NIGHT |G |1984 GRAND FINAL - HAWTHORN V ESSENDON |

| | | |7Two brings you a classic AFL match. |

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|3:30AM |AFL-SATURDAY'S GRAND FINAL NIGHT |G |1999 GRAND FINAL - KANGAROOS V CARLTON |

| | | |The Kangaroos are up against Carlton in the 1999 AFL Grand Final. |

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